FKK Artemis - Berlin

[The Cane]

I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room.

Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!

[GNUdity]

I recently visited on Friday around 20:00. The last time I was at Artemis was around 4 years ago, and not too much changed. The activity in this place is still very concentrated around the smoke-filled lounge area near the bar with a around 3:1 ratio of women to men. Maybe 12 women available to 36 men. On the Saturday, a few of the women were occupied partying in the back of the lounge with some guys.

I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room. In the room, the sex was actually one of the weirdest, must unique experiences in all my years going to these places. She seemed over the top horny and enthusiastic (still in a bitchy commanding way) BBBJ with deep throating. Then rode with a condom. She was bossy, ordering me to slap her on the ass and grab her tits and put my hands around her neck, and this and that. After awhile on top, she had moment where she seized up and her eyes rolled, like her brain had exploded and I could feel her pussy clenching and the warmth of pussy juices around my dick. She suddenly stopped, she sighed, actually smiled and said sweetly "Maybe I must pay YOU now? HAHA". After that she was very sweet and we kept going for another 20 minutes. After when I went to get my money I realized I hadn't negotiated but decided to give her a 100 EUR.

Before leaving I decided to approach a German girl who was laying down and she said she was just relaxing and not accepting customers at the moment. Too bad, she was the only other girl to my taste in the place.

I noticed some sort of drama happening near the Geldautomaten (ATMs), between a girl and a guy. I didn't catch what exactly it was about, but she was standing there looking angry with her arms folded and was demanding in English to see his camera. He looked morose and apologetic. Then staff got involved and it looks like he was forced to leave LOL. Maybe she caught him trying to snap a pic of her, haha.

[PinballMachine]

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

Tipping is a bad idea unless you have plenty of money and want to go with the same girl again and want to tip her again.

[Squirrels]

I am visiting Berlin on business; my first visit to an FKK was Artemis the Friday before last.

Arrived at about 20:00; there were maybe 10-15 women and an equal number of men, all hanging around the bar, everywhere else was empty.

Up until maybe 22:00 had to approach the women, they weren't really approaching the men at all.

After about 23:00 things picked up a bit; more women hanging around (and also more men), but started getting women trying to catch my eye rather than the other way around.

But I had already gone up to the rooms with 3 different women (all good times) so for me it was enough and time to go home.

Got the feeling it would have been better to arrive later, chill out more between sessions, and stay later in the evening. But who knows.

Now, I am leaving on Thursday and my question is, is it worth it to go again Wednesday evening? Are things pretty dead during the week, or just less busy than on the weekends?

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

Of course, I am new to this, but my uneducated opinion is it unnecessary to tip directly; if you would like to show your appreciation in a financial way, you can do so indirectly by paying for "extras" that you don't really want, or by paying for more time than you really need. But I'm sure the ladies would appreciate a direct tip if you want.

[Yoan1983M]

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

[PinballMachine]

They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

Was that during FRUIT LOGISTICA messe?

[Yoan1983M]

No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

Thanks for the reply! I know that's on his mind because he's asked me questions like "can I have a shirt on under my robe" LOL. I don't believe he's extremely overweight, but at the same time I understand how some people can have low self-esteem. I just tell him it's my first time and to enjoy the trip. We honestly don't know if we'll ever have a chance to be back, so let make the most out of it.

[TheRugdr]

My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action..

No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

[Yoan1983M]

As I mentioned before, I'll be visiting Artemis at the end of September during the Marathon and I honestly can't wait for my visit to the club. I did manage to convince one of my friends to go with me. However he seems a bit nervous, and I think it has to do with him being on the heavier side. My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action. Either way I've been reading all the info you lads have dropped here, and I appreciate it all. Expect a report from me at the end of next month.

[Tintin1]

Thanks for your detailed report. Very useful.

I'm planning my first ever FKK visit next week since I'll be in Berlin. I was hoping for a more recent review from this month and wondering if I should spend the day elsewhere.

If you go over to the Sharks (Darmstadt) forum, you'll find an interesting discussion about "summer and line ups", but also about day of the week that is just as relevant for Artemis as Sharks. If you go on a Friday, you should have a nice choice. I'd say a Monday could be tough. There's a great report in April by ERIK### (some numbers after his name) He went to 3 Bordellos en route to Sharks. Maybe that should be your back up plan. If you find something along the route, you don't need to worry about visiting Artemis. The report is in Berlin folder.

Also don't forget :http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4033-The-Berlin-Sex-Scene.-A-Beginner-s-Guide

[MrBrown069]

Thanks for your detailed report. Very useful.

I'm planning my first ever FKK visit next week since I'll be in Berlin. I was hoping for a more recent review from this month and wondering if I should spend the day elsewhere.

I Personally, I would wait until September for more women to return from holidays and the flight problems to settle. But if you're already booked up to go, then I'm sure you'll have a blast!

[Mr Ho]

7 times is possible. Doesn't need a superman. Just make sure you take basic good care of your health: regular exercise, no (or limited) smoking, giving yourself enough breaks between sessions and choosing the girl that matches your body type and desires. A combination of these would lead to a 7+ sessions a day, why not.

I used to able to do 7 times with 7 cums in one day, but after I hit 35, I can do 3 or 4 max unfortunately!

I am happy that I found FKK artemis at age 29 and enjoy my days there at my peak till 35 ! Now let me work on to get back to my 7 cums somehow LOL! It need more than exercise etc, I do that and am fit, I think it is more mental than physical for me because of years of fucking so many stunners, my mind got so used to it and body do not follow what I want to do!

[VonderJohn]

Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.

7 times is possible. Doesn't need a superman. Just make sure you take basic good care of your health: regular exercise, no (or limited) smoking, giving yourself enough breaks between sessions and choosing the girl that matches your body type and desires. A combination of these would lead to a 7+ sessions a day, why not.

[Rambambinoz]

Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.

It's 8 actually. On my very first trip I managed 7, but I was not a drinker or smoker back then, we have smoking banned indoors in the UK. I did start smoking due to constantly being around it in clubs and found myself only managing 4 or 5 rooms. But I have quit again and feel more healthy. I also hit the gym more frequently and have stopped watching porn. Also, there is a better selection of women now, and I feel more confident approaching girls I'm really attracted to. I think all these thinks make a small difference.

[Mr Ho]

Wov I don't know how you do 7 times? I am in 50's healthy and exercise but manage maximum 3 times in a 10 hour window and that too with the help of sildenaphil. Kudos to you man. Please let us know your secret.

Sildenaphil last for 10 hours? I thought long effect drug is cialis, not viagra?