Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

Be careful where you drive. Five Italians, studying in São Paulo, went to Rio for some holiday. After a party in Marina the Gloria, at 4. 30 AM, they got hungry and headed to McDonald's on Avenida Brasil, close to Linha Amarela. They misunderstood the GPS and entered by mistake the favela Complexo the Maré. The bandits opened fire and two of the Italians got hit (by the same bullit) in the arm and the rib.

https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/20...ro-de-gps.html

[Vagabundo1]

Swim, Sex, Drink.

So homegirl comes over. Maybe she needed money. She is on the first day of a week over here for which she gets 800 a week, plus expenses, which are our food and drink.

We went to the beach. I swam. I lost a fin. Then I got it back. The surf was high. I did 5. 5 miles, along the coast, up to posto 9, then back down to posto 2.

Girl stayed at the beach, and I got her dinner with some fried fish and a caprihina for us. We smoked weed after I got done with the swim and the jog back.

Then we came back and we went to the supermarket. I bought 550 reais worth of booze and mixers, Jamesons for Vagabundo and Old Parr for her.

Let's just say we might have a substance abuse problem.

Well, I like young black pussy. We then fucked. She is 20, and we did it bare. Below is a girl I was fucking when I was with the Swiss Navy exchange special agent program in North America, where I drove her between live fire out at 29 Stumps with the Joint Interagency Task Force.

https://www.xvideos.com/models/ashton-devine#_tabVideos.

She has had a kid, she gives good throat, her pussy is tight, and I used her like a toy, but she flaked on me when some white girl wanted to have a black girl dominate her at a bar in West Hollywood. We showed up to meet the white girl who had agreed to be a slave, but she did not go through with it. Anyway, now Ashton Devine escorts. PM me for details, for you North American mongers. Because I may not be a pimp, but I was a driver.

Life is grim.

Oh yea, I also put jeweled butt plugs up Ashton Devine's ass in my huge condo in SoCal, of which I will post pictures here.

Just because that same negra pussy is so much cheaper in Rio and Brazil. Which is why you should come and stay. But make Ashton Devine gag for me, and tell her that. Well PM me.

[Pahllus Maximus]

I was just thinking: this young thing with such smooth skin, beautiful looks. Somehow she learned how to please men really well, probably had quite a few over the last 18 months and became very experienced and free of shame or any rancor. So different from USA. This experience is so damned great I'm pinching myself. Brothers, we are truly living. Daily exercise and this, a run and workout, quick shower, BJ, and breakfast looking across the table at this beautiful young thing that provides so much aesthetic, psychic and sexual pleasure.

May this is why Brazil has Cristo Redentor, redeeming us from the grey, miserable, straight jacketed existence of suburban USA. This like a parallel universe.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Wow. At a boutique be & be on Itapua Beach area, sipping a cocktail. I have a peronite 19 year old I met in Salvador, currently off swimming for an hour, her cute little mouth kissed me before leaving, holding my head in her little hands as she kissed me. Very romantic evening last night looking at Jupiter on its closest approach in my lifetime and she snuggled up, hand resting on my thigh. Always ready to give a BJ. She wanted to know why last night I did not do her anally after our walk. Prolly because her pussy is so tight and sweet and BJ expertly done while fondling my balls and butt. She has this amazing teen glow of health and smiles. Laughs a lot. The plan is the head south to Itacare tomorrow or the next day. The seafood restaurants near here are amazing. So is the swimming. The entire coast up this way is full of cool things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8lDXH2qa0

This is the signature song, and armed with my Magnifica Envelhecida Cachaa and Guyana Rhum and a bit of hash, I'm grinning like an idiot. All of this for a bit more that $US120 a day. I glad to see at least one other member, OJeito, onto the better cachaca and caipirinha. So she and I were singing along to it in the shower, she correcting my Porto, me spanking her playfully !

Salvador is about a 2 hour flight from Rio and is a great place, lots of beautiful old buildings and no shortage of beautiful women, restaurants, good coffee and ocean views in the nice parts of town.

Brazil rocks ! It is insane how so many beautiful women there are and so accessible and fun to hang with.


If there were a way to put a value on joy and pleasure. smiling, laughing aloud, singing in the shower with a stunning, naked teen, this is the best trade I ever made.

[MasterOfNone]

So it's finally here and time for me to experience Rio.

Not a stranger at all to overseas travel but this will be my first Rio trip. And would welcome any advice available.

Solo travel (first is this a safe idea?

Looking at Airbnb but will probably feel more secure in a hotel. (Any advice on guest friendly hotels is welcome).

Will start looking for woman on tinder but any other advice is appreciated.

Thank you in advance fellas.

[Vagabundo1]

Samba Theta Volatility Trade.

Team,

Equipe.

Ohla pra mim, cada senmana, you mofos sell the 1 week call option 2% out of the mfkin money, and pay for that put option 5% OTM, on ticker EWZ, and then you take your profits and each week, you invest them in sliding your dick into the bare naked negra pussy in centro for like 140 reais, which is 28 unitedse states dollars.

Rinse rpeat.

I was more finely timed on my forex play, all right around election day and a collar, so all is well. The BRL IMHO remains undervalued. Brazil has issues but nothing compared to the under funded retirement infrastructure (aka social security & euro equivalents in the west), water issues in the south, too much financial engineering, immigration, a shaky euro and deleveraging that is yet to play out. Brazil has got commodities priced in international currencies, an educated workforce, water and can feed and energize itself. Europe is in a mess and likely to stay that way by refusing to retain nuclear (exception being France) & too much immigration of the poor with cultural clashes. Brazil has lots of beautiful young ladies, and that is joy!

I'm pretty sure that weaponizing the dollar against Russia set off alarm bells in China and OPEC and Iran, that should be doing well, has always been stymied. The USD still rules, but I think by the end of this decade things will look very different.

The touristy caipirinha has some sketchy mass produced faux cachaa. Once you get the good stuff and a demerara you will immediately see the difference.

Carry on boys, have fun and enjoy life!

[OJeito]

The touristy caipirinha has some sketchy mass produced faux cachaa. Once you get the good stuff and a demerara you will immediately see the difference.

Great insight my friend. You are Preaching the truth!!

Signed: daily caipirinha consumer.

[Vagabundo1]

The Best Brazil Trade.

Below is the USD BRL exchange rate since Covid. Regardless of tactical and technical trades, the trade that has worked and still works is to come to Brazil and stay as long as possible.

You told us to short on September 24th.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you had shorted the BRL and Bovespa stocks on September 24 you would have lost 4-5%. The Brazilian currency and markets have not been shaken by the election.Quite the contrary, both BRL and the Brazilian stock market have strengthened since the election.

[Vagabundo1]

The Week in Baseball.

Monday, Vagabundo headed into Centro on a bus from Transamerica at 15 h30, and caught a massage and bang at a prive, which was really very very good.

Tuesday, Vagabundo went for a 50 reais special for 20 minutes at a centro prive, which was fine, and then linked up with a good wingman and checked out another prive.

Wednesday, Vagabundo did a half hour session with Noemie Bilas which was a animalistic right to the point fuck, just really perfect.

As for the economics, well, the thing is, the amounts are so de minimus, for example, 50 reais, which is less than 10 USD, for a good bang with a super round bundinha, compared to the amounts that your portfolio moves, it is not even really worth calculating. It is like being Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse 5. You are on a planet completely different from the aliens on the planet you are in, and you are surrounded by so many options for sex that it is just really a separate reality.

Yesterday, attempted to meet up with the black hottie Kim from 4 x 4 for hotel action. Unable to connect. Finally agreed to meet at 1100 pm after her shift.

Took a nap and awoke at 900 pm. Feeling horny visited the club. 4 x 4 was going off with a wide selection of hotties. This was the first time found 4 x 4 desirable.

Found Kim and decided to test drive for a 30 minute session. Chica is a sexy ghetto rapper type chica with a fine ass. Not really GFE. She is not a fan of DFK and BJ's. It's still nice screwing her. Decided no outside session with her. She was still expecting to leave with me at 1100 pm.

Decided to hangout and drink some imperio beers. Discovered a petite sexy fashion college student.

It's interesting that in Colombia and Brazil the slim and petite chicas get less attention. These are my preferred types.

She spoke good English. Complete sweetheart that can shake her booty. Nice to kiss and hold such a tiny chica. Obtained number and shall follow up outside the club.

[Pahllus Maximus]

I was more finely timed on my forex play, all right around election day and a collar, so all is well. The BRL IMHO remains undervalued. Brazil has issues but nothing compared to the under funded retirement infrastructure (aka social security & euro equivalents in the west), water issues in the south, too much financial engineering, immigration, a shaky euro and deleveraging that is yet to play out. Brazil has got commodities priced in international currencies, an educated workforce, water and can feed and energize itself. Europe is in a mess and likely to stay that way by refusing to retain nuclear (exception being France) & too much immigration of the poor with cultural clashes. Brazil has lots of beautiful young ladies, and that is joy!

I'm pretty sure that weaponizing the dollar against Russia set off alarm bells in China and OPEC and Iran, that should be doing well, has always been stymied. The USD still rules, but I think by the end of this decade things will look very different.

The touristy caipirinha has some sketchy mass produced faux cachaça. Once you get the good stuff and a demerara you will immediately see the difference.

Carry on boys, have fun and enjoy life!

[Shamester]

So at what time dark room opens? 8, 10 or 10:30?

Its definitely not 8:00. For 8:00 go to 1417 in the same building. Unsure about Dark Room opening hours.

[Questner]

Currently Brazil still require foreigners to be fully vaccinated in order to enter the country. I got my two doses of Moderna covid vaccines last year but did not get any booster shots afterwards. Will I be considered 'fully vaccinated' and be allowed to enter Brazil?

Yes.

https://www.iatatravelcentre.com/world.php

[DreamCarnarvon]

Currently Brazil still require foreigners to be fully vaccinated in order to enter the country. I got my two doses of Moderna covid vaccines last year but did not get any booster shots afterwards. Will I be considered 'fully vaccinated' and be allowed to enter Brazil?

[OJeito]

Too early Mabs at 6 pm better around 10 or 11 pm, was in Mabs last week and pick up a nice girl, Brenda from Parra, 250 brl, oral without and french kiss.

Mabs is done my friend. It's depressing to go there at the moment. Hardly any girls ply their trades there these days. I poked my head in there often over the last month and the talent is practically gone. A few hardened seasoned pros from the help days show up sometimes but from what I saw, the men usually outnumbered the gp's. Something is definitely going on behind the management scene at mabs that I can't quite put my finger on it. Anyways, Find loads of former mabs girls and many more beauties at the nearby boates: dolce vita, Casablanca, Marrakech, and kalabria. These 4 boates are all with 2 blocks max of mabs.

[WyattEarp]

"There is money to be made shorting the BR index and currency. And it is mispriced.

I told you".

5% gain in a week shorting the BRL and tiny losses on some stocks I shorted but with large gain potential, aka 250% annualized. And another window opportunity in a month. I am surrounded by young pussy. I've got to ration it to stop becoming jaded. Now, the important question is how to share my gains.

You told us to short on September 24th.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you had shorted the BRL and Bovespa stocks on September 24 you would have lost 4-5%. The Brazilian currency and markets have not been shaken by the election. Quite the contrary, both BRL and the Brazilian stock market have strengthened since the election.