Nairobi

[Martin00]

Tried Uptown Massage Spa Kilimani and good selection of ladies all shapes, beware they have a notice on November 1st they'll move to another location nearby in Kilimani. I asked for double shot with a petite lady and they quoted me 6 k and went ahead with it! Recommended for quick release or massage, they are open 24 h. Call for the new location after November 1st.

[Martin00]

Report from the field, two nice massage parlors in Westfield located in the same first floor of same building, internal count at 15 Westlands Rd just in front of Grafins College. Enter the gate and walk 50 meters you'll see the usual SPA signs indicating a door, walk up 1 floor and two doors takes you to two different massage places. Basic massage 3 k or 5 k including sex. Possible also 2 times sex (without massage) for 5 k. Nice selection of ladies all sizes and shapes! All rooms have shower. I enjoyed both places.

[Rwenotmen]

2. Price range daily $20-40 (not looking for luxury, just a clean room with double bed).

The good ole days of cheap hotels in those areas are over, for 10 years now, since the Chinese came in and built up their properties. Even not-so-bad Gracie / Grace Hotel behind Yaya is 90 USD: https://www.gracehouseresort.com/pages/rates/.

I prefer to be in walking areas like Westland or Kilimani. Which one would you recommend and why? I read that sleeping in Kilimani needs a lot of taxi rides so a bit concern on this choice.

If you want walkable massage parlors, and close-by streetwalkers, Kilimani is the better option.

(I never stayed at any of these, so you can do us all a favor. If you stay at any, come back and report the actual details of them.).

Some place called Fahari Palm, located on the east side of Ring Rd, is supposedly 41 USD: https://www.faharipalm.com/ - and is walking distance of at least one of the massage parlors known for happy-endings.

Hays Suites Hotel, located on the west side, Wood Avenue, is apparently 34-36 USD. As I mentioned in a previous post (LESS than 6 months ago, ahem), I saw some SWs working that strip.

If you're willing to try Airbnb or Booking.com, I know for a fact a place walkable to Yaya, 10 mins tops, is the Tropical Towers apartment building, also on Wood Ave: https://goo.gl/maps/9wJ6rdAMHnaksnRm8.

Check out the Abb listings for two places in there - 2611814: $33 - 1 BR // 13194695: $38 - 2 BR. (Booking from the management office is way more expensive. That's why I initially rejected it until I found the Abb listings.)

No taxis / Bolts needed for any of these spots.

In the Nairobi thread here on ISG there's not too much chatting in the last 6 months...

You're joking, right?

[Martin00]

Hello,

In the Nairobi thread here on ISG there's not too much chatting in the last 6 months so I am afraid that info could be outdated and things changed due to Covid.

I am looking to get an hotel in Westland or Kilimani (this latter preferred as there are more massage parlors for what I see compared to Westland), with requirements:

1. Guest friendly with no hassle (ex. No problem in bringing in different girls each day, or multiple on the same day!

2. Price range daily $20-40 (not looking for luxury, just a clean room with double bed).

Even though I occasionally go to bars, I am more like a day animal (like Eddy) so I prefer to be in walking areas like Westland or Kilimani. Which one would you recommend and why? I read that sleeping in Kilimani needs a lot of taxi rides so a bit concern on this choice.

Thanks!

[Tonsillol]

I am planning now for a trip around some EAfrica countries after a long break due to Covid.

I like to get numbers & meeting arranged in advance and so I invested in a month of Tinder.

I advise my exact intentions up front and the response is like 90% positive.

(and I am not a young stud).

Here are some pics of what I have lined up.

I also like to check out MPs. - which google maps seems to provide contacts.

I will report here and in other cities to provide all the details.

Cheers.

G.

Hi Gesheft,

Cool, with the 4th one I'm also in contact. Though I'm not 100% sure if I will meet her cause too many options, too less time.

[DarrenGap]

I am planning now for a trip around some EAfrica countries after a long break due to Covid.

I like to get numbers & meeting arranged in advance and so I invested in a month of Tinder...

G.

I would be surprised if even one looked like that when you meet.

[SceticoBlu]

The massage places in town which I mentioned before are still there namely at Mfangano Road. One sees signboards 'Barber shop' and below in smaller letters 'Full body massage'. So this is not unofficial stuff.

Sometimes girls promote in front of the shops. They name 2K for one hour.

[Gesheft]

I am planning now for a trip around some EAfrica countries after a long break due to Covid.

I like to get numbers & meeting arranged in advance and so I invested in a month of Tinder.

I advise my exact intentions up front and the response is like 90% positive.

(and I am not a young stud).

Here are some pics of what I have lined up.

I also like to check out MPs. - which google maps seems to provide contacts.

I will report here and in other cities to provide all the details.

Cheers.

G.

[Martin00]

Hello,

I'll be on a business trip in Nairobi so I'll have limited time during the day for some action. I usually like MP (massage parlours) where extra BJ FS can be had, so I wonder if there are some well known ones where I can visit with high chances of satisfaction?

Alternatively, any brothel for day shags without all the hassle of meeting and taking the girl back to hotel etc. ?

I read many pages of this forum but I am still confused on the good MP, without having to scout paper newspapers!

Thanks.

[GeorgeK81]

I am going for the first time in Kenya in December. I tried to gather as much information from this forum but the answers are mixed and in various posts, it kind of makes my brain a mush.

I used to badoo to meet women, some just want to be friends, some for hook ups, some for both, and those that do want hook ups ask from 20 dollars to 250 and looks have nothing to do with what they charge.

Now, I also want to meet women once I am at Nairobi, I prefer to meet a street girls then get a professional one and I wish I made my point understood. I land at Nairobi, what do I do next? I read that women will come to you, some that you have to talk to them, some that they dress seductive, some that they dress normally. Some say they won't come to you, some that you can meet them in the clubs, some at the malls etc. So either all are true or one cancels the others.

Please help me about, I need your experience and also an app except badoo.

Thank you so much.

[Rwenotmen]

Brother Tradewinds, welcome back!

Never go above 3 k; they will accept!! I've been here for the last 5 months (with visa extension) and I've never gone above 3 K, times are hard in Kenya and girls are feeling it, so talk of 5 k, 6, 7 K is crap, hold the line!!

Brother Tradewinds, I don't disagree with you, if it's a normal day!! But for the new-recruit mongerers, we can't advise them to be hardnose at this early stage of their education, got to give them leeway to feel out the market.

Myself I stay between 3-4 K, and my standard quality of lady is btwn 7's and 8's. When I've taken 6's, they were fully happy with 3 K (and typically provided better service, thus my warning at the end).

There were very few times where I increased exactly to 5 K, and those were when I got ladies with eyepopping luscious tits. I'm a Tits Man. You already know in Kenya, the ladies have asses 'Made in Heaven', but it's hard to get good firm totties. During those moments, my regular brain gets stunned to see them lovelies, my other head takes over the decision-making, so a few extra KshS it is!!

The only way I'ld go 8 K or above is if she's truly an IG thot lololol! And I'm getting pics and maybe a video as proof I fcuked her.

The highest I've ever really paid was 7 K: was few years ago, at-then Black Diamond, on a weekday night, during July so a bit cold in the evening. Obviously a slow night, nothing good pops into my radar. Then in comes an interesting what-I-thought was a 6 or 7, looks around, sees me, and gives me that look we all know, like when the doghound senses the prey. She zeros-in directly to me.

As she approached I could see somewhat under her long coat, her body seemed averagely nice, not chubby, but not overly curvaceous like I like. When she sat down, I could see her face was an easy 7. To this day, I'm not sure she was Kenyan. Her facial features, although African, had a certain something about them.

What really attracted me was her voice: not only was her English perfect, still with that 'African' flow, but there was a tinge to it that proved she was either an actual professional business person or very well-educated. Maybe some of you have met her too?? During our early chatting I was more interested in her background, than her body. But just for a short time!

Soon, naturally and smoothly, *she* started the negotiating. Ahh-ha, so she was certainly a Professional in *that* way!

She started at 10 K. Of course, as all the BD pros do. I countered with my 3-4 K range. Probably because it was a slow night, I didn't plan to stick around any later, her voice was enticing, and peeks at the cleavage showed she wasn't flat-chested, we agreed to 7 K.

When we got back to my flat I was sure she was going to go right into business and keep it that way, as pros do. Surprisingly she was nicely GFE. Since it was cold, of course no heaters in the place, she still had on her coat while we're watching a movie. When I innocently, ahem, suggested we get comfortable and warm under a duvet, she knew the score: she took off her coat and undressed -- SHAZAM, she had the body of easily an 8! Great curvy firm tits, flat stomach, some nice hips and butt even though I wouldn't call her curvy. Could she be a model or real entertainment worker??

Seeing all that goodness, 7 K seemed a good deal!

And it was-- two sessions that night, and one more in the morning, she didn't push for more money or give any kind of aggro, and quickly departed. We never exchanged numbers, I don't remember her name, and I never saw her again the few times I went back to Black Diamond.

{ahhh, Kenya memories. Can't wait to get back there}.

All that to say - *There are Exceptions!

[SceticoBlu]

And what are prices in these MP, mainly Westland, I tried one last time but was surprised with quite high prices. Starting prices were above 3 k for just massage. I didn't ask for additional services.

Is that normal starting prices in this area?

In Mombasa, big Tree it was 1 k for 1 HR and many things were possible but only the basic massage was so great.

Yes that are roughly the prices they ask for. At least by those who have a badge for massage.

[Albert9989]

PierreSi.

A bit outside the center there are numerous parlors in Hurlingham and Westlands.

And what are prices in these MP, mainly Westland, I tried one last time but was surprised with quite high prices. Starting prices were above 3 k for just massage. I didn't ask for additional services.

Is that normal starting prices in this area?

In Mombasa, big Tree it was 1 k for 1 HR and many things were possible but only the basic massage was so great.

[SceticoBlu]

PierreSi.

Go to the small road just behind TomMoya Street / Robert Ngala St There is a massage sign and during the day sometimes ladies are in front of the shop to look for customers.

To find the road you can also put in on google maps 'Universal Reliance Emporium Ltd' which is on the same road.

A bit outside the center there are numerous parlors in Hurlingham and Westlands.

[Tradewinds]

Never go above 3 k; they will accept!! I've been here for the last 5 months (with visa extension) and I've never gone above 3 K, times are hard in Kenya and girls are feeling it, so talk of 5 k, 6, 7 K is crap, hold the line!!

It's not the norm for anywhere in Kenya, or the equivalent anywhere in Africa -- unless she's a *true* Professional, like Instagram thot level. Even then, tell her to show you her IG page! LOL.

Just negotiate her downward. African culture is all about negotiating.

Here's a game (strategy) to try: if you haven't met her in-person, don't negotiate yet; just tell her "let's meet" for drinks / lunch / dinner / etc "and we'll discuss then". This way, you get to see if the goods are still any good.

(Do NOT pick an expensive place to meet. Like some stupid foreigners do, even on this site. You haven't gauged yet if she's worth a cup of coffee, lolol).

If she refuses or gives excuses why she can't (won't), drop her like a hot piece of siht that she is. She's wasting your time.

If you do meet, if you like what you see, start the 'bargaining' as Kenyans say. You have to gauge on what you see: e. G. If she's really a 6 or 7, start your haggling at maybe 3 K; upper 7-8, 4 K to 6 K; etc etc. It's up to you to judge what she's worth to ya.

It's all a gamble, but that's part of the fun & excitement, heh.

Be warned though-- some of the most beautiful women in the non-Western world are some of the worse lays in the world. It's shocking how terrible they are at pleasuring a man. Kenya is no exception.