Nairobi

[PierreSi]

Hi everyone,

I appreciate all the contributors to this forum. I've done a search for massage parlors and have seen all your great reports of locations further out from the city center. I am making my 2nd trip to Nairobi early next year. On a prior trip in 2017 I had a a fairly good (except the condom broke) experience at the Massage Parlor on the 5th floor of Dev Towers. Once again I have a very limited window of opportunity on this next trip and I was wondering if anyone knows if that parlor is still open, or if there are any other parlors with Full Service extras in the city market area?

Thanks for any guidance you can provide.

So I'll answer at least part of my own question, in the hope it's useful to others as well. I've found another site with 2 recommendations in that area. City Spa and Crystal Spa. Based on the other poster's comments, they favored Crystal Spa. Still not sure if the Dev Towers spot is open, but I will likely try Crystal Spa on my visit and will endeavor to post a report. Any additional advice would be appreciated.

Crystal Spa, Crystal spa is on fourth floor of Market Mansion house. Biashara Street, Market Mansion, Suite 401.

City Spa is on the first floor of Jubilee house on Muhindi mbingu street opposite jevanjee gardens.

[PierreSi]

Hi everyone,

I appreciate all the contributors to this forum. I've done a search for massage parlors and have seen all your great reports of locations further out from the city center. I am making my 2nd trip to Nairobi early next year. On a prior trip in 2017 I had a a fairly good (except the condom broke) experience at the Massage Parlor on the 5th floor of Dev Towers. Once again I have a very limited window of opportunity on this next trip and I was wondering if anyone knows if that parlor is still open, or if there are any other parlors with Full Service extras in the city market area?

Thanks for any guidance you can provide.

[SceticoBlu]

In Cbd you have people traffic all day, approach who you like with a smile and Hello, and most will respond.

Friendly persons respond to a smile. Some accept invitations. But to get them naked might be a long way and can't be taken for granted at all.
First time visitors should not have too optmistic expectations and think the whole CBD is more or less a brothel.

[Albert9989]

I guess if it is girl friendly then in town or the cbd as locals call it you could stay at Sarova Stanley, email to get the rules on GF.

Ibis or another hotel in Westlands might be an idea too.

In Cbd you have people traffic all day, approach who you like with a s ile and Hello, and most will respond. Same ins Westlands as you have 2 largish shopping malls, Shopping malls are good for meeting ladies.

Do not expect anything like Bkk.

I stayed in Lotos Inn Suites located in Westland, very good hotel, not very expensive, but I can't confirm for bringing girls as I had mine with me.

Anyway you can ask them what is their guest policy, and for restaurants, shops, you can use Bolt and get a car in 5 minutes to go everywhere.

[Mombie75]

Hey guys,

Long time Bangkok veteran here and going to Nairobi for the first time.

Any kind soul mind just give a few quick answers to these:

- Are the hotels generally accepting of guests? Or do I need to email a bunch and ask them before I go? Is there a list compiled somewhere?

- Which areas should I live in? I'm only looking for 4/5 star hotels where I can bring the girl up to my room. Price is no issue. And preferably somewhere where I can meet girls on the street as well. And having lots of restaurants and maybe shopping nearby would be nice as well.

I guess if it is girl friendly then in town or the cbd as locals call it you could stay at Sarova Stanley, email to get the rules on GF.

Ibis or another hotel in Westlands might be an idea too.

In Cbd you have people traffic all day, approach who you like with a s ile and Hello, and most will respond. Same ins Westlands as you have 2 largish shopping malls, Shopping malls are good for meeting ladies.

Do not expect anything like Bkk.

[Farcondee]

Hey guys,

Long time Bangkok veteran here and going to Nairobi for the first time.

Any kind soul mind just give a few quick answers to these:

- Are the hotels generally accepting of guests? Or do I need to email a bunch and ask them before I go? Is there a list compiled somewhere?

- Which areas should I live in? I'm only looking for 4/5 star hotels where I can bring the girl up to my room. Price is no issue. And preferably somewhere where I can meet girls on the street as well. And having lots of restaurants and maybe shopping nearby would be nice as well.

[Pcdilwj]

Apart from Tinder, where are the best spots to pick up in Nairobi? I presume Boss Den (formerly Black Diamond) is a spot to try and other places like Brew Bistro are good spots but they have a mix of those on the game and those just enjoying a night out?

In Westlands also K1 and havana where WG go to hang out You can find some on the street corner close to k1 also can find a few girls on Westlands road some girls hang out on the street. If you have Game meet a college or normal girl out with her friends in all the clubs see if you can score that way so many clubs so many girls.

[Minty Polo]

Apart from Tinder, where are the best spots to pick up in Nairobi? I presume Boss Den (formerly Black Diamond) is a spot to try and other places like Brew Bistro are good spots but they have a mix of those on the game and those just enjoying a night out?

[ChipBbw]

You see a variety, like any other country.

I am big time into BBWs. Which country in Africa would be the best for that?

[Radical Guy]

You do not see many fat girls in Kenya.

You see a variety, like any other country.

[BionicMan]

Dear friends, is there any place to visit for inside / nearby Nairobi Airport?

If I well recall you might see some wild animals in the vicinity.

[SeanBenz]

It's not the norm for anywhere in Kenya, or the equivalent anywhere in Africa -- unless she's a *true* Professional, like Instagram thot level. Even then, tell her to show you her IG page! LOL.

Just negotiate her downward. African culture is all about negotiating.

Here's a game (strategy) to try: if you haven't met her in-person, don't negotiate yet; just tell her "let's meet" for drinks / lunch / dinner / etc "and we'll discuss then". This way, you get to see if the goods are still any good.

(Do NOT pick an expensive place to meet. Like some stupid foreigners do, even on this site. You haven't gauged yet if she's worth a cup of coffee, lolol).

If she refuses or gives excuses why she can't (won't), drop her like a hot piece of siht that she is. She's wasting your time.

If you do meet, if you like what you see, start the 'bargaining' as Kenyans say. You have to gauge on what you see: e. G. If she's really a 6 or 7, start your haggling at maybe 3 K; upper 7-8, 4 K to 6 K; etc etc. It's up to you to judge what she's worth to ya.

It's all a gamble, but that's part of the fun & excitement, heh.

Be warned though-- some of the most beautiful women in the non-Western world are some of the worse lays in the world. It's shocking how terrible they are at pleasuring a man. Kenya is no exception.

Thanks mate.

My overzealous ass is still in the west and have Tinder set to Nairobi already.

Will calm down a little. Only there for a couple of weeks. So my time there is limited.

[Rwenotmen]

Hi fellas,

Long time lurker on here. Hitting Nairobi in 12 days.

Please someone tell me the quoted 25 kes by an admittedly hoot young thing is not the norm in Nairobi.

Because that's not sustainable in the slightest.

I am hoping for 3 k-5 k kes now that's understandable.

It's not the norm for anywhere in Kenya, or the equivalent anywhere in Africa -- unless she's a *true* Professional, like Instagram thot level. Even then, tell her to show you her IG page! LOL.

Just negotiate her downward. African culture is all about negotiating.

Here's a game (strategy) to try: if you haven't met her in-person, don't negotiate yet; just tell her "let's meet" for drinks / lunch / dinner / etc "and we'll discuss then". This way, you get to see if the goods are still any good.

(Do NOT pick an expensive place to meet. Like some stupid foreigners do, even on this site. You haven't gauged yet if she's worth a cup of coffee, lolol).

If she refuses or gives excuses why she can't (won't), drop her like a hot piece of siht that she is. She's wasting your time.

If you do meet, if you like what you see, start the 'bargaining' as Kenyans say. You have to gauge on what you see: e. G. If she's really a 6 or 7, start your haggling at maybe 3 K; upper 7-8, 4 K to 6 K; etc etc. It's up to you to judge what she's worth to ya.

It's all a gamble, but that's part of the fun & excitement, heh.

Be warned though-- some of the most beautiful women in the non-Western world are some of the worse lays in the world. It's shocking how terrible they are at pleasuring a man. Kenya is no exception.

[Popp Star]

Dear friends, is there any place to visit for inside / nearby Nairobi Airport?

[Muzungufotsy]

You do not see many fat girls in Kenya.

You must be blind.