Stupid shit in Medellin

[JjBee62]

Lots of lower end hotels in LatAm only offer hot water at certain times of the day. They turn the central boiler off. Peru is notorious for that. I wonder if that really saves gas vs. Firing up again. Dunno. In Buenos Aires the "chinos" (smaller Asian owned grocery stores) liked to turn the refrigerators off at night, which is scary, and I also wonder if that really saves electricity. Dunno. Maybe. I had no hot water when I lived in Medellin and I got used to it. To be honest, I had never run into that before so I just "assumed" any apartment anywhere would have hot water. In Mexico and Argentina they did. Shoulda checked but did not. Here in Guate I have the "suicide shower" as we call those things, but no hot water at the sinks. I just use a little bleach when I wash dishes. But for sure in Colombia if you have an on demand system the women might cut you a deal just for the hot water.

I was in a hotel in Bogota that had a solar hot water heater. The tank would hold enough to last until 8-9 pm, after that, cold showers until after 6 am.

Same with me, when I walked through the apartment. Never thought to look for the water heater, until I moved in and took my first shower. Only the shower in the maid's nook had the "suicide shower" but it was cracked. Easy replacement, and I've done enough wiring that I wasn't worried.

Before someone complains because I mentioned "Maid's nook", it was a large, 3 bed apartment in an old building, better part of Laureles. Off the kitchen was a room, not much bigger than a closet, just enough room for a twin bed and small dresser, with its own small bathroom. The only reason it had hot water was because the breaker box was on the other side of the wall.

[Villainy]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

Well let's remember some of the contradictions: (Elvis wrote every one of these statements (unless it is clearly identified as my opinion)).

His hooker girlfriend is a Colombian elite. She got knocked up and the baby-daddy fled the scene.

She was never a sex worker. She was advertising her "availability" on Seeking Arrangement. (afterall, all the Colombian elites do that).

She completed her education and got a government job. Elvis is supporting her until she finds a job.

She and all her "elites" were terrified of Petro and wanted to leave the country if he was elected. She is sophisticated enough to be on the President of Colombia's arm.

She is a "10" and stops traffic. My speculation is that she stops traffic like a traffic cop so that her obese sugar-Elvis can waddle across the street.

So why is it that Elvis has never posted photos or the social media links?

1. Perhaps she is only a "10" in his imagination and if the world saw her pictures, well the lie would be uncovered.

2. Perhaps he is deathly afraid that there will be a chorus of "Oh, that is Sofia. I nailed her 2 nights running in Cartagena last summer. " Or something similar.

3. Of course, one can't discount the possibility that she is just a figment of his imagination.

[Nounce]

I agree. One has to laugh at people who brag about how good their hooker is, on a hooker forum with other mongers.

Even when they do post a picture, it's usually some average woman that many mongers wouldn't be interested in because they are a dime a dozen.

It's just a label. Elvis does not consider her a hooker. Is a woman a hooker because you are the only person ever pay for her? Even if she is a regular hooker, it's his choice, his money. Even if you think he is dumb, I have respect for his foolishness, his loyalty, and being able to withstand all the attacks here.

[Huacho]

However, in all fairness to Paulie, there is a hotel I stay at when I'm in Bogota that has a tank hot water heater that services all the rooms in the hotel and they literally do cut it on and off (to save gas I suppose). Anyways I always have to go down to the reception and ask them to turn on the hot water for me in the mornings if I want to take a shower before like 8 am when they turn it on by default. And usually by 3 pm it's turned off again. Maybe that is where he got the idea of cutting the hot water on and off.

Lots of lower end hotels in LatAm only offer hot water at certain times of the day. They turn the central boiler off. Peru is notorious for that. I wonder if that really saves gas vs. Firing up again. Dunno. In Buenos Aires the "chinos" (smaller Asian owned grocery stores) liked to turn the refrigerators off at night, which is scary, and I also wonder if that really saves electricity. Dunno. Maybe. I had no hot water when I lived in Medellin and I got used to it. To be honest, I had never run into that before so I just "assumed" any apartment anywhere would have hot water. In Mexico and Argentina they did. Shoulda checked but did not. Here in Guate I have the "suicide shower" as we call those things, but no hot water at the sinks. I just use a little bleach when I wash dishes. But for sure in Colombia if you have an on demand system the women might cut you a deal just for the hot water.

[Rocko20]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

I agree. One has to laugh at people who brag about how good their hooker is, on a hooker forum with other mongers.

Even when they do post a picture, it's usually some average woman that many mongers wouldn't be interested in because they are a dime a dozen.

[Huacho]

Huacho has this 50 something toothless ex-ho he calls GF

Dude, you are confusing me with someone else or are off your meds or something. I have not had or called anyone my girlfriend in years. And how would you know the dental status of anyone I am associated with? Nor have I had any lovers in their 50's since a madura I fucked for a while in Argentina 20 years ago. You're delirious. I've never, ever referred to a girlfriend on this board.

[Huacho]

Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

So I live in Guatemala now and a month or so ago, my shower literally caught on fire. That's hard to do but with these shower heads, you can. Actual flames while I was showering since the wires are higher than the water. I had been smelling burnt wire for a month or so before that. Also when you touch the faucet you often get a bit of a shock. And if you want a HOT shower it will basically be a drizzle. I will say my landlords, who are the best, replaced it the very next day, with a better model but it still sucks. It will burn up again in a few years but I will be gone by then. It's quite a shock to many gringos to see these things, literally and figuratively.

[Mr Enternational]

you have a SB you are saying is a GF. WTF?

Says the man that met his girlfriend on an actual sugar baby website and takes care of her like one. WTF is right! I guess she got what she literally signed up for.

[Elvis 2008]

The only thing consistent about Elvis is his inconsistency.

The only thing consistent is you guys being fucking morons when it comes to money. You inflate Vi's hotel from $20 to $90. Then you brag about how little you spend on the lowlife women. "Hey, JJBee, I banged this centro wench for a $1 and a bottle of glue. " And you all are obsessed about the $4 bank fees. And somehow the most studly thing to do is mooch housing off a woman.

Of course, the Medellin morons financial advisor is Viliany, a guy bragging about his hotel and its 24 hour receptionist and hot towels. Until his government checks came in, I guess he was staying at motels with hourly rates. I guess those towels come in handy when he is looking at the Marriott beating off, "Some day, I will be staying there. Some day. ".

And V worked in the securities industries, and unless he was mopping the floors, he was vastly underqualified to work there. Anyone can look at his record on investing and see that. Last year it was commercial real estate and this year, it is the banks.

So V thinks he has me. V, why the fuck would I spend anywhere from $500 to $1000 on a plane ticket to see a woman who would be at work all day getting paid $500 a month? I made $30,000 last year just screwing around in the market part time. That is enough to support her for five years. And as stupid as the market has been lately, I expect to do even better this year.

And when I meant my gal would go to work and was talking about her coming to the USA, do you think I meant the $500 a month in Colombia or making $5000 a month in the USAA working when I was working V? Be careful. It could be a trick question.

After getting your ass kicked in the market and after being exposed as being in a La Quinta type hotel, and after Paulie made fun of you about your line about staying in the "great luxury hotels", I would think if you had any common sense or humility, you would shut the fuck up, but I know better. You are a fucking narcissist without a drop of humility in your body.

[JjBee62]

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

Pretty soon she'll have been the only Colombian to land on the moon, trip financed by the world's wealthiest men, just for the privilege of having hee smile at them. I'm pretty sure she's won at least 8 Nobel prizes and sells used panties for $3 million per pair.

Elvis has an insecurity problem that is bigger than his weight problem. It's always like that. Originally, she told Elvis that if he wanted to see her, he had to give $500 a month, to cover the money she would make if she moved and took a job. Now she's dancing Salsa with the President of Colombia and turning down dates with private jet owning millionaires, just to be with a walking advertisement for Jenny Craig.

I just date normal women. They only have to be attractive to me. No Olympic champions, no Miss Colombia's, no playthings for billionaires. Just normal women.

If a woman tried to get more money from me because some guy with his own jet wanted her, I'd tell her she better give him a call. That's worse than being a cuckold. It's blackmail for simps. All she has to do is mention some guy with more money than ElSimps daddy gives him and he's opening up his wallet. Then when she decides that no amount of money is worth living with a man too fat to wipe his own ass he'll be crying again.

[Anthony2023]

As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.

She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.

As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

[Gabacho]

Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

However, in all fairness to Paulie, there is a hotel I stay at when I'm in Bogota that has a tank hot water heater that services all the rooms in the hotel and they literally do cut it on and off (to save gas I suppose). Anyways I always have to go down to the reception and ask them to turn on the hot water for me in the mornings if I want to take a shower before like 8 am when they turn it on by default. And usually by 3 pm it's turned off again. Maybe that is where he got the idea of cutting the hot water on and off.

[Gabacho]

Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

Yea it's an electric shower head that's wired directly into the circuit breaker. It turns on automatically when you open the water valve and it heats up the water within about 5 seconds and I've taken a shower for up to a half hour and it stays hot the whole time. The trick is to only open the water valve just enough to trigger it to turn on and then you get perfect hot water just like in the US. Or if it's hot outside and you want a cooler shower then you open the valve a little bit more and it comes out cooler. My last trip I didn't have it and I was taking cold showers for the whole 3 months, so when I got back in January this was one of the first things I bought LOL.

[JjBee62]

Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

They're pretty popular. Many of the houses up on the hills are put together using scrap and they aren't properly set up with services. No gas lines, water and electricity are sketchy. They use a propane cylinder to run the stove. It would be difficult to install a water heater because no planning went into building the house. But wiring is easy to run, so showerhead heaters are used.

They wouldn't be so scary if they were wired through GFCIs.

[Elvis 2008]

When I do, I won't cry on ISG about my ungrateful ex who I relocated to a different country.

No, you cry about getting dumped on social media to try to suck money out of people by playing the victim.

You're the guy who tries to be an alpha male then says a man has to be worthy of a woman. You're the guy who says a 10 is a woman who is the most sexually desirable and then say your woman's 14 year old daughter is a 10. .

Never said I was an alpha male nor daughter was a 10. You have built so many straw men you are a fire hazard.

As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.

You clearly didn't understand the estrato system and I doubt if you understand it now.

I heard of the Colombian class system when I first went to Colombia long ago. You told me nothing I did not already know. Like everything else, you state the obvious and proclaim yourself a genius. Maybe you should write 10 pages on that too.

Paulie says you are obsessed with this system, and you make it out to be as daunting as nuclear physics. Why? To impress people with your "solid" strata 4 girl? You pulled the same inflated image crap with Viliany's "La Qunita" hotel.

I spent 5 years committed to a woman, yet we often swapped, or had group sex with 4 or 5 other couples, or 3 somes with another girl.

When you say committed, did you mean you were both in a mental institution? That is the only way the term committed makes sense.

I Sex is just sex.

Not for women. If she does not care that you are fucking other women, then she does not really care that much about you.

I never had any monogamy to give away.

Yeah, no sane woman would ever believe you could be faithful.

I still have the same girlfriend, or whatever.

Or whatever? Why do you guys do this? Mr. E is fucking everything that walks while having a "girlfriend". Huacho has this 50 something toothless ex-ho he calls GF and you have a SB you are saying is a GF. WTF?

Did I call in lawyers and start talking about marriage? No.

I didn't "call them in" but why would you use lawyers? You have nothing to protect, but your fianc should to protect herself from your mountains of debt.

Only an idiot would pull a woman from a third world country, give her a first world lifestyle and expect happily ever after.

"First world lifestyle" sounds like a line you feed women in your centro dive bars.

Maybe once a week I wish there was something in Colombia I had from the USA. Outside of my gal and her daughter, my life is 99% the same in Colombia as the USA.

And I bet my gal lives better in Colombia than your "first world" lifestyle.

I am already the family provider, and marriage is the way for us to get more time together. Nothing more. My primary concern was the kind of Democratic douche judge you know and love who would void a contract and rule that my gal was entitled to half if things did not work.

As for the strip clubs, yeah, that would be a problem with your sugar baby not my gal. She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.

It is true that your "solid 4" SB is an upgrade from your usual, the ghetto dwelling, glue sniffers of El Centro you pay off with food stamps. But when you say guys here cannot date the elite, you are making my point. You do not think you are worthy of dating an elite woman like my gal, and I agree. You losers need to quit trying to compete with your "girlfriends" and be happy with your multiple skanks.