American Politics

[EihTooms]

Now, they're calling to defund the FBI. The "we stand with law enforcement" party has officially lost whatever little brainpower they had. https://news.yahoo.com/republican-ca...090008248.html.

House Repubs, not Dems, voted unanimously to Defund the Police.

Repubs, not Dems, incited, fist-pumped, cheered, supported and defending a violent mob attack on the police in an attempt to maim and kill them in order to overturn a free and fair election and overthrow American democracy.

Repubs, not Dems, further encouraged more assaults, maiming and killing of the police by officially characterizing that level of violence against the police as merely "Legitimate Political Discourse. " And who among us would not encourage "Legitimate Political Discourse" at any time?

Now, Repubs, not Dems are seriously proposing to Defund the Police at the top level of the American law enforcement system.

Obviously, Mainstream Media pulled that election-winning lie about the Republican Party being more "pro Police" and the "Law and Order" Party from the same tub of steaming horse manure where they also pulled out that huge wet turd that "Republicans are better than Democrats on the economy", neither of which has been true for a single day in the past century or more.

[Spidy]

TL; DR.

Just doing you a solid bro. Never a good look to reply to your own Trevor Noah-tier "jokes". But go ahead and keep doing it by all means...

QB; DL.

How does one stop when Agent Orange and QAnon comrades, provide such a rich target environment.

Dude, Why would you want me to stop? I wouldn't want you to stop, you doing you.

The material you supply is valued input for my political satire and counterpoints.

Don't stop, keep do doing you, brother!

... Truly groundbreaking.

Thank You!

[Spidy]

I live downtown check out the 24/7 anarchy here, a blk lesbian mayor and blk female county prosecutor installed by none other than sinister soros.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...roughout-city/

And OMG, how they never ever (and did I say ever?) shut the fuck up about Soros!

Right on cue, with Soros, just like you said. (...kkkk!)

...a blk lesbian mayor and blk female county prosecutor ...

And the word "blk", like what is that? Is that like a blt sandwich? Or like a "brownie"?

Surely you can spell the word black, if that's what you mean?

[MarquisdeSade1]

Exactly. Fake rigged elections and weaponization of law enforcement and judiciary against political opponents. All cheered on by fake news media. And antifa street thugs deployed as violent footsoldiers against anyone who pushes back (but the street thugs mysteriously never spend a day in jail, released on bail by leftist activist judges and charges dropped by Soros-funded prosecutors). The swamp is using the Robert Mugabe playbook.

ITS TIME, its overdo!!

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/...nt-prosecuted/

Sign me up!

[GDreams]

China paid for it. Trump put 10% tariffs on these China goods and China devalued their currency 10% so that they could keep their market share. China received less USD and farmers got paid. You are saying Trump can't dole out money to farmers who got harmed on the trade deals but you think Biden can give billions to dead beat worthless democrats?

Once again Canada caught in a lie reverts to spin to try to justify the lie. The tariffs are paid by the US consumers. Thats it. You said China paid. They didn't and don't. Just like Mexico didn't pay for the wall. So Trump hurt the farmers with his failed trade war and paid them off with funds taken from American consumers and you blame Biden for inflation when the root cause is Donnys stupid trade war and failed Covid response. Spin that!

[Spidy]

The withdrawal from Afghanistan was the smartest, best organized, smoothest, safest, least deadly withdrawal of the losing side of a major war from an occupied country in history.

It is another in a long list of historic Biden successes that typically pro Repub Mainstream Media would much rather not fully cite during this election year.

Over 4,300 Veterans Praise Biden's Afghanistan Withdrawal: 'Right Thing to Do'

https://www.newsweek.com/over-4300-v...ing-do-1621656

Of course, the other downside for MSM doing so is they would then have to mention spineless Repub Trump's total surrender agreement with the Taliban on their terms and timetable.

The most horrible outcome of which was when Trump's beloved masters, The Taliban, allowed a single suicide bomber to breach their totally inadequate security and with that one bomb blast took out 13 USA military personnel and dozens of Afghans. ...

Absolutely!

Given the mess Agent Orange left behind, it was most definitely successful, notwithstanding the unfortunate 13 USA military deaths.

Biden, despite the DINOs, is having a continued string of successes to his credit. https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-...ns-first-year/

Not so sleepy, after all. Just good ole fashion governing and working the margins!

[Chris P]

Those are good points. I would also add bullshit wars when you can bash your peace loving opponents. Matt Taibbi, one of the few journalists I actually trust, has said Biden is recycling all of GWBush's Iraq war loving neocons. I hated GWB for that crap, and Taibbi has said Biden was the Dems biggest cheerleader with the Iraq war.

My buddy in the shipping business showed me all this crap in his warehouse and said it was "humanitarian aid" when in fact any fool could see it was for war. Now I can pick out the "humanitarian" packages and once again his warehouse was loaded with them, so I asked him, "Has this shit slowed down at all? And he said no, and these "humanitarian" packages started the second Biden took control.

So I know the war in Ukraine was provoked by Biden and now you are seeing the Dems trying to provoke China into war. Then you have these idiotic global warming policies that are going to cause Europeans to freeze this winter and have sent electricity prices soaring there. How bad off would we be if the Republicans did not call the Dems out for their global warming nonsense? And on top of that was the economy destroying lockdowns the Dems screamed for us to have.

All they have left is throwing money at people and war. They are literally bankrupt of ideas and will try to hold onto power not with smart moves but with war and the other things you mentioned JustTK.

This whole Ukraine thing is dirty. First the CIA run a coup against the elected govt in 2014, then the Washington swamp start using the place for money laundering and illegal chemical / bio-weapons labs. Then the final straw, they push their CIA puppet coup govt to enter NATO and station US military bases, nukes and the illegal bio-weapons on Russia's border just a few miles from Moscow.

There was no way Russia could stand for that. We (quite rightly) didn't stand for the Soviets stationing nukes in Cuba 60 years ago and this is very similar.

The Washington swamp wanted to provoke a war, sacrificing huge numbers of Ukrainian goyim (the Ukrainian Jews were all airlifted out by their cousin Zelensky when the war started). They thought they could collapse Russia's economy and turn Moscow to Globohomo. Red Square full of African immigrants and tranny grooming parades.

Thankfully, it backfired: Putin and Russia are winning the war with one hand tied behind their back (Russia hasn't even called up any reserves and hasn't resorted to serious bombing despite Zelensky's troops hiding among civilians in cities), and the Russian economy is going great, while Europe is in crisis and about to freeze to death this winter.

A welcome slap in the face for the neocon ZOG swamp and its murderous, nefarious goals.

[Chris P]

Check back a few...

TL; DR.

Just doing you a solid bro. Never a good look to reply to your own Trevor Noah-tier "jokes". But go ahead and keep doing it by all means.

If you want some tips on genuinely hilarious comedy, follow Eihtooms. Truly groundbreaking.

[Chris P]

I live downtown check out the 24/7 anarchy here, a blk lesbian mayor and blk female county prosecutor installed by none other than sinister soros.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...roughout-city/

Yikes. It would take a lot to get me to live in a democrat shithole city. Soon the felons are going to realize they can break out of the ghetto and start committing crime in nice areas because the defunded police won't stop them; and in the unlikely event they do, the Soros-funded prosecutors and leftist activist judges will give them bail then drop the charges. Once that happens (and it's already starting), it's over.

[PVMonger]

Talk about a deranged view of reality. ROTFLMAO.

Agent TrumpShit stole hundreds and hundreds of secret and top secret documents.

What need did he have for them (other than sale)?

Foreign agents are lining up to give testimony about how they were solicited.

The jig is up. Shit is going down.

Didn't you hear that Donnie the Dumbass didn't steal anything? He declassified everything in the US and all the stuff that he took was "his".

Besides, Donnie showed all the members of the moron brigade the attached map showing that the FBI didn't have jurisdiction and they were soooooo dumb they believed him.

[Chris P]

The withdrawal from Afghanistan was the smartest, best organized, smoothest, safest, least deadly withdrawal of the losing side of a major war from an occupied country in history.

It is another in a long list of historic Biden successes that typically pro Repub Mainstream Media would much rather not fully cite during this election year.

Comedy Central strikes again! I always find it helpful to have Yakkety Sax playing in the background before reading Eihtooms latest pearls of mirth. Really gets you into the mood.

[Spidy]

There is a link to a warrant here. https://www.politico.com/news/2022/0...-lago-00051524 ...

This was a general warrant and a fishing expedition. You Dems think Trump should not have any civil rights.

No, it is universally recognized that criminals do have rights!

Agent Orange, will be just fine, quit worrying.

P.S.: Although, I'm rooting for a good drubbing through the courts.

[PVMonger]

Now, they're calling to defund the FBI. The "we stand with law enforcement" party has officially lost whatever little brainpower they had. https://news.yahoo.com/republican-ca...090008248.html.

[ScatManDoo]

Exactly. Fake rigged elections and weaponization of law enforcement and judiciary against political opponents. All cheered on by fake news media.

Talk about a deranged view of reality. ROTFLMAO.

Agent TrumpShit stole hundreds and hundreds of secret and top secret documents.

What need did he have for them (other than sale)?

Foreign agents are lining up to give testimony about how they were solicited.

The jig is up. Shit is going down.

[Villainy]

Are you sure its "The most shameful, disgraceful surrender in American military history"? By that, I am going to assume you mean USA, not American. But surely, Vietnam was worse? Iraq? Don't be upset by losing to 3rd world countries, it is a common trend w the USA. They can't even win when they bomb countries in to smithereens using illegal weapons, fighting illegal wars. Come to think of it, the only wars the USA has ever won are ones when the enemy were severely weakened from fighting elsewhere, or when they refused to get involved until the war was nearly won.

I don't know where you took your history classes but you should ask for a refund. You wouldn't be the first European cuckold with a revisionist history of World War I and II.