Bangkok Reports

[EihTooms]

This agency is clearly worth exploring. I read their website and it states, "Body Bliss is an erotic outcall massage Bangkok service that focuses solely on ensuring our customers have all of their dreams fulfilled. " My dream is to have the beautiful girl who gave me an exquisite blow job follow up by fucking me bareback. Do you know if BBFS is on the menu?

As stated, you can email them and ask.

Now, if by "exquisite blowjob" you mean at least a BBBJ+CIM+Swallow, then with the addition of BBFS+CIP as the "fulfilled dreams" you tell them you are looking for, their reply ought to be quite interesting.

I would say any reply in the affirmative from any Escort Agency, Massage Shop or so-called PSE Happy Ending Shop in the country for either of those perfectly reasonable "dreams" that many, many punters would dearly love to have "fulfilled" would be rather Earth-shattering news here and skyrocket that agency or shop to the top of the most popular and successful Thai pay for sex businesses of all time.

So please do report the replies you get from those emails.

[StrikerAZ]

First of all, shout out to Newton York for his detailed treasure trove of a report.

Prelude (skip if you want to get to the juicy bits):

This is a story of how I fucked up and ended up in Bangkok alone, tired, and horny.

Some useful info. My age is in the early 40's, I'm ethnically Chinese and can pass for Thai until the locals start speaking to me in Thai.

It actually begins while I was visiting family in a nearby Asian country and decided to satisfy my urges by using one of the many online services to book a lady. She ended up being Thai and after my many sessions of 8, 4, and 4 hours and spending way to much money, I had to return back to the states. We kept in touch by line and she was being proactive and reaching out to me with "I miss you" messages and photos of her civilian life at home and with friends. So I made an impulsive decision to book a one way ticket to Bangkok just to see her again.

After 40 hours that included an 8 hour layover in Los Angeles and 14 hours in Tokyo, I finally arrive in Bangkok weary but excited to see her. However, you can probably guess what happens next.

This is when she started taking a long time to respond to my texts. It would sometimes take anywhere from 12 to 24 hours before she responded. Finally, she told me she was working at a bar and that she was too tired after work to do anything. She said it was a bar called Eric and she gets drunk every night. I'm guessing it's a go go bar but who knows. Then comes the sob story. Her mom owes money and she is making money to help her mom pay it back. That is the only reason she is working at the bar just for two weeks.

But but but, she told me if I was willing to help out and give her 45,000 be then she can take a couple days off work to spend with me instead.

I almost make the rookie mistake of agreeing to help out, but then I came to my senses and decided to cut my losses. After all, I was in Bangkok solo, with two weeks to go, and there are plenty of opportunities to get satisfaction. And guess what? It's been 48 hours and she hasn't even sent me a message.

MAIN:

So here I am in Bangkok with a wallet full of Bahts and all the cute civilians making me horny.

I was here five years previously with my family and stayed at the Hilton Sukhumvit. Unbeknownst to me at the time, there is a ton of massage / soapy / brothels within spitting distance of the hotel and the Phrom Phong BTS station. This time I came prepared so I decided to stay at the same location.

Day 1.

102 Massage Bangkok.

I decided to shake off my foolishness by visiting the same massage place I've been to five years ago. The girls were all lounging outside but they all same in and stood in a line up when I arrived. The same French guy was there directing the ladies and he named each of the girls in the line up. I was in the mood for someone tall and thin with a pretty face so I decided on Joy. The other girls didn't seem too happy and were making some comments in Thai LOL.

We went up to the counter together and I paid about 2700 for 1 hour and also got her a lady drink for 160. After the bill was settled, she led me upstairs to a room and told me to get comfortable while she went to get her little basket of toiletries. I took off all my clothes and sat on the bed to wait while she was gone. When she came back, she was shocked to find me completely naked. We had a laugh about it and we proceeded to get showered. After she washed me down, she had me lay face down on the bed and gave me a non professional but still enjoyable massage.

On the flip is where the fun started and I'm sure most of you know the routine already. Licking nipples, stroking the cock, light uncovered BJ, then on comes the condom and cowgirl. After a minute or two of her on top, she asked to switch and have me do the work in missionary. I return the favor and start licking her nipples and then kissing my way down to her pussy. I started eating her out but she wasn't able to handle it because she is ticklish. Which incidentally I have noticed half the Thai women have the same issue. I proceeded to put a pillow under her ass as that tends to give me a better position to hit her g spot in missionary. I went at it for another 5 to 10 minutes or so in various styles with me on top before I shot my load.

After she cleaned me up, we lay on the bed for a little bit chatting until my time was up. I find out that she is from Hua Hin and will be returning home in a couple days. We parted ways and I went home to my hotel satisfied and caught up on some much needed sleep.

Day 2.

I'm a romantic at heart, so I enjoy making connections with my lady friends and really insist of GFE when deciding on my encounters. Which plays into what happens later this night and one of the reasons I came to Bangkok expecting everything and getting nothing. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake and if they do there are ways to recover from it.

I've been to Bangkok before so I've already seen all the usual sights. I wanted to get out and do something so I took the BTS to Chatuchak weekend market for some lunch and people watching. OMG was the market huge. I spent about 3 hours there and didn't even cover a fraction of it. They sell pretty much anything and everything, and even though it was geared towards tourists it was something to behold. It was also hot as sweaty balls but I also saw many cute and hot civvies, which got my engines going again.

Kamagra at Southeast Pharmacy.

While riding the BTS on the way back from Chatuchak, I decided to get some medical aid for my mattress mambo activities. From other posts, Kamagra seems to be the go to and Southeast Pharmacy next to Nana BTS Station was conveniently on the way back to the hotel.

FYI: There are conflicting reports on whether you need a prescription to buy Kamagra. I was able to buy a pack without any issue. A pack of 8, variety flavor, was 400 be. Kamagra comes in little gel packs, similar to those hydration energy packs you would take for hiking or other outdoor activities. They are flavored such as vanilla, grape, orange, etc but they still have a horrible aftertaste.

And of course, as luck would have it, as soon as I left the pharmacy I saw plenty or road side vendors selling Kamagra on their tables. As to whether they are genuine or not, I didn't want to take the chance that they are counterfeit.

Thermae.

I've read a lot about Thermae on this forum and wanted to try something different from the usual massage place or go go bar. Which incidentally I still haven't been to a go go bar.

Thermae opens at 20:00 so I took a nap to regain some energy. At about 19:30 I took my dose of Kamagra and headed out. By the time I got there, which I didn't realize was right next door to Southeast Pharmacy, the place was already pretty packed.

First thing when you walk down to the basement to enter is a guy turning you towards the bar to buy your required 1 drink. I paid 120 be for a beer and then turned around to survey the place.

The majority of the girls stood by the walls or booths on the perimeter of the room. The center area has bar tops where a lot of guys seem to be sitting and nursing their beers while gawking at the girls. It feels oddly like a high school dance except all the socially awkward kids are in the middle and the pretty girls were the wall flies. Like other posters have mentioned, the vast majority of johns were East Asians. Think Japanese, Korean, and a sprinkling of Chinese. There were also some Indians but I don't really recall seeing any white guys. The girls won't approach you, they will only make eye contact and might smile at you, so it's up to you to take the initiative and approach them to being negotiations.

It also reminded me of a school of fish in the ocean. There were groups of guys that would circle the room checking out the girls and it was always in the clockwise direction. It was pretty funny seeing the action.

As mentioned earlier I'm a romantic so I started making my approaches asking for Long Time. It was early so half the girls I talked to only wanted Short Time. Of the ones were willing to go LT, I got quoted anywhere from 7000 to 10000. Some wanted to leave at 04:00 and other were willing to stay until 07:00. After I got the price, I started asking for my requirements such as DFK, BBBJ, DATY, etc etc.

These girls are all Freelancers, with day jobs, so they can set their own price and conditions. Seven unsuccessful attempts later, I finally found one that met all my requirements. 7000 LT, braces, 152 cm, 46 kg, looks to be in her early 20's but is actually 30, her name is Ai. I know, I know, 7000 is a lot but by that time I was fatigued by all the choices and just wanted to get back to my hotel room with a lady and I've never been with a brace face before. By the time I left with my girl, it was 20:45 and I've only seen a handful of guys leave the bar with a girl. Most of the other guys were still awkwardly staring at the girls and nursing their drinks.

As soon as we stepped out on to the street, we were approached by the taxi rank representative. He asked me where we were going and I was quoted 200 be to get back to the Hilton. I already knew it was overpriced but at that point I didn't care. Ai and I made some small talk during the ride and her English was pretty decent. It didn't take long to get ack to the Hotel and I speed walked us past reception and to the elevator, since I wasn't sure if the hotel was guest friendly.

We got up to my hotel room without incident and Ai proceeded to make herself at home. After some small talk she went to take a shower and get herself ready. When she was done I went for a shower as well. I got out of the shower and she was already under the covers.

I should also mention I'm clean shaven down under, and girls seem to appreciate this and makes you look safer disease wise and makes them more willing perform extra services.

She began with the usual routine, kissing and licking my nipples, then stroking my cock. This led to licking of my balls and shaft. After I bit I guided her up and proceed with some passionate DFK. I flipped her on her back and kissed and licked her body all the way down to her pussy, which was all natural and unshaven. She was a bit embarrassed so she held her pussy hair out of the way while I ate her out. I dined down there for a good 15 minutes and she really seemed to enjoy it. I would have kept going but she stopped me as she was getting too sensitive.

It was my turn so she put a condom on my cock and we started with missionary. We tried various positions with her on her back for about 10-15 minutes. I've had a few drinks before hand so it was taking a while to cum and I think she was getting sore because after a bit she said it was getting painful. We settled on sideways spoon and after 3 minutes I finished. She jumped up and ran to the bathroom while saying, so much cum, so much cum. I found it hilarious.

After we both cleaned up, we headed out to grab some food since I was feeling a bit peckish. It was late and a lot of shops are closed so choices were limited. We ended up at a restaurant called Great Shanghai that was still open. I ordered 2 dishes, 2 eggs, rice, and 2 drinks. Total damage was 280 be.

Once we filled up we headed back to the hotel for round 2. Like before, made some small talk. She showed me photo of her family including her fat older sister and the sister's trans boyfriend. She also told me she was 1 of 6 siblings. She had a Japanese ex-boyfriend etc etc. She dislikes alcohol but was vaping the whole time while in my room haha.

02:00 rolled around and I was ready for round 2, so we got in bed and proceed to do the deed. I finished quicker this time and she made her run to the bathroom right after wards. She got cleaned up and we parted ways at around 03:00. I could have held her longer but she had an hour ride back to her home and I was feeling tired anyways. I got her line and phone number and we agreed to meet again the next day.

I think I've already written too much so I'll save to the rest for another post. To be continued.

[Tim Timms]

Someone asked why more guys arent touchy feely in CRAZY HOUSE agogo.

My general experience is that those that allow that are of the beach road pattaya quality type. No Thank You.

[RacShack]

This agency is clearly worth exploring. I read their website and it states, "Body Bliss is an erotic outcall massage Bangkok service that focuses solely on ensuring our customers have all of their dreams fulfilled. " My dream is to have the beautiful girl who gave me an exquisite blow job follow up by fucking me bareback. Do you know if BBFS is on the menu?

You seen their site, you like it, email them and ask, and you will have first hand information bud!

[11Bravo]

Mee too my friend, but she won't be, or if she is, she will have another name, assuming she gave hime the right name in the first place, or it will be a common name anyway and you will waste your time finding someone who doesn't exist.

Unless you yourself have her Line.

Remember, in Thailand, the rule is if you want to change your luck or avoid evil spirits or Kru Khmer, change your name.

Why, for the keepers, you want to always get (or at least ask for) their Line. Makes it easy to directly reconnect with them again even if they have changed shops, employers, aliases, etc. And because you are communicating directly, eliminates substitutions from shop if common name of replacement employee.

[Nyezhov]

Great review. I can't wait to be there in January. Can you share the name of the girl?

Mee too my friend, but she won't be, or if she is, she will have another name, assuming she gave hime the right name in the first place, or it will be a common name anyway and you will waste your time finding someone who doesn't exist.

Unless you yourself have her Line.

Remember, in Thailand, the rule is if you want to change your luck or avoid evil spirits or Kru Khmer, change your name.

[MamaGuevos]

Was at the hotel watching the Croatia. Brazil game (yay Croatia!) when I had a thought: this game would better with a blowjob.

An internet search came up with this establishment, so I took the plunge. I communicated with them over chat and they provided me with a price list and asked me for my preferences.////////A good night in Bangkok indeed.

I'm going to go have breakfast now. I slept like a baby.

https://bodyblissbangkok.com/

This agency is clearly worth exploring. I read their website and it states, "Body Bliss is an erotic outcall massage Bangkok service that focuses solely on ensuring our customers have all of their dreams fulfilled. " My dream is to have the beautiful girl who gave me an exquisite blow job follow up by fucking me bareback. Do you know if BBFS is on the menu?

[MamaGuevos]

Why would you bring Marijuana into Thailand. It is available for sale in Bangkok and Pattaya, legally, on every street corner.

Its good to read its easily available in BKK. In fact, availability was my question (see FR 52688).

My thanks to everyone who answered my query, even the ones who think my friend is crazy for having brought marijuana into BKK every year for the last decade, and were not shy about telling me so. For the record, I agree.

[HardDrive]

I don't bring in the pot, my friend does. I have told him not to do this, but I am not his mother and I cannot stop him. I am not certain how he hides the stuff and I do not go through Immigration and Customs with him so if he gets arrested, I won't be going with him to jail.

Those are the limits to my caution as I have found that many of the girls have marijuana on them. I know this, because he often smokes with them, and when I meet the same girls (we sometimes trade girls when we find good ones), they know we are friends and ask me if I want to smoke. When I tell them I don't have weed, they sometimes light up their own. Would you advise me to kick them out of my hotel room?

In any case, as marijuana has been decriminalized, I imagine he might get off rather lightly.

By the way, the only drug I partake in is scotch whiskey.

Why would you bring Marijuana into Thailand. It is available for sale in Bangkok and Pattaya, legally, on every street corner.

[MamaGuevos]

THIS time? That's a bozo-no-no, traveling with ANYONE carrying drugs, regardless of dress. Well, unless you're looking to star in the newest addition of "Banged Up Abroad". It never happens until it does.

I don't bring in the pot, my friend does. I have told him not to do this, but I am not his mother and I cannot stop him. I am not certain how he hides the stuff and I do not go through Immigration and Customs with him so if he gets arrested, I won't be going with him to jail.

Those are the limits to my caution as I have found that many of the girls have marijuana on them. I know this, because he often smokes with them, and when I meet the same girls (we sometimes trade girls when we find good ones), they know we are friends and ask me if I want to smoke. When I tell them I don't have weed, they sometimes light up their own. Would you advise me to kick them out of my hotel room?

In any case, as marijuana has been decriminalized, I imagine he might get off rather lightly.

By the way, the only drug I partake in is scotch whiskey.

[ChuchoLoco]

I mean, lets not BS ourselves. There's no need to buy these girls drinks or any of that shit anyways. All they want is your money, if you want to bang them, just do it and forget the lady drinks.

You are correct GM and I would only add that all we want is their mouth, poos and azz. Seems like a decent trade. Drinks are an option and an individual's choice. If it works do it but don't be the fool.

[11Bravo]

They added that this might happen by January, just as my wingman and I are supposed to visit. I do not smoke marijuana, but he always smuggles some into the country (against my advice! We are both old guys in suits, so we do not look like pot smugglers, but I would like to be able to tell him not to bother this time.

THIS time? That's a bozo-no-no, traveling with ANYONE carrying drugs, regardless of dress. Well, unless you're looking to star in the newest addition of "Banged Up Abroad". It never happens until it does.

[11Bravo]

I mean, lets not BS ourselves. There's no need to buy these girls drinks or any of that shit anyways. All they want is your money, if you want to bang them, just do it and forget the lady drinks.

Imagine bar hopping. You showing your 10 to everyone. You the Man.
Then all her Friends show up wanting a Drinkie-. Are you Brave enough to say F. K OFF.
Your $200 barfine might cost you $500 or more depending on your constitution. Haha.
I've seen it numerous times a guy sits at a Rainbow with his Brown Barfine. Over time one thinks that's a lot of drinks that guy is Buying. Everyone having a good time except him.

Actually, yes. Well, "Fuck Off" would be too harsh. But I will buy 1 Lady Drink for 1 of my chosen girl's "friend, sister, cousin", whatever. Then when the follow up friend, sister, cousin shows up asking for a drink and I don't want to buy them one I simply wai, smile and say "Mai dai. " (can not). I will even refuse that way when my girl asks me to buy one for them if I am not interested in meeting the new girl.

For me, is there really a contradiction in the various opinions here. One, of course she wants your money, it's business. But, you can have fun while conducting business, and I CAN and DO talk with the girl, making it clear, with an "OK, ONE", or (not as erudite as Mr. Tooms; thanks for the new phrase), but I can and do say (English), "No, cannot" with a shrug of my shoulders. In 29 years, I've never been stabbed, spit on, hit, induced tears, induced a temper tantrum, received a cold shoulder, etc. Because she does want my money. As far as HER losing face? NOPE. Because she DID ask, and it's not HER fault she's with a Cheap Charlie. Me losing face? They know a player when they see one. I don't need to impress them with my largesse; that's bush league. Now I might not be correct, but in my own mind, to my satisfaction, I understand the purpose of her request: insurance with reciprocity. Serves to level out the feast / famine of the business. She contributes a drink to her friend; when the situation is reversed, the friend does so to her. But it is one drink for a friend if I so choose, and one for her if I've ordered one when traveling.

There has been a few exceptions: if the primary target has LIMITED English, we're having a GREAT time, and she brings over a friend who can translate. AFTER a period of time, I will buy both a lady drink because, like HoustonPlayer I am enjoying the company / conversation. Now, I can't say if the subsequent entertainment has been specifically reduced due to my refusal of multiple drinks. I wouldn't know, because given I've had a good time, the friendly banter, before leaving a STRONG indication I'll have a good time later, IMHO. I've never had anyone try the bring back a NUMBER of drinks; MY experience, the girls are VERY astute in sussing YOU out within minutes, especially if you've been talking with her.

For me, it's simple to find someone to have sex with. The challenge, readily accepted, is to find those that are multi-dimensional fun. Those are the Line's obtained, and before that, the phone numbers (ah, Line so much simpler and cheaper).

And that's me, SMILING, having a good time, in the bar AND back in the room. Again, thanks for the update, HoustonPlayer.

HaHa spa guys telling go-go guys how to spend their money. I love it. I never go to a Go-Go bar looking to barfine a lady. I go because I like drinking with my friends and my favorite girls. Also I can afford to do it. If I want to have sex and I mean great sex just the way I prefer it I text one of my many lady friends to come over.

I only occasionally barfine a lady and it's not to have sex but because we're having such a good time together. I'm most likely already too drunk to enjoy sex to a satisfatory finish anyway. If I want to have sex with her I'll tell her to come over the next day when I'm not drinking.

It's definitely different environments between a visitor and a resident. I've only been a visitor in BKK so when I would hit a bar, the primary purpose would be to look for company that night. A drink, maybe 2, as I'd much prefer relaxing back in my room with said company. Now, I was a resident in DXB, and would hit a club, mostly alone, sometimes with friends, for dinner, some soft drinks (I'd drive), listen to a great live band, and, when ready to leave, leave with some company for LT. Like you said, a phone full of regulars, so easy to call when you want to stay in. They were ALWAYS compensated (everyone in DXB is of the "come DXB, make money, go home" ilk). But as to selection, the same criteria applies: the banter BEFORE leaving.

[AsianWinkie]

Was at the hotel watching the Croatia. Brazil game (yay Croatia!) when I had a thought: this game would better with a blowjob.

An internet search came up with this establishment, so I took the plunge. I communicated with them over chat and they provided me with a price list and asked me for my preferences. I told him that I was in the mood for someone who is very petite and if possible was good at deep throat as well. They said that they didn't really have anybody who is a deep throat specialist but he sent me over a pic of a recommendation. The picture didn't give the clearest view of her face but upon recollection, after meeting her I can say that the picture was accurate. So I made a reservation and they told me that the therapist could show up within the next 60 minutes. Almost exactly 60 minutes later I received a phone call from reception confirming that I was going to let her up and two minutes after that I heard a soft knock at the door.

Now I'm 6 foot three and about 235 pounds; The figure that stood in front of me could not have been more than 5 foot and I honestly doubt if she was more than 90 pounds soaking wet. But despite her small frame this woman had a really nice figure. She had a cute smile with full vicious lips and long natural eyelashes that would flutter every time she would smile. She was a second year political science student at the local university and it was originally from Chiang Rai. She knew enough English for us to be able to have simple conversations and we put in the gaps with Google translate or body language. After a few awkward moments in my Living Room where we tried to break the ice, I made a joke that made her laugh and put her at ease. She asked if it was OK if we took a shower and a motion to the other room to direct to where it was. This prompted another nervous giggle and she said that it would be a lot more fun if we took a shower together. Who was I to argue with that logic?

For such a petite girl she had a nice round butt, and perky delicious looking tits. She got some body wash and lather up her hands and then begin to reach up as high as she could start applying the suds to my neck, my shoulders, my chest, my midsection and then she reached down and brought my cock to life. This is when she spun me around to wash my derrire and she proceeded to wash and pull up my balls while she did a reach around. Now remember the size difference, so in order to reach around she had to press her self up against the small of my back to get full access. After a few soft wet kisses we finished a shower dried off and made our way to the bed. She then proceeded to give me a very sensual and therapeutic body rub. A few times as she was massaging the backs of my thighs, she was reach under and stroke my balls. I told her that I wouldn't mind it if she would tug at them and pull at the sack. She took directions well and when she realized that I really like to be serviced from behind, she raised my hips and then begin stroking my cock while I was facedown and up on my knees. It was after a few minutes of this that I felt her soft lips wrapped around my cock and she began to blow me from behind.

She then asked me to turn around and lie on my back. This is when I got another 15 minute massage on my chest, stomach and front of my thighs. She repositioned herself to sit between my legs and she told me that I should put a pillow under my head to get more comfortable. She then gave me a link and said this will make it easier for you to watch me. And that's what I did. For the next 10 to 15 minutes I looked on in amazement as this petite girl swallowed me whole. All the while she was massaging my anus and she was really good at reacting to my physical cues and moans. Occasionally she would move her head down and suck at each of my balls while continuing to massage me down there. I had just arrived in Bangkok after more than 28 hours of travel and my body was still feeling the effects. Honestly I didn't have it in me for an acrobatic session so I just lay back and let her continue to do what she was doing for a little over 40 minutes. And never did she give any indication that she was getting frustrated or impatient with me. In fact, she seem to enjoy finding out what things she could do to me that would elicit a moan or a groan. When I felt the climax building up, I let her know but she didn't even flinch as she continued to do whatever she could to get as much of me in her mouth as possible.

All this, and the team I was rooting for won the game.

A good night in Bangkok indeed.

I'm going to go have breakfast now. I slept like a baby.

https://bodyblissbangkok.com/

Great review. I can't wait to be there in January. Can you share the name of the girl?

[GreenBud]

Can someone update me on whether marijuana is easily available in Thailand right now.

It is available for sale everywhere. Totally legal. Numerous storefronts in the tourist areas. Many sellers on the street.

Prices are expensive. More than California. The good quality chronic is mainly imported. It seems to be around 800 baht per gram. Although I talked to one guy. He said his stuff came from an indoor operation in Thailand. His stuff was 700 baht per gram. Obviously, the prices will drop when the Thais learn how to mass produce good quality indoor weed. They will eventually learn how to grow good outdoor quality weed. You need to supplement light (during growth) and subtract light (during budding).

You also have cheap outdoor stuff (from SE Asia) available. Not good quality. Weed is not tight; not much crystals. Taste is poor. Price I think was about 100 baht per gram. That still seems expensive for cheap stuff grown locally.

It will take a while for the Thai government to crack down, IMO, if ever. Not sure why people would be scared of weed on the street. It's out in the open. If you are an expert, you can see the quality. Pesticide potential is the same as in store fronts. Also, there has to be pesticide even in the some of the weed you buy in California. Everyone will spray at the first signs of infestation if you have huge money involved. Don't even trust the legal stores with the government testing requirement in California. The grower has to supply the testing company once every one or two years; and of course you will give the company your best weed free of pesticide.