Sao Paulo Reports

[Bearsi]

Sports cars are not very common in Sao Paulo and definitely not the Bomboa girls have them. Looks more like a Jeepy.

Considering Sao Paulo's status as the financial capital of SP / Brazil and even South America for that matter it does surprise me that there isn't really a lot sport cars or luxury cars in the city. I've only seen a few BMWs, Range Rovers and Porsches in the wild and the few supercars I've seen were parked in the scadallo parking garage. As a Florida native its not uncommon to see a 1909 Ford Model T driving down the road with a 2023 Ferrari Daytona SP3 on it's tail. Even taking a trip to the Holy Temple of the local Publix Supermarket you'll see some Rolls and Bentleys sprinkled around the parking lots.

I know Sao Paulo and Brazil isn't exactly as prosperous as old money cities in the US but it's still a HUGE international financial hub so that always surprised me when staying in Sao Paulo. I've been there 5 times now and I usually stay 2 weeks on average so that part always stands out for me as I am a car enthusiast.

[Steve 9696]

I agree with #1. Clinicas are a wonderful SP afternoon venue and place to meet fun girls and fool around. The clinicas provide the best bang for your buck opportunities in Sao Paulo. So, definitely try a few Moema clinicas in the afternoon.

I also agree with #2. Brazil is not a tipping culture unlike say Thailand. Brazilian girls do not expect a tip, so my advice is don't rock the boat. Do not tip the girls.

But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.

P.S. In the same vein, I highly recommend 11:30 pm as the absolute earliest to show up at Casarao. This amazing boate, which kind of acts as the counter opposite of high class Scandallo, opens at 10 pm, but the place does not get rocking until 11:30 pm at the earliest with after midnight being an even better time to go and not miss the experience of its wall-to-wall SP girls.

Got to agree with Axel on this. Scandallo is not Scandallo until late night. 10 would be the bare minimum earliest I would go. It will get busier at 11 and 12 and beyond. It will be rocking till the wee hours. But I'the say shoot more for like 10 or 11. Even later is fine.

[The Critic]

Quick question on all consumable? Is this include your drinks as well or just food and non-alcoholic beverages?

Includes, Alcoholic and non-Alcoholic and Food.

[Rogerrules]

Firstly, many thanks to Nounce, Axel Heyst, DreamCarnarvon, The Critic et al. I really appreciate the solid advice on how to go about things in Brazil and the different points of view from these fine gentlemen.

Brooklin Massagem: I went here this afternoon and four girls were presented, one ruiva, two brunettes and a black girl. The redhead was sexy and I was tempted but I ended up choosing the brunette named Duda as I recalled reading good reviews of her. 24 years old, very cute face with a plump body but I dug her. She happened to speak pretty decent English for a Brazilian clinica girl so that made the session a little more interesting. She gave an awesome BBBJ where I asked her to slow down and she engaged in some stellar BLS and literally made gentle love to my cock. Put the rubber on and we went at it in ppmm (papa mama which is Brazilian for missionary LOL) where I enjoyed looking at her pretty face and kissing her before I shot my load after 15 minutes. We had an engaging conversation until the buzzer rang and all in all an hour of my life that was well spent.

Scandallo: I plan on visiting tomorrow and will go with Axel's advice and pay the are $500 and try to experience the place at its peak after 10 PM, rather than getting in before 7 PM to save are $200. Don't want to be tired of the place before it really starts kickin, though judging from all the posts that would be unlikely. Even if I don't pull I hope to get some contacts for the slow days around New years for outcalls to my hotel.

Casarao: I'll definitely be visiting this club, given the high praise from Bearsi and other members as well as the cost effectiveness.

ATM scam: When I arrived in SP on Monday, I was weary of using the ATM at the airport given the jacked up fees etc. I had a recollection that some board member had used the ATM at the same hotel where I am stayng with a positive review so I took it to be a safe bet. As expected I was prompted to go with a shitty pre-determined exchange rate for the withdrawal in USD which I quickly rejected so as to get the withdrawal in Reais and let Schwab handle the rest for me. What I didn't pick up on in my tiredness / jetlag is the amount listed for the service fee from the ATM for the transaction. My eyes and my mind told me that for the R2,300 withdrawal it was R30 (6). I withdrew my cash and was on my merry way, though I did think the $509 withdrawal notification alert from my account was high, I was too focused on getting myself balls deep in Brazilian pussy to worry too much at the time. When I looked carefully at my receipt this morning I realized, what I thought was a R30 charge, was really are $309 - that's close to $60 USD on a withdrawal of around $450. I'm not even going to bother with the poor conversion rate in relation to the XE rate that I got. I have since read some posts mostly on the Rio forum about such BS and the recommendation is to withdraw from Bradesco or Santander. If there are any better options that myself and other newbies can use, please share.

[WonderWhy]

I love being in Sao Paulo. It is the only place I have been where my body runs out of capability before I run out of money. I met with a girlfriend I have known for 4 years when I arrived yesterday. We had lunch and a wonderful love making sesssion. Today a different girl friend I have known for almost the same time was supposed to come to me but put it off til late tonight. Sooooo what to do, go to Tangara for old times sake. Susan was there and it was great to get to see her again. Hmmmm can I do it? Well, only way to know is try. So she suggests two girls, I pick one and wow did I pick correctly. Now the second girlfriend is on her way over and wants to party. Grin, I will report how the body performs.

[WonderWhy]

The first time I came to Sao Paulo I had some time between flights. A friend had me meet him at Tangara and they stored my luggage for the few hours I was there. Apparantly they will do that if you ask.

That's a good idea, thanks. I'll message them and see.

[SoberHans69]

Did you ask the host if you can drop off your luggage early before check-in? That may offer you some flexibility.

That's a good idea, thanks. I'll message them and see.

[Georgest]

You should try all clinicas around the area. They are owned by the same owner and some girls work between them. The owner pull the reviews from GPG so you no longer see them. They were once moved to another forum but last time I looked, that forum was down.

I usually don't tip. If you read reviews, they never mention tipping either. I have never seen locals tip when I went to local restaurants. Their setup is also not helpful for tipping. I tip occasionally when I feel the girl goes extra mile like going over time. Most expensive restaurants will have tip included in the bill. I had udon for lunch today. I think second item is tip. 10% service charge is also common.

Since it will be your first time going to Scandallo, I suggest you go before 7 PM and the extrada is 300 all consumable. Find a seat in the restaurant and have dinner there. You probably will see the girls line up on the bar counter to get your attention. Some girls may approach you and you will be in driver seat when you chat with the girl. You can kill 1 hour or more there if you eat slowly lol. I will order coffee or just move to the cafe to have some desert. Then wait for the club and outdoor area to open and the girls to arrive, then followed by live music later. Look at it this way, 300 is not much for a dinner in Sao Paulo in a nice place. If you enjoy food, there are many excellent food choices.

Quick question on all consumable? Is this include your drinks as well or just food and non-alcoholic beverages?

[Nounce]

I am assuming you don't know these.

... Amanda has the best reviews on gpguia and as luck would have it, she was not available when I got to the Spa. ....

You can schedule her by WhatsApp. I think they are pretty good at scheduling.

... but did share my experience with the receptionist who only charged me R200. ....

You can ask for it next time, my guess is that price will stick. If you want to make sure you get the discount, post the same review you wrote here on GPG using Portuguese and show it the the receptionist to get the forista discount. Last time I went, the forista discount was 170

The answer for the GPG registration question is avion when I registered.

I see the reviews of some other clinicas that were removed are back on GPG

[Axel Heyst]

(1) You should try all clinicas around the area. (2) I usually don't tip. (3) Since it will be your first time going to Scandallo, I suggest you go before 7 PM and the extrada is 300 all consumable.

I agree with #1. Clinicas are a wonderful SP afternoon venue and place to meet fun girls and fool around. The clinicas provide the best bang for your buck opportunities in Sao Paulo. So, definitely try a few Moema clinicas in the afternoon.

I also agree with #2. Brazil is not a tipping culture unlike say Thailand. Brazilian girls do not expect a tip, so my advice is don't rock the boat. Do not tip the girls.

But I disagree with #3. The whole Raison-d'etre of Scandallo is to experience (see, roam around & choose from) the large, remarkable display of quality girls of all shapes and sizes that hang out there. But things do not really get going until 10 pm and the place is very quiet before 7 pm with only a fraction of the girls that show up later. The large entertainment bar and the courtyard bar will be roped off and closed until around 9 pm. Sure some afternoon Scandallo girls are very nice, but for the most part these afternoon Scandallo girls are not much different in quality than the better looking clinica girls you can have at a fraction of the cost in the afternoon in Moema. So, you will not have the true Scandallo experience if you go before 7 pm and you will be left wondering what all the talk and high praise is about. Therefore, I strongly recommend a 1st time punter to wait until 9 pm or 10 pm and then check out the numero uno bordello / nightclub in all of South America. You won't be sorry. In addition, not all Scandallo nights are equal. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights are the hottest, best nights to be there.

P.S. In the same vein, I highly recommend 11:30 pm as the absolute earliest to show up at Casarao. This amazing boate, which kind of acts as the counter opposite of high class Scandallo, opens at 10 pm, but the place does not get rocking until 11:30 pm at the earliest with after midnight being an even better time to go and not miss the experience of its wall-to-wall SP girls.

[Nounce]

Hi, hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Its 41 days until my first trip to Sao Paulo and can't wait. I've booked an apartment next to the MASP but I can't check in until 3 pm but unfortunately my plane is supposed to land in Sao Paulo at 6 am from the UK.

I've emailed the apartment to see if I can pay extra to check in early but someone else is staying there the night before so I can't. I don't want to be walking around Sao Paulo with my money, passport etc so not sure what to do in the meantime, anyone got any ideas.

I've thought about either hanging around the airport, getting food and trying to find somewhere to sleep or booking a room or sleep capsule inside or near the airport for a few hours.

What would you lot suggest?

Thanks.

Did you ask the host if you can drop off your luggage early before check-in? That may offer you some flexibility.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I understand it's not an easy job having to spread your legs for dudes that you may not feel any attraction towards for R100-150 an hour so I have to take this experience with a grain of salt. It's still early during my trip to Brazil, but so far I'm not impressed.

As it's your first Brazil experience, you are not going to get everything right. Mistakes will happen but what's important is that you will get to learn from them. A couple of suggestions on how to navigate the SP clinicas:

1) Some of the girls only work part-time and only work a couple days out of the week. So it's important to have the clinicas add your WhatsApp number so you can receive their daily girl status.

2) The most well reviewed and popular girl (s) in the clinicas are naturally going to be the busiest. One way to work around that is to message or call the clinica and book an appointment ahead of time.

3) Always take the managers / receptionists suggestions with a grain of salt. They are working for the clinicas and not you. And I wouldn't bother with asking them for recommendations as most of them don't have a clue about the girls service quality. Always go by the TDs on GP Guia.

4) You can ask the receptionist to send the girl out and have a quick one on one talk with them. Ask them directly about specific services that you are looking for: Voce the beija de língua sem frescura? (Do you DFK without frills?) Voce faz oral sem camisinha? (Do you do BBBJ) Voce deixa ser chupada? (Do you allow DATY) Voce faz beijo grego? (Do you do rimming) Voce faz anal? (Do you do anal).

5) Last but not least, go to Clinica Brooklin and ask for Amanda. She used to work at Clinica Prime under the name Jaqueline. I sessioned with her twice back then and she is absolutely fantastic. She loves DFK and is super passionate and affectionate. She offers BBBJ, DATY and will allow you to fuck her in any position for as long as you like. You can check out her TDs and they are all positives.

[SoberHans69]

Hi, hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Its 41 days until my first trip to Sao Paulo and can't wait. I've booked an apartment next to the MASP but I can't check in until 3 pm but unfortunately my plane is supposed to land in Sao Paulo at 6 am from the UK.

I've emailed the apartment to see if I can pay extra to check in early but someone else is staying there the night before so I can't. I don't want to be walking around Sao Paulo with my money, passport etc so not sure what to do in the meantime, anyone got any ideas.

I've thought about either hanging around the airport, getting food and trying to find somewhere to sleep or booking a room or sleep capsule inside or near the airport for a few hours.

What would you lot suggest?

Thanks.

[Nounce]

I arrived in Sao Paulo yesterday and visited Enjoy Spa ....

You should try all clinicas around the area. They are owned by the same owner and some girls work between them. The owner pull the reviews from GPG so you no longer see them. They were once moved to another forum but last time I looked, that forum was down.

I usually don't tip. If you read reviews, they never mention tipping either. I have never seen locals tip when I went to local restaurants. Their setup is also not helpful for tipping. I tip occasionally when I feel the girl goes extra mile like going over time. Most expensive restaurants will have tip included in the bill. I had udon for lunch today. I think second item is tip. 10% service charge is also common.

Since it will be your first time going to Scandallo, I suggest you go before 7 PM and the extrada is 300 all consumable. Find a seat in the restaurant and have dinner there. You probably will see the girls line up on the bar counter to get your attention. Some girls may approach you and you will be in driver seat when you chat with the girl. You can kill 1 hour or more there if you eat slowly lol. I will order coffee or just move to the cafe to have some desert. Then wait for the club and outdoor area to open and the girls to arrive, then followed by live music later. Look at it this way, 300 is not much for a dinner in Sao Paulo in a nice place. If you enjoy food, there are many excellent food choices.

[Rogerrules]

I wanted to give Enjoy Spa a second shot and was on their WhatsApp notification group and supposedly the following were working: Amanda, Renata, Geovana, Angel, Yara, Rosa, Ellen, Jade. Suellen, and Luisa. Unfortunately I had to work unexpectedly and could not get out until the evening. Of the listed ladies, Amanda has the best reviews on gpguia and as luck would have it, she was not available when I got to the Spa. Yara, Angel and another lady were presented. None of the ladies got my heart to skip a beat but I would have been happy to take a chance with at least 2 of the 3. I had my Einstein moment and let the receptionist make the pick with the a request to choose the one that provided the best surface. Long story short I won't make that mistake again.

Of the three girls, one was a petite redhead, whilst not that pretty she definitely piqued my interest, the other was a brunette with curly hair who appeared to have good sexual energy, and the third was Yara who in my eyes was the least attractive and about whom I recalled reading a not too flattering review on gpguia. As luck would have it the receptionist picked picked Yara, even though I was under the impression that she was sending the redhead. Live and learn.

Yara has a below average face, with a solid spinner body, 30 years old with perky tits and stands at about 5'7". We took our respective showers and conversed in Spanish (limited in her case) as that was the common language that we could both speak. It was clear from the start that kissing let alone DFK was not on the menu so things progressed to a BBJ. Her technique was very good and I have to say that her BJ skills including deepthroat is better than average. Ten minutes in, I asked to go down her as she did have a nice Brazilian waxed pussy that smelled rather nice. Now either I've really perfected my cunnilingus skills or she is an Oscar caliber actress as she tapped out after 3 minutes claiming that it was too much and she was too sensitive there. Frankly I just don't think I'm that good She put the rubber on and we kicked off the action in missionary, I didn't even try kissing as the reluctance was pretty obvious. There was a fair amount of fake moaning and around the 7-8 minute mark she said she wanted to change positions. We switched to doggy, in less than 5 minutes she said it was too much for her at which point I asked her to finish me off with a BJ. She spent another 5 minutes on the BJ before stating that her jaw was tired, I had already starting losing my interest while we were having sex and at this point I already had a limp dick LOL. Not wanting to continue, I thanked her for her efforts and called the session.

I had booked the session for the hour (R250) but did share my experience with the receptionist who only charged me R200. I understand it's not an easy job having to spread your legs for dudes that you may not feel any attraction towards for R100-150 an hour so I have to take this experience with a grain of salt. It's still early during my trip to Brazil, but so far I'm not impressed. I do have to say that while waiting for return Uber I saw a number of cute ladies that I would love to get to know intimately. Nevertheless, I don't think I'll be returning to Enjoy Spa.