Jakarta

[HelloYou]

I hope you don't mind me making the following comments, they are merely aimed at ensuring you enjoy yourself a bit more than you currently appear to be doing.

I am only reading your few paragraphs of type on a screen and straight away I am picking up a very negative vibe from you. You appear to want to be disappointed, you give the impression of someone who is a bit antsy, unsure of himself and on the look out all the time for someone who is trying to rip you off. This is the feeling I get from reading your posts, I am pretty certain if I am getting this idea about you, the people around you in a brothel, pretty shrewd judges of character when it comes to these things, are sensing it even more so.

You need to chill out a little bit, relax, especially now that you know the ropes. Have a drink or two, smile a lot, if your Bahasa Indonesia isn't great, just shrug your shoulders in the universal manner, give a broad grin and make it out that "Hey I don't understand a word anyone is saying here, but we all know what we want so let's get it on shall we?" Try to lose the nervous tourist look, feeling for your wallet and camera whenever a local person approaches you to talk to you.

In the room, try to get some sort of rapport going with the girl, it's not essential, after all you are the paying client and it's her job to service you, but you never know, the service might get upgraded from basic to a little bit extra if you can get her to laugh now and then. The phone usually rings about the 50-minute mark, that's standard practice, it lets you know you have 10 minutes to finish up, get showered and dressed, otherwise we'd all end up going right to the clock and then extending our stay another 10 minutes as we freshened up.

And most of all for crying out loud get over yourself about the tips. You don't have to tip anyone if you don't want to, I only ever tip the girl, 100 if it's standard service, 200 if she brightened up my evening and a promise that I'll choose her again next time. Occasionally if the mama gets me a real cracker (rather than reaching for the first girl that passes us by) I will slip her a 20, as you can see, I am not the last of the big spenders but somehow I manage to have a good time in Classic.

No one else needs a tip, not the maid (trust me the management doesn't care whether you tip the maids, they aren't phoning you early out of spite), not the doorman, not the lady who takes your "boarding pass" as you leave, just give them a pleasant smile and be on your way. The very fact that they all seem to be badgering you for tips indicates that you are giving off a certain, almost vulnerable, vibe, which I seem to be getting from you myself.

Anyway, that's just my thoughts, sorry if I come across as a bit obnoxious, I really am not, I am just trying to help you have fun in an establishment whose sole purpose is to let a guy like you have fun.

ETA: The mama was not saying "chica chica", but "jiggy-jiggy", ie sex, surely anyone who frequents houses of ill-repute must have come across that expression before.

Hey thank you. Your feedback really freshened me up. I did have a bit of this bad vibe they were all expecting tips from me.

I ll stick to 100 k then. Good to hear. No tip for the maid.

So for Mega Ayu it's normal they charge 750 k while other charge 350-400 k for the same service? Was always wondered if there was a misunderstanding or if they are charging more.

[Hilo77]

Another punt in Classic. Fairly average punt. I think the maid this time recognized me as the dude who doesn't tip.

I think they decided to ring around 35-40 min in for the time up reminder. I know I have 1 h but I suppose they'll get stricter because I didn't tip the maids.

Also at the end of the session I gave 100 k to the girl I punted and she asked for 100 k more. The previous one had a disappointed face as well.

I told her I need the cash for my next punt. And she let it be. Very awkward moment made me wonder if 200 is standard tip? I really hope no. 100 k is good enough on top of the initial fee? (365 k + mandatory drink (50 k for orange juice).

At Sammon simplest for you is just to go to classic hotel. You'll be able to pick around 50-70 girls between the 2 clubs.

I hope you don't mind me making the following comments, they are merely aimed at ensuring you enjoy yourself a bit more than you currently appear to be doing.

I am only reading your few paragraphs of type on a screen and straight away I am picking up a very negative vibe from you. You appear to want to be disappointed, you give the impression of someone who is a bit antsy, unsure of himself and on the look out all the time for someone who is trying to rip you off. This is the feeling I get from reading your posts, I am pretty certain if I am getting this idea about you, the people around you in a brothel, pretty shrewd judges of character when it comes to these things, are sensing it even more so.

You need to chill out a little bit, relax, especially now that you know the ropes. Have a drink or two, smile a lot, if your Bahasa Indonesia isn't great, just shrug your shoulders in the universal manner, give a broad grin and make it out that "Hey I don't understand a word anyone is saying here, but we all know what we want so let's get it on shall we?" Try to lose the nervous tourist look, feeling for your wallet and camera whenever a local person approaches you to talk to you.

In the room, try to get some sort of rapport going with the girl, it's not essential, after all you are the paying client and it's her job to service you, but you never know, the service might get upgraded from basic to a little bit extra if you can get her to laugh now and then. The phone usually rings about the 50-minute mark, that's standard practice, it lets you know you have 10 minutes to finish up, get showered and dressed, otherwise we'd all end up going right to the clock and then extending our stay another 10 minutes as we freshened up.

And most of all for crying out loud get over yourself about the tips. You don't have to tip anyone if you don't want to, I only ever tip the girl, 100 if it's standard service, 200 if she brightened up my evening and a promise that I'll choose her again next time. Occasionally if the mama gets me a real cracker (rather than reaching for the first girl that passes us by) I will slip her a 20, as you can see, I am not the last of the big spenders but somehow I manage to have a good time in Classic.

No one else needs a tip, not the maid (trust me the management doesn't care whether you tip the maids, they aren't phoning you early out of spite), not the doorman, not the lady who takes your "boarding pass" as you leave, just give them a pleasant smile and be on your way. The very fact that they all seem to be badgering you for tips indicates that you are giving off a certain, almost vulnerable, vibe, which I seem to be getting from you myself.

Anyway, that's just my thoughts, sorry if I come across as a bit obnoxious, I really am not, I am just trying to help you have fun in an establishment whose sole purpose is to let a guy like you have fun.

ETA: The mama was not saying "chica chica", but "jiggy-jiggy", ie sex, surely anyone who frequents houses of ill-repute must have come across that expression before.

[WestCoast1]

I will be in Jakarta two nights and two nights in Yogyakarta. So I might partake in some action in Jakarta and just do sightseeing alone.

Do see the Borobudur.

[Irish Mongrel]

I will certainly try but it will be a last minute deal to book flights. Problem is the language unlike in Philippines. I too never went anywhere alone in Philippines. I did try some sites but it is full of old ladies long for stability. It seems unlike Philippines age differences is a factor in Indo for normal dating girls. Once I land hoping to find tout-who will help. My last trip there were couple of them at the hotel who helped me get pretty girls. Not sure if it has changed now. Do not want do a rush deal because it will be a torture if the companion is not likeable.

I am just hoping a driver or hotel person may fix me up with a girl in Yogyakarta. If not so be it. I tried to talk to the fat girl if she can fix me up with a thin girl but she refused. Maybe trying to protect her money.

Depending on your budget and time of arrival you could head to somewhere like BATS and find a companion. Have picked up some wonderful girls from there pre-covid who I have flown around Asia at various times. Wasn't that busy when I was there a few months ago so choice may be limited, but you may be surprised. Certainly English isn't going to be an issue. Or you could go the Gold Membership route for Tinder, set your location as Yogya and see what gems come up. It's a Uni town so should be some wonderful ladies looking for a few $.

[Sammon]

Would you consider finding a different girl in Jakarta. It is always nice having a sightseeing girl along for the ride. Getting a slim one and you have someone to help with dinner plans. Girl love the status of being flown around on your dime also. That's certainly what I do in Ph. Is that transferrable to Indo?

I will certainly try but it will be a last minute deal to book flights. Problem is the language unlike in Philippines. I too never went anywhere alone in Philippines. I did try some sites but it is full of old ladies long for stability. It seems unlike Philippines age differences is a factor in Indo for normal dating girls. Once I land hoping to find tout-who will help. My last trip there were couple of them at the hotel who helped me get pretty girls. Not sure if it has changed now. Do not want do a rush deal because it will be a torture if the companion is not likeable.

I am just hoping a driver or hotel person may fix me up with a girl in Yogyakarta. If not so be it. I tried to talk to the fat girl if she can fix me up with a thin girl but she refused. Maybe trying to protect her money.

[Goferring]

I am going to Yogyakarta which is on my bucket list. Still not decided on taking the girl I met online. She is chubby. Not sure if she is up to walking during sightseeing trips.

Even for sex it will be like plugging a whale. I will be in Jakarta two nights and two nights in Yogyakarta. So I might partake in some action in Jakarta and just do sightseeing alone. I am coming back to Philippines anyway where I can get all the pussy I want. Not worth taking a whale on vacation. In her pictures she did not look fat but on cam really fat.

While Jogja is a pretty conservative place, it's also a college town. If you're not desperate to get laid, then arriving alone then jumping on the location based apps may bring up pleasant surprises with little downside risk. Certainly better than being stuck with a porker as the only option for the whole time.

Of course, if she is just a Freudian Slip then there is no shame in that too. 😜.

[HelloYou]

Another punt in Classic. Fairly average punt. I think the maid this time recognized me as the dude who doesn't tip.

I think they decided to ring around 35-40 min in for the time up reminder. I know I have 1 h but I suppose they'll get stricter because I didn't tip the maids.

Also at the end of the session I gave 100 k to the girl I punted and she asked for 100 k more. The previous one had a disappointed face as well.

I told her I need the cash for my next punt. And she let it be. Very awkward moment made me wonder if 200 is standard tip? I really hope no. 100 k is good enough on top of the initial fee? (365 k + mandatory drink (50 k for orange juice).

At Sammon simplest for you is just to go to classic hotel. You'll be able to pick around 50-70 girls between the 2 clubs.

[AsianPursuits]

I am going to Yogyakarta which is on my bucket list. Still not decided on taking the girl I met online. She is chubby. Not sure if she is up to walking during sightseeing trips.

Even for sex it will be like plugging a whale. I will be in Jakarta two nights and two nights in Yogyakarta. So I might partake in some action in Jakarta and just do sightseeing alone. I am coming back to Philippines anyway where I can get all the pussy I want. Not worth taking a whale on vacation. In her pictures she did not look fat but on cam really fat.

Would you consider finding a different girl in Jakarta. It is always nice having a sightseeing girl along for the ride. Getting a slim one and you have someone to help with dinner plans. Girl love the status of being flown around on your dime also. That's certainly what I do in Ph. Is that transferrable to Indo?

[Sammon]

I am going to Yogyakarta which is on my bucket list. Still not decided on taking the girl I met online. She is chubby. Not sure if she is up to walking during sightseeing trips.

Even for sex it will be like plugging a whale. I will be in Jakarta two nights and two nights in Yogyakarta. So I might partake in some action in Jakarta and just do sightseeing alone. I am coming back to Philippines anyway where I can get all the pussy I want. Not worth taking a whale on vacation. In her pictures she did not look fat but on cam really fat.

[HelloYou]

Maybe this is your first punt hunt or maybe your from Hong Kong (walkups begin at noon) or maybe your Tijuana Hong Kong veteran. But I feel in Indonesia things start going at 7-8 pm.

Ah good to know. I usually prefer going when there are less people even though there are less girls as it's a quieter period and easier to pick the pretty girls. Which usually get booked non stop when it gets busy.

This is particularly true in Germans brothels or FKKs. Same for Bangkok / Pattaya I remember some of the pretty girls I wanted to book was gone by 8 pm while I was on a reconnaissance tour.

[StinkyFeet]

Maybe this is your first punt hunt or maybe your from Hong Kong (walkups begin at noon) or maybe your Tijuana Hong Kong veteran. But I feel in Indonesia things start going at 7-8 pm.

Today I went to komplex around 3 pm. It didn't look busy and the music wasn't blasting from outside. That I really appreciated.

I started first going to Mega Ayu. Mamasan came to me and said something I had no clue. I tried to look for the girls but could only see a few further down.

I asked mamasan what service they provide in Google translate. She said girls and drink.

So I asked how much for the girls. She said 750 k.

Surprised by the price. I asked what service they provide. She moved her body and said "chica chica". I assume it means sex. I was expecting something more for this price premium. I was wondering whether I should tell her next door it cost 400 k?

She showed me 1 or 2 girls who were fairly average looking. I wasn't interested to pay a premium for an average girl?

I thanked her and left.

Then I went to MTR bar massage. There were only 3 girls in there. Really not attractive either. I just queried about the price and he told me 400 k.

I acknowledged and left as I wasn't interested.

The afternoon seems to be a disappointment in Komplex. Classic hotel had 20 girls and didn't try to charge me 750 k.

Wondering if I made the wrong choice as I booked a hotel near komplex. Will come back later to check if it gets better.

[HelloYou]

Today I went to komplex around 3 pm. It didn't look busy and the music wasn't blasting from outside. That I really appreciated.

I started first going to Mega Ayu. Mamasan came to me and said something I had no clue. I tried to look for the girls but could only see a few further down.

I asked mamasan what service they provide in Google translate. She said girls and drink.

So I asked how much for the girls. She said 750 k.

Surprised by the price. I asked what service they provide. She moved her body and said "chica chica". I assume it means sex. I was expecting something more for this price premium. I was wondering whether I should tell her next door it cost 400 k?

She showed me 1 or 2 girls who were fairly average looking. I wasn't interested to pay a premium for an average girl?

I thanked her and left.

Then I went to MTR bar massage. There were only 3 girls in there. Really not attractive either. I just queried about the price and he told me 400 k.

I acknowledged and left as I wasn't interested.

The afternoon seems to be a disappointment in Komplex. Classic hotel had 20 girls and didn't try to charge me 750 k.

Wondering if I made the wrong choice as I booked a hotel near komplex. Will come back later to check if it gets better.

[Offshore Swell]

So I decided to try classic hotel. Went there around 2:30 pm. I went to the club on the 2nd floor.

There was maybe 20 girls all sitting around. I was told I need to have a 40 k minimum spend on drink.

So went ordered a cheap soft drink.

Mamasan came to me. And started to present me 2 girls. She said double for 500 k 90 min. I said I only wanted 1. She said 365 and 60 min.

The line up wasn't that great. I asked mamasan if there were other girls later. She said they come from 6 pm. And it's too long to wait until 6 pm.

I didn t mind as I just came to see what it looks like. But mamasan really wanted me to take someone. She sat near me all the time. Then called a random chick to sit next to me. Then left both of us to have a chat.

After 10 min I was really not interested by her and asked her to go back to her friend.

Then mamasan came back and sat near me again asking to chose again.

Exasperated. I decided to have a walk around to check on the girl. And another mamasan came asking me to pick one. It was so much pressure I decided to get one.

The lady I chosen told me she was 19. Same as many girls there. I wondered if they lied about their age. She also had very perky tits which made wonder if they were real. But I thought she probably don t have the cash for this?

Anyway, we did the deed and it was the same as in Starmoon. Okayish service and wanting to leave as soon as the deed is finished. So I suppose max time is around 30 min but not 1 h.

She was more pleasant though. But asked for tips at the end and I have her 100 k tips.

Upon leaving. The maid were behind the door. Very odd. All 5 maid asked for tips. I refused because I thought it was too much.

Then when leaving I paid for my drink. I think they added 10 k to it to 38 k. Gave 40 k and didn't get change.

So all in all paid 515 k. I'd said service and line up is very very similar to starmoon.

I was considering booking in classic hotel my stay but will probably stay in cheaper hotel nearer komplex as the service and pricing is similar.

Would definitely come back on weekend evening to see how it is on evening.

Yes, OS is a firm advocate in watching your pennies too. You did the right thing to decline the tips. News of a tipper travels by bongo drum in those places and before you know it, they will be lining up for your generosity.

As for all those saving you have made. They can be used for so many interesting things. You could treat yourself to a new toothbrush, buy some nasi goreng or even park your motorcycle for an hour or too. Well done!. If you look after the pennies the pounds will look after themselves OS mother used to tell him. Although, she would never have imagined that OS would have allocated so many of those pennies to this lustful craft.

[HelloYou]

Unless I found the wrong Classic Hotel, but Google is telling be it's quite affordable.

Each night in classic hotel cost around 400 k via Agoda. They also don't have weekly discount for long term stayed.

I booked one with weekly discount near komplex (Primahotel ITC) for 250 k / night.

So an equivalent hotel, 5 min walk to komplex, 30% cheaper.

[Mighty Spearsman]

Am I to read that as it's not very safe to go there?

Correct. It's not very safe to go there.

As I wrote the other day: "Stinky is correct, anyone new to Jakarta shouldn't even think of visiting this place, unless you are brought there by a trusted companion who's fluent in Bahasa, and even then there are numerous better places. As Offshore Swell points out, the place really is a filthy dump. ".