General Reports

[BrotherMouzone]

So I'll be in Tijuana next month around the time the World Cup is in the semifinals and finals stages. Any bars or other spots outside Zona Norte recommended for World Cup viewing? (San Diego included though preferably Tijuana.) Livelier the atmosphere the better.

[Jackie888]

Dodger I heard that some of the girls in Colombia also like to drug you and steal all your valuables.

ABC News just reported some kid from Orange County was drugged and robbed while vacationing in Madeline. But the thieves fucked up and gave him too much drugs and killed him. And now the robbery turned turned into a murder 2 full blown investigation.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I watched alot utube steamers in Columbia last two years, while it will be more easy to find a thin lonely, available girl to hang out with you for free even maybe, or few dollars, the streets were violent for a gringo. They choked out wandering nirvana for his phone on the 1st day or so. Anyone who needs to ask, which is better, should 100% be going only to HK Tijuana because at least in this place everyone is safe and there's not gonna be no drugging dudes, chiming them out in the room, none of this crap will be happening its actually a tightly run ship despite our nitpicking complaints we do for fun.

Dodger I heard that some of the girls in Colombia also like to drug you and steal all your valuables.

[Covid2020]

Hi guys,

Are there any Tijuana style clubs in mexico city, would be visiting for a week. I checked cdmx sub forum but couldn't find any info. Posting here since Tijuana forum has high traffic. Any seniors (capitan, dogers) who have exp with mexico scene any insights, I can't do escorts, prefer the club scene.

[Dogers69]

Turgid.

Read the Medellin thread and check REDDIT Medellin. Lots of guys have been drugged, some murdered by dates in Medellin recently.

I watched alot utube steamers in Columbia last two years, while it will be more easy to find a thin lonely, available girl to hang out with you for free even maybe, or few dollars, the streets were violent for a gringo. They choked out wandering nirvana for his phone on the 1st day or so. Anyone who needs to ask, which is better, should 100% be going only to HK Tijuana because at least in this place everyone is safe and there's not gonna be no drugging dudes, chiming them out in the room, none of this crap will be happening its actually a tightly run ship despite our nitpicking complaints we do for fun.

[Gregyyr]

Turgid.

Read the Medellin thread and check REDDIT Medellin. Lots of guys have been drugged, some murdered by dates in Medellin recently.

I hear ya CAP. Recently researching Medellin for Christmas week and the cost was expensive to fly but watching many YouTube video's it sounds like it was safer before Covid but since then it actually seems a bit less safe, in part possibly due to the influx of people into Columbia from other countries.

G.

[Gregyyr]

I don't know if I mentioned this story. 2 weeks ago I take the 50 cents bus back to the border like I do everyday. This time he pulls into a grocery store, to come put a side road, which takes ten minutes. Then proceeds to pull on side of the road to "get his tacos from taco stand". We sat in a packed bus no windows an extra 35 minutes for this. I couldn't believe it. The locals were laughing. I'm the only one fuming, would have gotten off but I was in last row aisle packed and surrounding area had people in street doing nothing. A Mexican guy says to me "this is Mexico for you."

I heard the same type of story from a Spanish teacher on YouTube. Anna is a great teacher and if you want to hear her story of taking busses click on the following YouTube link at 10:00 minute mark. The bus driver stops the bus and eats his lunch with a bus full of riders. LOL. Only in Mexico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ZzmAkW-2I

G.

[Captain Solo]

Turgid.

Read the Medellin thread and check REDDIT Medellin. Lots of guys have been drugged, some murdered by dates in Medellin recently.

[Dogers69]

It is good that Tijuana is redoing the sidewalks. But I I cannot believe they are taking so long on some of the streets. The south east side of Constitucion has been dirt for almost a month now. But I suppose that's Mexico for you.

I don't know if I mentioned this story. 2 weeks ago I take the 50 cents bus back to the border like I do everyday. This time he pulls into a grocery store, to come put a side road, which takes ten minutes. Then proceeds to pull on side of the road to "get his tacos from taco stand". We sat in a packed bus no windows an extra 35 minutes for this. I couldn't believe it. The locals were laughing. I'm the only one fuming, would have gotten off but I was in last row aisle packed and surrounding area had people in street doing nothing. A Mexican guy says to me "this is Mexico for you."

[Turgid]

Hi Turgid,

We have a lot more fun and excitement in Tijuana than Medellin.

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I am torn between Mexico and Colombia for my first post-covid mongering trip. You have me leaning towards Mexico where I have not been in 12 years.

[Hargow20]

It is good that Tijuana is redoing the sidewalks. But I I cannot believe they are taking so long on some of the streets. The south east side of Constitucion has been dirt for almost a month now. But I suppose that's Mexico for you.

Hi Turgid,

We have a lot more fun and excitement in Tijuana than Medellin.

First thing, there were about 150 hot, young girls in HK after 6 last night, many stunners, perhaps over 100 doable at any time. We had so many good choices of hot girls swirling around us all night. The good selection was overwhelming to the noobs, difficult for them to make decisions for the one or 2 pops they can do a night. Sitting, talking with hot girls while feeling them up is also cheap sexy fun.

Entertainment in HK and other bars is nonstop all night with strip shows, lesbian shows and girls coming around flirting with us. Companies of the wingmen and guys we met in the club is a lot of fun. We had nothing to hide, gain or lose from each other, shared good news, bad news, personal victories or problems. It's fun, relaxing and supportive to party with the bros and hot. Smiling. Sexy girls.

The food is good, fresh, tasty, spicy on the streets and various places nearby, never had to waste time to go out and search. We had seafood cocktail, shrimp, clams, cockles in salsa and lime juice plus Mexico's tasty Caldo de Rez for lunch. An ISG bro bought us tacos and beef soup from the famous taco cart near Chicago club, muchas gracias. He has good info on how to make the move to Tijuana and have the most fun. It was very nice meeting the bro after knowing him for many years in ISG.

Tijuana is investing money in redoing the sidewalks in La Zona Norte around the bar block to make life nicer, cleaner and sexier. We walked around the block, checking on street girls shivering in the cold night, popping in and out of bars checking on talents. We felt safe and secured while having fun with hot girls. Safety was never a concern.

Tijuana is packed full of nonstop fun, excitements, sex, sweet companies of hot girls, never a minute wasted, far exceeding any one's capacity for fun. And we can quickly get there in an hour, have fun every weekend. Tijuana wind hands down with hundreds hot girls in a small spot, quality, costs, fun factors and convenience.

Life is good!

[Jackie888]

I guess this should technically be in the HK thread but since it's a follow up to what I posted about on Saturday here I'll just post this here too. So on Sunday during the day me and my HK girl were talking about seeing each other at night since she ended up going in at 3 and would be getting off at 11. I told her I would try to be there around 8 or 9 at the latest. Saw Captain Solo mention that he was in HK so I reached out to see if we could meet up but couldn't catch him in time. Anyway, maybe next time. Back to my girl, I told you guys about the stalker ex boyfriend, so she mentioned perhaps we should leave the TLN for another day soon but that she would make it up to me when we saw each other. Apparently the idiot tried to snatch her purse on her way to work and she ran away from him but then later on he went inside HK and was stalking her while she was having drinks with other clients so she reported him to management, as she had already given them a heads up about him. She says security roughed him up a little bit and banned him from the club, told him he would regret if he ever showed his face around there again.

I got to the club about a quarter til 9. She met me on the 2nd floor pretty much right away and we sat down for a couple drinks as she brought me up to speed about things. She was making her drinks last a while too which is always appreciated. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Don't know if it was just a coincidence or by design but there's this slim, tatted up employee, seems like he's some type of manager because of the way he dresses, but him and a security guy stood near our table the entire time. It felt like we had our own private security to make sure the ex boyfriend couldn't get anywhere near us, which felt kind of cool. But again, it could have just been a coincidence and they just decided to stand there and talk for whatever reason. My girl didn't say anything so I just pretended like I didn't notice them standing there either. After about 15-20 minutes all of a sudden she playfully says she wants to have a threesome with me tonight and it'll be free of charge on her end and I just got to pay the other girl. I hid my excitement and told her I'm game for whatever she wants to do. The topic of a threesome hadn't been brought up before. I didn't even know she was into girls as well but I can't say I'm surprised I guess. I asked if there was a girl in particular she was thinking of and she said there's this girl she is really attracted to but hasn't seen her today. She asked a mesero friend of hers if he had seen this other girl today and he said he didn't think so. She told him we were looking for a girl for a threesome and if he knew anybody that would be up for it and not a prude. He said he had a couple in mind and would try to find them for us. He ended up taking a while so she asked if I wanted to walk around the club with her to pick out a girl together and I said sure. She asked what kind of girl I wanted and I said I like whatever she likes. If it's one thing I have learned it's that you always let your girl pick the other girl in a threesome. We eventually ran into the mesero and he said he couldn't find the girls he had in mind but my girl said it was fine because we were just going to go on the hunt for one together. It was kind of fun walking around the club sizing up girls together and rating them on our personal scales saying what we liked about each one, I was letting her do most of the talking though as I didn't want her to think I was too excited about any other girl. I told her if she didn't end up liking anyone I was completely fine just being with her, as I was just trying to keep saying all the right things. She ended up really liking a girl who was dancing at the stage near the back entrance where they do the foam and whipped cream shows. She says the girls who dance back there are usually into other girls. I had never seen this girl before, she had a pretty nice natural body with a good ass and more than a handful of titties with an anime type look to her. We were watching her dance for a little bit and when she was done my girl went up to her right away and told her I was her man and she wanted to treat me to a threesome tonight and asked if she was up for it and she said yes. We didn't discuss a fee or anything we just went straight upstairs. The only thing that sucked was that they charged me double for the room since it was 2 girls, so 60 for the room, but not having to pay my girl somewhat eased the pain. I also got 2 drinks for myself included on top of the girls drinks since I was paying double.

In my head I was thinking this fucking girl better be into girl on girl action and DFK. So far we were having a pretty good vibe between the 3 of us. I believe we got room 210 which is a room all the way in a back corner, which is always preferred to not hear anybody else talking or walking around outside. The girl never made mention of her fee so I didn't say anything either. We were all chatting for a bit and then the clothes came off. The other girl had to pee before we kicked things off so when she headed to the toilet my girl started giving me a BBBJ (if it were just me and her the entire session would have been BBFS). The other girl said damn it you guys started without me. So as my girl continued her BBBJ as I was laying on my back the other girl sat on my face so I could eat her out. My girl was relentlessly attacking my dick and balls as the girl continued riding my face. Eventually they traded positions but the other girl threw on the cover for the blow job. After a few minutes my girl said she wanted to share my dick with the other girl and they both started blowing me simultaneously with the cover on. My girl would occasionally give me some BLS action too in between turns. My girl then laid the other girl on her back and started eating her out. I took this as my cue to take my girl in doggy and pound away as she ate out the other girl. After several minutes of that as I kept pounding my girl in doggy, the girl got up to DFK me. My girl afterwards then also turned around to make out with me as well. The other girl said she wanted to ride me (BTW no switching of condom at any time), and she got on for cowgirl. My girl got up closer to me to make out while the other one rode me. When the girl eventually got tired my girl jumped on for RCG and then the other girl got up closer to me so I could suck on her titties and make out with her as well. When my girl got tired of RCG she hopped off and placed herself on the opposite side, spread eagle, facing my way so I started getting her with some heavy FIV action. The other girl then positioned herself in a similar way on the other side so I started FIV in her as well as my right hand is deep inside my girl and my left hand is now inside working the other girl too. They then get a little closer to each other and make out a little bit. After that they both then start blowing me again. The other girl tells me to get on her for mish. I start pounding away on her as my girl lays next to her and starts fingering herself while watching us. Every once in a while I would reach my girl so I could DFK her as I continued pounding away. The other girl says she wants me to cum on their tits and takes the rubber off. They start jacking me off together at the same time, my girls hand on top and the other girl's hand on the bottom stroking away. I was actually taking a while but they kept at it as they squished their tits together so I could spray all over them for the finish.

The other girl hopped in the shower while me and my girl fooled around and made out in the bed. I looked at my watch and we had hit the exact 30 minute mark but no knock from the clean up boys yet. My girl then jumped in the shower when the other one was done. Seeing as we never discussed a fee I slid her a hundred bucks and she said thank you and just stashed it in her purse, didn't even count it. My girl then got out and got dressed. We all continued chatting for a while as we enjoyed our drinks. Still no knock from the clean up boys. When the conversation started dying down we headed back downstairs to the club. I finally ran into a clean up boy around the corner and gave him a dollar. At this point it was about 10:40 pm. And me and my girl had one last drink in the club as her shift was ending. She said we should make plans to meet one of these days on a day that she's off to hang out away from the club and get a hotel room. I said sounds like a plan. She said to text her as soon as I got home to let her know I arrived safely. We said our goodbyes at about 10 til 11 since she says it can sometimes take a while to clock out, guess they have some sort of check out process. I tried to track down the other girl on my way out because her name slipped my mind. Did a couple laps but didn't see her again. Next time I'll try to get her info. Took the HK courtesy sprinter van with a couple older foreign mongers back to the border.

Wow dude, you should have let me fuck them instead. Told you about the revenge fuck. But now the caveat. You do not want to be in the middle of a real love triangle. There are too many women in the zona norte to risk a steal knife sticking out of your chest from a zealous boyfriend whether or not he deserves it. Unless you actually love her. Not just fuck love, but real love.

Oh and if you are too cautious of her crazy boyfriend, can I fuck her?

[Artisttyp]

Hi Turgid,
An ISG bro bought us tacos and beef soup from the famous taco cart near Chicago club, muchas gracias. He has good info on how to make the move to Tijuana and have the most fun. It was very nice meeting the bro after knowing him for many years in ISG.

Life is good!

Nice to meet you Captain.

YES. Life is good in Tijuana. It is what you make it.

Hope to see you soon. Drive Safely!

[Captain Solo]

Hi Turgid,

We have a lot more fun and excitement in Tijuana than Medellin.

First thing, there were about 150 hot, young girls in HK after 6 last night, many stunners, perhaps over 100 doable at any time. We had so many good choices of hot girls swirling around us all night. The good selection was overwhelming to the noobs, difficult for them to make decisions for the one or 2 pops they can do a night. Sitting, talking with hot girls while feeling them up is also cheap sexy fun.

Entertainment in HK and other bars is nonstop all night with strip shows, lesbian shows and girls coming around flirting with us. Companies of the wingmen and guys we met in the club is a lot of fun. We had nothing to hide, gain or lose from each other, shared good news, bad news, personal victories or problems. It's fun, relaxing and supportive to party with the bros and hot. Smiling. Sexy girls.

The food is good, fresh, tasty, spicy on the streets and various places nearby, never had to waste time to go out and search. We had seafood cocktail, shrimp, clams, cockles in salsa and lime juice plus Mexico's tasty Caldo de Rez for lunch. An ISG bro bought us tacos and beef soup from the famous taco cart near Chicago club, muchas gracias. He has good info on how to make the move to Tijuana and have the most fun. It was very nice meeting the bro after knowing him for many years in ISG.

Tijuana is investing money in redoing the sidewalks in La Zona Norte around the bar block to make life nicer, cleaner and sexier. We walked around the block, checking on street girls shivering in the cold night, popping in and out of bars checking on talents. We felt safe and secured while having fun with hot girls. Safety was never a concern.

Tijuana is packed full of nonstop fun, excitements, sex, sweet companies of hot girls, never a minute wasted, far exceeding any one's capacity for fun. And we can quickly get there in an hour, have fun every weekend. Tijuana wind hands down with hundreds hot girls in a small spot, quality, costs, fun factors and convenience.

Life is good!

[Nothing24]

I guess this should technically be in the HK thread but since it's a follow up to what I posted about on Saturday here I'll just post this here too. So on Sunday during the day me and my HK girl were talking about seeing each other at night since she ended up going in at 3 and would be getting off at 11. I told her I would try to be there around 8 or 9 at the latest. Saw Captain Solo mention that he was in HK so I reached out to see if we could meet up but couldn't catch him in time. Anyway, maybe next time. Back to my girl, I told you guys about the stalker ex boyfriend, so she mentioned perhaps we should leave the TLN for another day soon but that she would make it up to me when we saw each other. Apparently the idiot tried to snatch her purse on her way to work and she ran away from him but then later on he went inside HK and was stalking her while she was having drinks with other clients so she reported him to management, as she had already given them a heads up about him. She says security roughed him up a little bit and banned him from the club, told him he would regret if he ever showed his face around there again.

I got to the club about a quarter til 9. She met me on the 2nd floor pretty much right away and we sat down for a couple drinks as she brought me up to speed about things. She was making her drinks last a while too which is always appreciated. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Don't know if it was just a coincidence or by design but there's this slim, tatted up employee, seems like he's some type of manager because of the way he dresses, but him and a security guy stood near our table the entire time. It felt like we had our own private security to make sure the ex boyfriend couldn't get anywhere near us, which felt kind of cool. But again, it could have just been a coincidence and they just decided to stand there and talk for whatever reason. My girl didn't say anything so I just pretended like I didn't notice them standing there either. After about 15-20 minutes all of a sudden she playfully says she wants to have a threesome with me tonight and it'll be free of charge on her end and I just got to pay the other girl. I hid my excitement and told her I'm game for whatever she wants to do. The topic of a threesome hadn't been brought up before. I didn't even know she was into girls as well but I can't say I'm surprised I guess. I asked if there was a girl in particular she was thinking of and she said there's this girl she is really attracted to but hasn't seen her today. She asked a mesero friend of hers if he had seen this other girl today and he said he didn't think so. She told him we were looking for a girl for a threesome and if he knew anybody that would be up for it and not a prude. He said he had a couple in mind and would try to find them for us. He ended up taking a while so she asked if I wanted to walk around the club with her to pick out a girl together and I said sure. She asked what kind of girl I wanted and I said I like whatever she likes. If it's one thing I have learned it's that you always let your girl pick the other girl in a threesome. We eventually ran into the mesero and he said he couldn't find the girls he had in mind but my girl said it was fine because we were just going to go on the hunt for one together. It was kind of fun walking around the club sizing up girls together and rating them on our personal scales saying what we liked about each one, I was letting her do most of the talking though as I didn't want her to think I was too excited about any other girl. I told her if she didn't end up liking anyone I was completely fine just being with her, as I was just trying to keep saying all the right things. She ended up really liking a girl who was dancing at the stage near the back entrance where they do the foam and whipped cream shows. She says the girls who dance back there are usually into other girls. I had never seen this girl before, she had a pretty nice natural body with a good ass and more than a handful of titties with an anime type look to her. We were watching her dance for a little bit and when she was done my girl went up to her right away and told her I was her man and she wanted to treat me to a threesome tonight and asked if she was up for it and she said yes. We didn't discuss a fee or anything we just went straight upstairs. The only thing that sucked was that they charged me double for the room since it was 2 girls, so 60 for the room, but not having to pay my girl somewhat eased the pain. I also got 2 drinks for myself included on top of the girls drinks since I was paying double.

In my head I was thinking this fucking girl better be into girl on girl action and DFK. So far we were having a pretty good vibe between the 3 of us. I believe we got room 210 which is a room all the way in a back corner, which is always preferred to not hear anybody else talking or walking around outside. The girl never made mention of her fee so I didn't say anything either. We were all chatting for a bit and then the clothes came off. The other girl had to pee before we kicked things off so when she headed to the toilet my girl started giving me a BBBJ (if it were just me and her the entire session would have been BBFS). The other girl said damn it you guys started without me. So as my girl continued her BBBJ as I was laying on my back the other girl sat on my face so I could eat her out. My girl was relentlessly attacking my dick and balls as the girl continued riding my face. Eventually they traded positions but the other girl threw on the cover for the blow job. After a few minutes my girl said she wanted to share my dick with the other girl and they both started blowing me simultaneously with the cover on. My girl would occasionally give me some BLS action too in between turns. My girl then laid the other girl on her back and started eating her out. I took this as my cue to take my girl in doggy and pound away as she ate out the other girl. After several minutes of that as I kept pounding my girl in doggy, the girl got up to DFK me. My girl afterwards then also turned around to make out with me as well. The other girl said she wanted to ride me (BTW no switching of condom at any time), and she got on for cowgirl. My girl got up closer to me to make out while the other one rode me. When the girl eventually got tired my girl jumped on for RCG and then the other girl got up closer to me so I could suck on her titties and make out with her as well. When my girl got tired of RCG she hopped off and placed herself on the opposite side, spread eagle, facing my way so I started getting her with some heavy FIV action. The other girl then positioned herself in a similar way on the other side so I started FIV in her as well as my right hand is deep inside my girl and my left hand is now inside working the other girl too. They then get a little closer to each other and make out a little bit. After that they both then start blowing me again. The other girl tells me to get on her for mish. I start pounding away on her as my girl lays next to her and starts fingering herself while watching us. Every once in a while I would reach my girl so I could DFK her as I continued pounding away. The other girl says she wants me to cum on their tits and takes the rubber off. They start jacking me off together at the same time, my girls hand on top and the other girl's hand on the bottom stroking away. I was actually taking a while but they kept at it as they squished their tits together so I could spray all over them for the finish.

The other girl hopped in the shower while me and my girl fooled around and made out in the bed. I looked at my watch and we had hit the exact 30 minute mark but no knock from the clean up boys yet. My girl then jumped in the shower when the other one was done. Seeing as we never discussed a fee I slid her a hundred bucks and she said thank you and just stashed it in her purse, didn't even count it. My girl then got out and got dressed. We all continued chatting for a while as we enjoyed our drinks. Still no knock from the clean up boys. When the conversation started dying down we headed back downstairs to the club. I finally ran into a clean up boy around the corner and gave him a dollar. At this point it was about 10:40 pm. And me and my girl had one last drink in the club as her shift was ending. She said we should make plans to meet one of these days on a day that she's off to hang out away from the club and get a hotel room. I said sounds like a plan. She said to text her as soon as I got home to let her know I arrived safely. We said our goodbyes at about 10 til 11 since she says it can sometimes take a while to clock out, guess they have some sort of check out process. I tried to track down the other girl on my way out because her name slipped my mind. Did a couple laps but didn't see her again. Next time I'll try to get her info. Took the HK courtesy sprinter van with a couple older foreign mongers back to the border.