Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I would like to get out of Pattaya for Songkran, but I suspect that everywhere in Thailand will be jammed with regugees from Bangkok.

So, where to go?

[XXL]

... wrap your phones and stuff in a plastic bag they will be selling 7/11 plastic covers that you can wear over your neck.
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Not to mention hearing aids. What I resented most when getting spashed was that 1) the water was ice-cold 2) gypsum paste got thrown as well. What about having some peee at the ready to retaliate?

[Explorer8939]

Occasionally, I will rent a hotel room with a jacuzzi for a lady I have been with before (so I know she is going to show up). My go. To hotel is Cape Dara Resort. Very few Farangs tgere, mostly HISO Thais or Chinese residents.

I get a room with a jacuzzi and bring cheap shampoo to make bubbles.

Thai ladies don't like hot water generally, and aren't used to baths, which makes them hesitant to try. After a few drinks, they will get in, and most seem to enjoy it. The vast majority try getting on top for a jacuzzi fuck, but its harder than you think. Its not easy for a lady's pussy to contain a soapy dick. After a while, we hit the bed for real sex.

A great change of pace.

[LittleBigMan]

Booked to go to Bangkok and Pattaya for Songkran. There will also be a rap festival in town that I will check out. I've done Colombia and DR but now it is time to see what the hype is about surrounding Thailand. I've made it through maybe 25 pages of forum. There seems to be more information regarding Thailand than other locations I have been to. I want to see why guys say Thailand is so amazing and why it seems plenty prefer it to DR.

The majority of the things being said about Songkran are very true! But what is done too late to back out now? I believe in Bangkok, can be confirmed by others is basically 3 days something like the 13th-15th, the closure of roads, and water throwing.

If you are the stiff-shirt type of guy dress shirt, long pants, and black socks will not go well for you. In Pattaya, it goes on much too long March 13th thru the 20th, in different locations throughout Chon Buri Province. In Pattaya, it will start on the 13th, down in the tourist area, particularly Beach road where there is lots of water throwing. Pretty much dress as if you are going to the Beach wear sunglasses and wrap your phones and stuff in a plastic bag they will be selling 7/11 plastic covers that you can wear over your neck.

As noted even before Covid many do travel back to their villages this is basically their New Year's but if you never experience it you will never know when it comes to driving it is one of the most dangerous times on the road. The date is embedded into my head for life April 18th, the day I came within an inch or less of the end, the birth of my granddaughter 18th of April has erased much of that day so driving up to the wife's farm during Songkran should be a breeze?

[Explorer8939]

More on my mongering in Pattaya.

I start off in a bar, when I barfine a lady to go back to my condo to drink tequila. I always have decent real tequila in my freezer, plus lemons and salt.

The lady will stay for a few hours, and most of the time, the session will end with a fuck, but there will be lots of foreplay.

Maybe 5 percent of the time, the lady will be a complete dud, just not into it at all, and I will send her back to the bar with 1000 baht.

I repeat with the good ones, and sometimes they ask if they can bring a friend. Sometimes the friend works out better than the first lady. Sometimes the lady brings a real good friend who can make her cum. But once I have the friend's Facebook, I am free to have the friend come alone.

Using this method, I usually have a rotation of 30 ladies I can choose from. The rotation changes as some ladies get knocked up and go home, or some sponsor will try to take them off the market, or they get married.

I rarely go to a bar to get a lady, most just come to my condo. When I do go to a bar, its to find a new lady, or sometimes I don't have the Facebook or LINE of some lady who came over once.

What I don't do is chat with the ladies online. They are busy, so my interactions are only about date and time. Or to say thank you after they leave.

If some lady pings me to request a date, I will respond, but random chatting almost always ends up with a request for money.

[Banana Boi]

Imagine how valuable your posts could be if you actually share info about pricing etc. Now its just one big diary from a narcist that adds zero value to this topic.

Feel kinda sorry for you mate.

Vagueness is prevalent on ISG, especially in the Thailand threads. It's almost like posts are just made up. Try going on the Jakarta thread and start posting stuff about the "secret" bars. You'll instantly get PM's telling you to not post about these bars. On the Vietnam forum nothing is ever mentioned. Everything is top secret. So much to do in Vietnam and so many nice teen and early 20's girls for cheap but you won't hear a word about it on ISG.

There should be a section on ISG where you only have access to if Admin feels you are have contributed enough relevant information in your posts overt time including girl's names/numbers, bar names, and pricing, and what is currently hot and not hot in the city. If you become inactive in providing DETAILED information to that section of the board the guys in that section can vote to have you removed. The Admin should be longstanding useful members who lives in the city. Pattaya - Mr. E and LBM. BKK Goats and ET.

[Explorer8939]

Imagine how valuable your posts could be if you actually share info about pricing etc. Now its just one big diary from a narcist that adds zero value to this topic.

Feel kinda sorry for you mate.

Always the same price, 2000 baht for 3 or 4 hours.

What the lady does is up to her. Of course, she knows if she does nothing, she probably isn't coming bac.

[Banana Boi]

Imagine how valuable your posts could be if you actually share info about pricing etc. Now its just one big diary from a narcist that adds zero value to this topic.

I'm feeling left out. I'll adjust Explorer's post to my day yesterday.

I had a pretty young naturally busty ex-coworker (silicon enhanced MILF) over to my house (condo) today. She was complaining about my smelly feet (her Farang boyfriend), but I told her not to worry since we could shower together (since he was giving her 50,000 baht a month).

After a nice bubble bath with Mr. Bubble (some tequila), she was laying on her tits so I could see side breasts only while I prone boned her (naked and straddling my face) then did anal. We were hungry after so went for some ramen near Canal.

Sorry no restaurant or girl named to protect the innocent. Price? A priceless afternoon in NYC.

[MartinFlevo]

I had a silicon enhanced MILF over to my condo today. She was complaining about her Farang boyfriend, but I told her not to worry, since he was giving her 50,000 baht a month.

After some tequila, she was naked and straddling my face, while another lady was giving me a HJ. And then the HJ turned into a fuck.

Just another day in Pattaya.

Imagine how valuable your posts could be if you actually share info about pricing etc. Now its just one big diary from a narcist that adds zero value to this topic.

Feel kinda sorry for you mate.

[Banana Boi]

Songkran and Pattaya together, you picked the worst time of the year IMHO. I did songkran once in Pattaya, never again in my life, even if I had a free trip.

I lived in Pattaya and always left during Songkran. Bunch of muscleheads who haven't grown up yet acting like big shots with water pistols.

A deadly combination of the most guys and fewest girls actually working. Those girls who stick around town are doing Songkran, not working.

[Mr Enternational]

Booked to go to Bangkok and Pattaya for Songkran. There will also be a rap festival in town that I will check out. I've done Colombia and DR but now it is time to see what the hype is about surrounding Thailand. I've made it through maybe 25 pages of forum. There seems to be more information regarding Thailand than other locations I have been to. I want to see why guys say Thailand is so amazing and why it seems plenty prefer it to DR.

LOL. Did you even mention DR in the same sentence with Thailand? At least you could have stepped up to Colombia. Yeah Rolling Loud is coming April 13-15.

[Explorer8939]

I had a silicon enhanced MILF over to my condo today. She was complaining about her Farang boyfriend, but I told her not to worry, since he was giving her 50,000 baht a month.

After some tequila, she was naked and straddling my face, while another lady was giving me a HJ. And then the HJ turned into a fuck.

Just another day in Pattaya.

[Christian G]

Booked to go to Bangkok and Pattaya for Songkran. There will also be a rap festival in town that I will check out.

Songkran and Pattaya together, you picked the worst time of the year IMHO. I did songkran once in Pattaya, never again in my life, even if I had a free trip.

[Cha Chumplin]

Booked to go to Bangkok and Pattaya for Songkran. There will also be a rap festival in town that I will check out. I've done Colombia and DR but now it is time to see what the hype is about surrounding Thailand. I've made it through maybe 25 pages of forum. There seems to be more information regarding Thailand than other locations I have been to. I want to see why guys say Thailand is so amazing and why it seems plenty prefer it to DR.

Problem with Songrjkran is a lot of Girls go home to their Village.

So much so you can tell the difference. Add to that numbers are already down.

Just keep your enthusiasm in Check.

[Explorer8939]

Booked to go to Bangkok and Pattaya for Songkran. There will also be a rap festival in town that I will check out. I've done Colombia and DR but now it is time to see what the hype is about surrounding Thailand. I've made it through maybe 25 pages of forum. There seems to be more information regarding Thailand than other locations I have been to. I want to see why guys say Thailand is so amazing and why it seems plenty prefer it to DR.

It's a hip hop festival.