Bangkok Reports

[Goatscrot]

Do you mean wear them properly or simply wear them? What does science say about not wearing mask in clubs?

This is a different perspective. You will get the opposite reaction when you go to Medellin because almost no one wears mask on metro. Nobody bothers me when I am the only one wearing mask.

This isn't Medellin. So I'm not sure why you are making this point. When in Rome. Don't be the ugly tourist. We're all guests here, even those of us who have lived a decades, so please try to go along with local norms because when you don't it reflects poorly on all of us. When you're in Medellin do as they do.

[Nounce]

I assume you are referring to the well established science that wearing a mask reduces the risk of spreading infection?

Do you mean wear them properly or simply wear them? What does science say about not wearing mask in clubs?

Put on a mask when your on the BTS or MRT. Simple. If it bothers you so much, go elsewhere.

This is a different perspective. You will get the opposite reaction when you go to Medellin because almost no one wears mask on metro. Nobody bothers me when I am the only one wearing mask.

[HorseTrader]

Science: " Mask wearing reduces infection by 70%.

MAGA idiot: "See I told you it doesn't work! Science said so. " "I think we should just pray and the Virus will go away. ".

Science: "But the Virus is still there".

MAGA idiot: "Thats because you didn't pray hard enough and support gay people and abortion".

Many farang (and Thai) complain about behavior of Indian tourists that seems odd and rude to many. The Thai people think the same of farang tourists who don't wear masks. Masks are not required by law, but don't be a jerk.

If the heat and humidity are too mush for me and my mask, I will isolate myself and remove my mask for a break. Another thing that helps is a fresh mask, they tend to collect moisture and become difficult to breath through. A fresh mask is much easier, I carry spares in my pocket.

Regarding MAGA morons, one of my favorite quotes from the great orange leader was made in about March 2020, as best I can remember it was "COVID will magically disappear by Easter". I dont remember him ever saying which Easter. Perhaps it will be Easter 2023. 2025? 2040? 2100?

[Chimpo Chinn]

I'm basically out of touristy shit to do and boy am I glad. Just doing nothing but eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping. Truly a vacation for the ages. I tell ya fellas, if you got to go, go the way of Carradine. He died in a Bangkok hotel room, probably with a smile too doing what he loved. Embarrassing? Sure, but he's dead, so he don't care. Just die a happy man. If you know what I'm talking about, then yes, you are old like me.

Boss Massage: Walked in here on a whim and just like Sai at Aurora, Yuri here was the prettiest. Easily the prettiest. And just like Sai at Aurora, she was friendly enough, a bit distant, did her job well, but her sheer beauty was more than enough to get me to cum when fucking her. And that beautiful ass on her tiny frame with her fantastic bolt-ONS, I came and came hard in doggy. I think from this, I'm getting clued into the fact that I need the younger, and way super hot girls with tighter pussies to come. Cause if they can't get me to cum in the first few positions, then it might not happen. That's when the more patient and kind ones come in where if they don't give up on me, and I move on to condom #2, I can make it happen. Only other place I saw with a clock. Pretty close to time too. The clock even works. I didn't even mind that she wouldn't let me suck on her titties. Just so damn gorgeous. A good time was had. Look at the website, she's the hottest one there, bar none. On time, most of these places don't short me, but it's definitely not 90 min. Always at least 10 min less. They got to get you out man. More potential customers coming in, or there was an appointment. You know fellas, on this trip I did Kokoro twice, Doki Doki twice, and even with places famous for rimming I didn't get rimmed nearly as much as I wanted to be on this trip. It is indeed the holy grail of sexual experiences. That's why it's tough to beat Prague of many years ago. A Prague that may or may not exist now. Because that Prague, then, read my super old reports from then, the rimming that those girls gave me. I still dream about it. Just like the times I got rimmed at Geylang. It's such a rare find. Such a rare experience. If you find girls that'll rim you, and rim you hard. Repeat them. Repeat them!

BKK Happy: From the lineup today, I picked Meena. Tiny very thin little thing, that when she gave me a body slide, it was kinda bony. Still sexy though. Friendly enough, good service, came in doggy. Smallest one yet, but better looking with her hair down. Small tits, but at this point I don't care anymore. Tits are tits. Pussy is pussy. I'm lucky if I can get any. She's friendly enough. Enough for me to say she's not distant, whereas most girls are a little distant and businesslike, that's why when you find a gem that's worth repeating, always repeat, at least one other time.

RuenThai: This spot is literally next door to BKK Happy and I swear everytime I walk by, a girl from inside would open the door to beckon me in. Sometimes girls are actually quite hot. But the place looks a little run down, the signage, and there's zero internet presence. I do wonder what it's about. I'm sure it's the same deal, but with so many options, why. The girls in there look pretty desperate though, the place looks like it's on its last legs. If I had more time, I might have tried.

Nana: Dropped by here just to kill time, soak in the vibes, people watch from the balcony. Thought I was a genius when I found this great spot right under a fan, and wouldn't you know it, a security guy shows up and says the seats under the fans are just for them. Yeah, ok, sure fella. Thai girls are hardworking as hell, but these guys? Jeez. I noticed the people count at the entrance too, though if they're counting people like me that go in and out of the entrance a few times the same night, the count is definitely exaggerated. People watching from the balconies of Nana is definitely fun, you get to catch your breath, chill a little, no one hassles you unless you sit under the fans, etc. The beer place on the ground floor in the center is nice too. There is one big difference and one I do appreciate, there's a 'no photos' sign now right at the entrance and for the most part, people do seem to comply. Many years ago the last time I was in Nana, you could take all the photos you want. I was thinking to myself though, no way they would enforce it, but wouldn't you know it, some clueless touristy types walked in as a group, and one fell started taking photos, and within 2 seconds, some of the ladies and then the guards told him off, etc. I'm not going to say where the fellas where from, but I'll just say that the part of the world they would normally be associated with usually ends with the word 'subcontinent'.

Let me rant a little. It's tough to find girls that look really good and will provide excellent service. Photos almost never match. It's so bad sometimes the mismatch it's pretty egregious. Up to this point, the 2 that really match are Yuki from Day 12 and Yuri from tdoay, but even then they were kind of distant. But by the end of this trip, I found the full package in Haru. Stay tuned.

Read the last paragraph.

Realistic as can be.

He was Having too much fun. That's just not how it works.

[PVMonger]

I think what people are trying to say is, don't be an ugly American and instead respect local customs. If the local custom is to not spit on the sidewalk, don't be a jerk and spit on the sidewalk. If the local custom is to take off your shoes when entering your hotel room, don't be a jerk and leave your shoes on. If the local custom is to wear a mask in public, don't be a jerk and. , well you get the idea.

This is the best advice anybody can give: "respect local customs". Too many Americans, mongers or not, just don't give a shit and do what they please without regard to the locals around them.

The same goes for money. "Can I pay in dollars?" they ask? Why not look at the issue from the other side. If you owned a business in the USA (even in a tourist town), would you accept payment for goods or services in baht, lei, pesos, euros or drachma? Of course not. This isn't rocket science for Christ's sake. Take a few minutes when you get to your hotel, ask the front desk where the closest ATM is, and get some local currency. Remember that if you pay in dollars, that person or business needs to go to the bank and stand in line to get those dollars changed into the local currency. Remember that the locals live a day-to-day existence for the most part so if they need to stand in line to change your pesos into the local currency, that's time that they won't get back. And furthermore, even if they can use those dollars to shop for groceries, etc, it is likely that they'll receive a horrible exchange rate.

Most of the places we monger in are relatively poor countries compared to the USA. The people are poorer. Lots poorer. So why would anybody be surprised if the local populace looks at Americans and sees dollar signs. Of course they do. You spend more money on a hotel room for one night than they make in a week.

[Werqweq]

Escort that shall not be named: This day started out pretty bad I'm afraid. Some weird mix up with housekeeping, and all kinds of issues had me scrambling. And it was bad enough I think it best if I don't mention the name of the escort agency or the girl I got. She had the largest discrepancy between her photos and real life I have ever experienced in my hobbying career. To say her photos were 'photoshopped' are an understatement. Indeed it was her, but Jesus Christ. She was kinda gross too. Her stomach kept grumbling for some reason and when she laughed it was kinda maniacal. I was kinda grossed out. It took everything I had just to fuck her, at least her tits were nice and big, but that was it. When it hit me that the reason she kept adjusting her 'hair', was cause it was a wig, I think that's when I finally gave up and kindly asked her to leave. We did have a pretty decent conversation though, about her real job, etc. But for what I paid, so not worth it. I know it's pointless for me to write all this, when you don't know who to avoid cause I'm not naming the agency or the girl but we all know how escort agencies in Bangkok work, and they know my real name. If I bring this place up, and the girl, and if the owner reads this, or hears about it, odds are the owner / mamasan could retaliate. Hell, the escort, if you could even call her that, not too smartly called out my name, my real name, in the hotel lobby. Look, I get it. We're nobody's. In the end, no one gives 2 shits. But anonymity is part of the game. There's a sense of security at least. It's not just because of Min that Iv'e given up on Thermae, Rita will always be reason enough to try that place again, but just youtube 'Thermae Bangkok', and see for yourself how many of you guys have been caught on camera, living on youtube forever, for the world to see, because some dudes are just asshole enough to keep shooting secret videos of the places we go to be ourselves, to let loose for a change, and to not be judged. I don't know who keeps doing this, but for the love of God, stop. Just stop. Stop shooting these videos. It doesn't help anyone. There's a reason why we partake in a hobby so taboo. Anyway, the 'escort' wasn't all that attractive either. This is the only time I was glad she had her mask on in the lobby, cause if anyone did see, and that I had her delivered to my room to fuck, I'm sure most dudes would be like, what? Really? Many a times I've seen our fellow hobbyists with some of the most unattractive girls ever, especially here in Thailand, and I wonder what's going on, I feel sorry for them, maybe they need corrective glasses or something but today that was actually me. Never again dudes. Never again with escorts, and sure as shit never this agency ever either. Trust me when I say this, don't fuck with the locals, as much as I want to say the girls 'name' and the agency, best I don't. Because they know who I am, perhaps another good reason never to use escort agencies again. She was loud, uncouth, though the BBBJ was ok, even with the wonder pill there was no way I could keep myself attracted enough to her to fuck her. Just no way. This reminded me of that time in Auckland I was being massaged by a Maori girl, and though she had a slammin' body, her face just turned me off. She did her level best to try to make me cum, but it just wouldn't happen. Because it was an escort agency in Bangkok, this qualifies as the priciest, even for just a few hours, so sad to say, of the entire trip, this was the most expensive session, but easily one of, if not the worst. So the correlation between price and service / experience, was made even clearer to me today. Pricier definitely does not mean better. In the end, here in Bangkok anyway, cheaper is indeed better. Of course it depends on a lot of luck too, of which I have very little. *.

Sorry you had such a terrible experience, but man, you just have to send her away with no money all. There is absolutely no reason to do anything else when something like that happens.

I cannot remember ever hearing about any agency retaliating, and it would not make any sense for them to do it either. If the woman / escort herself becomes angry or tries to make a scene, you just need to call the reception and tell them there is a problem and send security to your room.

I understand if you might want to pay up rather than risk a confrontation, but man, I wince when I read stuff like this.

[Newton York]

I'm basically out of touristy shit to do and boy am I glad. Just doing nothing but eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping. Truly a vacation for the ages. I tell ya fellas, if you got to go, go the way of Carradine. He died in a Bangkok hotel room, probably with a smile too doing what he loved. Embarrassing? Sure, but he's dead, so he don't care. Just die a happy man. If you know what I'm talking about, then yes, you are old like me.

Boss Massage: Walked in here on a whim and just like Sai at Aurora, Yuri here was the prettiest. Easily the prettiest. And just like Sai at Aurora, she was friendly enough, a bit distant, did her job well, but her sheer beauty was more than enough to get me to cum when fucking her. And that beautiful ass on her tiny frame with her fantastic bolt-ONS, I came and came hard in doggy. I think from this, I'm getting clued into the fact that I need the younger, and way super hot girls with tighter pussies to come. Cause if they can't get me to cum in the first few positions, then it might not happen. That's when the more patient and kind ones come in where if they don't give up on me, and I move on to condom #2, I can make it happen. Only other place I saw with a clock. Pretty close to time too. The clock even works. I didn't even mind that she wouldn't let me suck on her titties. Just so damn gorgeous. A good time was had. Look at the website, she's the hottest one there, bar none. On time, most of these places don't short me, but it's definitely not 90 min. Always at least 10 min less. They got to get you out man. More potential customers coming in, or there was an appointment. You know fellas, on this trip I did Kokoro twice, Doki Doki twice, and even with places famous for rimming I didn't get rimmed nearly as much as I wanted to be on this trip. It is indeed the holy grail of sexual experiences. That's why it's tough to beat Prague of many years ago. A Prague that may or may not exist now. Because that Prague, then, read my super old reports from then, the rimming that those girls gave me. I still dream about it. Just like the times I got rimmed at Geylang. It's such a rare find. Such a rare experience. If you find girls that'll rim you, and rim you hard. Repeat them. Repeat them!

BKK Happy: From the lineup today, I picked Meena. Tiny very thin little thing, that when she gave me a body slide, it was kinda bony. Still sexy though. Friendly enough, good service, came in doggy. Smallest one yet, but better looking with her hair down. Small tits, but at this point I don't care anymore. Tits are tits. Pussy is pussy. I'm lucky if I can get any. She's friendly enough. Enough for me to say she's not distant, whereas most girls are a little distant and businesslike, that's why when you find a gem that's worth repeating, always repeat, at least one other time.

RuenThai: This spot is literally next door to BKK Happy and I swear everytime I walk by, a girl from inside would open the door to beckon me in. Sometimes girls are actually quite hot. But the place looks a little run down, the signage, and there's zero internet presence. I do wonder what it's about. I'm sure it's the same deal, but with so many options, why. The girls in there look pretty desperate though, the place looks like it's on its last legs. If I had more time, I might have tried.

Nana: Dropped by here just to kill time, soak in the vibes, people watch from the balcony. Thought I was a genius when I found this great spot right under a fan, and wouldn't you know it, a security guy shows up and says the seats under the fans are just for them. Yeah, ok, sure fella. Thai girls are hardworking as hell, but these guys? Jeez. I noticed the people count at the entrance too, though if they're counting people like me that go in and out of the entrance a few times the same night, the count is definitely exaggerated. People watching from the balconies of Nana is definitely fun, you get to catch your breath, chill a little, no one hassles you unless you sit under the fans, etc. The beer place on the ground floor in the center is nice too. There is one big difference and one I do appreciate, there's a 'no photos' sign now right at the entrance and for the most part, people do seem to comply. Many years ago the last time I was in Nana, you could take all the photos you want. I was thinking to myself though, no way they would enforce it, but wouldn't you know it, some clueless touristy types walked in as a group, and one fell started taking photos, and within 2 seconds, some of the ladies and then the guards told him off, etc. I'm not going to say where the fellas where from, but I'll just say that the part of the world they would normally be associated with usually ends with the word 'subcontinent'.

Let me rant a little. It's tough to find girls that look really good and will provide excellent service. Photos almost never match. It's so bad sometimes the mismatch it's pretty egregious. Up to this point, the 2 that really match are Yuki from Day 12 and Yuri from tdoay, but even then they were kind of distant. But by the end of this trip, I found the full package in Haru. Stay tuned.

[Newton York]

There's been a lot of mask talk I notice, let me add my 2 cents since I was just there over the summer. Yes, most Thai's are still wearing masks, and whenever I was around them I kept my mask on too. I'm a foreigner visiting their country, and when I asked them about it, they said yes they appreciate it when us tourists / foreigners wear masks around them. In the Grab's, in the MRT, in the BTS, the malls, on the ferry / boats, museums, temples, most Thai's were masked. The only places I saw with little to no masks were the oilies, thermae, gogo bars, etc. For obvious*reasons since they got to show their face. I like Thai people, this trip especially I've found out for myself that indeed they are quite friendly, nice, very hardworking, etc. A much better trip for me than many years ago. However you feel about masks, at this point in time wearing it around them is a sign that you respect them. That's how I feel. No different than learning a few Thai phrases just to break the ice. They always*appreciate*a simple 'yin dee thi dai roo jak kap'.

[Newton York]

Escort that shall not be named: This day started out pretty bad I'm afraid. Some weird mix up with housekeeping, and all kinds of issues had me scrambling. And it was bad enough I think it best if I don't mention the name of the escort agency or the girl I got. She had the largest discrepancy between her photos and real life I have ever experienced in my hobbying career. To say her photos were 'photoshopped' are an understatement. Indeed it was her, but Jesus Christ. She was kinda gross too. Her stomach kept grumbling for some reason and when she laughed it was kinda maniacal. I was kinda grossed out. It took everything I had just to fuck her, at least her tits were nice and big, but that was it. When it hit me that the reason she kept adjusting her 'hair', was cause it was a wig, I think that's when I finally gave up and kindly asked her to leave. We did have a pretty decent conversation though, about her real job, etc. But for what I paid, so not worth it. I know it's pointless for me to write all this, when you don't know who to avoid cause I'm not naming the agency or the girl but we all know how escort agencies in Bangkok work, and they know my real name. If I bring this place up, and the girl, and if the owner reads this, or hears about it, odds are the owner / mamasan could retaliate. Hell, the escort, if you could even call her that, not too smartly called out my name, my real name, in the hotel lobby. Look, I get it. We're nobody's. In the end, no one gives 2 shits. But anonymity is part of the game. There's a sense of security at least. It's not just because of Min that Iv'e given up on Thermae, Rita will always be reason enough to try that place again, but just youtube 'Thermae Bangkok', and see for yourself how many of you guys have been caught on camera, living on youtube forever, for the world to see, because some dudes are just asshole enough to keep shooting secret videos of the places we go to be ourselves, to let loose for a change, and to not be judged. I don't know who keeps doing this, but for the love of God, stop. Just stop. Stop shooting these videos. It doesn't help anyone. There's a reason why we partake in a hobby so taboo. Anyway, the 'escort' wasn't all that attractive either. This is the only time I was glad she had her mask on in the lobby, cause if anyone did see, and that I had her delivered to my room to fuck, I'm sure most dudes would be like, what? Really? Many a times I've seen our fellow hobbyists with some of the most unattractive girls ever, especially here in Thailand, and I wonder what's going on, I feel sorry for them, maybe they need corrective glasses or something but today that was actually me. Never again dudes. Never again with escorts, and sure as shit never this agency ever either. Trust me when I say this, don't fuck with the locals, as much as I want to say the girls 'name' and the agency, best I don't. Because they know who I am, perhaps another good reason never to use escort agencies again. She was loud, uncouth, though the BBBJ was ok, even with the wonder pill there was no way I could keep myself attracted enough to her to fuck her. Just no way. This reminded me of that time in Auckland I was being massaged by a Maori girl, and though she had a slammin' body, her face just turned me off. She did her level best to try to make me cum, but it just wouldn't happen. Because it was an escort agency in Bangkok, this qualifies as the priciest, even for just a few hours, so sad to say, of the entire trip, this was the most expensive session, but easily one of, if not the worst. So the correlation between price and service / experience, was made even clearer to me today. Pricier definitely does not mean better. In the end, here in Bangkok anyway, cheaper is indeed better. Of course it depends on a lot of luck too, of which I have very little. *.

Can Can: To get the bad taste out of my mouth, I went to see Aer for the 3rd time. My God, for what I paid earlier, I coulda seen Aer 2 more times after this. Don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but she has a huge see-section scar, she's one of the few that doesn't talk about her kid or kids. But she's still so very friendly and smiley, and just a joy to be around. Her smile is infectious. Her lisp so adorable. Sex was very good, multiple positions, she rode me cowgirl so hard, I finally came through a combo of HJ and BJ, and knowing she would let me cum in mouth, I blasted but the timing was a bit off and I got her mostly on the lips and a little bit in her hair. Sexy, very sexy. She told me about her friend that wants to work there too, and it got me thinking, yup, there is no shortage of young hot girls that want to work these*oilies*cause of the money. Man, some of the talent is real nice, but yes, I would say most are just ok looking. *Spanky's: Was this Nana? I don't even remember anymore. Sat with Tong, cute enough, friendly. Bought her a drink and left, very little hassle from mamasan, so highly recommend this place. Considering the events of today, beyond this point I took a few days off, just kinda floated around in the hotel pool, hung out at the gogo bars, had a metric ton of Chang beer. *.

Thing of it is fellas with no shortage of street walkers, oilies, soapies, gogo bars, etc. I just don't see a reason for escorts. If I ever get to come back to Thailand, I'm going to skip the escorts unless I really see one that's worth it, plenty of reviews, etc. *I'm proud to say though on this trip, the escorts were the least I used, compared to all those years ago, so I'm learning. It's all about progress, not perfection.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Alcohol sales banned on Lent this coming Monday.

Surmise that Nana Plaza will be closed too?

[CatBert55]

Thanks for the response. So it seems that it is not mandatory anymore. Not intending to start a debate here but let's respect well established science and not sheep following unproven dogmas however obvious they may appear on the surface but each to their own. Cheers.

I think what people are trying to say is, don't be an ugly American and instead respect local customs. If the local custom is to not spit on the sidewalk, don't be a jerk and spit on the sidewalk. If the local custom is to take off your shoes when entering your hotel room, don't be a jerk and leave your shoes on. If the local custom is to wear a mask in public, don't be a jerk and. , well you get the idea.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Crazy House. Thursday 8.30 pm.

Business very Brisk.

Quality of naked girls- not Good.

Quality of non naked Girls. Not good.

[Allover]

I often have conversations with girls by texting them or using Line. I often try to use Google Translate to explain what I am looking for. However, there are several words / phrases that Google translate does not correctly translate. Here are some of them. Does anybody here know the Thai equivalent of these words / phrases?

Hand job.

Blow job.

I can only help a little here. Handjob is "chuckwow". Blowjob is "ohm" similar to Rome without the first letter.

[Kookey]

Where is Relax Room?

Is there a better name for it as I can't find any google reference for it.

Here's the address - https://goo.gl/maps/AyxPgPshYpk8RkQB8.

[FilthyBeaver]

No soapies worth mentioning in this area. If you want soapies follow his advice and head to HiKwang / ratchadapisek. MRT to hikwang, emerald hotel exit very short walk to Emmanuelle and smaller ones not worth the time but ymmv. Or MRT to suttisan, thanachart bank exit little longer walk to Poseidon. Cross the street for Maria. If you miss them you're blind, follow the neon. You can easily poke your head in all in an hour, don't commit to anything and backtrack to the girl of your dreams wherever you saw her.

You seem like an expert at this point on soapies in Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong. In your estimation, if a punter only had time to go to one soapie in this area, which would you recommend?