Pattaya Reports

[Stinky Squid]

So I came back for my nice rack MILF who had danced so provocative for me, as I had promised her. But she "betrayed" me as I knew could happen. And perky nipples I couldn't discern when they came out. Probably better next time to come back at 1 am and go in, or come at midnight and do the selection then and stay with them.

Or, perhaps I interview all the ones I might like, and peomise them all I will take them, and so if more than one remains available, stick to my word.

I wonder if they charge barfine if you take her out a half hour before closing? Well, I'll find out next time. Tomorrow I have to go back and frown at my date and interview perky nipples. Or I skip this joint and go to the next, then come back in a few days.

And I don't need to prove anything to Paolo and yes they are lazy but there are exceptions. When I'm done with the gogo routine I'll venture to find those. May I ask approximate age of Paolo? Because that is the key here, breaking through the age discrimination. Tomorrow I'll extend my stay for another 45 days. Glad I'm not in a life of slavery labor.

[RacShack]

Sounds like you're not even in Pattaya.

What's the name of the bar opposite to Lollipop in soi6?

And what's the name of the adjacent bar on the left when you're back is facing Lollipop?

I can see him now from moms basement looking at utube videos to answer questions, funny!

[SandyBaby]

Brethren, Visited pattaya last time. As it was first, didn't know what to expect. Took girls from soi6 multiple times for long time at 2 k (old), 2. 5 k (young).

Bar fines couldn't figure out yet. Had to pay min 500 to 750 BHT.

Planning to visit again, would like to know if I these are the usual rates or I can negotiate better or if the timing matters for bar fine.

Will try both GOGO and SOIs this time.

TIA.

[Axel Heyst]

Axel is not even on the ground.

Paolo,

I freely admit that. Read my last post. I am just honestly reporting what some of my pals who have visited the area tell me plus what I have read in many recent reports about various Go Go's that I used to frequent all the time. I have never said you can't have a good time in Pat and at some point in the future I will endure the 24-hour flight and return not just to LOS but to Phnom Penh, Jakarta, and the PI as well. I just represent a number of punters who were locked out of Thailand and SEA in 2020 and who found a new playground populated with smokin' hot girls who are super passionate in bed and just 7 hours and 45 minutes from my hometown. The more choices we have the better.

[Paolo99]

Here is another report to stop the trash talk on Pattaya from guys that are not even on the ground.

Each time I went in soi6 was around 19 o'clock and sometimes around 21.

That time it was around 19 on a Thursday evening, not the busiest night (Saturday nights seemed the busiest from what I've seen).

When I past that shop, that girl had a bit of my attention because she had a distinctive look compared to most other girls on the soi. It looked to me that she had some Chinese features, plus I could tell she had put some work in her hairstyle to look different (black hairs not as long as other girls, hairs arriving just upper her shoulders).

I didn't saw anything in the end of the soi so I came back and went straight to her.

She looked completely bored, didn't even looked at me and was probably in her own thoughts at that time.

Side note to the stinky guy, that alone doesn't mean the girl is lazy, maybe she has seen hundreds of stinky guys walking up and down the soi everyday, maybe she tried to wave them in but these guys didn't even paid attention to her and maybe she saw that these guys didn't even put a foot in any of the shops before leaving the soi.

When she saw me coming to her, her eyes illuminated and she smiled instantly, got up and took my hand.

I sat on the chair at the entrance of the bar. I asked her the price of the drink and she showed three with her fingers. She was trying to say she's been working there for three days only, so didn't know any prices.

The mamasan was not far, she took my order (beer at 85) and asked me if I pay a drink for the girl. I said yes, but only for sangsom. She said "sangsom with soda, right". I said "no, sangsom on the rock for her". She gave me a bad look like" hey man, how can you do that to that little girl? Obviously she and I didn't know what her little girl is made of.

That girl looked constantly happy and smiling, her face is different that the typical Eesan girls faces (white skin and very little make up), her body is excellent (except she is a bit short), her skin's color is very light, she wears braces, no baby, sweet and small pussy, very beautiful small boobs. She is the first girl I saw wearing these patches on her nipples. She said it's because some customers like to squizze them and it hurts her. See Stinky? You had a lot of griefs against these girls but it looks like they have also a lot to say about shitty customers.

She just started working there (3 days), and worked in 7/11 in Chonburi for 2 years before coming to Pattaya with her friend (they live together and work in the same bar and both of them are coming from Mookdahan (Eesan)).

I chose my seat very well because that bar has a mirror on the wall at the entrance on the right hand side, and I was sitting opposite to that mirror. Dream was standing in front of me and we were cuddling, talking and joking. My hands were all over her while we were constantly kissing each other, and from time to time I would get her skirt up and look at the shape of her beautiful ass wearing her black G-string in the mirror (that ass looked and felt perfect). She is not shy, there was a guy sitting on the opposite side, he could see everything, she didn't care, it's always a good point when the girl isn't shy in front of other customers or passer by.

That girl loves to dance and loves to get "mao" (drunk). The sangsom on the rock is nothing for her, I was having a good time with her so offered her a 2nd drink but that time I learned my lesson and ordered sangsom soda, at least she would make it last longer.

When it was time to go upstairs, she said something in my ear "chan ao mai keng na", which exact translation is "I'm not good at boomboom", in other words she is inexperienced. I thought it's cute from her to say that, she didn't want me to get disappointed in the room. See stinky? These girls have their own consideration too, and it's not only that they don't want to perform, but sometimes they don't know how to perform as anybody learning something new.

I told her "don't worry I'll do everything "baobao"(meaning softly) and "tchaatchaa" (meaning slowly)". She made me swear it and we went up to the room.

350 for the room, 160 for each LD and 1000 for her. The room was very good (the best I've sampled in soi6) and very clean. The whole bar gave me a very good impression, cleanliness of the place, room looked renovated, girl's uniform, and prices on par with other bars on soi6.

Upstairs everything was on the menu (no A+ and no rimming), DFK, DATY, and even a short BBBJ. She was just a bit tensed during the DATY, but the whole session went very smoothly.

So many trash talk about these girls, but personally I know that these moments are the ones that I will miss the most when I'll leave that paradise called Pattaya, and will be back to my life of slavery labour.

[Stinky Squid]

If anyone is a fan of perky nipples, I will give you a hint soon. Just remind me.

I now make it a routine that for late lunch and dinner I have no beer, and I confine the beer drinking to the GoGo bars. The reason: the draught beer for 65 or 75 bucks is an OK price, no need for bottled beer and about the same amount, and then the show is free. So I now have the program to check out every gogo bar around just to have a beer and see what happens. Doctor's orders.

And so I found a shy girl with perky nipples, for whom I will have to go back. But then on shift change up came a big rack mamma dancing provocative for me and so I had to reward her with a drink. We had a good chemistry and she quoted 4000 LT. Yes it is not cheap, but I don't give a fuck about money right now. Besides, the hotel for 150 Brazilian Real is hard to beat as high season hits Brazil too right now. Brazil can wait. And I save on the bar fine by picking her up at 1:45 am or so. Or I go back for the last half hour before they close. That way, if she "betrayed" me and walked out with another customer, I will try to catch the shy girl with perky nipples. After all, eye contact we already made, just I didn't feel like really double scheduling yet.

2 am isn't sooo late for an LT, and so we can save on the crazy excessive 2000 baht bar fine by just waiting until the end. I think this is the way to deal with gogo bars. Drink beer there and get the show for free, reserve beer bars for coke or water, and find multiple options and if anything sticks, come back for harvest at closing time.

Problem solved.

[Tim Timms]

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[Paolo99]

Thailand is a shit place,

I think we got your point of view.

These girls are lazy. And sure you can put a good spin on this, of course they are smart.

Lazy? Some of them are.

But smart? Not really.

I could think of lovely, cute, good looking, sexy, service oriented, interested, disinterested, opportunistic, stupid, crazy, funny, dirty, but smart? No sorry.

My point is here they are somehow spoiled to the max. This place is worthless. Sure you can squeeze out some mechanical sex.

What are you expecting from them? Porn moves?

This place is shit.

Time for you to leave if you've ever been there.

I can't even get off on vanilla sex, and hey, it's not mish position that sucks, its doggy style.

You finally got it. You are the root of your disappointments, not they.

[Paolo99]

Axel is getting the gist. It's not just me.

Axel is not even on the ground, just like you.

[Paolo99]

Just watch you tube. I've rarely seen accosters on Soi6.

Again Soi 6 is full of 1,000 baht girls. Just not an attractive bunch. If they were just a bit attractive they wouldn't be Happy with 1,000 baht.

Yeah make assumptions from Youtube videos instead of listening to the guys that are experiencing it on the ground.

Who knows what the stinky guy talks about, his post are complete nonsense.

Same goes for the guys that explores nothing. Lack of girls he says. Where is the lack of girls? They are all over the place in Pattaya (maybe even more than before precovid).

Then he says too many girls are drink only, but when you ask him to tell the name of bars or to be precise, no answer.

You like to pay more than 1000 baht to the girl is good for you (and for her obviously), but it doesn't make your girl better nor better looking that the other ones.

Plus a lot of guys seem happy with the girls that charge them 1000 baht, if you don't like it just leave these girls for these guys, no need to trash talk them all the time.

There's a market for everyone in this place.

[Axel Heyst]

Your experiences on soi 6 are completely different to mine. Over the past three weeks I've fucked ten girls on soi 6 and they were great. All young and pretty and two (maybe three) of them were superstars (a winning combination of good looks, great attitude and amazing sex). <snip>

I agree things are different on soi 6 these days. In the past you'd go in and be swarmed upon by eager girls, nowadays a lot of the girls stay at the front of the bar looking disinterested, sit in the back eating, or are prepping their hair in the mirror. You need to summon a girl to join you, especially in the numerous Nightwish bars.

I'm guessing if you were ignored, you simply weren't proactive enough. Once you get talking to the girls, they're friendly and eager to please. Of course there are exceptions. One pretty girl I bought a drink for didn't make any effort with conversation and another told me she didn't go with customers, but I chatted with a LOT of girls on soi 6 and these were my only negative experiences. Half of the girls spoke very little English but I still had lots of fun communicating with them. I wouldn't have taken any of them upstairs if we didn't click on some level in the bar. Of the ten girls, only two were starfish and most of them provided really memorable sessions. In my opinion soi 6 is a fantastic place.

I have not seen a shortage of guys in these places who are not content buying plenty of drinks for themselves and the ladies. Just look at SL's posts.

Mr E, I respect your opinion and I have read SL's trip report. His recent posts are fact based & very interesting. But he does point out that some things have changed on Soi 6. Most critical to how I view the current state of affairs in LOS from halfway around the world is that several of my friends, all notable contributors to this forum, have visited Thailand in 2022 and what they are telling me. The consensus opinion among them is things have changed for the worse and that they currently prefer Phnom Penh and Jakarta over BKK & Pat.

I have no doubt that when I return to LOS at some future and as yet undetermined date, I will have a good time, but that is because I know my way around, I am versatile and can adapt to new circumstances on the ground. I will not put up with a lot horse shit from the girls or their respective establishments. As you point out there are still a lot of different ways to find "good" girls in Pat besides Go Go's and Soi 6. The issue for me is that I like Go Go's. 555. Pin Up, for example, pre covid was a fucking great bar. I understand that currently it is still very popular and crowded every night despite their drink policy and expensive barfines. As long as they have a bountiful supply of pretty girls I can understand why. But in lessor quality joints there may be a problem. We shall see. Disneyland is still pulling in the customers even though they charge outrageous prices and there are long lines to every ride. Ha Ha. Go figure.

[Stinky Squid]

Got to say, Sir Lancelot is giving some inspiring reports. Maybe I should stay after all to figure this out. I felt homesick to my Brazil and really looking forward to coming back. But then, I did have a nice session at Excite Club today. The black haired cutie was sitting out just as I came from late lunch and we made eye contact and I felt welcome not ignored and I jumped on the opportunity. And she seemed to sense how I like it and was giving and not withholding and I enjoyed. And now Ifeel I should crack this Soi 6 thing still before I leave. Just need to push through. I'm still not decided, but since I am free to do whatever I want and to avoid the hot high season in Rio and Sampa, I figure why not come home in January with a more pleasant memories? Thanks Sir Lancelot for inspiring reports.

I was briefly at King's Club after my Excite session, just to see how that is. Ladies were older and fewer. I like Excite better. There are at least 2 staff members I like.

BTW, I paid 1000 for the girl, 240 for the room and 200 for my and her drink.

[Paolo99]

Now do me a favor and don't all come to Brazil to spoil it here. Stay in your Pattaya shithole and gp through the motions. Buy that lady drink for a girl who has no intention to please you.

Sounds like you're not even in Pattaya.

What's the name of the bar opposite to Lollipop in soi6?

And what's the name of the adjacent bar on the left when you're back is facing Lollipop?

[Volterra]

This is the last day of my diary. I hope you've enjoyed reading and it has provided you with useful up-to-date information on prices and venues, as well as what to expect in terms of the girls, attitudes and experiences. I've tried to be as honest as possible, to give would-be visitors a snapshot of what to expect. If you've enjoyed reading, this diary, plus a lot of night-time footage, will be featured on my friend's Youtube channel, Eyes of Owen, in early December.

Sir Lancelot, my kudos to your extraordinary travelogue. It's a genuine magnum opus! But WTF, do you have a personal stenographer stashed away in your hotel room or something? We're talking epic novel here. How can you pound out so many lengthy field reports when you're pounding an average of 1. 5 a day plus all the conversation, chasing, and drinks in between. If there's a new drug we don't know about, pray tell mate!

Lots of conflicting perspectives about Pattaya here between your version and Stinky Squid's. I don't recall seeing any reference to your age. Are you by chance young, handsome, and smiling, which could greatly contribute to your pull with these girls? Or is it more the glow of being away from home on a prolonged lecherous adventure?

Sounds like Stinky Squid got off to a bad start and couldn't put the necessary smile back on his face. So he'll probably do better in a more cerebral atmosphere of Brazil (not to say that you're not cerebral, LOL). But I'm genuinely torn about whether to make a pass through Pattaya during my upcoming TH trip or by-pass altogether. I'd hate to get inspired by all your success only to fall flat on my face. But guess that's the risk we all take. Hearty thanks for the good reads anyway and good flight back.

[Volterra]

After I showered I was drying myself off with a towel when she laughed and pointed at my dick gently swinging from side to side. She spun her finger and asked 'can you do?' So I stood there in the bathroom door doing 'the helicopter', reducing her to hysterics. A proud moment for sure..

Haha, I'm going to learn how to play guitar and write a new smash hit in honour of Lancelot's Helicopter Ride. "Everybody's doing the helicopter. Come on baby, do the helicopter".

Many, I'm going to try that when I get to TH in a few weeks. Thanks for the idea mate.