Hanoi

[Mosquito2002]

Will be spending a night in Ha Long after cruising Ha Long Bay before returning to Hanoi. What's the nightlife like there?

[J Korea]

Searched but not getting any luck. Any of the decent hotels with a bar where can find freelancers / working girls? Assume the bar at Metropole too fancy? Ideally something like Brix at Grandy Hyatt in Singapore or the old JJ Mhoneys at Grand Hyatt Seoul (where while not super busy, still had freelancers). At the Pulman but nothing herr.

[Geneva Guy]

Tried the other areas section and not a word. Anybody know if this town outside Haiphong is still a going concern?

Yep have spent a lot of time in Haiphong. First you need to speak some vietnamese or use google translate. Second, the incidence of HIV in the girls is higher in that area. I work in the medical area in Haiphong when I visit so got this info from an Infectious disease doc. Do Son is not very big so you have to move around.

Try LINE app. I've had good luck using that one.

GG.

[SouthEaster]

Tried the other areas section and not a word. Anybody know if this town outside Haiphong is still a going concern?

[Mosquito2002]

Couldn't find them in my trip, at least around my hotel area in old quarter. Had to make do with circle k stores.

In HCMC saw many 7-11 and familymarts.

Thanks, Circle K works for midnite snacks and beer nightcap.

[Ulalaulala123]

Couldn't find them in my trip, at least around my hotel area in old quarter. Had to make do with circle k stores.

In HCMC saw many 7-11 and familymarts.

Yea, wacky question. But like hitting 711 after a long night.

[Mosquito2002]

Yea, wacky question. But like hitting 711 after a long night.

[Sic66]

Date & Time: FEB 2023.

Location: 26 P. Phan Văand Trị, Quốsee Tử Giám, Đ7889;ng Đa, Hà andộI, Vietnam.

Name: Didn't ask.

Nationality: Vietnamese.

Language: Didn't talk, only translated trough her phone.

Age: Born 2003.

Face: 4/5.

Body: 5/5 (Tiny tits, the way I love it).

Service: 3/5.

GFE: 2/5.

Price: 600 k VND (Sauna + Bath together + massage + Nuru 100 mins) + 600,000 VND (Tips for HJ / BBBJ).

WIR: I whish I had time.

I decided to try emperor instead of Neko (2/3 of the price) in Hanoi last night. The location is in a side street with noth much to do around, but easy to find with the address. Once you arrive, there is a girl at the counter showing you only the 60 k+60 k option (I read somewhere shorter and cheaper was possible, but I needed a relaxing moment anyway as I walked a lot that day). You pay everything at once and you are led to a room by a man, sending a girl over. I told him I liked tiny and slim, and I don't know if he got it, but he said OK OK. About 5 minutes later a girls shows up. Really pretty face (almost babyface) and really nice body in the uniform they wear.

She heated up the sauna room and led me to it. Waited me to finish in there. After the session I laid on the bed while she massaged me with some kind of herbal paste. She showed me a message "I'm new here, Do you mind or would you like another girl?" I told her she could stay and she smiled, we then proceeded to the shower where she joined me and washed me off. From the shower we went to the bath where she washed me entirely, giving me a few nice strokes on the way.

We were back on the bed where she proceeded with the Nuru. This is where her skills were still limited, although it felt good have her naked body against mine, it was not very applied, and she turned me over after 5 minutes to then do the front side. She wanted to the BJ from the side of the bed, but I asked her to come in 69 position. I started licking and she didn't stop me, so I continued. Unfortunately it was more HJ than BJ and with all the nuru gel, it's difficult to control the This part ended way to fast. AS some time was left, she proposed to give me a normal massage, she remained naked the whole time, and give me a really good massage, there I was surprised as I didn't expect this. We ended up showering together again, and as the 100 minutes were almost over, I didn't feel like waiting until the end. Got dressed, and got back outside. During the dressing I asked about her tattoo that had some dates. Showed 2003, I asked if that was her, she noded yes. Really a nice girl to pass some time.

I must warn tough: Facilities are run down, humidity marks everywhere. So the hardware is not optimal, but the software was definitely soft.

[Ulalaulala123]

Tried Neko nuru 2 times.

1st girl:

She was good, looks wise a 7 with a nice figure. Although I knew FS was not on offer, got so excited on seeing her in her Neko uniform. She bathed me in bathtub then asked me to relax while she takes bath in sauna room. Seeing her sexy body getting washed, I was desperate to taste her. Was hoping she would at least allow some body kissing, and boy o boy, what an experience it was!

She was so damn cooperative- munched her boobs, bit her tits. No complaints. Munched her pussy and bit her vertical lips. Slightly complained but with a smile. Asked to give some nuru sliding. Again what a great feeling! Then came the final part I. E, BBBJ + HJ. Fingered her to heart's content while she was blowing me. I whispered multiple times "I want to boom boom you". She smiles and opens google translate to tell me that it will get her fired. Such a downer. I was in total mood to bang her brains out!

While getting dressed, saw her boobs were still red with my hungry munching. Felt so great. Tipped a little extra to her and left a very happy man.

2nd girl:

After the great 1st encounter, decided to visited neko again. This time was an average experience. Firstly, the neko staff is not so friendly in answering customer's queries. I was just given a one line reply with a straight face for anything I asked. "You can select the girls in the room sir", whereas I had already whatsapped them in advance of my preferred selection of girls.

Coming to the girl, she was a 21 Yr old, looks wise 7. Had a lovely body with puffy type nipples. She was not as cooperative as 1st one. Felt a bit mechanical. Kept reminding me of time left. No DATY allowed, with short boobs kissing. The nuru sliding was also sub par. Did horizontal sliding instead of the standard vertical. Took this opportunity to start fingering her. Her pussy was damn tight. Found it difficult to insert 2 fingers. Few minutes later, she started BBBJ + HJ which she wanted to finish quickly, but I still got her to do it for few more minutes, thanks to the morning jerking I had done at hotel haha.

While casually chatting later, she was quite friendly to talk but again I am not here to chat, I am here for a sexperience, which was pretty ordinary to be honest. No extra tips for her.

The straight faced neko staff were all smiles once I paid the monney, but I think they need to work on their customer friendliness. If you don't understand what customer is asking use the fucking google translate, rather than repeating same line again and again!

[JustAwny]

During my time in Vietnam (coming from Pattaya), I found that I couldn't get any attraction whatsoever from Vietnamese girls.

I found this quote in another forum, which explains things:

Vietnamese girls think differently. Massive culture shock. They do tend to be fuckable virgins though. (unlike Indian women) You just need to be serious to them. Most girls are virgins till married.

[Ulalaulala123]

Tried Lady windy massage yesterday. Took the 500 k + 500 k tip option. I told will give tip to the girl upstairs. Asked for selection but was told can't select but can change. Paid 500 k at counter and went upstairs. I asked for a change of 1st girl as she was quite average looking. The 2nd one was also kinda above avg looking but accepted her as I was fed up with the waiting times. Both girls took 8-10 minutes to appear. The sauna had started leaking steam into the room, the bathtub half full and my patience half gone.

Went to sauna for few minutes while she undressed. Once I came out was directed to the bathtub. The girl asked "bom bom?” I said ofcourse yes. She replied "bom bom 2 m, thank you". I indicated with fingers 1. 5 m max I will give. She was not ready but I was also not ready to pay 2 m for an above avg chick. This negotiation went on for the rest of bath and during the massage. I think that's the only English words she knows "bom bom 2 m, thank you". Finally she agreed for 1. 5 m and we started the deed. Did DATY+FS. She was worried someone will find out but didn't hurry much. Quite cooperative actually.

Overall the experience was ok but won't be repeating this place or any place with this kind of selection hurdles. I think they have quite a few average looking girls so they don't allow direct selection.

[Chesterfield12]

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[Robin Mill]

Tried Neko massage at OCD building few days back. First time there.

Seems like even with all the prices upfront, there are still ways they will short-change or cheat you.

Went at 4 pm. Order the King room 90 minutes. 950 k + tip 950 k.

Chose a girl, Japanese tattoo on left shoulder.

Ask me to do sanua alone, for about 10 minutes.

Shower with me in big tube, massage my hand and leg a bit sitting down in tub. 10 minutes.

Ask if I want 2 girls. I said no need.

Tried to make me cum in tub. Keep insisting to make me cum early. Told her no.

Go onto bed, immediately tried BBBJ and HJ. After 5 minutes, told her not in the mood yet, can start massage me.

Gel Massage 15 minutes. Just some pressing and slapping of back. No body to body massage.

Lousy massage.

Turn over. BBBJ and HJ. Done.

Then she lie next to me. I shut eye a bit. Then she ask me go shower up.

I am out at the counter, to my surprise, its only 4. 50 pm.

The guy at the counter mentioned I need to pay full 1900 k. I said no.

He mentioned KING room minimum 1. 5 HR. Say can go back in for the rest of 30 minutes.

What is the girl trying to do? Work for less than an hour, expect 1. 5 hours? Is it customer duty to keep watch of the time?

Things might turn really ugly, but luckily, there are constant stream of customers going out, coming in. So they know there is a commotion going on.

In the end, paid for room for 1. 5 h, and tip for gal at 1 h.

They have tons of foreign customer going for a single time. So I don't think they care.

The girl mentioned the customer here are mainly foreigner and they have about 20 girls on the premise.

To the establishment, DO NOT presume that customer are trying to cheat. Check on your own protocol first.

Go at your own risk.

[Vincent X]

Just reading the forum, Neko Nuru Massage was definitely in my Top 3 of Spa / Massage options, guess it's #1 now.

Any recommendations for a legit barber experience with a hot Viet (female, of course). Only talking about a good haircut (wash and conditioning), manicure / pedicure, facial / foot massage and ear cleaning? Some place that I can bring the entire family (wife, daughter and niece) along. Just for the experience.

Side Note: Any good poker rooms in Hanoi? Wouldn't mind blowing a few hours playing some cards, as haven't played live poker in years.

Though I didn't try any casinos, but I think there is one in Hanoi Hotel. The club name is Winners club. Enjoy.

[Mosquito2002]

Try Neko nuru massage. You can choose the girls once you pay the room charges and massage there is one of a kind experience in itself. Though they don't allow full service there, but you can get mind-blowing HJ and BJ there and for some extra money you can try to persuade the girl to meet you outside or call her to your hotel. Enjoy bro.

Just reading the forum, Neko Nuru Massage was definitely in my Top 3 of Spa / Massage options, guess it's #1 now.

Any recommendations for a legit barber experience with a hot Viet (female, of course). Only talking about a good haircut (wash and conditioning), manicure / pedicure, facial / foot massage and ear cleaning? Some place that I can bring the entire family (wife, daughter and niece) along. Just for the experience.

Side Note: Any good poker rooms in Hanoi? Wouldn't mind blowing a few hours playing some cards, as haven't played live poker in years.