Mombasa

[Becko81]

You fucking pussy. Worrying about your luggage? Let me guess your butplug? Staying at sarova luxury hotel. They won't accept your girls. Unless you pay extra! And fuck tinder man you are capable talking to some girl or you need a screen? Just go out and enjoy. And with hiv you can get tested in every local hospital. Reliable and cheap you can leave your medicine cabinet at home. Just make sure you don't impregnate a girl against her will yes?

[DerTyperb]

Hello everyone.

1.) Its my first time ever in Africa so I decided to visit Mombasa and Nairobi for 2 months. Booked a cheap flight. Maybe taking the train from NBO to MBA, but security might be too strict with checked luggage (allegedly throwing away all liquids and sprays). Didn't know the hotels were that expensive. Heard a lot about the Sarova Whitesands (which is expensive as f.) and the Big Tree. I'm a cheapskate so I'm wondering if it is OK to book the cheapest room in Big Tree or will it scare the girls away? Also, I'm avoiding beaches because I don't like them. My understanding is that a lot of areas of the resort are covered in sand or are directly on the beach, is that correct? Sex in Mombasa may be cheaper but I'm asking myself if there is enough else going on, avoiding the beach without getting bored.

2.) I saw a lot of posts that Tinder plays a significant role in pulling girls. I got a few matches already but what do you tell them? Most are looking for a relationship and no hook ups, so I am wondering if I should introduce myself as a monger and be very direct and upfront about what I want. I'm not interested in the long game, I just want sex and don't want to waste my time on dinners and meetings with false expectations. Should I tell them about my intentions? Also I don't know if offering money could get my Tinder profile reported and banned.

3.) The last (but not least) thing I want to address is that I don't want to use any condoms, but of course protect myself against HIV with PrEP pills and testing kits. In Germany I can't get it without a prescription (and it is usually issued to gay men), is there a way to buy it at a pharmacy in Kenya? Any advice on locations and product names?

[Zimzam]

There is a ban for shisha in Kenya. It provides another opportunity for the police to bother tourists. And they actually do. I have seen a group of arabic shisha smokers carried on deck of a truck to the police station.

Yes, the police can bother tourists if they want, but the management of big clubs like the Yacht Lounge have ways to keep the police at bay, even if owners of other clubs report them.

That's Kenya, you know.

[SceticoBlu]

There is a ban for shisha in Kenya. It provides another opportunity for the police to bother tourists. And they actually do. I have seen a group of arabic shisha smokers carried on deck of a truck to the police station.

[Zimzam]

Anyone know of any good places to smoke shisha in Mombasa? I use to go Sheba lounge but that closed down and Hypnotica isn't really too comfortable.

I don't smoke myself, but I was offered a pipe in the Yacht Lounge and I believe also in Volume club you can smoke.

[Minty Polo]

Anyone know of any good places to smoke shisha in Mombasa? I use to go Sheba lounge but that closed down and Hypnotica isn't really too comfortable.

[Laxman281]

Hey guys,

I've always had a fantasy about mongering in Africa and getting blown / screwing the hotel maid / cleaner. I just read a report from the 2005-2006 thread where a guy did just that.

Was wondering, does it still happen there days? If so, where would be the best hotel to go to for this type of jiggy jiggy? It is such a hot fantasy I have to experience it in my life.

Recommendations and advice would be appreciated!

[Zimzam]

There is now once a week on Wednesday a direct flight from Roma, Italy, to Mombasa, leaving late at night taking just over 7 hours and direct back Thursdays, leaving around 11 am.

By NEOS, prices from 700 euro upwards, No extra charges.

[Albert9989]

Now in Mombasa, first in Diani but didn't stay long as it is so quiet there, very nice to relax but need to be with your girl. And I was, a beauty turkana, Kenya has a lot of good surprises!

Now changed for bamburi, Sheraton, very wide room, very correct and now discovering the big tree area, best place to be for sure!

[Albert9989]

I doubt it at the airport but may be some kibanda open on the way out someplace.

It was impossible for me to buy a sim card, safaricom, on the road to amboseli.

The shop should be equipped with new solution to be able to sell to foreigner.

I finally succeeded in a big safaricom shop in narok.

[Leblon]

Casablanca is alive, one girl told me a week ago that she went there. But she did not tell anything else, no report. I don't go to centrum places because they are so far from places where I stay, as was written here before.

By the way, some girls told me already some months ago that they went to Legend dancing competition in Mwtapa. So hopefully that place is alive again.

Reasons for me to go centrum or "Town" as locals say: airport trips. Diana trips. Immigration office. To repair computer or buy some hw for it.

For touristic trips there is that castle Fort Jesus, and Old Town. And there is that nice walk away nowadays, Mama Ngina Waterfront. They have concerts there often in the park, free concerts. That could be an experience, to go there to concert, maybe as an only musungu?

[AfAsia]

Why would you go there?

To boogey woogey, have a good time, meet some really nice girls there. Come now, its not that dangerous, nowhere as dangerous as where I come from, Kenya is fairly safe, provided you be sensible for an experienced African such as myself, I say go there Gentlemen, once inside nobody is going to spook you, enjoy, dance, meet down to earth locals, get pissed and shoot the bullshit. This Island you talk about, go on Youtube and look up Sabatical, I believe he rented a room in the area and lived to show you the story. Casablanca would be the first club I would go to when back in Mombasa.

[Mombie75]

What astounds me is nobody appears to frequent Casablanca or report there of. My absolute favourite hangout when I was last in town some years back now admittedly. I recall it being full of girls and some lovelies at that. Casablanca still around?

Probably as most peolpe head to north or south coast and do not stay on the island. It is a few years since I was there but it was always a good night. It is still open as far as I know. It is known as a bit of a more hardcore place.

[Mombie75]

I am arriving in after midnight into Moi Int airport, would there be anywhere to buy a sim card with data at that time of night?

I doubt it at the airport but may be some kibanda open on the way out someplace.

[Neddy69]

What astounds me is nobody appears to frequent Casablanca or report there of. My absolute favourite hangout when I was last in town some years back now admittedly. I recall it being full of girls and some lovelies at that. Casablanca still around?

The reason is simple. Logistics. You really want to stay on island? I don't know of a single muzungu who lives on island. Traffic hellhole and dangerous as hell after nightfall. If the gangs don't rob you, the girls will. Hahaha. Nyali Shanzu Bamburi Mtwapa. That's where you stay.

Depending on the distance you pay a bigger or lesser fortune for transportation.

Why would you go there? There's pussy on tap ANYWHERE. Its Africa. And in town usually pussy is more dear. In the good old days when a mariner spent days or sometimes weeks in the port there was bristling business in Florida and Casablanca.

Nowadays? Dead as a dodo. In the heydays of the coastal dhow trade back up to the seventies Mombasa was known as the best quality hooker town in the whole Indian Ocean.

Mwalimu.

Who finds no need to frequent night joints to find pussy. Night joints are to have a few beers with your rafikis and look at some ass and take some numbers of fresh meat.