Bogota Reports

[Mtljay]

Try seeking.com, it can look like a time waster, but I have seen it work with other guys thus I am on it. I am also in the same boat as you, making a trip in Jan. I found a girl in Bogota on https://www.italki.com/en who is teaching me Spanish, she is married but willing to set me up with her friends when I am in town. Good luck.

Hi guys!

Heading to Colombia in February.

I can't say a word in Spanish. Been already in Brasil and it was hard to pick up girls, even those from websites who should speak English didn't.

I am wondering is there any chance to pick up girl in Colombia not speaking Spanish?

Are there any legit websites where I can find escorts, pay and get the service done? Not worrying about language differences?

Thanks in advance bros.

[Morales85]

Hi guys!

Heading to Colombia in February.

I can't say a word in Spanish. Been already in Brasil and it was hard to pick up girls, even those from websites who should speak English didn't.

I am wondering is there any chance to pick up girl in Colombia not speaking Spanish?

Are there any legit websites where I can find escorts, pay and get the service done? Not worrying about language differences?

Thanks in advance bros.

[Intltvlr]

Green buddy. I know the girl you're talking about. She's very sexy. I've known her for about 4 years but never liked her attitude. So I've never been with her. But I love looking at her. LOL.

Jerrytheking I believe I met you. Outside of Texas you had just paid 40 k for a coronita LOL. And you were asking me about fiebre prices and Lido prices. Yes you over paid at fiebre.

As far as hotels with chick friendly. Just pay for 2 people when booking. It's much cheaper and stress free.

Money exchange. Don't do it by the luggage carrousel. Do it when you exit. When you see the outside doors. 4 feet to the right there is a currency exchange which is great.

If you don't see 9's in SF you must be in the blocks that have the transgenders. I'm sorry. There's plenty of 9's but you need patience and persistence.

The girls that work at Lido and other high end places will always come back to SF for that quick cash. Suckers don't come by Lido and other high end places every day. And they need constant money.

Anyone paying 250 USD to get laid is ruining the girl and the game. She will now think she is worth 250. Sheceont work for a month until that money runs out and comes down off her high horse. And her friends too will start asking for stupid amounts and end up losing customers and money. So don't do that. They are happy with what they make. Don't reinvent the wheel. Your just the punchline to their jokes.

GF experience. Anyone thinking they will get a GF experience on a paid one night stand is being unreasonable. Put time into the girl and it will pay off.

Just my 2 cents. Been there about 16 times now. I'll be there after thanksgiving.

[Elvis 2008]

At night, the temperature often gets into the low 40's F. The neighborhoods up on the hills get colder. How comfortable an apartment is will also depend on how well insulated it is and whether it gets morning sun exposure.

For us mongers, I recommend an electric blanket. There are inexpensive ones on Amazon. Chicas love it on chilly days.

Yeah, when I read that cold is not a problem in Bogota, I did a double take. You can find decent hotels near the airport that are not too much a night (Marriott Courtyard, GHL, Sheraton) that have heaters in the room, and you can count on those hotels having hot showers.

I really enjoyed staying in Parque 97 Suites in Bogota. At $40 or so a night, that place had comfortable rooms and a good bar and restaurant and was chica friendly but the lack of heat at night made it so I would not go back. But if I had a good space heater and / or electric blanket, which IMO are like must haves in Bogota, I would stay there again.

[Kib123]

I've had my share of sessions with girls from photoprepagos and mileroticos over the last few weeks, doing some market research. Have had varying degrees of luck, but mostly bad. They all reply to your message with a wall of text containing various emojis and empty promises. They one thing they all offer is "trato de novia" which translates to "girlfriend treatment", which you would be forgiven for thinking is the same as what we call the girlfriend treatment in North America. Its not that however. You may think to ask the service provider (her manager pretending to be her) what she means by Trato de novia with the kissy emoji beside it. She may tell you it means kisses (which only adds confusion when kisses was already part of the list). More likely she won't reply at all. Worry not, I'm here to explain it. Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.

Good one! We've all been through these.

To improve your odds with photoprepagos and mileroticos, it is best to select the ones with reviews (more than 1 is better). On photoprepagos you add 'con experiencias' to search filter, on mileroticos I always search the listed phone against reviews on foroprepagos or similar review forums.

[OJeito]

If your exchange need isn't urgent I would head up north. Find Centro Comercial Unicentro. Just to the west, across the street is a small mall that is almost entirely money exchange places. You'll have 15-20 places to compare rates.

Fantastic intel señor jjbee! I've been patiently waiting for an informative post about competitive exchange houses outside the baggage carousel exchange place in the airport. Indeed, You are a legend and a sport fukker extraordinaire. Muchas gracias amigo.

[Voodoo Jones]

My personal recommendation for Bogota accommodations is Area 97 in Chapinero (I booked through AirBnB because it was slightly cheaper than their site). It's your own apartment with a kitchen, has security with mandatory ID for visitors, and close to Parque 93. Everything is within walking distance: multiple banks with ATMs, a pharmacy, convenience stores, a grocery store, bars, and restaurants. They also provide a small personal heater that I kept running most of the time.

[JackEnBogo]

Climate control is not an issue here in Bogota.

Heat is completely unnecessary here in Bogota. I'm sitting here in my AirBnb, in a pair of jeans and shirtless. I'm perfectly comfortable. Heating is a non-issue. Non-existent problem solved. Accounts of cold rooms are likely to be fictitious.

At night, the temperature often gets into the low 40's F. The neighborhoods up on the hills get colder. How comfortable an apartment is will also depend on how well insulated it is and whether it gets morning sun exposure.

For us mongers, I recommend an electric blanket. There are inexpensive ones on Amazon. Chicas love it on chilly days.

[Frisky Frank]

When I got into town on November 11th the rate was 805 and the baggage claim cambio was 4750. The next day I took some cash to a centro commercial and negotiated 820, while that days rate had dropped to 4764. Don't be afraid to shop around. Explore the city and negotiate with the cambios. The more you exchange in 100 dollar bills the better your rate will be. ATMs will typically give you yesterdays closing rate if you decline the ATMs banks rate.

I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.

[JjBee62]

I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.

If your exchange need isn't urgent I would head up north. Find Centro Comercial Unicentro. Just to the west, across the street is a small mall that is almost entirely money exchange places. You'll have 15-20 places to compare rates.

[Kib123]

Best bet currently is at the cambio right next to the Baggage carousel last month I got 4800 when the official wes 4880. No fee, bring see notes if your from the USA.

I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.

[Kib123]

TalkYes, your are new here but your few posts have been very enjoyable and informative. Please keep it up.

Thanks for calling out the price control police who believe anyone venturing out of Santa Fe should be permanently banished to celibacy island. A lot of us venture here for quality (both looks and experience), and are willing to pay what we are comfortable with for it. Most people who prefer this type of quality are guaranteed disappointment in Santa Fe, and should be left to share their experiences in peace.

By the way, if the pics you posted was one of your exploits, you truly hit the jackpot, feel free to throw her number my way.

[LatinaLover#1]

First of all, you know nothing of my experience but the fact that you're so eager to attack my character rather than my argument by taking that angle says a lot, as does calling me "cupcake" and "narcest". Second, the error you think you see in my tomato argument was intentional. There are organic tomatoes, vine, cherry, plum etc just like there are seeking girls, casa gorls, massage girls, street girls etc.

If you don't understand the difference of comparing apples and oranges I can't help you. You are now on ignore.

[Haokool]

Years ago, this shit happened to me in China.

She was getting on my nerves, I totally locked her body, the shrimp couldn't move, I ended up breaking a pussy for real.

300 RMB for a great medieval session.

"Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break. ".

I've had my share of sessions with girls from photoprepagos and mileroticos over the last few weeks, doing some market research. Have had varying degrees of luck, but mostly bad. They all reply to your message with a wall of text containing various emojis and empty promises. They one thing they all offer is "trato de novia" which translates to "girlfriend treatment", which you would be forgiven for thinking is the same as what we call the girlfriend treatment in North America. Its not that however. You may think to ask the service provider (her manager pretending to be her) what she means by Trato de novia with the kissy emoji beside it. She may tell you it means kisses (which only adds confusion when kisses was already part of the list). More likely she won't reply at all. Worry not, I'm here to explain it. Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Ignoring you when you ask "como estas?" and just generally being rude.

Asking for payment up front and forgetting your change.

Asking you why you're still wearing clothes before making any attempt at touch or seduction.

Pecks on the neck, earlobe, and shoulder while avoiding your mouth at all costs. This is called "besos".

Not helping you get hard.

Putting a condom on your dick while its soft or making you do it.

Getting pissed at you for touching your dick with the condom on.

Getting pissed at you for trying to finger her even though you washed your hands.

Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break.

Insisting that you hurry up and cum despite not allowing you to get into a rhythm and preventing you from going too deep.

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.

[Eszpresszo]

So, fun fact indoor heating in Bogota is sparse. Can anyone suggest a girl friendly hotel that has heat. I have a reservation for the Ibis museo hotel. This one has a recent review from last month talking about cold rooms and no heat. I got this recommendation from this board. I guess warm rooms isn't an implied standard LOL. Just jokes people I don't mean to offend.

Climate control is not an issue here in Bogota. Bogota is cool year round, but never cold. The air is usually quite dry due to the altitude (though it has been raining here intermittently since I arrived Friday. The location near the equator means the climate changes little year round. There are no seasons here. Heat is completely unnecessary here in Bogota. I'm sitting here in my AirBnb, in a pair of jeans and shirtless. I'm perfectly comfortable. Heating is a non-issue. Non-existent problem solved. Accounts of cold rooms are likely to be fictitious.

Now, in Cali, air-conditioning could be an issue. But, I spent a week there back in 2019 and I don't recall it being a problem. Here in Bogota, you just need a light jacket to wear outside in the evenings, an umbrella when it rains, and you're good. A long sleeve shirt alone will get you through most of the daylight hours.

Note: I'm attaching a photo of my passport stamp from last Friday, so you will understand I'm not just talking crap.