Stupid shit in Medellin

[Villainy]

Like I said, JJBee and his crew do not use the 1 to 10 scale because they do not want to admit what fat and ugly women they are seeing, and you can tell just by their comments who they are.

Or I could do just as you do and declare that my lady friends are all 10's.

And now it is the elite stuff. I said an elite woman is one who is desired by men. Lebron here says that some men desire fat women. That is like saying you cannot tell the difference between a 3 star Michelin restaurant with a 2 month wait and a McDonald's because you know some men desire McDonald's. How fucking dumb is that? And he thinks he is smart with a comment like that.

Of course, when Lebron thinks numbers makes him look good, he uses the scale, the solid 4 out of 6 in housing. And nobody in his crew says shit about that.

So now elite means desirable? Is that your new take on the world? Elvis, you fell in love with your hooker. That is a level 1, rookie mistake. Don't feel bad, you aren't the first man in recorded history to think with his dick. Perhaps after your "romantic relationship" ends as they inevitably do. You will have learned something.

[Anthony2023]

That is like saying you cannot tell the difference between a 3 star Michelin restaurant with a 2 month wait and a McDonald's because you know some men desire McDonald's. How fucking dumb is that? And he thinks he is smart with a comment like that.

"I got a 8:30 res at Dorsia" Haha. Speaking of restaurants, I was looking at making a reservation at relato for 2 next week but the only available times it shows online are early in the week. Is it really like that on the weekends? Or do they not do reservations of the weekends and just take walk ins? Of course ill ask once I'm in town. Just wondering if anyone knows?

[Elvis 2008]

Elvis was right when he said you have shit for brains. If a girl is an 8 on a day when I want to fuck her, she doesn't become a 4 on a day when my libido is low. I'm rating her looks, not my desire to fuck. But you won't get it, because you have shit for brains.

Like I said, JJBee and his crew do not use the 1 to 10 scale because they do not want to admit what fat and ugly women they are seeing, and you can tell just by their comments who they are.

And now it is the elite stuff. I said an elite woman is one who is desired by men. Lebron here says that some men desire fat women. That is like saying you cannot tell the difference between a 3 star Michelin restaurant with a 2 month wait and a McDonald's because you know some men desire McDonald's. How fucking dumb is that? And he thinks he is smart with a comment like that.

Of course, when Lebron thinks numbers makes him look good, he uses the scale, the solid 4 out of 6 in housing. And nobody in his crew says shit about that.

I want you to fast forward four years and imagine you are me. My gal's daughter turns 18 then. She is top of her class. She has her mother's figure and is tall and slender, and she works out 3 hours a day, and she is an art whiz and is self taught on the piano and plays very well. She wants to be a doctor and every sign says she has the smarts and work ethic to be one.

Look at Lebron and his crew. Viliany, Mr. E, and Huacho. All this crew is going to say they would not be interested in her because they are full of shit but pretend that they are and you are her father.

Would you let her go out with any of this crew? If she showed up with any of these four clowns, I would cut her off and tell her that she is on her own.

Now I am the step dad and you show up. Do I have any reason to think you would not be a good fit for her? I cannot think of any, and that pretty much says at all. You can date the elite, the 10's, and they cannot, and they do not want to admit it.

[Anthony2023]

He isn't mean he just has different tastes or preferences. Which is one of the reasons that a universal 1-10 scale is so meaningless.

Nevertheless let me tell you a funny Mariana story.

2 years ago the friend who introduced me to her and I were sitting outside having a beer and comparing our latest conquests. Mariana comes strutting out of the hotel and we both look up and greet her. "Hey Mariana! Como estas! She briefly looks at us and picks up her pace and walks straight out to a waiting car and is whoooshed away. Just a few seconds later another guy that we both knew comes walking out of the hotel and sits at our little outside table. He says: "Oh Man" I just spent two hours with her and I thought I fell madly in love. I was ready to make her my girlfriend. Now I see you guys have all had her before. (How else would we recognize her and call out her name).

My friend and I both chuckled a little and without prompting both said in unison "Welcome to Medellin" jajajajaja.

To quote another ol' buddy (and I think it has been repeated ad nauseum). She isn't your girl. It's just your turn.

Hahaha well if she was like that back then, I'm sure she's even more discreet about it now. Do you think she's still hooking?

[John Clayton]

Something to do? Start looking for a nursing home. As to the trolling, you better ask your friend jbbbe.

Okay, thanks for the tip. I'm working it out now...it's mostly about engaging your interlocutor with meaningless ad hominem attacks, followed by misdirection and gas lighting? Something like, "girls don't like you because your ass is flat and covered with zits". Something like that? I'm asking you, because you're the expert.

[MiamiBoy1]

I'm looking for something to do in my retirement and thinking about becoming an internet troll. Clearly, you work at this full time. Can you tell me, is it emotionally fulfilling, or do you find it draining? How much time do you spend getting prepared for a full day of your work?

Something to do? Start looking for a nursing home. As to the trolling, you better ask your friend jbbbe.

[John Clayton]

Elvis was right when he said you have shit for brains. ... because you have shit for brains.

I'm looking for something to do in my retirement and thinking about becoming an internet troll. Clearly, you work at this full time. Can you tell me, is it emotionally fulfilling, or do you find it draining? How much time do you spend getting prepared for a full day of your work?

[JjBee62]

I don't know if JjB knows the girl and can respond but I know her and I've seen her.

She used to have a FaceBook account. I met her through a friend. He met her when she was on a WhatsApp account that would show you about a dozen girls and if you saw someone you were interested in you would contact the lady who owned that WhatsApp account and she would make the introductions. The fee would be a little bit higher back then (300 mil / HR) because the girl was giving the facilitator something like 100 mil and keeping 200 mil. Of course the benefit to the girl was any future dates with that person were now hers and hers alone. My friend contacted her and introduced me. I saw her a handful of times but then she started taking lots of vacation trips (hahahaha).

Mariana started posting photos on Instagram and developed a following. She may have also posted on Seeking or some other pay-for-play venues. She started posting photos of Cancun and other Island resorts. So I'm sure she started acquiring some wealthy clients..

After looking at her Instagram I figured you knew her.

I can think of 2 ways a woman, in any country, can qualify as elite. The first is of course if she comes from a top 10% family. A few hundred dollars isn't going to impress her. She's not going to be interested in someone just because they're from another country. Certainly she's not going to accept a $500 month retainer.

The other way is if a girl is able to charge an outrageous amount for her company and gets it. Again, $500 isn't in the ballpark, even in Colombia.

I've told the story before of the Colombian webcam model who was selling dates. To get one required a 100,000 token tip, lump sum, which would cost the guy about $8,000 (and the girl gets $5,000). That amount got you a 1 week vacation with her, totally at your expense and she picked the destination, first class and the best resorts. That didn't guarantee sex, but it at least got you to the negotiating table. Probably total expense from $15-$20 k USD.

[Mr Enternational]

I ain't said shit and am part of no one's crew.

Not really your choice. Did you choose your own family? Well you can not choose your own crew either. Elvis is responsible for appointing people to each crew, the same as he appointed his unemployed single mom vieja who lives off him to be an elite member of society.

[ShooBree]

I just clicked on it and it works fine and goes to a whole discussion about what I am asking about. You have something wrong with you, chill, dude.

Stop lying.

[JjBee62]

Elvis was right when he said you have shit for brains. Nobody uses your freaking scale, because it is useless. I have said this before, but since you have reading comprehension issues or a short memory, (or both) I will remind you. If one goes to La Isla and wants to write a report about it and tell other mongers about the quality of the talent there, one will use 1-10 scale, not your "I would or would not fuck" scale. Whether one had sex the same morning, is tired or lazy, or horny, or got his dick cut off prior to visit, doesn't matter. And it certainly won't affect the quality of the talent on that particular night. Everything is being rated. Cars, restaurants, apartments, you name it. Why would one rate a car based on a tire size? It is fucking irrelevant. But cars are rated on comfort, handling, acceleration, and other features that are actually important to an end user. If a girl is an 8 on a day when I want to fuck her, she doesn't become a 4 on a day when my libido is low. I'm rating her looks, not my desire to fuck. But you won't get it, because you have shit for brains.

No. I won't get it because I actually fuck women. Apparently you don't. If you did, you would understand.

I've been to La Isla, just a few weeks ago. I had no difficulty writing a review without a 1-10 scale.

The service was good and the music wasn't terribly loud. At a guess, around 80-100 girls, although at least 20 were sitting around playing with their phones. Probably less than 75 customers. The silicone industry was well represented and I'm guessing an average age older than 25. There were several who I considered exceptional and there was a decent variety, so most guys could probably find a girl they approve of.

See how easy that was? I could have collected names from every woman, written a paragraph about each and given all a 1-10 rating. Of course, to make it usable, I would also need the work schedule for each girl and her plans for the next 2 months. Otherwise, someone looking for "Leidy, 5'3", 95#, natural breasts, red hair, 3 tattoos, a pierced lip and a heart shaped mole on her left butt cheek, a 9. 368 rating" would be devastated if she wasn't there 5 weeks later.

I've explained this to you 20 times and you still don't get it, hence the "complete fucking idiot" remark. Those numbers are Subjective. One guy loves silicone tits, another hates them. One likes tall and thin, another likes short and thick. One likes dark skin, another likes light skin. I could go on with 100 more and you will still be incapable of understanding it.

You almost had it figured out talking about cars, but you're too blinded to see what was right in front of your face.

But cars are rated on comfort, handling, acceleration, and other features that are actually important to an end user.

So are women. Tire size wasn't a good example, because it's objective, but it illustrates the point. If you rate a woman as a 9, then you should be able to answer these questions.

1. How tall is she?

2. How much does she weigh?

3. What are her chest, waist and hip measurements?

4. What's her shoe size?

5. What color is her skin? Be exact.

6. What color is her hair? How long? Curly or straight? Colored? Extensions?

7. What about her eyebrows?

8. Describe her fingernails? Long? Short? Natural? Acrylic?

9. Number of tattoos? What are they of? Where are they located?

And that's only the tip of the iceberg. If we were talking about cars, you'd get it. You understand that the car which properly fits your lifestyle, image, or penis size doesn't depend on the car some random stranger likes.

As for my scale, your answer to one question will prove whether or not it's used by you and everyone else. Do you ever pay to fuck a woman who you don't want to fuck?

[Villainy]

That's mean jjbee LOL you are pretty picky haha.

He isn't mean he just has different tastes or preferences. Which is one of the reasons that a universal 1-10 scale is so meaningless.

Nevertheless let me tell you a funny Mariana story.

2 years ago the friend who introduced me to her and I were sitting outside having a beer and comparing our latest conquests. Mariana comes strutting out of the hotel and we both look up and greet her. "Hey Mariana! Como estas! She briefly looks at us and picks up her pace and walks straight out to a waiting car and is whoooshed away. Just a few seconds later another guy that we both knew comes walking out of the hotel and sits at our little outside table. He says: "Oh Man" I just spent two hours with her and I thought I fell madly in love. I was ready to make her my girlfriend. Now I see you guys have all had her before. (How else would we recognize her and call out her name).

My friend and I both chuckled a little and without prompting both said in unison "Welcome to Medellin" jajajajaja.

To quote another ol' buddy (and I think it has been repeated ad nauseum). She isn't your girl. It's just your turn.

[Huacho]

And the stuff with my girl is the funniest. I have not put a photo of her up, did not say what level housing she lived in, did not mention her job specifically, yet that has not stopped your crew, Huacho, Mr. E, and V from saying the most nasty stuff about her.

I ain't said shit and am part of no one's crew.

[Mr Enternational]

Except for the shaved and then painted on eyebrows and the boob job she's an attractive woman. I just don't understand why eyebrows are so offensive. Trim, pluck and shape, sure. Wax them off and paint them back on? Why?

I have a chick in Bogota like that except hers are tattooed and they go up in the middle so she always looks surprised. I will never understand women.

[Anthony2023]

Except for the shaved and then painted on eyebrows and the boob job she's an attractive woman. I just don't understand why eyebrows are so offensive. Trim, pluck and shape, sure. Wax them off and paint them back on? Why? .

That's mean jjbee LOL you are pretty picky haha.