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[Explorer8939]

I'm a Farang with a MILF / mature fetish sometimes. I text random Thai women 45+ on Thaifriendly if they want to have fun. There's always 1-2 that are keen to meet. Some more if I would be ok meeting at my place or a hotel (these days I prefer to go to their place which many simply don't have). I'm talking about pure sex dates here, no money exchanged. The few times I take them to a hotel I would pay the 400 Baht for the hotel.

Some of them are super horny. Some of them didn't have sex for years and are pretty inexperienced (had a Thai husband their whole life, got divorced and stayed single or hoping for a while, and are now hitting the dating apps).

Yep.

Older Thai ladies will play the odds, hoping to catch a Farang husband.

Their horniness disappears 5 minutes after marriage starts. Except when they have a chance to spend time with their kik.

[CaliGuy33]

In Suvarnaphumi airport now. The traffic is unbelievable, the lines are much longer than before Covid.

We get it, Thailand and Pattaya are packed with tourists.

[Amnesia]

Sex drive in relation to Farang husband = 0.

Sex drive in relation to Thai boyfriend = 100.

That's what keep bars in the Darkside open, frustrated Farangs have to barfine ladies in bars, while their Thai wives go see their kik.

I'm a Farang with a MILF / mature fetish sometimes. I text random Thai women 45+ on Thaifriendly if they want to have fun. There's always 1-2 that are keen to meet. Some more if I would be ok meeting at my place or a hotel (these days I prefer to go to their place which many simply don't have). I'm talking about pure sex dates here, no money exchanged. The few times I take them to a hotel I would pay the 400 Baht for the hotel.

Some of them are super horny. Some of them didn't have sex for years and are pretty inexperienced (had a Thai husband their whole life, got divorced and stayed single or hoping for a while, and are now hitting the dating apps).

[Explorer8939]

In Suvarnaphumi airport now. The traffic is unbelievable, the lines are much longer than before Covid.

[SiamMan]

Howdy folks. I have just a general vague question. On making a rough outline of my second trip, I am musing on the part of staying in BKK for a day or two to test the waters.

What I really want to do is a genuine nuru massage, with oil on an inflated mat. However, I'm unsure of if the 'nuru massage' places in BKK are just another name for the same kind of soapies in Pattaya.

Do any of the nuru places in BKK actually use oil for the nuru? Do they have the main course on the mat with the oil, or is it just another term for a soapy massage?

Currently I have on my list, Tulip massage, Annies massage (those two as they have dedicated threads here), but also Heaven Nuru and Doki Doki.

I'd rather not complicate my trip with a stop in BKK if what they have can be gotten at one of the Honey massages in Pattaya.

A genuine Nuru massage is most definitely not just another name for a soapy massage. For a start they don't use oil; a genuine Nuru place will use a specific Nuru gel from Japan (made from a Japanese seaweed). The lady will cover you and herself with the Nuru gel and then use her body to massage every inch (literally) of you. This usually involves a catbath and rimming. The main course can then be had on the mat or move to the bed, up to you. It is more expensive than a normal 'oily' or 'soapy' massage and is not to everyone's taste, but in Bangkok among the well known places are Soap / Mitu, Kokoro, and Doki Doki.

[Tvataham274]

Ah, I see. Thanks for clarifying Gents. Now the only thing I need to look at is which, if any places in BKK do the sexy time with the body to body time. My two visits to Honey2 were, unremarkable to say the least, in retrospect.

[Banana Boi]

Predicting things go according to election polls, what will a new Pheu Thai party formed government mean for the sex industry in Thailand? Is this a good or bad thing?

As for Nuru, Mr. E is correct. In Japan, all Nuru means is body to body with some sort of lubricant whether it be powder, oil, soap, etc.

[Mr Enternational]

Howdy folks. I have just a general vague question. On making a rough outline of my second trip, I am musing on the part of staying in BKK for a day or two to test the waters.

What I really want to do is a genuine nuru massage, with oil on an inflated mat. However, I'm unsure of if the 'nuru massage' places in BKK are just another name for the same kind of soapies in Pattaya.

I went to a nuru chick in Peru. I waited for the nuru but it never happened. Or so I thought. At the end I questioned the chick about the gel (as I had read on this site, but now you are saying oil.) She said all nuru means is body to body. She did it with baby powder. So I guess nuru (body to body) can be done with soap, lotion, powder, oil, gel, nothing, or anything.

[Tvataham274]

Howdy folks. I have just a general vague question. On making a rough outline of my second trip, I am musing on the part of staying in BKK for a day or two to test the waters.

What I really want to do is a genuine nuru massage, with oil on an inflated mat. However, I'm unsure of if the 'nuru massage' places in BKK are just another name for the same kind of soapies in Pattaya.

Do any of the nuru places in BKK actually use oil for the nuru? Do they have the main course on the mat with the oil, or is it just another term for a soapy massage?

Currently I have on my list, Tulip massage, Annies massage (those two as they have dedicated threads here), but also Heaven Nuru and Doki Doki.

I'd rather not complicate my trip with a stop in BKK if what they have can be gotten at one of the Honey massages in Pattaya.

[Mongoose312]

Never used Thai Friendly but I know others on here have. A couple of weeks ago I was sitting in a bar in Hua Hin and was talking to a lady who uses Thai Friendly. It was hilarious as she showed me on her phone some of the profiles guys put up, and then told stories of some of the losers she has had dealings with. She is not a freelancer but is looking for a sugar daddy.

ThaiFriendly has really changed the game- in many ways for the better. It puts more power in the hands of the girl because it makes freelancing easier and makes the girls less dependent on the bars / mamasans. If you dislike bars and want to cut to the chase- it give you better options as well. The downside is that now bargirls are more likely to not go with customers and act like drink-queens.

[Mongoose312]

What city has the best looking girls. Just based off looks. I originally thought Bangkok, but my friends say Pattaya and Phuket. I've never been there but see more venues and places in bkk. I'm going to Thailand soon. I get mixed answers so I thought why not ask the pros.

(I assume we are talking about working girls here) -IMO Bangkok and Phuket- but I prefer Pattaya because it's much better value + user friendly. Phuket, especially, is a ripoff.

[Explorer8939]

I'm getting 3 things from your post:

1. Some Thai ladies over 40 have no sex drive;.

2. Some older Thai ladies prefer Thai man to farang; and

3. Some older Thai ladies have a very strong sex drive.

Sex drive in relation to Farang husband = 0.

Sex drive in relation to Thai boyfriend = 100.

That's what keep bars in the Darkside open, frustrated Farangs have to barfine ladies in bars, while their Thai wives go see their kik.

[Mogwai]

What size condom do I need?
There is a simple way to find out what size condom you need by gauging your manhood in a snap.
All that you need is a toilet paper roll.
Got it?
Drum roll, please.
Here we go.
Slip the toilet paper roll onto your penis (I assume fully erect):
What size condom do I need?

(A) If theres extra room you most likely need - Small (S) A.K.A. Snugger Fit
(B) If the fit is just about right, you should start with - Medium (M) A.K.A. Standard or Regular
(C) If its too tight or you cant even come close to putting it on, you need to look at - Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) or XXL

A: 52 or less
B: approx 54
B: more than 54

I'm wondering if all toilet paper rolls in the world have the same diameter.
Probably not, so I might have a micro penis in the USA, and a giant cock in Japan, LOL.

[MvuLane]

On some FIWFANS there is reference to an up charge for size above 53 or 54. It's not centimeters obviously so what unit of measurement is being referenced.

It is indeed related to the size of the condom. Japanese condoms quote their size. Regular is 54 mm and large is 58 mm. So basically if you ask for a large one, you'll be slapped the large penis size. Which I assume no guy will complain about.

https://www.condomjungle.com/blog/condom-size-chart/

Quote:

What size condom do I need?

There is a simple way to find out what size condom you need by gauging your manhood in a snap.

All that you need is a toilet paper roll.

Got it?

Drum roll, please.

Here we go.

Slip the toilet paper roll onto your penis (I assume fully erect):

What size condom do I need?

(A) If there’s extra room you most likely need - Small (S) A.K.A. Snugger Fit
(B) If the fit is just about right, you should start with - Medium (M) A.K.A. Standard or Regular
(C) If it’s too tight or you can’t even come close to putting it on, you need to look at - Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) or XXL

A: 52 or less
B: approx 54
B: more than 54

...Now please excuse me I need to find a toilet paper roll

[XXL]

On some FIWFANS there is reference to an up charge for size above 53 or 54. It's not centimeters obviously so what unit of measurement is being referenced.

Age or penis size? But then in which units?