FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rcl 44]

My recent trip was on a Wednesday (lingerie day), which also happened to be BBQ day. This time I took the FEX (Flughafen Express?) from underneath * 1&2 at Brandenburg to Central station and then changed platform for S41/42 ringbahn to Westkreuz. All nicely signposted.

I arrived early enough for there still to be really tasty omelette left for breakfast. It was 38 see, so didn't bother going outside as I assumed there would be no one out there. There is now a mouthwash dispenser with small cups by the changing room sink, which I think is really useful.

After maybe an hour of chilling in the lounge with hardly any girls around, I decided to go for a walk and discovered that 10 of them were outside sunbathing naked by the pool. It was a fun atmosphere with music and BBQ food eventually being served. Around 20 other men by the pool were just staring at the hottest girls, one guy even ordered champagne for them. But no one seemed to be interested in fucking. The hottest girl there caught me staring at her naked but I didn't fancy approaching her in front of 20 other guys watching. I ate some BBQ beef, chicken and chips by the pool and eventually went inside for a session with a girl I've been with before..

Is DFK not available at FKK's or does it need to be negotiated or is it a ymmv situation.

[Zzzzpg1335]

I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room. In the room, the sex was actually one of the weirdest, must unique experiences in all my years going to these places. She seemed over the top horny and enthusiastic (still in a bitchy commanding way) BBBJ with deep throating. Then rode with a condom. She was bossy, ordering me to slap her on the ass and grab her tits and put my hands around her neck, and this and that. After awhile on top, she had moment where she seized up and her eyes rolled, like her brain had exploded and I could feel her pussy clenching and the warmth of pussy juices around my dick. She suddenly stopped, she sighed, actually smiled and said sweetly "Maybe I must pay YOU now? HAHA". After that she was very sweet and we kept going for another 20 minutes. After when I went to get my money I realized I hadn't negotiated but decided to give her a 100 EUR.

Are girls generally rude to Asians? Would it be awkward for a newbie to go there?

[Zzzzpg1335]

As I mentioned on title, I'll be visiting Berlin at the middle of September during a business trip. I come from Aisa and a little fat (maybe 175 cm /90 kg).

I learned that this kind of thing is legal in Germany so wanted to try it. For a novice, should I try the FKK club or a bordell first?

For the three days of the weekend (Fri, Sar, Sun), which day is better to go?

Are the girl kindly? I've seen a report in the past that girls are rude to Asians. I'm a little worried and nervous about that.

I've been reading all the info you lads have reported here, and I appreciate them all. I think you are all helpful and kindly.

I would be grateful if you could answer me. (Maybe go to FKK club together? I also want to make friends).

Thank you all.

[Zzzzpg1335]

As I mentioned on title, I'll be visiting Berlin at the middle of September during a business trip. I'm from Asia and I fell a little bit nervous (now I'm fat maybe (175 cm /90 kg)).

I learned that this kind of thing is legal in Germany so I wanted to try it. For a novice, should the first attempt go to the FKK club or a bordell?

And also of the three days on the weekend (Fri, Sar, Sun), which day is better to go?

Are the girls kind? I saw previous reports that girls were rude to Asians and worry about it.

I've been reading all the info you lads have reported here, and I appreciate them all. I think you are all helpful and kindly.

I would be grateful if you could answer me. (maybe go together? I also want to make friends).

[Yoan1983M]

Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!

How common is it that a girl lets you toss her salad? And if she does it that part of the "basic" package or is that extra you have to pay? I would imagine it varies by girl, but again I only ask because it will be my first time going and I don't want to be taken advantage.

[Mr Ho]

Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!

That is why they are there and their countries never developed and never will be developed nation, but he had good session in the room so that is all it matter LOL! I am surprise he went with her as that could have been risky bad session LOL!!

I always found FKK staffs, girls, management and clients to be very nice, friendly and polite actually, but only one time at palace I had to tell a guy off as he just came up to me and said "time!" and I told him say "fucking please at least" then he said "I said please" and I told him "fucking say it again!" then he said "please" so I told him the time, and he actually was asian LOL! Well, now that I come to think about it, he just did not speak english? LOL bur sounded fucking rude at the time!

Only bad experience I had was ok session once in oase as I told you and other time when I cancelled the session as soon as I walked into room and saw her not good enough face which was my fault kind of or her faces fault? LOL!

All other time, FKK has been kind, multi cultural, international and friendly place so far, but if that kind of occasion occur, then I will say something hurtful back or if she is hot, then I would also go and there will be good hardcore session in the room by me to punish her hardcore sexually LOL!

[The Cane]

I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room.

Many of those eastern European tutes have no "political correctness" about themselves whatsoever. Some of the stuff I have heard from them! This example is pretty bad if you ask me. Sounds like she likes it rough. I would have been all up in her funky "Romanian salad" (asshole) as payback. Damn straight! We're talking "grudge butt fuck" LOL! But maybe you didn't want to pay for such an expensive extra haha!

[GNUdity]

I recently visited on Friday around 20:00. The last time I was at Artemis was around 4 years ago, and not too much changed. The activity in this place is still very concentrated around the smoke-filled lounge area near the bar with a around 3:1 ratio of women to men. Maybe 12 women available to 36 men. On the Saturday, a few of the women were occupied partying in the back of the lounge with some guys.

I roamed around and relaxed for about an hour or so and then a 6 foot tall Romanian girl with fake the-size tits and approached me wearing high heels, towering above me and said in a commanding ***** tone, "hey Ching Chong, let's go now. " That's rude (understandable though, I am Asian), but I shrugged and went ahead to the room. In the room, the sex was actually one of the weirdest, must unique experiences in all my years going to these places. She seemed over the top horny and enthusiastic (still in a bitchy commanding way) BBBJ with deep throating. Then rode with a condom. She was bossy, ordering me to slap her on the ass and grab her tits and put my hands around her neck, and this and that. After awhile on top, she had moment where she seized up and her eyes rolled, like her brain had exploded and I could feel her pussy clenching and the warmth of pussy juices around my dick. She suddenly stopped, she sighed, actually smiled and said sweetly "Maybe I must pay YOU now? HAHA". After that she was very sweet and we kept going for another 20 minutes. After when I went to get my money I realized I hadn't negotiated but decided to give her a 100 EUR.

Before leaving I decided to approach a German girl who was laying down and she said she was just relaxing and not accepting customers at the moment. Too bad, she was the only other girl to my taste in the place.

I noticed some sort of drama happening near the Geldautomaten (ATMs), between a girl and a guy. I didn't catch what exactly it was about, but she was standing there looking angry with her arms folded and was demanding in English to see his camera. He looked morose and apologetic. Then staff got involved and it looks like he was forced to leave LOL. Maybe she caught him trying to snap a pic of her, haha.

[PinballMachine]

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

Tipping is a bad idea unless you have plenty of money and want to go with the same girl again and want to tip her again.

[Squirrels]

I am visiting Berlin on business; my first visit to an FKK was Artemis the Friday before last.

Arrived at about 20:00; there were maybe 10-15 women and an equal number of men, all hanging around the bar, everywhere else was empty.

Up until maybe 22:00 had to approach the women, they weren't really approaching the men at all.

After about 23:00 things picked up a bit; more women hanging around (and also more men), but started getting women trying to catch my eye rather than the other way around.

But I had already gone up to the rooms with 3 different women (all good times) so for me it was enough and time to go home.

Got the feeling it would have been better to arrive later, chill out more between sessions, and stay later in the evening. But who knows.

Now, I am leaving on Thursday and my question is, is it worth it to go again Wednesday evening? Are things pretty dead during the week, or just less busy than on the weekends?

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

Of course, I am new to this, but my uneducated opinion is it unnecessary to tip directly; if you would like to show your appreciation in a financial way, you can do so indirectly by paying for "extras" that you don't really want, or by paying for more time than you really need. But I'm sure the ladies would appreciate a direct tip if you want.

[Yoan1983M]

Something I was reading on the Sharks forum was about tipping. It seems like tipping is never a good idea. Is tipping frowned upon at Artemis? Should I not tip the lady a little extra if I liked the job she did? Does that create an issue for the other gentlemen who don't tip? I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but I didn't see anything on it.

[PinballMachine]

They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

Was that during FRUIT LOGISTICA messe?

[Yoan1983M]

No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

Thanks for the reply! I know that's on his mind because he's asked me questions like "can I have a shirt on under my robe" LOL. I don't believe he's extremely overweight, but at the same time I understand how some people can have low self-esteem. I just tell him it's my first time and to enjoy the trip. We honestly don't know if we'll ever have a chance to be back, so let make the most out of it.

[TheRugdr]

My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action..

No worries, your friend will get action. I've seen some extremely overweight guys at various clubs over the years, and they had no problem getting action. The girls aren't there to bang someone they fancy. They are there to make money. That being said, he might not get approached as much as other guys, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. He can just chat up whoever he's interested in. In all my years visiting FKK / sauna clubs, I've only seen one group of guys unable to get laid. It was at Oase 5 years ago, and it was a group of slobby visitors from a country I'll just say is far away. They had missing teeth and they stunk badly from body odor.

[Yoan1983M]

As I mentioned before, I'll be visiting Artemis at the end of September during the Marathon and I honestly can't wait for my visit to the club. I did manage to convince one of my friends to go with me. However he seems a bit nervous, and I think it has to do with him being on the heavier side. My question is, do females tend to reject men who are heavier? I know the ladies pick who they'll be with, but I would feel extremely bad if I saw my friend not getting any action. Either way I've been reading all the info you lads have dropped here, and I appreciate it all. Expect a report from me at the end of next month.