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09-10-22 17:31 #12468
Posts: 660My first experience
Perhaps I went on the wrong nights or the wrong time.
This was my first FKK experience and it was a disappointment 2 nights in a row.
Thursday 11 PM.
At the desk I was told 90 to get in and every girl was starting at 70 and 10 per drink chip. Paid the fee got a few drink chips got the robe band and watch and went to see what it was all about.
As soon as I got out the locker room, I passed allot of guys in the spiral staircase and went to the main room with the bar. (at this time I had no idea why the staircase was filled with men leaning over the railing and looking up). I enter the main room and its a sausage fest, about 6 guys to every girl and the girls were not to my liking. I like my women young, in shape, and natural, what I saw was mostly old looking women (maybe its all the cigarettes they smoke), women with oversized fake tits that were so terribly done the waves of the sac is visible or the implant is too high and the natural tits sagged too low, one very skinny girl tits was so bag they looked like 2 deflated balloons pinned to a wall. Some were trashy looking with lots of tattoos, one of the girls even looked like she was 5 months pregnant she mainly stood on the left side by the door to come in. I sat down at the bar and got a drink and tried talking to one girl, she brushed me off said she's busy then proceeds to turn her back to me and sit there doing nothing. I moved over to wall by the couches as some girl started dancing to Down With the Sickness on the stripper pole so I wanted to watch. A bigger girl came to watch too and said something to me in Spanish (I hardly speak it but I understand little of it) So I replied back to her in Spanish saying I don't speak Spanish so she starts laughing and we had a quick chat. She said she was from Cali, Colombia and we talked for a bit but I was not interested, as someone who goes to Colombia often I did not fly to Berlin to fuck a Colombiana especially when I don't fuck girls her size when I'm in Colombia. Passed it up and saw a perfect one, blonde with perky natural tits, she refused to make eye contact with me so I walked over and tried to talk to her, she instantly said "get another girl, I'm busy" then proceeds to walk back to the where the stripper pole is and sits on the couch by the door leading to the buffet room, and she sat there doing nothing. Started talking to another girl that looked like a Bratz Doll, straight jet black hair natural perky tits with pierced nipples but her lip injections made her look like a duck. She was just standing by the bar and as soon as I said "Hi" she just said "I'm busy" and walked away. At this point I'm starting to think its either me or these girls are rude as fuck! I sat down, and another girl kept making eye contact with me so I waved her over and we began to talk. She said she was from Turkey, big tits but a little saggy, wasn't my thing but she was all natural and I didn't see any tattoos so I started to negotiate. She wanted 90 for BBBJ and sex, at this point I didn't care because my head was spinning from all the cigarette smoke and I couldn't stand the smell, an extra 20 for BBBJ I didn't mind. We exit the main area, and those guys were still hanging out at the railing by the stairs. This is when I learned what was up those stairs, about 20 rooms but only 2 keys were on the wall for vacancy. Sex was boring, lame BJ, no deep throat just sucking on only the head then she jumps on for 5 minutes where she was breathing in my face and her breath stunk like an ashtray. I decide to switch her around so I don't have to smell her breath, switch to doggie and I can smell the smoke smell in her hair, she starts yelling "cum for me baby, cum for me" very annoying as its the "papi leche" the chicas do in DR. Then there was a fishy smell that made me start going soft. I had to just force myself to finish paid her then left, the guys were still by the staircase.
Friday 12 AM.
It was even worse. I walked in and passed a bunch of guys by the hand railing about 10 of them, again and couldn't understand why. Proceeded in the bar area and I repeatedly saw the same girls who told me no, tell other guys "I'm busy" or "get other girl" then they proceed to go sit on the couch and do nothing. So seeing this, it was not just a "me" thing, it looks like they were only interested in really old men or Asian men. The girls were basically the same ones from Thursday, all a disappointment for what I like. There were about 10 girls and about 70 men. SMH. I almost dropped my drink when this woman walked by who looked like a body builder with big fake tits as I thought it was a man at first. Then there was very skinny girl with diamond tattooed between her tits sitting on the couch, first she was was yelling what sounds like "prostate massage" but I could be mistaken then she started making sex noises, with all the smoke smells I was feeling lightheaded so went to see what was downstairs and get fresh air. Nothing down there but bunch of old men twice or three times my age walking around naked. I went right back upstairs with the quickness and the guys were still at the railing looking up. So I decided to stick around and see what's up. There were 3 girls on the side playing a game with 2 guys, one of the girls had on green fishnet outfit some random guy walked by and tried to get one of the girls and I just overheard the girl say she's busy then she went back to play the game. I saw a girl come downstairs I never saw before, all natural and just what I wanted, she went with the guy to get money from the small locker to pay her and as soon as she reentered the stair area one of the guys that was standing out in the stairway since I arrived approached her and took her upstairs, she never had a chance to go back in the main room where the bar is. I stood there and watched this happen over and over again with different girls I have never seen in the main area, and this is where I understood why all the guys were waiting at the railing. As soon a girl came downstairs they snatch them up and the leftovers end up in the Bar / Smoking area. Seeing this, it was so frustrating as these guys was just picking off all the good girls as they came downstairs. I just called it a night and left as its not worth it to me, maybe someone else like this type of pussy sniping by the railing but not me.
So far I'm not impressed at all.
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09-09-22 04:12 #12467
Posts: 3Originally Posted by PumDiPum [View Original Post]
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09-08-22 18:42 #12466
Posts: 238Originally Posted by HDN2015 [View Original Post]
Sometimes you say "No" in the wrong moment, sometimes you catch a "No" in the right moment.
But A is still open! Still open!
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09-08-22 18:36 #12465
Posts: 238Originally Posted by FawksGuy818 [View Original Post]
The four legged bandit is your phone in Club house!
However, thanks for the information.
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09-08-22 09:52 #12464
Posts: 3FKK Artemis Great experience first time
I went to Artemis yesterday. There were about 10 girls / 20 guys at noon and 20 girls /30 guys at night. It was a mind blowing experience for a first timer. I would be spending all my money here if I lived here. Going again this weekend. If any of you are going let me know. It gets boring without my phone. Tech withdrawal is real my friend.
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09-07-22 03:08 #12463
Posts: 142Lies
Originally Posted by GNUdity [View Original Post]
The things is: they still can select who can penetrate them (like with women in the normal life).
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09-05-22 21:42 #12462
Posts: 6Originally Posted by TeddyBears [View Original Post]
After that I will report and we can talk more.
Anayway, Thanks for kindly people.
Cheers!
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09-05-22 17:49 #12461
Posts: 99Originally Posted by Yoan1983M [View Original Post]
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09-05-22 03:37 #12460
Posts: 6670Correction
Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]
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09-05-22 03:03 #12459
Posts: 2860Def FKK
Originally Posted by TeddyBears [View Original Post]
For all the whining in here, step back for a second. FKK is amazing. Nothing like it elsewhere.
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09-04-22 19:25 #12458
Posts: 265Originally Posted by Zzzzpg1335 [View Original Post]
You don't need to be worried about the girls being rude, my experience is the opposite that they gladly go with Asian guys because in general they tend to have smaller penises.
A word of advice, always have a Q&A with the girl of your choice before heading to the room so you don't feel fooled when you are in the room about prices and services. For example if I haven't been with a girl before I never promise her an hour or more, I usually tell her let's see how well we go on and if we have any kind of sexual chemistry then I will extend time from half an hour to more since I enjoy being less stressed and taking my time with the girl.
You should know that you can leave the club and come back later for free if you want to go out for dinner / have an appointment or whatever, you just need to speak with the madam at the entrance and she will write down your locker number.
Have fun!
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09-04-22 18:55 #12457
Posts: 22981Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
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09-04-22 18:10 #12456
Posts: 1868Originally Posted by Adindas [View Original Post]
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09-04-22 18:07 #12455
Posts: 920Originally Posted by Yoan1983M [View Original Post]
Generally speaking, depending on your size (will not hurt them) many FKK girls will do anal if you pay them extra. That is at least the information that I have got from many visitors. The question is how much will they charge you, especially if they could see that you are so desperate and easy target for up-selling. Avoid to pay extra for more than EUR50 or half hour rate for anal.
Originally Posted by Yoan1983M [View Original Post]
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09-04-22 16:05 #12454
Posts: 17Originally Posted by Rambambinoz [View Original Post]