Puerto Vallarta

[TomJackin]

Hey there can I get info about that service you use please?

Here you go my long time buddy:

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/j...erto-vallarta/

They also cover a few other countries, but Mexico is well represented.

[Woorace]

After the disappointing pricing I ran into in Cabo the other day, I wasn't holding out much hope. I got off of the ship around 10:00 and took a cab over to the Marina area. The driver dropped me off next to Vallarta Massage, and I saw only 1 lady working. I headed down towards the Marina, and on the Strip Mall that runs around that part of the Marina, there were several Massage Parlors. Most had ladies standing or sitting out front so you could see pretty much what was available on your stroll. I came across a place called Sea Relaxation, and there were 3 girls working, 2 of which I would be very happy with. I asked the cutest to give me their pricing, and she handed me a pretty complete menu. I went for the $177 FS option, and she was a good choice. Great, slim body, though not much on top. Her massage was average, but with some teasing, and she did welcome my hands roaming all over, and soon she was naked. She skipped any CBJ and went straight for FS by hopping on top. She was nice to look at, but the condom wasn't doing it for me, So, I had her finish me by hand, while I got her off by hand as well.

[BayBoy925]

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there. I get to the front door and a man is sitting there who says something in Spanish that I didn't understand. I asked him if I could buy a beer inside, and he waved me through. I walk in, and the big room is empty. Completely empty with no one there except for a couple dudes working the bar / kitchen (area. I decided, what the hell, and sat down and ordered a beer, wondering what would happen next.

In maybe fifteen minutes three customers walk in with a fairly good looking lady. They order beers and one dude starts feeling up the lady.

Eventually, two other older ladies walk in and take a seat a couple tables away from me. I told the waiter I wanted to purchase them both a drink. He delivers their drinks and they give me the universal "cheers" sign. I thought this was enough to at least get one of them to come to my table so I'd have someone to talk with, so I wouldn't feel so strange sitting there by myself. But no such luck. A little while longer a dude who seemed to be a manager type at Terrazza walks up to them, looks at their beers, then looks at me, then seems upset. For what I don't know. He walks away and I motion to them like "WTF". They smile, laugh and with their body language and hands wave it off as to say "don't worry". It was really confusing.

Then a little later, another older woman sits at the table by me. We share a smile. But by this time I was thinking I just need to get the F out of there.

Real weird vibe. So. My question is. Does this place sometimes fill up? Like. Was I there too early?

As I walked out and made a right to get back to the main drag. There were MANY street chicas out looking for company. But I kept walking.

Got back to the hotel and just used the normal service I found on Mileroticos a couple years ago. They are consistent, and the person on the other end of the WhatsApp messages knows me by now and is always friendly. She always sends me photos of two or three choices. Always gals in their early 20's. Almost all have always been excellent and provide GFE. Probably going to stick with this on my next trip as it is just so much more relaxing for me to enjoy the no hassle of quality service being delivered to the room.

Hey there can I get info about that service you use please?

[Apprenticed]

I don't know what happens inside the bar, but there is a white door besides the La Terraza where all the action happens:

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6...7i13312!8i6656

In Colombia Street the action takes place in here (door number 1422 A):

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6...7i16384!8i8192

[Apprenticed]

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there..

I don't know what happens inside the bar, but there is a white door besides the La Terraza where all the action happens:

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6210961, -105.2282076,3 a,75 y,3.88 h,79.82 t / data=!3 m6!1 e1!3 m4!1 sUKgHbycMO86 E6 fkFN5 GQHw!2 e0!7 i13312!8 i6656.

There should be girls hanging out there and maybe one sitting inside in a chair waiting for clients. You go talk with them and first thing you do is ask the price and services just to settle the deal (Hola! Como estás? Cuanto me cobras? Que servicios haces? After that she takes you inside and you pay 100 pesos for the room (in the reception) and 20 pesos for the condom. Inside of the room you pay the girl whatever you've agreed with her. Prices can range from 500 to 900 pesos.

There are also girls in the way between that white door near La terraza (Guatemala St) and the other house in Colombia street.

In Colombia Street the action takes place in here (door number 1422 A):

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@20.6220004, -105.2294574,3 a,15 y,127.1 h,86.6 t / data=!3 m6!1 e1!3 m4!1 sZuRrk-ONcK8 wYTyfgWfWtA!2 e0!7 i16384!8 i8192.

[RocksWithSalt]

Hey I'm going to be heading down to Vallarta with next month. We'll be staying in Old Town. Don't think I'll be able to have anyone come to the place I'm staying. Wondering if anyone can recommend any good massage parlors, brothels, or escorts with an incall in the area. Or just any general advice on pooning in Old Town.

My last visit was in March of 2022. A few tips on PV. Pay to pay is legal as long as the only person benefiting is the provider. At the Massage joints I visited you can ask to "see the menu" and the majority of time they will have one printed. It will list masturbation, nude masturbation and intercourse as the three levels of service. They will often have two versions of the menu US dollars and Pesos. I've always found the peso version cheaper. They will often have it under a towel at the counter up front or tucked away. Sometimes they will ask a provider to meet you and discretely recite the menu. There are no games to be played like waiting for the flip to negotiate service.

check out the street view on google maps heading inland from the starbucks near the Loft hotel on the Malecon. on the right is a massage joint just a few doors down. I had some fun there.

[Potato21]

Anyone know of a barbershop or hair cut place with attractive females? Extras would be nice but not necessary. Just would prefer a haircut with some eye candy versus a sweaty dude.

[CaliFuck]

Going to PV next week, would like to visit Smiley can you share the Spa? Did you get to meet Linneth?

Was in PV the past few days. First day I walked the Marina Vallarta spa area. Did not see any spinners except for one but she did not turn me on. Ended up picking a 18-20 yo medium thick girl. She was firm and had a very tight pussy. Had trouble getting inside even with a super lube condom and I am not that big! After about half way in doing mish she motioned she would get on top. She gets on top doing reverse CG and squats it in with her weight. Then starts to twerk it. Holy shit it felt so good. I held off and back to mish as I wanted to drive it home. She was so wet and open but still tight now that I could just pound away. Finish line I came. She didn't speak a word of English but had a killer smile all the time.

Later on I tried another thick girl and she was pretty tight too. Just missing the smile of the first girl.

Took a day's rest. Next day was my last day to play. Usually I like to close out my visit with a known performer. Couldn't shake the smiley face from my mind so I went there first. She was sitting outside with 3 other girls and when she saw that I was heading straight for her, her face lit up with the biggest smile. Back to inside the spa. She was horny as hell. I told her to lay down on the table then I fingered her wet pussy and slowly slipped it deep inside her. After 5 minutes mishing her I remember the reverse cowgirl twerking. I asked her to twerk me to a finish. Shit. I didn't last 2 minutes! It was so hot that day I thought I was going to have a heart attack as I laid there all spent.

[Anaggie]

Was in Vallarta last week and stayed at the Marriott in the marina area. I was able to sneak away twice from my obligations to take advantage of the massages. The marina is a quick walk from the hotel and you just need to walk around the area and find what you are looking for. Usually the girls will be sitting outside offering a "relaxing" massage for 500 pesos. Walk in and they will offer the full service which is 3000 pesos.

First experience was in the morning. It was ok and I wanted to pop a load. We got to it right away. Everything is covered. Then she massaged and I got a call which I had to take so left the place but two shots were offered since we got started so quick. Chick as a typical Mexican probably in her late 20's without a belly. Small size boobs and a tight ass and pussy.

Second experience was way better. A different spa. She had bigger boobs and was a bit younger and she was pretty. We got in the room and she started the massage. I was able to play with her legs while she was massaging and she would spread them to invite me to rub her pussy. I got to her pussy and she was dripping. She takes off her panties and lets me start to finger her. Then she flips me around and puts on a condom to start sucking. Her pussy is clean and shaved so I tell her I want to 69. I speak Spanish fluently so this isn't a problem. She lets me eat her out and soon enough she comes. Goes in to reverse cowgirl and we fuck in that position for a while. She gets off and goes back to sucking my dick and I eat her out again and she comes again. Gets back to too and is riding my dick in reverse cowgirl till I come. Nice ass to hold on to to control her speed. I clean up and head back to the hotel.

Don't expect anything luxurious. And it gets hot in the rooms so expect to sweat.

[George03]

Hey I'm going to be heading down to Vallarta with next month. We'll be staying in Old Town. Don't think I'll be able to have anyone come to the place I'm staying. Wondering if anyone can recommend any good massage parlors, brothels, or escorts with an incall in the area. Or just any general advice on pooning in Old Town.

I was there in September, mostly for relaxing. In previous trips, I would go to some places on Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Zone near the Old Army Wings place just for a good massage, no extras. This trip, there were two places on both sides of a laundry with cute girls at times that offered extras. $2600 for FS, some had lower prices for BJ, and about $1500 for massage and HJ. There was a place across the street from LOS Arcos hotel that was massage and HJ for $1500. On my trip, all of the massages were good and about an hour. On the other side of the street from the places near the Old Wings place, I have gotten extras on previous trips, and this trip there were some cute girls outside the spas. You can always ask if they give extras.

Tomjackin had a great report on other spots available if you scroll down a little.

[NiceRichard]

Hey I'm going to be heading down to Vallarta with next month. We'll be staying in Old Town. Don't think I'll be able to have anyone come to the place I'm staying. Wondering if anyone can recommend any good massage parlors, brothels, or escorts with an incall in the area. Or just any general advice on pooning in Old Town.

[FarmerBoy45]

I think it was about 5 pm. But I've seem them at 1 pm as well, and later at 7 pm.

There is also a bar called "Bar Terraza del Colonial" that only opens from 7 pm to 6 am and seems to be a good spot for meeting girls and has some rooms on the back (never been there yet):

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...534355963&z=18

Was there a few weeks ago on a Saturday around 10:30 pm. It was my first time going there. I get to the front door and a man is sitting there who says something in Spanish that I didn't understand. I asked him if I could buy a beer inside, and he waved me through. I walk in, and the big room is empty. Completely empty with no one there except for a couple dudes working the bar / kitchen (area. I decided, what the hell, and sat down and ordered a beer, wondering what would happen next.

In maybe fifteen minutes three customers walk in with a fairly good looking lady. They order beers and one dude starts feeling up the lady.

Eventually, two other older ladies walk in and take a seat a couple tables away from me. I told the waiter I wanted to purchase them both a drink. He delivers their drinks and they give me the universal "cheers" sign. I thought this was enough to at least get one of them to come to my table so I'd have someone to talk with, so I wouldn't feel so strange sitting there by myself. But no such luck. A little while longer a dude who seemed to be a manager type at Terrazza walks up to them, looks at their beers, then looks at me, then seems upset. For what I don't know. He walks away and I motion to them like "WTF". They smile, laugh and with their body language and hands wave it off as to say "don't worry". It was really confusing.

Then a little later, another older woman sits at the table by me. We share a smile. But by this time I was thinking I just need to get the F out of there.

Real weird vibe. So. My question is. Does this place sometimes fill up? Like. Was I there too early?

As I walked out and made a right to get back to the main drag. There were MANY street chicas out looking for company. But I kept walking.

Got back to the hotel and just used the normal service I found on Mileroticos a couple years ago. They are consistent, and the person on the other end of the WhatsApp messages knows me by now and is always friendly. She always sends me photos of two or three choices. Always gals in their early 20's. Almost all have always been excellent and provide GFE. Probably going to stick with this on my next trip as it is just so much more relaxing for me to enjoy the no hassle of quality service being delivered to the room.

[TomJackin]

The price is 360 or 3600 pesos?

My bad, 3600 for 30 minutes.

[Apprenticed]

Club: King George.
Sex with one of the girls: 360 for 30.

The price is 360 or 3600 pesos?

[George03]

Club: King George.

Cover charge: None.

Beer: 85.

Ficha cost: 380.

Sex with one of the girls: 360 for 30.

Sex on site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 9.

Quality of Chicas: Pretty damn good to freaking hot!

Day / time: 9/ Friday.

Comments: I love this place. It's very casual and at the same time, very classy. The girls are all beauties. After you sit down and buy a drink, each girl with come to you and present themselves. They all give you a kiss on the cheek and during this time, you can find out who are the more playful ones.

Thanks for the info, Great report! Can you clarify the price for King George?