Cabo San Lucas

[JPF]

I don't particularly like strip clubs because they are usually much too loud for me and I can barely converse in English with the noise let alone Spanish. The high price for lady drinks and dances are not a good value in my opinion relative to other options. However, in CSL the other options are somewhat limited so I will report on what I find for others who might enjoy them more.

Harem didn't exist on my previous visit 3 years ago. It is near the marina but not very appealing. There was a $5 cover charge and men's drinks were $6. I think ladies drinks started at twice that price. A one-song table dance was $26 and a 30 minute private dance was $110. Extras go up from there. At just after 9 pm there were only about half a dozen women, none appealing to me. I was approached by about 4 of them but wasn't tempted. I watched about 4 dancers who did one dance only with long gaps between dancers. When the two other patrons left I did too, not wanting to be the only customer there and not seeing anyone wandering around who I wanted to see get naked on stage.

I was about to walk by Lord Blacks when the tout told me I could enter without the cover charge so I decided to take him up on it. Men's drinks were $7, one-song table dance $23 and the 30 minute private dance $120. It was closer to 10 pm by then so that might be a factor but there were about 10 women and several were better looking to me (but not great) than any in Harem. There was one who looked possible to me when she danced but she disappeared after her one song and I never saw her on the floor. The lighting was terrible: very dark and from where I was sitting the colored lights on the stage were in my eyes so I could barely make out the dancer. There were some other men there but it wasn't crowded and I left without being tempted again.

Placers (across from Amnesia) was dark.

[PineTree]

I drop into SJC every once in a while. Does anyone know of some action there? I know 3 MPs but no extras there.

[ATexGuy]

I have an upcoming cruise next week so for sh*ts and giggles I thought I would see what is available in Cabo and PV. I was shocked to see how much is available to near the cruise port there in Cabo. Absolutely brilliant to put these places at a cruise port giving easy access to thousands of American men each day that probably get no sex from their wives during the year. I cruise quite a bit and usually stay on the ship on port days because they are the most enjoyable days to relax without the crowds. On this cruise, I do plan to get off in Cabo and PV. I stayed at the Marriott in PV last year and enjoyed visiting the massage places at the marina (although I did go to one by mistake that was massage only). I checked the port schedule and my ship will be the only one in Cabo on the day we are in port which should reduce competition for these ladies. I will be sure to report back with some reviews. Interesting that this particular forum is so thin with good content given all of the options in Cabo. I went many pages deep to get to some good intel. I wish I could checkout Splash but the ship leaves at 8 pm. I am very interested to see where the best looking latinas are working in Cabo.

[Bunter Hiden]

I plan my trips w some things in mind. One is using a cruise ship locater that tells you what the traffic is going to be. If possible plan around them. Cruise ships can really mess things up most anywhere in the world. No cruise ship, biz as usual. Many cruise ships then entry into a workers' port goes way up. Just my 2 pesos.

[TjBrazil]

I played today also and it was $120 but didn't offer anything extra for uncovered. I did swing by Splash for a tour tonight and like Mike said they were full of 10's with only 1 that was lower and she was horribly tatted up and a nose ring. I don't have any issues with either but she was not my type. I asked prices and was told $165 for a fully nude table dance of 30 minutes with touching and $300 for a BJ and $800 for full sex for an hour. I then went to Amnesia's and bought a dancer a drink and she said they were $300 for a BJ and $500 for full sex and she also said $700 for 3 hours off sight. The only one I would entertain is the $700 offsite for 3 hours. The talent there was really nice also. I'm going to try and get at least one more massage in before I leave on Thursday. I'll keep you guys updated and keep hunting.

Damn that's expensive. Could you talk them down to 150 for a hour at your hotel.

[DuckHuntr1]

Yes I have always paid $100 to $120. I may have to walk a bit when they won't budge but it's just a barrier that I'm not interested in going over. Now if I get really good service then I have no issue throwing a $20 tip. Today is my last full day so I tried to get in a last great party but had the weirdest one ever. I had agreed on $100 and she kinda rushed on the massage which was fine since I was meeting the wife for drinks, but someone walked in who I guess she was supposed to go to a motel so she started putting her clothes back on and sent a heavy girl to finish the job abut I said BS and said I wanted my $$$ back so she got undressed again and I kinda did a pile driver fuck on her and got the hell out of there. I don't know what the name of the place was but it looks like a barbershop and it's on the same street going to Splash. Happy hunting and can't wait to get back here next year and I have an in on some private girls from a private luxury transportation company. I'll let you guys know how it works out which will be next October probably.

[Ctytek]

Played again today and had the best actual massage and an ok full sex. I would've paid the $100 just for the Ben Franklin. Hopefully 1 more before I leave Thursday. It's been a really short 12 days.

So you paid $100 for massage + FS?

[DuckHuntr1]

Played again today and had the best actual massage and an ok full sex. I would've paid the $100 just for the Ben Franklin. Hopefully 1 more before I leave Thursday. It's been a really short 12 days.

[DuckHuntr1]

I played today also and it was $120 but didn't offer anything extra for uncovered. I did swing by Splash for a tour tonight and like Mike said they were full of 10's with only 1 that was lower and she was horribly tatted up and a nose ring. I don't have any issues with either but she was not my type. I asked prices and was told $165 for a fully nude table dance of 30 minutes with touching and $300 for a BJ and $800 for full sex for an hour. I then went to Amnesia's and bought a dancer a drink and she said they were $300 for a BJ and $500 for full sex and she also said $700 for 3 hours off sight. The only one I would entertain is the $700 offsite for 3 hours. The talent there was really nice also. I'm going to try and get at least one more massage in before I leave on Thursday. I'll keep you guys updated and keep hunting.

[TongueMasta]

No cruise ships today. Made a quick stroll prices are up. Hit up Michelle at Ocean Spa across from Tesoro. $140 CBJ tipped $20 to remove cover. Didn't have much time had to be quick. Did not ask for anything else. I will report back when I have time to window shop.

Happy hunting Amigos.

[DuckHuntr1]

Sorry Tonguemasta, but I was able to ditch the wife yesterday and did a little window shopping and landed a pretty little chica on a little side street just down from the ice cream shop beyond the closed hotel Mar de Cortez. She started at the $200 for everything then it was a solid $160 but did go to the normal $100 but I did yield to a $20 tip. There was definitely multiple places that I stopped at that didn't budge from the $200. Good hunting gentleman and I'm back at it Monday I hope.

[TongueMasta]

Cruise ships this time a year are raising the prices. I woke up yesterday to 4 anchored up. Massage parlors are rockin. I have not been fortunate enough to ditch the wife long enough for a real walk around. Damn you Duck! I've only been here two nights I will have plenty of time to explore. I have walked with the fam and sight seeing is great.

On a side note, Splash is very unique in the way they operate on such a high end level. I will say all of the other "strip clubs" operate similar. Bolero, Amnesia, and a couple next to squid roe operate the same way but cost a little less. Toro Bravo is a brothel behind squid roe. Basically all of these places operate the same. Walk in, pay money, find a girl, buy her drinks, get a private room for a "private dance" and negotiate from there. Massage is easiest route for the $.

Good Luck men! I will report back when I dirty dog it.

[Mike Stud]

I guess splash is a little unique. It is a strip club and you can definitely watch the girls dance and tip them but the rooms are smaller and more intimate. The fact that I went right at opening as well made it a little difficult to see what would be going on during prime time. It's definitely a sight to see and I am sure the place is awesome as long as you are prepared to spend some money. Definitely go check it out and if it's not what you are looking for just leave. I will say the girls I saw throughout during my walk-through were definitely baddies and again, I am sure it only gets better as the night goes on.

So Splash is not a strip bar with a pole stage, where the girls strip and get tips? It sounds like a clip joint from what you describe. I have zero interest in dropping $350 on drinks, LOL. Might still check it out briefly, if I get bored with other entertainment options.

[Mike Stud]

I guess splash is a little unique. It is a strip club and you can definitely watch the girls dance and tip them but the rooms are smaller and more intimate. The fact that I went right at opening as well made it a little difficult to see what would be going on during prime time. It's definitely a sight to see and I am sure the place is awesome as long as you are prepared to spend some money. Definitely go check it out and if it's not what you are looking for just leave. I will say the girls I saw throughout during my walk-through were definitely baddies and again, I am sure it only gets better as the night goes on.

So Splash is not a strip bar with a pole stage, where the girls strip and get tips? It sounds like a clip joint from what you describe. I have zero interest in dropping $350 on drinks, LOL. Might still check it out briefly, if I get bored with other entertainment options.

[Ctytek]

So Splash is not a strip bar with a pole stage, where the girls strip and get tips? It sounds like a clip joint from what you describe. I have zero interest in dropping $350 on drinks, LOL. Might still check it out briefly, if I get bored with other entertainment options.

As far as splash I recommend doing what I did and just go there close to when they open around 7 PM and ask for a tour. One of the hosts will take you through the entire building and explain each level. They have an intimate small high-end steakhouse on one level that looks pretty cool. By the time you get to the top which is the sky bar You are going to be pretty blown away by the girls up there. At least I was. There had to be at least 10 to 15 all lined up at the bar just waiting for customers to start coming in. All wearing lingerie. All looking damn good. There are not many places to sit and if you want one of the sky bar cabana seating areas it's a minimum 350 to spend on drinks. I was a bit overwhelmed by the tour itself and the whole process so maybe you can get more clarity but I think it's the kind of place that you need to be willing to drop some serious cash for the experience which honestly might be worth it at least once.