Lisbon

[Introwert]

Hi,

First I want to say thanks to everyone who shared their reviews. They were very helpful when I was planning who to see (and who not to see) during my sexation.

But without further ado, here are my opinions about the girls I've met with:

Debora Dias.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/debora-dias/

Score 8/10.

Appearance: beautiful face, but her teeth could be better. Her body is amazing, I couldn't believe my eyes when she took off her dress to take a shower. She looks to be in mid 20's or younger and she's definitely not TS. She is nicely shaved and her skin is soft in touch.

There are some tattoos, scars and other skin defects on her body, but all in all she looks similar to her photos, I would even say she looks a bit younger irl.

Action: Kissing wasn't good for my taste, so I quickly stopped trying. There either is a vibe for that or not.

Her BJ was very wet, she helped herself with hand. She did some DT. Honestly I'm not into receiving oral, so my review may not be very accurate, but I think she does well in this matter.

Sex was good, either she enjoyed it herself or she knew how to act. I only managed to do cowgirl and doggy before finishing for the first time.

I'm not into anal, so I didn't try it, but her ass looks amazing.

She responded very well during cunnilingus, or once again, she's a skilled actress, but I enjoyed licking her fat lips pussy.

Atmosphere: I would say she's a lively, positive person. She laughed a lot, did some stupid seductive shit etc.

She speaks basic English, so don't expect deep conversations with her.

I'm a quiet guy (both in bed and during conversation) and she wasn't bothered with that at all. She even said she likes it.

Additional info: She took a shower before and after each time.

The Meeting lasted a full hour.

Price 150/ h.

Overall I recommend her. I'm giving 8 mostly because of her inability to build a conversation, but I'm guessing it was because of her poor English.

Catia Bom.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/catia-bom/431511

https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...catia-bom-6582

Score 6/10.

Appearance: Her face Is the best part. It looks young, reminds me a lot of Jenna Ortega (from the second season of "You".

She said she has new boobs, so I couldn't see or touch them, but they looked proportional to her body. But below them everything looked at least 5 years older. She had some scars on her stomach and also a piercing in belly. She is small and her whole body is covered in little hair. She also wasn't shaved down under. Materials from Apartadox or EGE are heavily photoshopped.

Action: She was an aggressive kisser. I personally didn't enjoy it, because for me it is more about passion which wasn't there, but I didn't stop her.

She did CBJ, but it was very shallow and she used a lot of hand.

Sex was good, we tried a few positions. First it was cowgirl and she felt a bit tight, but later it was ok. I could see she was naturally getting wet, however she touched herself a lot so most likely it was that.

Once again, I didn't try anal so I can't say anything.

I tried licking her, but I didn't really like it (nothing wrong with her smell or anything like that).

Atmosphere: Her English is not the best too, but she started meeting form a little conversation and continued it during the break, so I think there is potential if one speaks a language she is more fluent in.

I liked her character and I think this was the highlight of this meeting.

Additional info: She didn't take a shower at the start. After sex she only freshened down under.

Meeting lasted a full hour.

After 18:00 she charges a taxi / Uber fee. (nothing crazy, in my case it was around 10).

She forgot to bring the toys*that I asked for.

Price 150/ h.

Overall she's not my type. Her body looks to worn out, her kissing and BJ felt bad, but if someone wants to fuck Wednesday lookalike go for her.

Evah. Allure studio.

https://docemassagem.com/massagista/evah/

Score 9,5/10.

Accommodation: The studio is in the office building and it looks a little bit old. In the room there's a shower, AC (which is tight above the bed) and mirror on the side.

Appearance: Eva is the best looking girl I've seen in Lisbon. I would say she is around 30 year old, she has a very soft skin with a nice tan. There are no visible skin defects. She has a piercing in belly, but I could hardly feel it during massage and she has an extensive tattoos on her legs.

She keeps herself in good shape. She has an amazing pair of boobs, her pussy looks very nice and the only thing that could be better is her ass, because it is a bit flat.

Action: I chose Allure massage, so we started with a shower together. She straight up said I can touch her from the neck down, so I helped myself to grab her tits.

Then we moved to the massage and I must say it was the best one I received so far. She doesn't use her breasts in b2 be massage much, but she often uses her legs very nicely, which was a first time for me. She starts with head massage, then proceeds to massage back, legs, feet, arms, hands and front.

The ending was very good too. It involved elements of prostate massage, boobjob and of course handjob with different movements and changing pace.

Atmosphere: It all felt very formal. She didn't try any conversation during the massage, I'm guessing it's because she likes to stay focused on procedure.

In the room some playlist was playing and it must be a public one from Spotify, because I can swear I heard it in a totally different saloon.

We talked a little after the massage and she seemed very nice. Her English is a bit lacking, but at least she sounds confident using it.

Additional info: it went for a full 90 minutes and I was offered something to drink.

Price 200/1,5 h.

Overall: I strongly recommend her for massage lovers and for people who enjoy gorgeous bodies. I'm taking half a point down only because there was no vibe between us.

Olivia Sampaio.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/olivia-sampaio/

Score 4/10.

Appearance: I was tempted to call Olivia because of her beautiful face on WA pic (and because some other girls form EP were unavailable) and it was the best part of her. Just looking at her face I would give her 26 year old, but after unpacking it Goes up to at least 30. She doesn't look bad, there are some stretch marks and few other skin issues, but overall her body just doesn't look young.

Action: The kissing was terrible. I didn't focus on the technique, I was immediately thrown off by the fact that she smokes and she must have taken one right before going up to my room. She could have at least had some gum before.

She does a nice BBBJ with BLS.

In sex you can see she's experienced, she took initiative, did some less common positions, but she was too loose for me and I knew I wasn't going to cum inside, so I finished on her body.

Atmosphere: She pushed the meeting time up twice, in total by an hour, but ended up being just 15 minutes before the initial time due to bad traffic.

She is a musical person, by that I mean she did singsong a lot and even asked me to put some music up.

Her English was decent. I could see having a nice conversation with her, but I was too annoyed by things to try.

Additional info: She freshened up a little at the start and took a shower at the end.

After the first time, which lasted around 30 minutes, she started packing herself. I didn't stop her, because I knew it wouldn't get better the second time.

Price 150/ h.

Overall she is not worth it. Maybe if she offered 30 min meetings for a lower price then I could recommend trying her out, because like I said, she doesn't look bad, she's just older.

There are some other things that bothered me, but I don't want to talk about them. That's why the score is so low, if there were none I would most likely give her 6.

[ExExpatriate]

Tita: I love that the story is they got rid of her for not cutting them in on robbing a client. Typical. But I can't say I'm surprised. As I wrote, the warning flags are flapping in the wind on her indie ad, if you can read them.

Rafaela: Burn out is very much a thing for EP girls, as is YMMV. She had a good rep on the local board for a while. It's for the best that she got out around the same time, then. She packed it in back in late 2021, if I recall.

Don't ask me how I know (one of the girls told me) but she got fired from EP for stealing from a client who fell asleep during an overnight booking and refusing to pay the agency their cut by pretending the client changed his mind and told her to leave early. Would avoid at all costs.

Saw Rafaela when she was around and thought she was rubbish. Pleasant but beyond jaded at that point. It was some time in summer 2021.

[PER23]

I recently tripped over an ad for an ex EP girl, Tita Ipanema, on one of the not-so-reliable sites (so I won't mention which one). Tita was a friend and duo colleague of Rafaela de Sa, a gorgeous EP girl whose only drawback, IMO, was that she only did oral with a cover. I never met Tita, and Rafaela left the scene before I could enlist them both. Tita was never reviewed to my knowledge.

So now she is advertising as an independent, and it is her and not a catfish. But she isn't bothering with a major, reliable ad site. She also wants 200/ hour, when other ex-EP, outcall only girls continue to ask for 150 or (Carolina Belmont) 170. And that is keeping in mind none of them are splitting with the agency, so 150 itself is a substantial increase in gross revenue.

It screams bad actor at me. She isn't serious about finding clients. She is charging way too much. That is what I see when I add it all up.

Don't ask me how I know (one of the girls told me) but she got fired from EP for stealing from a client who fell asleep during an overnight booking and refusing to pay the agency their cut by pretending the client changed his mind and told her to leave early. Would avoid at all costs.

Saw Rafaela when she was around and thought she was rubbish. Pleasant but beyond jaded at that point. It was some time in summer 2021.

[ExExpatriate]

I recently tripped over an ad for an ex EP girl, Tita Ipanema, on one of the not-so-reliable sites (so I won't mention which one). Tita was a friend and duo colleague of Rafaela de Sa, a gorgeous EP girl whose only drawback, IMO, was that she only did oral with a cover. I never met Tita, and Rafaela left the scene before I could enlist them both. Tita was never reviewed to my knowledge.

So now she is advertising as an independent, and it is her and not a catfish. But she isn't bothering with a major, reliable ad site. She also wants 200/ hour, when other ex-EP, outcall only girls continue to ask for 150 or (Carolina Belmont) 170. And that is keeping in mind none of them are splitting with the agency, so 150 itself is a substantial increase in gross revenue.

It screams bad actor at me. She isn't serious about finding clients. She is charging way too much. That is what I see when I add it all up.

[Smuler]

Smuler made a wise observation when discussing Xesca, one of our favorites in Spain, who is certainly in the age range.

She can give classes on the perfect session. My all time favorite.

Best Regards.

[Kama Leão]

The very best ones stay around, even when they started doing this in their teens or twenties. They are damn good at it, they build up a loyal customer base, and they keep in shape and take pride in their work. So you will indeed find a high percentage of the "MILFs" providing great service, especially if they have reviews going back many years. A girl can't fake being good at this for year after year, and she can't fake liking her job that long, either..

I wouldn't have said it better.

[ExExpatriate]

BTW folks, Maria Gomes and Anna Balthazar were both ladies I called before they had any reviews, so they were plunges into the dark. Maria is my #1 and Anna my #3 all-time EP experience. Just to make the point that sometime you roll the dice and come up with gold, and it's exciting when that happens.

[ExExpatriate]

I saw Anna twice when she was with EP. She moved to Brasil, came back and resumed outcall escorting as an independent. When I finally caught up with her again. That experience gave me the belief she had burned out.

My favorite EP girl overall was Maria Gomes, who came back later as an outcall independent as Rita Gomes. She then went to OnlyFans. Given the timing of it all, I suspect her return was bound up in getting knocked up. And if not, she might have gotten knocked up by a client during the return. Again, I only wish the best for the good ladies when they get out; what is going on woth Maria / Rita looks sad.

The scene has its ups and downs. My own view going back a decade is that the photo-verified side (which is all that is worth talking about) has never been so deep. Independents, spas and EP. That said, the proportions remain about the same. As Mongerer pointed out, there were a handful (I think about 5?) EP active girls who have good reputations, but you didn't get to. Your own delving into their roster yielded a lot of lemons.

There are plenty of good workers in the Lisbon area. But it pays to do one's homework. If one is going to take a chance on an unknown, odds are about 50-50 to 2 in 3 that you'll get a lemon. But if some of us don't go there, we'll never find out anything new about the scene.

I agree about burn out. I expect it will be half a year before I am able to hit the scene in a major way again. My next visit will be so short I expect to have only a single opportunity, so I will absolutely spend it on someone I already know and is reliable. That excludes Flora, for example. While I liked her very much, who knows how she will be in four months? Even that span of time is a little risky. The incall ladies I know aren't going to burn out.

I don't know if EP has any actual standards. Ha!

Completely agree with this. The scene here is pretty average in my opinion but there is a range on offer to suit every taste. EP was better in 2021 when the girls were mostly in their early to mid 20's and the photos weren't so heavily manipulated. The most attractive, enthusiastic new girls tend to get overworked and burn out quickly as they're usually part time and working low level jobs or studying, so a lot come and go pretty quickly. With the influx of tourists and expats it seems like the agency has way more girls on the roster and lower standards. If anyone was here last year and remembers girls like Rita Mendes, Anna Balthazar, Luana Paiva, Marta Lima and Amanda Real, they know what I mean.

I've stopped using the agency since the Mia debacle. Saw everyone I wanted to see.

[Mongerer88]

MILFs (or, let's say, over 30's) are not just a personal preference. It's something like the outcome of a scientific experiment: they're way better on all counts.

Smuler made a wise observation when discussing Xesca, one of our favorites in Spain, who is certainly in the age range.

The very best ones stay around, even when they started doing this in their teens or twenties. They are damn good at it, they build up a loyal customer base, and they keep in shape and take pride in their work.

So you will indeed find a high percentage of the "MILFs" providing great service, especially if they have reviews going back many years. A girl can't fake being good at this for year after year, and she can't fake liking her job that long, either.

A certain percentage of much younger escorts are either learning the game, or dislike what they are doing and intentionally give poor service to Johns (in comparison to boyfriends their own age).

If a person is attracted to younger ladies, the difficult task is finding the gems. Reviews help, but the variances in customer opinions will always be significant.

[Kama Leão]

Some guys want a 40 year old, some guys want an 18 year old.

MILFs (or, let's say, over 30's) are not just a personal preference. It's something like the outcome of a scientific experiment: they're way better on all counts.

[PER23]

I think the recent mass write-up of EP (thanks again) underscores a level of realism here. When we look at an agency like that or an ad-verified site like Portal Privado, approximately half the roster will be dogs. And by that, I mean poor performers that absolutely nobody would think highly of. They may even be stunners in the physical sense, but have crap attitudes that turn everyone off.

It doesn't even require major photo manipulation to make an ad look better. In most cases, it's merely a photographer using angles and a basic filter, with the actual photoshopping limited to removing tattoos or stretch marks. If you know how the infamous Myspace angles work, then you know what you are really looking at.

The other end of the spectrum are the ladies almost everyone agrees are worthwhile or great. Then come the workers in the middle. For example, when I wrote up Bela Soares just recently, I took care to point out what she was and what she was not. Just as with Soraia A. , some of you won't like her looks (in actual fact, she isn't really my type), although everyone should love her attitude. But some will find her perfect. On the local board, there is an EP veteran named Pureza Villar who enjoys a devoted following for similar reasons.

This is why I only try to break unknown territory when I have many opportunities to enjoy Lisbon's escort scene. Every new girl is a coin flip. This last time, I took the risk once, and it worked out OK. It hasn't always been that way. That said, discovering an unreported star is a real thrill.

Completely agree with this. The scene here is pretty average in my opinion but there is a range on offer to suit every taste. EP was better in 2021 when the girls were mostly in their early to mid 20's and the photos weren't so heavily manipulated. The most attractive, enthusiastic new girls tend to get overworked and burn out quickly as they're usually part time and working low level jobs or studying, so a lot come and go pretty quickly. With the influx of tourists and expats it seems like the agency has way more girls on the roster and lower standards. If anyone was here last year and remembers girls like Rita Mendes, Anna Balthazar, Luana Paiva, Marta Lima and Amanda Real, they know what I mean.

I've stopped using the agency since the Mia debacle. Saw everyone I wanted to see.

[ExExpatriate]

I think the recent mass write-up of EP (thanks again) underscores a level of realism here. When we look at an agency like that or an ad-verified site like Portal Privado, approximately half the roster will be dogs. And by that, I mean poor performers that absolutely nobody would think highly of. They may even be stunners in the physical sense, but have crap attitudes that turn everyone off.

It doesn't even require major photo manipulation to make an ad look better. In most cases, it's merely a photographer using angles and a basic filter, with the actual photoshopping limited to removing tattoos or stretch marks. If you know how the infamous Myspace angles work, then you know what you are really looking at.

The other end of the spectrum are the ladies almost everyone agrees are worthwhile or great. Then come the workers in the middle. For example, when I wrote up Bela Soares just recently, I took care to point out what she was and what she was not. Just as with Soraia A. , some of you won't like her looks (in actual fact, she isn't really my type), although everyone should love her attitude. But some will find her perfect. On the local board, there is an EP veteran named Pureza Villar who enjoys a devoted following for similar reasons.

This is why I only try to break unknown territory when I have many opportunities to enjoy Lisbon's escort scene. Every new girl is a coin flip. This last time, I took the risk once, and it worked out OK. It hasn't always been that way. That said, discovering an unreported star is a real thrill.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks for the reviews! What stands out is that you wouldn't recommend the vast majority of the ladies you've seen. I'm sorry for your bad experiences or encountering ladies who didn't appeal physically. Must say I'm disappointed as I had thought EP was decent overall.

You've actually touched on a number of things that have been discussed in the last few months, in particular photoshopping and name changes.

I've seen Soraia Albuquerque and was as disappointed as you with her looks. I didn't send Soraia away but I've since wondered whether I would have the nerve to send a girl back if first impressions were bad (either photoshopping, they way they talk etc).

PER23 was kind enough to tell us what he likes and dislikes in a girl and in a session. Someone with similar interests as him can get a lot of useful information from his posts.

There are a number of recommendations he makes. And several of the EP ladies who have been gettin excellent reviews such as Irina Melo, Aurora Alfaiate, Camila Pereira and Marcela Moniz are not on his list.

I don't think it is difficult for someone to find a recommended EP lady who he is interested in. We will never get around the fact that we all have different interests. Some guys want a 40 year old, some guys want an 18 year old. Some guys want a lady with some meat on her bones, other guys want a little gymnast. Some guys want a dom, other guys want a submissive.

As to whether EP has more misses from its general population than the independent world does, I am not so sure. There was an absolutely awful review of this lady on the big American review board from a very experienced reviewer. Apparently he didn't find ISG.

https://www.escortslisbon.pt/en/esco...-escort-lisbon

Jade was described as ugly and CBJ only and he couldn't wait to get her out of the room. She didn't do any of the advertised services.

There are many recommended independents on this thread. But there are a lot of rip-off independents in Lisbon, also.

[PER23]

Thanks for the reviews! What stands out is that you wouldn't recommend the vast majority of the ladies you've seen. I'm sorry for your bad experiences or encountering ladies who didn't appeal physically. Must say I'm disappointed as I had thought EP was decent overall.

You've actually touched on a number of things that have been discussed in the last few months, in particular photoshopping and name changes.

I've seen Soraia Albuquerque and was as disappointed as you with her looks. I didn't send Soraia away but I've since wondered whether I would have the nerve to send a girl back if first impressions were bad (either photoshopping, they way they talk etc).

No problem. Yep, I wouldn't recommend most of them, but there have been some standouts. It's a mixed bag as the agency overworks the girls from what I hear, takes 40% of the money and rotates new girls in constantly who are first timers.

I'm always quick to send a girl packing. Not to cause them any offence, the lame ones are pretty happy to make off with some money without doing much work, but I'm not going to force myself to enjoy something when the girl is reluctant or just plain weird. This is transactional already, no need for it to be stressful too. It's a gamble with EP. They offer convenience, not luxury.

[PER23]

Thanks for all the info!

First, if EP let a post-op trans in, and without declaring it, that is dismaying in the extreme. But, when I saw that ad I thought "why does a young woman already look like a porno plastic surgery disaster?" Because you can see that much without looking at her face.

That is so sad about Maria. With the EP girls, I always wish for the good ones that they make whatever money they need and get out without any lasting issues. Condoms aren't great at stopping herpes or HPV, but they are something. And if she had begun offering BBFS on the regular, she should count herself lucky if it was just herpes.

About Mafalda Melo -- how were her teeth? I suspect she is Nicole Forte / Monica Melo.

I had the misfortune of seeing Monica Melo. Mafalda is just weird and disinterested. Zero enthusiasm for the job, so you're not going to get anything alluring from her.