Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Ucgdx]

A lineup of six girls was presented to me. I use the word girls because everyone in that lineup must've been between 18 and 20 years old. One of them was still in her pajamas.
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17 Soi Naradhiwas Rajanagarindra 15, Thung Maha Mek, Sathon, Bangkok 10120, Thailand.

It seems like young amateur girls are in these backstreet local places, rather than Nana or the famous soapies. Is that right?

[TjBrazil]

What does A+ mean.

[Enenar]

Visited BKK after long time on my way to chiangmai during October.

Had a couple of beers and did some googling. Found this place Daisy dreams located sukhumvit 33 alley. Found them on Line and their selection of girls seemed interesting and headed right away.

Choose their 60 minutes deluxe room. Girls were lined up and choose Coco. Cute one. Found out later she was a bomb of a performer. Full GFE, including DFK, cuddling and any position you ask for. The massage after the act was a little so so. But other than that she is a pro in what she does. Only gripe was choosing the deluxe room. The room was small, the shower area smaller.

So this time when I visited BKk again, choose the VIP Jaccuzi and the girl this time was Lily. Lily is slightly mature and voluptuous than coco. (Not fat by any means) overall a satisfied episode just like last time.

The girls here seem to be very eager to please and I would definitely visit again if they had the VIP room.

[FunMan13]

Since no one replied to my request for info on the tall Champagne, I decided to take one for the team. I went to DD on Tuesday evening to make a reservation for Champagne for the next day at 1 PM. I was asked to put down a 1,000 bt deposit. Went back on Wednesday at the appointed time, paid the balance of 2,500 bt for 90 minutes.

The session was typical DD. What was wonderful was Champagne was very friendly and funny, almost like Ying of Tulip. When I told her that I specifically came for her because I saw her in a lineup 10 days ago and knew that I wanted her, she was overwhelmed. Champagne is either late 20's or early 30's, tall 5' 7", natural be boobs, beautiful face, nice body with tattoos which she told me was done in her youth but now regretted. I thoroughly enjoyed her company and would return for her. I wanted to ask her when we are done who she would choose to have a 3-some but I forgot. If anyone picks her, please ask for me. Thanks.

[11Bravo]

A Meandering Tale, long and pointless, but if you're bored, hopefully a bit of fun. And it should tell you what to expect at Don Quixote.

Part 1.

Time short, I can hear the engines of the sky bird approaching, so trying to double up on my assignations. Back for a repeat at Paradise Massage, same as previous FR. RTB to take a nap, reload. I want to try Don Quixote massage given Newton York's FR. Use Line to send a message. Time awasting, no reply within the hour, so Line call. No answer. OK, last resort, I'll just sashay over there in person to see if arrangements can be made.

Venture along Soi 26's left side, as I'm curious to see if the Jill-in-box is working without tripping myself. It is as I can see Jill's outline behind the curtain. Venture up to Don Quixote, 18:00. Four hot, smokin' Asians outside the door. UNFORTUNATELY, they were middle aged male, Korean? Linebacker size, outside in the heat, smoking up a real cloud. Make my way through the blinding smoke, through the door, into the shop. I'm the only client there. Female manager motions me to sit down. She finishes up some computer / paperwork at the desk, then comes over with a tablet and a laminated sheet. The laminated sheet has services / prices, the tablet the available girls. 4 or 5 available as she swipes left / right / whatever. HOWEVER, I DON'T hear the name I'm looking for. "She's on holiday, take Jessie, she's good". Pushes hard. Hmmm, that's the one Newton York said that was not so much fun, and, FOR ME, her photo looks a bit goofy. I pass, say I'll come back again, which I won't as limited time, and places to be, faces to see. Can't win them all. Walk back on the Jill-in-box side of Soi 26, it does still work, BUT because of my approach direction, by the time I trip the wire, I'm well past the door. I hear the call, but don't bother to turn around. Other places to be.

Decide to try Woods again, looking for a name in an FR. Notice that Chrome had been renames Annies. Time will tell. Get the lineup at Woods. Once again, target is missing, she's once again eating, this time dinner, so has declined the lineup slot. Not worth the hassle, makes the decision easy, another Meet the World romp.

But before that, decide to pay homage to Soi 5's Foodland's restaurant (well, lunch counter), almost 30 years since I first sat there. Every time previously, the counter has been packed. Tonight, 18:30, 4, including myself. What, I missed the memo? Grab a lime soda and check my phone. Wait, a message from the beyond? No, Don Quixote did respond to my initial query just after I was on my way there. My selection will be there tomorrow. Strange, wonder why they didn't mention that while I was in the shop. Jump at the opportunity, request a late afternoon booking as I have to say goodbye to my fav early afternoon. Oops. Told I can't book, have to come to the shop. Hmmmm. Call me the skeptic, but seems like a prime candidate for the ole "bait an' switch". Fine. I'll call (poker style) to see if it's a bluff, I'm all in.

I've faced reality a long time ago, my limitations, so decide to call it a night, saving my ammo for tomorrow. Meet the World will be my last stop the following day.

Part 2.

Say goodbye to my main squeeze, as fond a farewell as I'd imagined. Now to kill a couple of hours to recover before calling a bluff. Foodland perfect place to sit, relax. By this time, it's "Cheers" for me: I walk in, sit down at the counter, nod, and my drinks are brought.

15:00, time to play, let's see if Don Quixote's masseuse can raise the dead. Arrive at the shop, nobody outside, but inside ... 5 young my guess Koreans. I'm motioned to sit and wait. One has made his selection, waiting to be led to the meeting point behind the curtain. Tablet passed to the next, then the next 3. Lot of jibber-jabber, pointing at the screen, no doubt discussing the finer points of the selections. Finally, it's my turn.

Female manage comes over with the laminated sheet. What service would I like? 90 minutes tub. "Sorry, not possible, booking, can have 60 minutes. " WTF? Maybe you have to be in the preferred category for the booking perk. I say OK, she says pay money now with the option of cash, credit, or bank transfer (really, bank transfer?, but I'm guessing QR code transfer) and she walks away. A second WTF! I get up and follow her. She repeats the "pay money now", it seems to be on a loop. I'm "pay money for what, for who" as no tablet choice was made. I might LOOK desperate, but I'm not a "bottom of the barrel" type of guy. Fine, I'm ALL IN, so say, I think that guy just selected my choice, so ... "No, she's here, do you want or select another?"

OK, to my chagrin, she remembered me (which is NOT hard given I DON'T blend in anywhere in Asia), and my desire would be met. Still ... I ask about why I couldn't book but can only get 60 minutes due to a booking? Told that a booking can only be made in the shop, 30 minutes prior. Wow, business must be booming if they're not taking reservations for a table unless you're there, and with 5 ahead of me, myself, and another Korean arrival, guess it's true. Now I'm not certain if it's rooms or ladies that are the bottleneck. The tape loop of "Pay money NOW" is still playing, but I guess if your primary job is to keep the processing line moving then that IS your concern. I pay 2600 baht and watch as she makes some keystrokes on the computer (maybe room occupation) and a hard copy accounting book (my guess credit to the server). Sit for a bit and the male concierge escorts me to my table, well, at least to my waitress. Upstairs to the room, there is a low beam to be careful, and into the room, or not. There seems to be some confusion, and the waitress questions the busgirl if the table is ready. Seems it is JUST, so in we go. Not a small room, a twin bed in one corner, chair, table, with a tub on a raised platform along the far wall. Unlike the usual places, but like Kokoro, she has brought the silverware with her rather than having to take time to go fetch it. She immediately starts the water in the tub, and while waiting suggests I strip and she'll start a massage on the bed. Say no more.

I strip, relax on the bed. She strips, checks the water, comes over to start a leg massage. She has put on some nice soothing tunes as well as starting her mobile's timer. Bit of leg massage, then invited to the tub. And then something I've never seen before. Plenty of times, it's a capful of Listerine. But here, she gives me a toothbrush and toothpaste, you know, the type the airline gives you, a small tube. She puts the toothpaste on the brush and hands it to me so I can brush. Then into the tub CAREFULLY. Given the tub is on a raised platform with a trough to catch water at the front, with a thin front wall, it's not exactly easy to climb up and in. That's all I need, "How did you break your hip? Where?" So I'm very careful climbing in, and I think even she was holding her breath. A very nice wash and scrub (not quite Annies, their tubs were bigger) but my legs are outstretched. Then a bit of frontal B2B, a rinse, a bit of a BBBJ, a rinse. Then another "teetering on the brink" exit from the tub, helped with drying off, and I return to the bed, she pulls the plug on the tub.

On the bed, she provides a B2B on the back, then the front. Another dab of BBBJ oral, she has managed to raise the dead, then on with the condom (I bring my own) and cowgirl. Hey I was content to go along for the ride, she had some very nice moves and control. The risen spit, and that was that. She checked the timer, said we had 10 minutes left, so ... Yea, those WERE the days, passed on even a massage, taking the time to slowly dress and chat some more with her. And that's what made this special. She was very astute, and very witty. She literally had me laughing 5 minutes into the room, and the banter never stopped. Now THAT'S what adds to the pleasure. Forget the OTT fake moans, for me, they're just distracting, but some witty banter, thank you, I'll have another helping. She had bolt-ons which I DON'T like, and a cute face, which is not that uncommon. But the banter, exceptional; her English was pretty good. I had told her that I had wanted to take her for 90 minutes but had been told she only had time for 60. She seemed surprised as no one had told her about another booking, so maybe it was the room. She escorted me to the meeting point behind the curtain, and as I walked off into the sunset she seemed to be waiting for either the next client or to be given the nod to return to the ready room.

So, can vouch that Don Quixote, at least in this case, was not a bait and switch. It DOES seem, ala Kokoro, a processing line shop, feed the line with the next body, keep the line moving quickly, keep the money rolling in. Nothing wrong with that, but you do feel like one of those hanging beef torsos on the butcher line. As I left, 3 more clients looking at the tablet.

[11Bravo]

How much you paid? The problem with nuru / soapie is you spend almost an hour in water. Not everyone like it but worth trying it once.

The raison d'etre of Sakura Asakuri, for me anyway, is the salt tapping package which uses the majority of the time. 1380. Extras are offered, b2b to completion 1 k. Not for everyone but on leaving, you do feel clean and relaxed.

[JasonSilva]

Finally! Hopped on the BTS to Thong Lor and made a beeline to Sakura Asakuri Massage. Though it was on the main road, it wasn't a flashy place, quite plain. Anyway, I entered, chose the #8 package, picked my masseuse and paid up. I was greeted by a young lady with a big smile and led to a room divided into 2 sections. A tiled wet section and dry one. I was instructed to disrobe and lie face down on a massage bed / table covered in plastic.
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After a final rinse and pat down, I was good to go! I paid the young lady and was led out of the establishment. Will I go back? It's a Hell Yeah! From me.

How much you paid? The problem with nuru / soapie is you spend almost an hour in water. Not everyone like it but worth trying it once.

[FunMan13]

11 Bravo,

Thanks for the tip. I got it at 7-Eleven.

Funman13.

[11Bravo]

Sakura Asakuri is on my short list but I have a few small open wounds. I think the salt will burn the wounds and maybe aggravate them. Anyway, the pain may kill the urge. What do you think?

It will certainly sting, how much determined by size and depth of the wounds. I had a couple I knew about, a couple more I didn't until the salting, but all were a temporary sting that quickly dissipated. Never stopped me from enjoying the scrub.

You might want to pick up a small circular tin of Zam Buk, a green salve antiseptic ointment that is remarkable for soothing small wounds and insect bites. Available from any pharmacy, no prescription required. Always have with me while traveling.

[FunMan13]

Sakura Asakuri is on my short list but I have a few small open wounds. I think the salt will burn the wounds and maybe aggravate them. Anyway, the pain may kill the urge. What do you think?

[FunMan13]

Damn, that was next on my list. Might have to scratch that and try elsewhere.

I have been to DD several times and always got good service. The last time before this bad experience was in March with Victoria. She was wonderful and I will repeat with her. I just wanted a change and Helen was commented positively on this thread.

Some posters gave good advice. I should have asked for a change or should have asked before paying. I just thought these services are standard in DD. I always had them, sometimes including BBBJCIM with swallow! You can't get better than that.

[11Bravo]

As she was doing this, it brought to mind how I would season / salt a slab of pork belly prior to roasting. Now I know for sure how it feels.
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Will I go back? It's a Hell Yeah! From me.

If you opt for the VIP package, it includes an apple in your mouth during the salting and the subsequent roasting (under the hot towels and plastic sheet).

It's a weekly scrub for me, works great for a no pitch day while keeping your pitching arm in shape.

[P1970]

I am going to Thailand next week and will be staying at the Siam Hotel in Bangkok which has a nice looking spa. Is it possible to get any action at these places? Happy ending at least?

Thank you.

[TwilightZoner]

Finally! Hopped on the BTS to Thong Lor and made a beeline to Sakura Asakuri Massage. Though it was on the main road, it wasn't a flashy place, quite plain. Anyway, I entered, chose the #8 package, picked my masseuse and paid up. I was greeted by a young lady with a big smile and led to a room divided into 2 sections. A tiled wet section and dry one. I was instructed to disrobe and lie face down on a massage bed / table covered in plastic.

She wet me down with copious amounts of hot water and lathered me up with soap. Then I was rinsed off and literally salted. She sprinkled liberal amount of salt all over my body and started patting me down. As she was doing this, it brought to mind how I would season / salt a slab of pork belly prior to roasting. Now I know for sure how it feels. After the pat down, she started working me over with a loofah (I believe) and she paid particular attention to my feet. I will admit that my feet are the least groomed part of me and she went to town on them!! After the scrub, I was rinsed off and flipped over and the process began again. While she didn't do a vigourous pat-down on my front, she did loofah me up. She did pay very close attention to the crown jewels. Her soft, feather-light ministrations actually brought it to full attention, to my surprise!(I have to admit, I cannot remember whether she soaped me up first and then salted and scrubbed me or it was the other way around but either way I have NEVER felt cleaner!) After the final rinse, I was transferred to the dry room.

There, I was dried off and asked to lie down on the massage table where I was covered in towels. She exited the room and returned shortly after. Then I felt her piling layers of hot towels on me and then covered it all up with a plastic sheet. She got on the table and started massaging my back and legs. It was a good firm massage then flip and repeat. At this point, I felt sooooooo relaxed and ready to sleep but there was more to come.

Again, with her feather light caresses, she brought my sleepy little friend back to life. She asked if I wanted her to disrobe for 1 K and of course, I agreed. I'll have to say she's good. Very, very good. It didn't take long for her to get her intended results!

After a final rinse and pat down, I was good to go! I paid the young lady and was led out of the establishment. Will I go back? It's a Hell Yeah! From me.

[BeachDrone]

Erotic Tantra Massage Bangkok and Savannah Massage are the same place. Looking at the web sites, Savannah appears to be a non-erotic MP, while Erotic Tantra Massage primarily offers body-to-body massage. Thought I'd check it out. Got their Line ID, and booked with Jenny, an older lady (said 40). I like some of the older ladies. Some really know how to please a man, and seem to be eager to do so to prove they still have what it takes over the younger ladies. Made my way on the BTS to the Udon Suk stop, then a short walk up to Soi 7. The sign only has Savannah Massage. Entered, told them I made the booking, and I was taken upstairs to a room with massage table and a bathtup / shower off to one side. Was told to shower and Jenny would be in shortly.

Jenny came in, and while not quite as cute as her picture, she had a nice casual demeanor. I liked her right away. She showered and then came over for the massage. She is not a spinner, but not at all heavy, with nice, large, natural breasts, unusual for Thai ladies. The massage was not what I'd hoped for. Mainly just a lot of soft-touch running of her hands all over with a good amount of teasing. There are very few really skilled tantra providers. Most do not understand what that even means. Nevertheless, she added a good amount of oil and proceeded with body slides and generally massaging my back with her breasts. She had me flip over and it all continued also with a lot of breasts in my face / mouth. Based on my perception and experience, I was pretty sure this has a HJ-only place. But it was a LT of fun, and I did not mind at all.

As the massage continued, soon her pussy was in my face, I was licking her and she was blowing me. I had her stop, lie on her back, and really ate her out until she pushed my head away saying no more. She rested for a few minutes, we talked and laughed a bit, then she had me lay down, and she hopped on and rode me CG to completion. I absolutely did not expect that. Watching those boobs bouncing around and her gyrating was all I could take. Wow! Very nice time.

I'm off to Chiang Mai tomorrow. No more fun in Bangkok this visit to the Kingdom.