Pattaya Reports

[Ry2510]

I know this is little off track topic, but was wondering how to go to samae san and khao kham island?

Does baht bus go to Khao ma jor pier? Whats the price of taxi?

Cheers.

[Tim Timms]

Looks like you are having a great trip.

I don't want to be Debby Downer but Angeles GoGos may be no better. Go over to the Angeles forum to find higher prices, drinks only girls and ST runners.

Thanks for the great reports.

G.

Don't Worry.

This guy has Awesome Skills in picking out girls.

[Goferring]

II've got a trip to Angeles in Philippines booked for early next year, perhaps that will rekindle my love for gogo bars....

I'm finding some great girls on this trip.

Looks like you are having a great trip.

I don't want to be Debby Downer but Angeles GoGos may be no better. Go over to the Angeles forum to find higher prices, drinks only girls and ST runners.

Thanks for the great reports.

G.

[Sir Lancelot]

I enjoy waking up next to a beautiful girl you barfined the night before. We had sex again and spent a few hours curled up to each other, chatting. I got the impression she quite liked me, she told me how to say 'I love you' in Thai!

We decided to go for coffee and breakfast so I told her to choose where. I expected her to take me to Central Mall or somewhere upmarket but she marched me up soi Lengkee, left on to soi Buakhao and in to Cheap Charlies! She looked extremely pretty in her tight jeans and pink croptop, so received a lot of admiring glances from the elderly clientele.

I slept for three hours back in my room and soon it was time to meet Sam at 6 pm. However we had to delay because of a heavy shower. The top end of soi Lengkee gets flooded after heavy rain so once the rain had stopped I splashed my way to our designated meeting point.

Previously I would have spent most of my time visiting gogo bars each night but they're so disappointing these these. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of pretty girls but the barfines are all over the place, with no consistency at all between bars. It seems their business model these days is to discourage girls leaving the bar and make money via ladydrinks instead. On top of that the short / long time prices are crazy, with 3000/5000 routinely quoted. Of course you can negotiate and possible knock 1000 off but I could fuck a glamour model back in England for the same price as these gogo girls. I've got a trip to Angeles in Philippines booked for early next year, perhaps that will rekindle my love for gogo bars.

So another night visiting beer bars lay ahead.

We started at Booby Trap where I bought a drink for the lovely girl I barfined a few nights ago. She was looking especially cute with glittery eye makeup. This bar is worth visiting for a major tourist attraction. The world's lowest toilet door. You have to limbo dance to get in!

I bought a drink for my favourite girl in Annie Jacks. As well as being very pretty, she speaks good English so conversation is easy. My friend Owen speaks decent Thai so got me to say a few things to her, for example 'you smell nice'. But then he was up to his usual tricks and got me to unwittingly say 'do you like porn?' to her! She found it very funny and nodded vigorously.

The girl I long-timed the night before was in Vixen so I bought her a drink too. I like this girl so I'll definitely barfine her again.

We planned to go to Blue Sky Bar next on Tree Town, but there was a birthday party so there were no free seats. Quite often cheapskates search out bars with balloons in the hope for free food. So instead we sat at Avatar bar next door and enjoyed listening to the Thai singer belt out Thai pop songs.

I like Tree Town but sometimes there's too much traffic on it. It would be far better if you could walk down the middle of the road, eyeing the girls in the bars to the left and the right, without fear of being ran over by a motorbike taxi, a songthaew full of Indians or expats cruising. It's not as if the aren't plenty of other roads vehicles could use to cut through to 2nd Road.

Area 52 was quieter than usual. Sam bought a drink for his favourite girl and Owen a drink for a nice girl who said it was only her second day but spoke suspiciously good English.

Afterwards we went to Moonlight but it was disappointing. We were shown to a table inside where there were no girls, apart from one pretty in pink, playing pool with a farang. All of the girls stayed on stools outside, looking bored. Seven months ago this was my favourite bar with a great atmosphere but tonight it was disappointing.

I bought myself a ham and cheese toastie from a nearby 7 Eleven and we wandered in to the beer bar complex adjacent to Tree Town. We had a drink at one bar before I decided to be decisive and barfine a girl I'd bought a drink for from another bar nearby. The time was only 11.30 but I fancied an early night.

She was a smily 26 year old with typical dark-skinned Isaan looks. Her name was Guitar and I was looking forward to loosening her G string. Her barfine was 400 baht and she quoted 1500 short-time and 3000 long-time.

She was a funny girl. She hardly spoke any English but was the type of girl you can have a lot of fun with.

I lay on my bed and she kissed her way down my body and teased my dick with the tip of her tongue, then licked it like a lollipop, fixing me with a sexy stare. A promising start. Her catchphrase was 'halloooooo', which she said when she first saw my erection, or when I sucked her ear lobe, or when she lowered herself on to me for the first time. It was the only word she said, stretched out for added emphasis. So inevitably I started saying it too, when I sucked her nipples or when we flipped to another position and I was about to slide in.

The sex was great as she was an enthusiastic performer. As she was riding me she did something I really like. She stuck her tongue in my ear. We ticked off position after position before I took my condom off and she finished me with a blowjob.

I'm finding some great girls on this trip.

[Mr Enternational]

What point are you going to Prove?

Seems a lot of people find this girl really attractive and for years people have said that if a chick will accept 1000 baht then she is ugly. Since it has already been established that this chick is attractive, if she fucks for 1000 baht then the people saying 1000 baht chicks are ugly have been proven wrong. It also proves that contrary to the beliefs of some, the same chick will go for different prices if one BM fucked for 2000, another BM fucked for 1500, and yet another fucked for 1000.

[Tim Timms]

That is okay. I will run by there and fuck her for 1000 same as this gogo chick just to prove a point.

What point are you going to Prove?

[Turgid]

"Out of disappointment, the Indian man asked for his cash worth 1,500 baht back, but the transvestite reportedly refused. The tourist then chose to file a police report at the Pattaya police station, but the officer informed him that what he did with the stranger was against Thai prostitution laws and may result in legal action against him. "

Dude picked up a ladyboy. Lost his money and got the spill straight from the police's mouth.

https://thepattayanews.com/2022/11/1...pattaya-hotel/

This was indeed a comedy of errors as the ladyboy although being deft enough to steal the Indian man's watch left his ID in the guy's room.

[Fmojo]

After breakfast Owen and I walked up Walking Street towards the jetty where the boats set off to Koh Larn, overlooked by the big PATTAYA letters. It was good to get a change of scenery and interesting to see Walking Street by day. On the way back to my hotel it rained torrentially, the first bad weather of the trip.

Sir L. At the risk of sounding redundant, thanks for taking the time to write up your reports every day. Very entertaining and since I have no life, they are the highlight of my day.

[Sir Lancelot]

After breakfast Owen and I walked up Walking Street towards the jetty where the boats set off to Koh Larn, overlooked by the big PATTAYA letters. It was good to get a change of scenery and interesting to see Walking Street by day. On the way back to my hotel it rained torrentially, the first bad weather of the trip.

It was Saturday and we began our evening's entertainment with a beer in Scooter bar, which is UK themed with the girls wearing Ginger Spice style union jack dresses. It's a good place for a quiet beer because none of the girls hassled us for a drink and the music is good. My Chang cost 80 baht.

A little further along soi Buakhao is Dragon Bar. Seven months ago I barfined a really lovely girl from here but now the selection of girls seem to be from the older side of the spectrum. The barfine is 400 baht and there's a tattoo parlour at the back in case you'd like to tattoo your favourite girl's name down your arm.

Walking along soi Buakhao I was drawn in to Krazy 80's by a lovely looking girl stood outside. I immediately offered her a drink and we clinked glasses and exchanged the usual small talk. She had a very cute face with braces on her teeth and the smallest hands I've ever seen, but a large tattoo across her back. The barfine here is 1000 before 11 pm and 500 after.

We met Owen in Danny's Sports Bar, which was showing football from back in England. Owen's team lost to an injury time winner but fortunately he had a sympathetic waitress on hand to dab tears from his check with a paper towel. Meanwhile I was hungry so bought a Thai brown curry from a vending cart nearby. By that I mean a steak and potato pie with gravy.

At Area 52 I had a poor experience. I bought a drink for a cute girl with braces but barely had she sipped her sang som and coke when a Korean man entered and she ran to him. I didn't mind at first but it became apparent he'd bought her a drink and she wasn't coming back. Twenty minutes passed before me, Sam, Owen and Bob decided to leave. But while the guys were settling their chits, I picked mine up along with the barely touched ladydrink up and took it to the bar. The mamasan is a cheerful older lady. I explained what had happened and how the girl had barely stood with me for two minutes, adding that I come to this bar almost every night. The mamasan agreed that the girl should have at least told me she had another customer and apologetically took the ladydrink cost off my ticket.

Poor customer service by the girl followed by excellent customer service by the mamasan.

Amusingly, as the four of us walked along Tree Town, the cute girl (now dressed in her own clothes) and the Korean, walked right behind us. He'd bar-fined her. Good luck to these girls trying to make as much money as possible but you can't ignore it when they treat you badly.

We had a drink at Apple Bar on soi Buakhao before going to Blue Moon, the first bar on the right when you enter the beer bar complex to the side of Tree Town. Five girls were performing in front of a webcam and a horn sounded every time some guy from the other side of the world bought them a ladydrink. Fortunately there were plenty of other girls in the bar, the prettiest of which I'm 70% sure was a ladyboy.

At Oh Bar the feisty girl I barfined a few nights ago was weaving her magic on another customer so I got chatting to a Scottish man who gave me some good bar recommendations.

It was 1 am and time to go lone wolf and find a girl. I bid my friends farewell and went to Boozer Bar to see if the cute girl was there. She wasn't. I left the beer bar complex and turned right on to soi Buakhao, hoping to see the lovely girl I bought a drink for earlier in the night at Krazy 80's but she wasn't there either.

However third time lucky I saw my favourite girl at Vixen and she looked even more dropdead gorgeous than ever. She ran at me when she saw me and wrestled me inside. I bought her a drink and we slow-danced to Take That's 'Back for Good' at the front of the bar before I paid her 500 baht barfine. She didn't even give me a short time price, she quoted 3000 for long time. I countered with 2500 and she accepted with a smile. I felt it was a good price for such a standout girl (this is the girl Owen said he got a hard-on just looking at on a previous visit).

Ordinarily I'd take the girl straight back to my room but the night took a random turn.

I noticed Kim, my Norwegian friend, sat at the front of Pook bar, so we joined him and his ladyboy companions for a drink. Then the six of us went to the hotpot restaurant in Tree Town, the one where you walk under an arch straddled by an octopus. For 269 baht you get a hotpot and can choose as much as you want from the buffet to put in it. My girl piled up the food and took great pride in looking after me, spooning the tasty food in to my mouth.

It was a great night. After 2 am the music from the bars was replaced by the croaking of frogs as I chatted and clinked glasses with my new friends. I didn't get back to my hotel until 4 am.

Amusingly the prettiest girl from Area 52 was next to me at the buffet. She's the one who I've never been able to get a drink for because she's monopolised by an elderly Korean man. Maybe this is a good tactic, coming to a food court after closing hours? She recognised me and smiled so I'll stay patient.

Back in my room, the sex was magical. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy fast'and'furious porn-style sex as much as the next man but sometimes you meet a girl you really like and the sex feels special. We had slow girlfriend sex for ages, kissing almost constantly. I don't think I've ever met a girl with such soft lips. She had small tits but big bullet-like nipples, begging to be sucked and made squeaky groans like a Japanese girl.

The best thing about long-time is nothing feels rushed. We cuddled up to each other afterwards and kissed until it started getting light outside. She told me she has worked at the bar for two months and usually gets 25 ladydrinks bought for her each night, as a result she doesn't often go with customers.

These are the kind of nights I dream about when I come to Thailand.

[EihTooms]

Duhhh. Never pay up front.

Yes, I wonder if that was the subtlety in "Thai prostitution law" the police were alluding to in order to make that guy start crying. Hard to tell in that strange report. They would do Thai P4 P customers a great service if they outlawed Paying Upfront. But I don't think they have done that yet.

But having heard he was silly enough to pay his prostitute upfront, they might have thought this dude ought to also be good for a scare and a quick "you can just pay us the fine" shakedown.

[CaliGuy33]

I finally caught up with this Amsterdam girl before I left Pattaya. Her name is Minnie IIRC. She is a pretty girl without a doubt. I say prettier in person than the YouTube video and she looks pretty good in the YouTube video. Her English is not bad and you can converse with her without Google translate. She's also very friendly, smiley, and personable. Someone you could actually take home to mom. The negative is that her tits are fake. Boob job 6 months ago. Luckily no my boobs are too sensitive crap. BF 300. She asked for 1500. I didn't even think of negotiating my brain wasn't working well when talking to her. I had read elsewhere she asked for 2 k from guys.

The Amsterdam room is quite large and decent. A bad sign was that Minnie put her towel over the bedsheets before she laid down. This to me is a huge red flag that they do not wash the sheets in between sessions. A real G club like Kinnaree has attendants everywhere and you can see them continually changing the sheets. That's one of the differences between a G club and a BJ bar or Soi 6 bar.

Sex is YMMV but I would repeat with her. Imo she needs a bit more seasoning but she's too pretty not to repeat with. Amsterdam has only 3 girls but all of them are above average for this type of club.

I saw her a few months ago and she quoted 1,500 baht and I responded no 1,000 baht and she agreed right away. Like I always say, pay the 1,000 baht at these clubs for the girl, no more.

As far as the not changing the sheets, I mentioned this in a recent report and it is indeed disgusting and unbecoming of such places. Even the back BJ cubes at the Soi Bongkot clubs where they host BJs there's no sheets or towels, you're just sitting on your bare arse where thousands of other bare arses have sat; they could simply put towels down at the very least in the BJ cubes. Next time I go to Pattaya, I may purchase a thin towel that I can carry around for these reasons and at least maintain some level of hygiene at these places.

[Tim Timms]

I finally caught up with this Amsterdam girl before I left Pattaya. Her name is Minnie IIRC. She is a pretty girl without a doubt. I say prettier in person than the YouTube video and she looks pretty good in the YouTube video. Her English is not bad and you can converse with her without Google translate. She's also very friendly, smiley, and personable. Someone you could actually take home to mom. The negative is that her tits are fake. Boob job 6 months ago. Luckily no my boobs are too sensitive crap. BF 300. She asked for 1500. I didn't even think of negotiating my brain wasn't working well when talking to her. I had read elsewhere she asked for 2 k from guys.

The Amsterdam room is quite large and decent. A bad sign was that Minnie put her towel over the bedsheets before she laid down. This to me is a huge red flag that they do not wash the sheets in between sessions. A real G club like Kinnaree has attendants everywhere and you can see them continually changing the sheets. That's one of the differences between a G club and a BJ bar or Soi 6 bar.

Sex is YMMV but I would repeat with her. Imo she needs a bit more seasoning but she's too pretty not to repeat with. Amsterdam has only 3 girls but all of them are above average for this type of club.

Silly Cones ate a no go for me. A Rainbow waitress is perfect as she is but her friend jokingly says she wants Bigger. Oh Lord No. No reason as she doesn't go with Customers. She odd in that way.

Good on the girl for not going for 1,000.

[Mr Enternational]

I finally caught up with this Amsterdam girl before I left Pattaya. . BF 300. She asked for 1500. I didn't even think of negotiating my brain wasn't working well when talking to her. I had read elsewhere she asked for 2 k from guys.

That is okay. I will run by there and fuck her for 1000 same as this gogo chick just to prove a point.

[Banana Boi]

Everything Pattaya has update on Amsterdam gentleman club.

The place where everyone agreed had a Top Quality girl at bargain prices.

YouTube him up. Keyword New Outfits, Stork Sportswear.

That girl is still there. Looks like her Chest got up-sized.

Some posters say they been there but no details. Fake?

Vid is about outfits so Chill guys.

I finally caught up with this Amsterdam girl before I left Pattaya. Her name is Minnie IIRC. She is a pretty girl without a doubt. I say prettier in person than the YouTube video and she looks pretty good in the YouTube video. Her English is not bad and you can converse with her without Google translate. She's also very friendly, smiley, and personable. Someone you could actually take home to mom. The negative is that her tits are fake. Boob job 6 months ago. Luckily no my boobs are too sensitive crap. BF 300. She asked for 1500. I didn't even think of negotiating my brain wasn't working well when talking to her. I had read elsewhere she asked for 2 k from guys.

The Amsterdam room is quite large and decent. A bad sign was that Minnie put her towel over the bedsheets before she laid down. This to me is a huge red flag that they do not wash the sheets in between sessions. A real G club like Kinnaree has attendants everywhere and you can see them continually changing the sheets. That's one of the differences between a G club and a BJ bar or Soi 6 bar.

Sex is YMMV but I would repeat with her. Imo she needs a bit more seasoning but she's too pretty not to repeat with. Amsterdam has only 3 girls but all of them are above average for this type of club.

[Explorer8939]

"Out of disappointment, the Indian man asked for his cash worth 1,500 baht back, but the transvestite reportedly refused. The tourist then chose to file a police report at the Pattaya police station, but the officer informed him that what he did with the stranger was against Thai prostitution laws and may result in legal action against him. "

Dude picked up a ladyboy. Lost his money and got the spill straight from the police's mouth.

https://thepattayanews.com/2022/11/1...pattaya-hotel/

Duhhh. Never pay up front.