Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Funky.

I used to live on the boring East Coast, had my ass frozen in long winters, found mostly overweight women, a few biitchy and evil GFs, love and sex difficult or very expensive. So I moved to Socal.

Now I don't have enough time enjoy all things I like, going down to Tijuana every weekend, hang out with wingmen of the same kindred spirit, party with nice, sweet, pretty girls.

We meet bros from out of state often. Let us know when you are in town. Will have fun with you.

[Jackie888]

I'm planning to visit soon. What's the average rates for 30 m and 1 HR?

There is a club discount if one of the waiters tries to hustle you, and you respond with a middle finger and say something about their mother.

[Nothing24]

I'm planning to visit soon. What's the average rates for 30 m and 1 HR?

30 should be anywhere from $80 to $100. Anything above that they better be throwing in some extras like BBBJ, BBFS or anal. Of course the goal is to find a girl who will throw those in with no upcharge which is definitely doable. If you have your own room, girls typically don't charge me any extra to stay longer than the standard 30 minutes. Some will hang around for 40-45 and if you're familiar with them they will usually do the full hour before they have to leave at no extra charge but could be a YMMV situation. I'm assuming you're not familiar with some of them so maybe 120-150 max for the full hour? Don’t be a sucker and offer to pay double for the full hour, always negotiate. If you have your own room I would just roll the dice on going for a regular session and hope she sticks around longer than the usual 30 minutes.

If you don't have your own room they also have an option to pay $40 for 45 minutes as opposed to the $30 for 30 minutes. Try to sniff out the girls who'll be clock watchers. If you can find a good one she will just be appreciative for your business.

[TooShay]

I'm planning to visit soon. What's the average rates for 30 m and 1 HR?

It's around 100+ for 30 min and 200+ for an hour. The hot ones will be higher and on the weekends.

[Jwon3239]

I'm planning to visit soon. What's the average rates for 30 m and 1 HR?

[FunkyCold88]

Star Wars crew got in HK about 3 PM. The club was already crowded, packed with guys and lots of girls, a few new, hot, young. We expected about 10 bros to show, so Obiwan pulled his strings, got us the large double table in front of the TV. Eventually all wingmen showed up, a few I have not seen a while, also a few from out of town. Anakin was visiting his mom in OC but by 8 decided to drive down with Chef Boyardi to hang out with the bros. Hoes before mom every time hehe.

A few wingmen have been going to Tijuana a few times every week, got contacts with some very hot girls, but never posted their intels. We ordered a couple buckets of beers and a bottle of Bacardi Rum with mixers, which gives a good quick buzz without hang over, recommended over the cheap and harsh tequilas that will scorch the digestive tract. We ordered 2 pepperoni pizza from Azul. The girls did not want to eat carb. I took a slice but find it way too salty, almost inedible. Damn. But Mao seemed to like it. He quickly devoured the one on his side, then moseyed over and finished ours. I took a couple pics of him relishing the pizza slices, looking funny like a hungry little boy. Chef Boyardi is another big eater, gulping down 6 full plates of meats at the Churrascaria do Brasil. We have to hit the AYCE buffets in town..

I always love reading what you guys get into while there. I live on the east coast and have only been twice. Had a great time with both trips but wish I could go more often. Trying to make it later this year and would love to party with y'all.

[Captain Solo]

Star Wars crew got in HK about 3 PM. The club was already crowded, packed with guys and lots of girls, a few new, hot, young. We expected about 10 bros to show, so Obiwan pulled his strings, got us the large double table in front of the TV. Eventually all wingmen showed up, a few I have not seen a while, also a few from out of town. Anakin was visiting his mom in OC but by 8 decided to drive down with Chef Boyardi to hang out with the bros. Hoes before mom every time hehe.

A few wingmen have been going to Tijuana a few times every week, got contacts with some very hot girls, but never posted their intels. We ordered a couple buckets of beers and a bottle of Bacardi Rum with mixers, which gives a good quick buzz without hang over, recommended over the cheap and harsh tequilas that will scorch the digestive tract. We ordered 2 pepperoni pizza from Azul. The girls did not want to eat carb. I took a slice but find it way too salty, almost inedible. Damn. But Mao seemed to like it. He quickly devoured the one on his side, then moseyed over and finished ours. I took a couple pics of him relishing the pizza slices, looking funny like a hungry little boy. Chef Boyardi is another big eater, gulping down 6 full plates of meats at the Churrascaria do Brasil. We have to hit the AYCE buffets in town.

STRIPPERS.

We all packed into that booth, drinking, eating, catching up on news, molesting hot girls. Strippers were not especially attractive this night. Huge, flabby Cielo did her routine. Mao was offended by her large size, lumpy shape and slow, heavy moves, asked security guys to remove her from the stage, well, no can do. She may be large and lumpy to Mao but Papaya likes her a lot, sitting with her, buying in her nonstop wine bottles and treating her like a real lady. Not every guy like spinners. I found a huge, flabby woman, about 250 lbs, with melon-size DDDD cups hanging down to the belly, sitting in Chavelas. Some guys might have a secret fantasy of riding a whale across the stormy Pacific hehe.

A new girl, fairly hot in her beige dress, insisted on $150 a session, no can do. She was floating around all night, not getting fichas or sessions, but she never learns.

$30 WINE BOTTLE SCAM.

Tall Barbie doll Diabla de Sinaloa came by, sat with me, ordered a Coke. She's tall and lanky, long legs, natural perky boobs, no tats, pretty face, beautiful like a doll. We were doing small talk. I was trying to kiss her neck and feel her boobs. She quickly stood up, took the drink and went to the corner. Talking about scams. She's known for her cold and haughty attitudes, difficult in and out of bed. Avoid her unless you want to hump a cold, hard log in bed.

Another pretty spinner came by, forgot her name. I invited her to sit and offered her a drink. She ordered a wine bottle with the mesero. I told her I would only buy cervezas. While she was hesitating, Obiwan decided to take her to the hotel, saved me from another $30 wine bottle scam.

HOT HK GIRL FRIENDS.

Papaya took girls to his room a couple times, left his 4 favorite girls at the table, instructing meseros to pour them wine nonstop and put them on his tab while he was gone. The girls sat there drinking heavily, joking that papaya was eating out their 2 friends. The girls took turns with him in the hotel. He bagged 6 girls and popped 5 times for the night. I don't know how he does it every trip, definitely a marathon gold medal Sex Olympian. He has been wishing the International Olympic Committee would turn sex into an international competitive sport.

He came down, breathing heavily, looking tired, drinking heavily, cuddling 3 girls. The dwarf tequilario poured a couple shots down his throat. I thought he was going to black out, but just shrugged it off and continued fondling girls. He has been going to Tijuana for the last 10 years, knows a lot of hot girls, a few would fly in from other states to meet up. He always has 3 to 4 girls keeping him company in the booth, showing him love. He really enjoys the girls' companies, love, affection, sex, reportedly eating them out and screwing them to multiple orgasms throughout the night. Bar girls just love big ballers who pay them well, then giving them bed shaking orgasms. Here's a pic of HK's decadent and sexy party with all facial features removed, just to show fun time with hot bar girls.

Another big baller, Jabba the Butt, hangs tight with his GF Cielo, throwing green to the crowd of guys and girls who stampede to scoop up the bills, drawing the limelight and attention to himself but severely distracting the enjoyment of others. He admitted to having 7 prior felonies, most likely drugs trafficking and distribution. He's a typical drug capo who may turn nasty and violent on petty issues, should be avoided.

R2 D2 brought his ex Tropical GF in to drink with us, a pretty and very nice girl with glasses, beautiful perky real boobs, long legs, nice light skin, no tats, kissing her lips, sucking on her tongue. She gave him 4 hour BB for $120 and refused propinas. She's like a GF but needs his money support, said she wants his babies. Wrong move. Don't do it. But he has been screwing her BB for the last year and a half. Never know when she will show up with a bloated tummy hehe.

NeverOnce was sitting with his girls in Miami but I did not see him. He stays in contact with many of the hottest HK girls, vacationing and visiting them in their hometowns, got the sweet and sexy BF treatments, allegedly with no money changing hands. He has some of the best arrangements with the hottest girls. I wish he had brought his girls over and hang with us.

By midnight LoveMoney brought over a nice, very pretty spinner, looking like a China, sat drinking with her. I liked her looks but thought LoveMoney was going to take her up, so I stayed back. I already drank way too much and was out of ammo anyway. Got her tel for next week. Wingmen have multiple bar GFs whom they meet on rotation every visit.

Went to Tropical, did not find any girl attractive, but found a new girl, very nice, very good–looking young spinner, nice, clean, no tats, playing with her phone. I wished I had found her earlier. I would have treated her like a hot GF and take her to the hotel, but it was getting late. Got her tel. She lives in Tijuana so is easy to see. It pays to check Tropical besides just hanging out in HK.

QUICK STRIKE MISSIONS.

Drove back by 11:30, wingmen crossed the border on foot in 10 minutes. We took turns driving back, arrived home by 1:30. Wingmen like quick strike missions, not having to spend too much time on the road, so they can go more often or every week, party with dozens hot girls, pop 6 girls a night, and still get home at decent hours, ready for sleep, work, family, business the next day.

[MongerSocal]

HK had beautiful babes as always. I pulled a girl named Mickey. Light dark skin. Petite w / nice boobs no tats. She was tiny when she took off her stripper shoes. Awesome moaner & gave me a good sesh. I took her to Rizo de Oro. She stayed longer than 30 minutes for 100. From now on I'm going to get a room at the rizo. Its clean & affordable. Practically all the girls from either the clubs or bars or the SG can go in no problem. Later in the day I whatsapp messaged Mickey again. She went straight for my hotel room for round 2. Love it.

[BigButtDetecto]

Thursdays are great at hkg; lot of girls; not many gringos.

Adelitas is still closed.

[Captain Solo]

A sure way to have putas squirt in your face.

[Rambo1969]

I stayed at Cascadas and visited HK Apr. 5-8.

I noticed the crowd on Friday night was big / busy as I expected around 10 pm. It did pickup more by 11 pm but I felt crowd was a little smaller than my last visit in October.

The meseros / staff in the new part of the club are much much more agressive about selling fichas. They whip out a booklet of ficha tickets the minute you start talking to a girl. Too aggressive.

Big / fat guy was there in the early evening hours of Friday surrounded by a dozen gals, feeding the gals and staff, etc. He was gone before 11 pm.

Many of the gals seem to be more willing to offer 1 HR service for $100 - so length of service time is easier to negotiate. I stuck to my gal Karumi for all my sessions except the first one when she was not available. DM me if you want more info about why I like Karumy so much.

I noticed Fannie at the corner near food carts near Ibiza lost all he covid weight so I had her the first night.

Overall my visit to Tijuana was awesome. As before. Now I am back in Silicon Valley and my sexless life in USA.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Damn would have to piss the next 3 hours not randy for the sexo LOL.

[PochoMonger]

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.

You can get a bucket with 6 beers and drink it in the private dance booth, but you get 30 minutes. VIP room is better for 1 hour if you buy the 10 beers bucket. I only do that if I'm not feeling like going to the room that night, just spend time and talk to a nice girl. You can do the same in the booth / VIP like in a privado dance, just maybe tip $1 for the groping.

[BrotherMouzone]

If you buy just a regular $10 ficha tequila shot it's going to be crap. If the girl really wants a shot she'll order something more expensive but most guys won't pay for that. I remember a girl ordered a $50 shot and it wasn't watered down. Like someone else mentioned the easiest thing to do would be just buy a bottle and give a shot to the girl every once in awhile as long as you are buying her regular ficha beers.

One of the girls I mess with regularly just asks me to buy tequilla shots as if I'm going to drink them and just pass them to her instead. It comes out cheaper that way and the drinks are much stronger. She doesn't care too much about the number of actual ficha shots I buy her since I take her arriba anyway.

[KBToys]

The VIP rooms cost $100/ HR and you get a bucket of 10 beers included, you do not need to keep drinking the beers and the mesero will leave you alone, he will come back from time to time to check everything is ok, if she girl does not finish the beers and the 1 hour time is up then the mesero takes the beers outside to a table and your time with the girl keeps going until she finishes the beers or you say goodbye to her, saves you a lot from tips but you need to be sure you want the girl, so buying just 1 ficha before using the VIP room is a wise move.

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.