Cabo San Lucas

[DuckHuntr1]

Glad to hear that you had a good time and I do agree that it is pretty much impossible to hone in on a specific place unless you've been there a few times. As far as the ATM's I don't think there's a good way to cheaply do it. My wife works for a bank so we have basically free banking including not having to pay for the fees using another banks ATM in the US but even we can't get out of the exorbitant fees in Mexico so we always just make sure that we take enough $$.

[Dirk67]

Recently had a visit to CSL and wasn't planning on checking out the scene, but reading some of the posts here from Duckhunter, Cytek, TongueMasta, Mike Stud and others, I got curious.

Really good tip from Bunter. Checked the cruise schedule for a day / night that had no ships and ventured out, time frame was late afternoon / early evening (sun was just going down).

Had a few spots I wanted to scope out based on posts here, and boy are these places hard to find (if you're looking for a specific one).

Started just wandering around starting from The Giggling Marlin and my observation is that if they're wearing scrubs, it's massage only, and if they're wearing anything else or black tights, it's probably more. Could be wrong. Also I don't speak Spanish except for a few words, but asking "Todos?" seemed to do the trick.

Most places had ladies that were too thick for my tastes (opposite of JPF, I guess), but after checking out several places only saw one that was ok even though she was larger. I decided to keep going for 10 more minutes, and came across a place in the vicinity of Salvatore G's. I can't remember exactly where it is, but I think this is the previously noted spot next to the ice cream parlor just around the corner from G's.

There were two ladies working, both slim, both youthful (one more so), and the older one confirmed everything was available. They started at $200 or 250, I forget, but I kind of laughed and said I didn't have that much, they asked how much, and I said $100. Then, they laughed and spoke to each other in Spanish and said $160. I started walking, they asked again how much I could do, finally I said I only had $120 (which was basically true, I only carry what I'm prepared to spend), and they chittered and agreed-- except the older (less attractive, no makeup) one started leading me away, and I said, I would like to have a session with the other one (the reason why I stopped in). The younger one was doing her hair and makeup, and resembled Selena Gomez, no joke. That was a no-go, and they didn't stop me when I walked out.

Defeated, I gave myself 5 more minutes, and luckily happened upon a place right near Hooliganz and across from a skate shop. There was a slim lady here, young but with a more mature air, with sharper facial features (which seem to be very common among locals, when walking around). She accepted $100 after a brief back and forth, and ended up giving a quite decent massage. Her name started with a K (Katerina?) and she had nice natural small BS. She seemed more mature probably because she had kids (based on her phone that kept lighting up showing the photo of one on her home screen). Never felt rushed, everything covered to my preference, and helped me clean up at the end-- so while the environs were as others described, more on the dingy side, I'd say the experience itself was as good as you could expect. I did tip an extra $20 since she was friendly, sweet, and provided good service.

As for ATMs and cash-- maybe more seasoned CSL ppl can advise-- I could not find a place to withdraw USD, except for those rip-off USD ATMs all over. The banks had pesos only, and I didn't want to be left with pesos to exchange if I struck out. The USD machines had exorbitant fees, anywhere legit in CSL to withdraw USD reasonably?

[Ctytek]

I'll be going to Cabo in a few weeks. Is tinder a good way to find girls? How easy it to bring back girls to your hotel room?

Do you know how to read? All options explained in this thread.

[Indiana9865]

Amnesia was similar to Lord Blacks'. $5 entry, $6 drink, $110 for 30 minute private dances. There were about half a dozen so so women, only one barely interesting to me. When there was a gap of 15 minutes with no one dancing I left.

There were three clubs across from and within about a block of Harem: The Sin, 4 de Julio, and Iguanas Ranas. There was no cover charge at any of them but almost no one inside. I would go in, see no customers and one or two unappealing women and then leave.

A tout took me to two after hours clubs: Singapur and 3 Portillos. The former was about as good as Amnesia. They both had a $10 cover charge. I'll have to see if I can stay up late enough to try Singapur when there are more women.

You said 30 minute private dances are on the menu for $110. Where are these private dances given and are extras available?

[Wavves]

I'll be going to Cabo in a few weeks. Is tinder a good way to find girls? How easy it to bring back girls to your hotel room?

[Sol12]

Could there be super hot Latinas working in Cabo? Is Splash the place to find the hottest girls? I am going to put Cabo on my list of places for a quick 2-3 night trip and do more exploring.

Some Colombian girls I have met in Tijuana work in Cabo as well and I would rate as at least a 7 or 8. I didn't ask if they work in a club or just free lance since technically they aren't supposed to be working in Mexico but not all bars enforce that rule. One girl always puts a bar called Luxe Bar on her WhatsApp so she could try to pick up clients in that place but I have ever heard anyone mention it on this board.

[ATexGuy]

I had a very limited window of opportunity to have a little fun in Cabo. I arrived in the port on a cruise ship and knew right where to go. I decided to walk from the cruise port with Splash as my target destination. Even though Splash was closed at this time of the morning, I used it as a point of reference and walked the nearby streets to see what massage places were open. I passed 6-7 places and was really disappointed with the ladies at each place. There were some very heavy girls. I finally came upon one place with a Latina that was somewhat cute and worth a quick massage. Since I was sort of pressed for time, I figured I would stop looking and go with this girl. The place was very small and I think there were only two massage rooms. I got undressed, hopped on the table and asked the girl to remove all of her clothes. Despite the environment and that the girl was not all that hot, I was very aroused. I reached around this chica and put my hand between her legs and she immediately got very wet. She offered me complete service for a little extra money and I accepted. I did not walk into this dumpy place looking for this, but I decided to go for it. I had my eyes closed as this girl was stroking me, as I was imagining being with someone much more attractive. As she got up on the table and put me inside of her, she never stopped to put on a wrapper and in two seconds I was inside her wet vagina. I was somewhat shocked and knew I was getting myself in trouble. Most of us love it bare but a massage place in Mexico presents high risks. I immediate asked her "no condom?" and she shook her head and just continued to ride me like she was really enjoying it. I have no idea if you can catch something in seconds or minutes, but I decided to unload quickly and not hold back. It was one of those "oh no!" moments and I immediately got dressed after I finished, paid the chica and headed back to the ship. I immediately went up to the pool deck and jumped in the chlorinated jacuzzi to try to kill anything I might have just exposed myself to. I then showered and scrubbed. Stupid!

I wish that I could have had more time in Cabo to explore the options. I was surprised to see how small Splash is but I would have liked to have checked it out. We all sort of have our own scale when it comes to evaluating women, so when I hear a place has 9's and 10's I am usually super curious to see how hot the girls really are and if there are girls my type. Could there be super hot Latinas working in Cabo? Is Splash the place to find the hottest girls? I am going to put Cabo on my list of places for a quick 2-3 night trip and do more exploring.

[JPF]

On Blvd. Marina with the Happy Endings Cantina right near the Marina I don't think you will find any he. Going south from the bar and on the same side of the street I counted 5 places offering massage. However, all of them had women in uniforms or otherwise not looking sexy or provocactive. Of course, you never know what they might offer.

On Blvd. Lazaro Cardenas, one block further in is where you will find better options. Standing on the corner of Vincente Guerrero St. Right next to Mermaids, to the south is Splash and going a bit further on the same block is Health and Wellness where I had a great session with Vanessa. Good massage and all options available. Going west / left half a block from Mermaids is Salon de Belleza Eleganc which I wrote about a few days ago. Going east / right along Lazaro Cardenas: one on the left of the first block; one on the right of the second block. At the next intersection (Calle Melchior Ocampo) look to the left and half way up that block on the right are 2 almost next to each other. Finally on the next block there is one more on the left. Seven in total. Happy (ending) hunting.

I agree with Ctytek that the parlors are pretty dingy. Both of the ones I was in had showers but they looked so dirty I wouldn't use them even if a shower was offered. While the strip clubs are a ripoff, I think the massage options are okay pricewise. They are similar to prices in San Diego so no bargain but not a ripoff. Also, similar to San Diego, the latinas give weak massages. Asians in the US are much better in my opinion.

[Ctytek]

Finally spent a few days in Cabos San Lucas. Sampled a few massage joints around Cabo Wabo. Had one decent session with a young flaquita working one of those hole-in-the-wall spa, located on a side street away from the main drag. She quickly agreed to a Benjamin for todo incluido, and she performed quite well. She seemed like she was new to the biz, as she wasn't as hardened as chicas at the other few places I visited. Those other sessions were quite meh, but probably acceptable by San Lucas standards.

I never payed more than $120 for a spa session, despite a few trying to quote me their absurd $250-$300 rates. I know those chicas prey on stupid touristas off the cruise ships. Hopefully no experienced mongers fall for their trap. Anyway, the whole CSL massage scene is OK to quickly satisfy the itch, but otherwise completely underwhelming. The rooms are quite tiny and dingy, most spas lack basic shower facilities, and just have this rundown low rent feel to them. The level of service is comparable to SG sessions in Tijuana, which of course come at a fraction of the cost. If you do want to go the massage spa route, the best time seemed to be between 2-3 pm. Number of spas close after sunset.

I then discovered these is some street walker action in CSL, if you know how to find it. Most of the street action I found was concentrated at the marina corner, directly across the plaza with Harem, Crash, and few other loud tourist trappy clubs with lasers. If you hang around that area for a while, you will spot some working chicas, usually walking around the area in pairs. The few girls I saw were nicely dressed and spoke a bit of English. I just approached them and asked them for their WhatsApp, and immediately had a few numbers to call later on. These girls will come to your hotel room, just negotiate with them a bit. The asking price is $250-$300, but you can get them down to $200, or maybe lower on a slow night.

For me it's a much nicer experience hanging out with an escort in the comfort of your hotel room, versus those gross massage spas. I had a nice time with couple of girls I met at the marina during my stay. One was a very hot Columbian 22 year old, she really got into the action after a few drinks at my place. She was horny AF, and even begged me to fuck her in the ass at no extra charge (not usually my thing). It was fun and well worth the effort, especially after those mediocre daytime massage experiences.

I also tried messaging a few mileroticos ads, hoping to get a girl to come to my room, but to no avail. Most of those ads are either flakes, or advance deposit scammers. Complete waste of time.

Didn't go to any men's clubs. After reading a few reports in this forum, they all seem like clip joints, preying on gringo tourists. Hard pass from me.

Overall. A reasonably good time at Cabos, but it's no Tijuana when it comes to mongering. Not even close. Overpriced, depressed scene, designed to extract as much quick cash as possible from the US tourists. Nice scenery and sunsets though.

[JPF]

Splash was a low point for me. It's rated as the best (and most expensive) strip club in town. I got there around 11 pm. There was no cover charge but it was the only place that asked to see my ID. I was led up several flights of stairs (first stop: brothel rooms; second stop: a new steak restaurant open until 5 am; third stop: the show floor. I can't complain about the lighting but the show floor was smaller than any of the clubs I had been to. A small stage with pole; a small bar in the corner; about 4 small tables and about half a dozen super slim model-types which isn't my preferred type. I was the only customer. I was told that they opened at 10:30 so it was early. The final kicker is that they don't serve beer, only really expensive hard liquor and mixed drinks starting at around $30. I can't recall the details but I don't think they have dances, only various high-priced options for sex in the rooms down on the second floor. Not being a drinker and not seeing anyone close to interesting I made an excuse and left right away. It may be top-rated by some but to me it is all by itself at the bottom of all the places I checked out.

[TomJackin]

I checked last night and both of those clubs are now gone.

Thank you for the updated information.

[JPF]

I do not know if you checked them out or if they are still open.

This is from one of my older trip report: Cabaret and El Copa is owned be the same owner. The manager or owner rotates girls from both clubs. El Copa is one half the price than Cabaret for sex. If you like a girl in Cabaret, she will get rotated to El Copa sometime during the night; be patient!

I checked last night and both of those clubs are now gone.

[TomJackin]

Amnesia was similar to Lord Blacks'. $5 entry, $6 drink, $110 for 30 minute private dances. There were about half a dozen so so women, only one barely interesting to me. When there was a gap of 15 minutes with no one dancing I left.

I do not know if you checked them out or if they are still open.

This is from one of my older trip report: Cabaret and El Copa is owned be the same owner. The manager or owner rotates girls from both clubs. El Copa is one half the price than Cabaret for sex. If you like a girl in Cabaret, she will get rotated to El Copa sometime during the night; be patient!

[JPF]

Amnesia was similar to Lord Blacks'. $5 entry, $6 drink, $110 for 30 minute private dances. There were about half a dozen so so women, only one barely interesting to me. When there was a gap of 15 minutes with no one dancing I left.

There were three clubs across from and within about a block of Harem: The Sin, 4 de Julio, and Iguanas Ranas. There was no cover charge at any of them but almost no one inside. I would go in, see no customers and one or two unappealing women and then leave.

A tout took me to two after hours clubs: Singapur and 3 Portillos. The former was about as good as Amnesia. They both had a $10 cover charge. I'll have to see if I can stay up late enough to try Singapur when there are more women.

[JPF]

I wrote before that I don't like strip clubs. I do like massage parlors and have enjoyed many around the world. I will publish a location finder after I do more wandering because I find most of the directions given in this forum to be hard to follow. My first experience was at the Salon de Belleza Eleganc Spa (I couldn't find this on google maps; I tried to upload a photo of their sign but it failed). If you are standing facing the entrance to Mermaids, Splash is to the left. Turn right and go to the nearby corner and turn left. Go half a block and it is on your left (google street view will show it with the sign I tried to attach, look for the name above which I got from the sign).

There were 2 women working when I entered and 3 when I left. Lupe asked for $40 house fee, $100 for a happy ending, and 40 more to touch her breasts topless (so 140 total). I asked for an hour but agreed to 45 minutes. The massage was pretty good but in less than 10 minutes she told me to flip. She dropped her top and I was very happy with her full the cups and thick nipples. She seemed to really enjoy my touch and then I felt liquid dripping onto my chest and realized why her nipples were so thick. She did a good job taking care of me. Afterwards she left for awhile and came back saying we were done. I reminded her that we had agreed to 45 minutes and she was a little surprised that I wanted more massage but she obliged. It was mainly of my chest with a little of my right arm so not great.

Overall a mixed result but the lactation was pretty unique so I think it was well worth it.