Bogota Reports

[Eszpresszo]

First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start.

You are making the assumption he actually has ANY experience in this hobby. The internet has long been a place for people to be anything they want to depict themselves as being. You will see plenty of evidence of that, here. Going into off topic arguments is a huge red flag.

[TalkYes]

First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start. I didn't tell you to stay home, I couldn't care less where you go. Jaja and second, this is the funniest part with such infinitesimal logic as tomatos jaja organic vs commercial tomatoes are 2 different products, Carnivals and Disney are VASTLY different products. Now stay with me here cupcake, you can expected to pay different prices for different products, Understand so far? Good. I was speaking of the SAME PRODUCT, The same girl, the same service. Best you brush up on your reading comprehension. Also it is my business. I was outlining my personal experience not yours. But you wrote like you are the one in question, sounds like it was YOU pissing in the pool. And lastly what you do in SF again has nothing to do with these two girls or me for that matter I don't go to SF, not my thing. Best you get a few more trips under your belt before you come off lecturing me about MY experience with my female friends for years, And I have stated in previous posts everyone has a right to pay what they want but in your selfish post it's evident you are a narcest.

First of all, you know nothing of my experience but the fact that you're so eager to attack my character rather than my argument by taking that angle says a lot, as does calling me "cupcake" and "narcest". Second, the error you think you see in my tomato argument was intentional. There are organic tomatoes, vine, cherry, plum etc just like there are seeking girls, casa gorls, massage girls, street girls etc.

[LatinaLover#1]

Do you get mad when you see people in the grocery store buying organic tomatoes? Bro, theyre fucking everything up. Now the people who stock the bananas know that people are willing to pay twice as much for bananas. If you're going to pay that much for bananas, just buy them at the starbucks beside your house ffs.

The thing I hate most about this logic (other than your refusal to mind your own business and not police how I spend my money) is that it assumes the only draw to colombian mongering is its cheaper. Its not even the best part. The best part is the variety. Like if my local carnival was free that doesn't mean it would alleviate my desire to go to disney world. But the carnival is like 5 x as much as it stands. So no, I'm not going to stay home, thanks for the advice. I'm allowed to spend my money how I want If I had enough ID give every sf street girl enough to start a business and get their life together just to piss off people with attitudes like yours.

First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start. I didn't tell you to stay home, I couldn't care less where you go. Jaja and second, this is the funniest part with such infinitesimal logic as tomatos jaja organic vs commercial tomatoes are 2 different products, Carnivals and Disney are VASTLY different products. Now stay with me here cupcake, you can expected to pay different prices for different products, Understand so far? Good. I was speaking of the SAME PRODUCT, The same girl, the same service. Best you brush up on your reading comprehension. Also it is my business. I was outlining my personal experience not yours. But you wrote like you are the one in question, sounds like it was YOU pissing in the pool. And lastly what you do in SF again has nothing to do with these two girls or me for that matter I don't go to SF, not my thing. Best you get a few more trips under your belt before you come off lecturing me about MY experience with my female friends for years, And I have stated in previous posts everyone has a right to pay what they want but in your selfish post it's evident you are a narcest.

[Kazeu]

Rude, at least I've never paid 20 k for a 'snapshot'. I've read enough reports before going to Bogota to know I didn't overpay for the girls. I already owned up to being conned by the club, that's 500 k down the drain on the drinks, lesson learned. If all you want is a quick 15-20 minute session with a club girl and can get it for 90 k, then good for you. But I paid for an hour with a 9 and a 7 lesbian combo, used the whole hour without being rushed, then I took the 9 home for the night. It's not really the same thing. Price shaming hurts the community and deters people from posting reports.

I agree, price shaming is not going to help anyone. Everyone here spends what they want to spend. And I don't think you got off too badly for a first time in santa fe. Everyone gets scammed once in a while. What I don't agree with is the people who also price shame in the other direction against people who prefer to pay less or who don't have the same budget. Everyone is here just wants to have a good time, saying that if you can't afford it you should just stay home is just as bad as saying just stay home because you're spoiling the market. For some people its a life style and not a vacation. Going on vacation you'll spend the extra since you're only going to be there for a few days. If you're living down there, you got to budget somewhat if you want to have a lot of girls.

Regarding your 9, I've spent a lot of time in santa fe, I don't think I've ever seen a 9 there in my life. I'm happy that you found a 9 for you though.

[JackEnBogo]

Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Ignoring you when you ask "como estas?" and just generally being rude.

Asking for payment up front and forgetting your change.

Asking you why you're still wearing clothes before making any attempt at touch or seduction.

Pecks on the neck, earlobe, and shoulder while avoiding your mouth at all costs. This is called "besos".

Not helping you get hard.

Putting a condom on your dick while its soft or making you do it.

Getting pissed at you for touching your dick with the condom on.

Getting pissed at you for trying to finger her even though you washed your hands.

Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break.

Insisting that you hurry up and cum despite not allowing you to get into a rhythm and preventing you from going too deep.

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.

This list brings back so many mediocre memories hahaha. I'm looking forward to reading the full rant.

"Much a risk to try new girls" is my level of expectation with a new chica after being in Colombia for months. Especially if I found her in a way where we had no opportunity to chit chat and feel each other out before ending up in a bedroom together. I think 80%+ of the time, it's not a match on one or both sides.

To me, repeating regularly with the <20% who give me a great experience is what makes the whole thing well worth the time and money.

I only try a new chica once or twice a month at this point. I no longer try to salvage anything from bad sessions other than using the rest of the time for Spanish practice.

[TalkYes]

But to spend that much money in SF is almost impossible jaja. But I have noticed a huge uptick in girls I have known for years getting more and more aggressive. Just in my last 2 trips in August and September I had 2 of my all time favorites ask about money before coming over and that NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. One all-star went from a normal 200 K +taxi to $250 USD's the other asking curiously for the same amount! 250 USD.

Somebody is pisssing in the pool and fucking up the apple cart. If you want to spend that kind of money stay in the USA and fuck the miserable gringas. Of go to see. Are. That place got ruined years ago by stupid gringos doing the same stupid shit your doing. DON'T pay USA prices in Colombia. Do you get Colombian prices in the USA? NO! So start using your head. I have enough money to get any woman I want in Colombia but it's not about how much money you have it's about destroying the bench mark. These girls ALL TALK and if you pay 1 250 USD that is passed along to dozens of other girls. The current Minimum wage in Bogota is about 1 million COP per month. That is for a 5 and a half day work week. X 4. 3 weeks in a month. Figure it out your paying this girl over a months pay stop playing hero and fucking up a good thing.

Do you get mad when you see people in the grocery store buying organic tomatoes? Bro, theyre fucking everything up. Now the people who stock the bananas know that people are willing to pay twice as much for bananas. If you're going to pay that much for bananas, just buy them at the starbucks beside your house ffs.

The thing I hate most about this logic (other than your refusal to mind your own business and not police how I spend my money) is that it assumes the only draw to colombian mongering is its cheaper. Its not even the best part. The best part is the variety. Like if my local carnival was free that doesn't mean it would alleviate my desire to go to disney world. But the carnival is like 5 x as much as it stands. So no, I'm not going to stay home, thanks for the advice. I'm allowed to spend my money how I want If I had enough ID give every sf street girl enough to start a business and get their life together just to piss off people with attitudes like yours.

[LatinaLover#1]

Jesus, you spent more in one night than I spent on girls my entire last trip, and I had a blast with many hot Vennies. I'll never understand why guys on this forum think that because something costs more, it must be better.

But to spend that much money in SF is almost impossible jaja. But I have noticed a huge uptick in girls I have known for years getting more and more aggressive. Just in my last 2 trips in August and September I had 2 of my all time favorites ask about money before coming over and that NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. One all-star went from a normal 200 K +taxi to $250 USD's the other asking curiously for the same amount! 250 USD.

Somebody is pisssing in the pool and fucking up the apple cart. If you want to spend that kind of money stay in the USA and fuck the miserable gringas. Of go to see. Are. That place got ruined years ago by stupid gringos doing the same stupid shit your doing. DON'T pay USA prices in Colombia. Do you get Colombian prices in the USA? NO! So start using your head. I have enough money to get any woman I want in Colombia but it's not about how much money you have it's about destroying the bench mark. These girls ALL TALK and if you pay 1 250 USD that is passed along to dozens of other girls. The current Minimum wage in Bogota is about 1 million COP per month. That is for a 5 and a half day work week. X 4. 3 weeks in a month. Figure it out your paying this girl over a months pay stop playing hero and fucking up a good thing.

[LatinaLover#1]

I fly into Medellin. Bring cash? Or use Davivienda ATM's?

I always used ATM years back because I didn't want to carry large sums of cash, but I closed my Schwab account with no ATM fees so I was always hit with fees using my Credit union acct. Davi, I'm told has no fees but I can't confirm that. The Combia in the airport was the worst for years but all of a sudden after Covid they got aggressive and started giving a rate much closer to the official rate. I think it's because they want dollars because the USD keeps going up. For the last year or so I use the cambio inear baggage I bring hundreds and hope in my friends car and head to the hotel.

[JerryTheGreat]

Jesus, you spent more in one night than I spent on girls my entire last trip, and I had a blast with many hot Vennies. I'll never understand why guys on this forum think that because something costs more, it must be better.

Rude, at least I've never paid 20 k for a 'snapshot'. I've read enough reports before going to Bogota to know I didn't overpay for the girls. I already owned up to being conned by the club, that's 500 k down the drain on the drinks, lesson learned. If all you want is a quick 15-20 minute session with a club girl and can get it for 90 k, then good for you. But I paid for an hour with a 9 and a 7 lesbian combo, used the whole hour without being rushed, then I took the 9 home for the night. It's not really the same thing. Price shaming hurts the community and deters people from posting reports.

[JjBee62]

I fly into Medellin. Bring cash? Or use Davivienda ATM's?

I use Davivienda ATMs as my primary source of pesos. However, I also bring a few hundred dollars as a backup. If you're going to need immediate COP, bring $100 and convert it at the cambio by baggage claim.

[DonCarlos1234]

Best bet currently is at the cambio right next to the Baggage carousel last month I got 4800 when the official wes 4880. No fee, bring see notes if your from the USA.

I fly into Medellin. Bring cash? Or use Davivienda ATM's?

[TalkYes]

I've had my share of sessions with girls from photoprepagos and mileroticos over the last few weeks, doing some market research. Have had varying degrees of luck, but mostly bad. They all reply to your message with a wall of text containing various emojis and empty promises. They one thing they all offer is "trato de novia" which translates to "girlfriend treatment", which you would be forgiven for thinking is the same as what we call the girlfriend treatment in North America. Its not that however. You may think to ask the service provider (her manager pretending to be her) what she means by Trato de novia with the kissy emoji beside it. She may tell you it means kisses (which only adds confusion when kisses was already part of the list). More likely she won't reply at all. Worry not, I'm here to explain it. Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Ignoring you when you ask "como estas?" and just generally being rude.

Asking for payment up front and forgetting your change.

Asking you why you're still wearing clothes before making any attempt at touch or seduction.

Pecks on the neck, earlobe, and shoulder while avoiding your mouth at all costs. This is called "besos".

Not helping you get hard.

Putting a condom on your dick while its soft or making you do it.

Getting pissed at you for touching your dick with the condom on.

Getting pissed at you for trying to finger her even though you washed your hands.

Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break.

Insisting that you hurry up and cum despite not allowing you to get into a rhythm and preventing you from going too deep.

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.

[TalkYes]

Jesus, you spent more in one night than I spent on girls my entire last trip, and I had a blast with many hot Vennies. I'll never understand why guys on this forum think that because something costs more, it must be better.

Its not that much. I'm guessing you exclusively sessioned with sf street sweeties if that was your budget. Which is fine, do you, but personally I would rather just stay home and jerk off than buy a plane ticket for mediocre pussy. I realize that you get what you pay for is far from a perfect science here, but there is still some correlation. A few years ago it might have been different but these days you're not going to have a GFE with a stunner on that kind of budget, or at least not what I'd consider a stunner. That's what some of us are looking for. Again, not saying your way is inferior, just that its not what I'm after.

[IronQuinn]

My night totaled at 200+400=600 for the girls, 250+160+80+50+20=560+countless tips for the club.

Jesus, you spent more in one night than I spent on girls my entire last trip, and I had a blast with many hot Vennies. I'll never understand why guys on this forum think that because something costs more, it must be better.

[Kib123]

It's important to note that the money changer located next to the baggage carousels gives a much much better rate than the other money change locations inside the airport.

This is good to know. I used one of the others before and really got ripped off, took almost 20% in commission and fees.