General Reports

[Robreefer]

The last time I went to Tijuana I left my hotel at 2:00 PM and I could not find the border line. I left from La Mansion and every sign that I followed took me in circles around the city. Every time I would get close to what looked like a border line, the police would direct me away. Google maps / car navigation was no help. Eventually I just crossed through the sentry line because I honestly could not figure out how to drive across the proper way. I always stay at La Mansion. Can someone explain how to get into the automobile crossing line when it is busy? Is it easier to navigate to the Otay Crossing?

[BrotherMouzone]

I concur.

I say this as someone who goes to Tijuana on the regular. It's an awful city with few redeeming qualities except it's proximity to the US and readily available access to poontang that costs half as much as 1 mile to the north. Yes it has some good restaurants and bars but it is largely a cultural wasteland and a existential threat to the humanity and dignity of its inhabitants, most of whom would live elsewhere if given the choice and opportunity.

Well I'd say it's more than "some". There are many hella good restaurants, bars, breweries, etc. Of solid (or even outstanding in some cases) quality at excellent pricing that alone makes it worth visiting Tijuana occasionally. And it's not like it's just food, drinks, and pussy that's cheap. If you find the right spots there are other services such dental, cosmetic, auto, etc. Services that are quality at a fraction of the price that you'll find in the USA Wouldn't want to live there like some do but IMO Tijuana does have several redeeming qualities outside of the clubs. I've grown fond of the city personally even outside of Zona Norte.

[AmericanPi]

I think it is best to figure you what you are looking for before you go. If you are mongering it is difficult to beat Tijuana because everything is laid out for you in one central location. If you can get away from the mongering mindset then just about every major city in Mexico beats Tijuana and by the time you return, you will say to yourself that Tijuana is kind of fucking ugly compared to the rest of Mexico.

I concur.

I say this as someone who goes to Tijuana on the regular. It's an awful city with few redeeming qualities except it's proximity to the US and readily available access to poontang that costs half as much as 1 mile to the north. Yes it has some good restaurants and bars but it is largely a cultural wasteland and a existential threat to the humanity and dignity of its inhabitants, most of whom would live elsewhere if given the choice and opportunity.

[Jackie888]

Hey all, long time member but not active much lately as I took a brief hiatus from all of this. Then when I came back in the game, I was solely going to Tijuana because it was easy and a sure thing. I have been there more times than I can remember which isn't an easy task coming from the Midwest.

I have some time (a week next month and while I was ready to book Tijuana as usual) I thought. Maybe it is time to explore elsewhere. I really love the set up in Tijuana, I know the city very well and I maximize my experience with SA, Civvies and of course I still LOVE the club scene.

I speak pretty good Spanish (nearly fluent at this point) so I feel I can and should explore outside of my bubble. I haven't before because I LOVE Tijuana and the atmosphere of the Zona. It's a sure hit every time. But lately the prices and just BS watered down experience has me seeking a place that may still have something like HK used to be 10 years ago. Maybe it doesn't exist, but a change of scenery might help either strike gold or appreciate Tijuana that much more.

So I have narrowed it down to the following after RTFF:.

I think it is best to figure you what you are looking for before you go. If you are mongering it is difficult to beat Tijuana because everything is laid out for you in one central location. If you can get away from the mongering mindset then just about every major city in Mexico beats Tijuana and by the time you return, you will say to yourself that Tijuana is kind of fucking ugly compared to the rest of Mexico.

[SlickVick0303]

I would go to Mexico city. It will be interesting enough that you won't be needing constant woman like Tijuana. If all you do is go to Tijuana eventually Tijuana can be like walking from your living room to the bathroom in your house. Nothing seems interesting or noticeably anymore.

I agree that is why I am having this thought. I figure worst case, if things aren't to my liking I can grab a cheap flight to Tijuana and finish things off there.

I will check SA. But as mentioned I am a Strip Club guy. Any must go to out there? I am sure nothing like HK, but anything even remotely close or even more laid back will do.

Thanks!

[Dogers69]

Hey all, long time member but not active much lately as I took a brief hiatus from all of this. Then when I came back in the game, I was solely going to Tijuana because it was easy and a sure thing. I have been there more times than I can remember which isn't an easy task coming from the Midwest.

I have some time (a week next month and while I was ready to book Tijuana as usual) I thought. Maybe it is time to explore elsewhere. I really love the set up in Tijuana, I know the city very well and I maximize my experience with SA, Civvies and of course I still LOVE the club scene.

I speak pretty good Spanish (nearly fluent at this point) so I feel I can and should explore outside of my bubble. I haven't before because I LOVE Tijuana and the atmosphere of the Zona. It's a sure hit every time. But lately the prices and just BS watered down experience has me seeking a place that may still have something like HK used to be 10 years ago. Maybe it doesn't exist, but a change of scenery might help either strike gold or appreciate Tijuana that much more..

I would go to Mexico city. It will be interesting enough that you won't be needing constant woman like Tijuana. If all you do is go to Tijuana eventually Tijuana can be like walking from your living room to the bathroom in your house. Nothing seems interesting or noticeably anymore.

[SlickVick0303]

Hey all, long time member but not active much lately as I took a brief hiatus from all of this. Then when I came back in the game, I was solely going to Tijuana because it was easy and a sure thing. I have been there more times than I can remember which isn't an easy task coming from the Midwest.

I have some time (a week next month and while I was ready to book Tijuana as usual) I thought. Maybe it is time to explore elsewhere. I really love the set up in Tijuana, I know the city very well and I maximize my experience with SA, Civvies and of course I still LOVE the club scene.

I speak pretty good Spanish (nearly fluent at this point) so I feel I can and should explore outside of my bubble. I haven't before because I LOVE Tijuana and the atmosphere of the Zona. It's a sure hit every time. But lately the prices and just BS watered down experience has me seeking a place that may still have something like HK used to be 10 years ago. Maybe it doesn't exist, but a change of scenery might help either strike gold or appreciate Tijuana that much more.

So I have narrowed it down to the following after RTFF:

1. CDMX. Easy to get to, Cheap, great food, lots to do, plenty of SA and Escort options.

2. Guadalajara. Easy to get to, Cheap, great food, plenty of SA and Escort options.

3. Monterrey (and piggy backing Saltillo Coahuila) - Easy to get to, Cheap, seems not as "touristy" as the other 2 as well as Tijuana. So might get cheaper and raunchier options. Regarding Saltillo, based on a TR from Tom Jackin! Sounds like the Clubs there are what I am trying to find!

Initially, I was thinking Medellin, but the distance and time traveling is just not how I want to spend the week. Now I am leaning toward #3 but wanted to get insight from anyone that might be familiar with all 3 and what you recommend. Of course, if Tijuana is superior in every way and should just stick to that. I haven't ruled that out either.

Already got SA chicas contacted in each so I am sure that will be an option, but I really want a place with the best club scene as well. Just like that atmosphere.

Thanks in advance for tips and suggestions! I'll make sure to provide a great report while out there.

[Captain Solo]

Her honorable Tijuana mayor will grant you Mexico's Medal of on her, in her and out of her.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I heard reports of guys shooting their 9 inches into babes in HK so be careful to not let other guys have all the fun.

More like5 inches and a lot of ego LOL!

[Turgid]

I heard the report of a 9 mm gun shot today in the Callejon at about 11 am. I confirmed this with 2 other guys that were working the door of HK. So be careful and hit the deck if the cartels start shooting around you LOL.

I heard reports of guys shooting their 9 inches into babes in HK so be careful to not let other guys have all the fun.

[SeaBeeJoe]

How about awarding the "Congressional Medal of On-Her and Off-Her and back On-Her Again"?

I heard the report of a 9 mm gun shot today in the Callejon at about 11 am. I confirmed this with 2 other guys that were working the door of HK. So be careful and hit the deck if the cartels start shooting around you LOL.

[WombatEd2]

You think we will soon receive our Congressional Medal of Honor?

How about awarding the "Congressional Medal of On-Her and Off-Her and back On-Her Again"?

[Captain Solo]

That should make all Americans risking their asses in Tijuana super heroes and true patriots.

You think we will soon receive our Congressional Medal of Honor?

[Captain Solo]

2% murder rate seems very high. I may have misread this news article.

1969 may be all murders for 2021, not per 100 K. Have to recheck that news source. My bad.

This stat should not make the bros shake uncontrollably in fear while humping hot chicas.

[WombatEd2]

LOL, way too much fear-mongering and exaggeration on these boards.

Yes, some of us are known to apply liberal amounts of poetic license to their post.

I, on the other hand, like any other red-blooded American, get my serious news from Twit-her, FaceBlather and Faux Gnus.