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04-23-23 05:14 #5135
Posts: 387Originally Posted by UsaInEurope [View Original Post]
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04-23-23 03:56 #5134
Posts: 168Dina's Club SAS. SAS Stand for Sucks and Stinks
Read some mediocre reviews of the places but I was south after Roosevelt didn't pan out and thought I'd check it out.
It has a really good space -- couches when you walk in, naked girls on the wall, club / bar area through a door with a porno playing, super dark, fog machine going. Should be awesome. But it's just not. The problem is lack of girls, and their posted policy, which is adhered to strictly for some reason. Fuck Dina's and never go there.
So I'm sitting at a table next to the bar after getting a brew and watching the porno past the bar. Well there's some extremely obnoxious, loud, bottle blonde, annoying gorda hollering AMOR! At me every 20 seconds like I don't see her. Between yells, she takes on and takes off some sweater and fidgets then screams at me again. I finally stand up and look her in the eye and say "tranquillo" and sit down. She then pouts like a baby and continues dressing / undressing. Must be on something.
There's a cute super skinny super young dark brown girl there but she won't stop playing on her phone. I approach her and she won't even look up. Bet she'd be awesome in bed -- on tiktok while I'm flipping her over. Not.
Gabriela has a decent body but shopworn face from too many miles on the streets.
I can't take the blonde anymore so I go sit on a couch and the blonde just stares at me through the window. Fucking weird and I'm about to leave after finishing my brew and a cute girl with a reasonable attitude comes from the back somewhere. Huh. Cute enough face, great body, smiles, seems higher up the normal scale. So she sits down and grabs my dick on the couch and the blonde throws a fit through the door. I tell Chalum (sp?) that she's really annoying and Chalum busts out laughing and says cmon let's get away from her.
So we go upstairs and here is the more fundamental problem with this shithole. (see pic). She would only do a basic position. Wouldn't suck me even with a rubber. I asked downstairs if she liked to kiss and she said yes and then refused. Wouldn't let me suck her nipples. So I said ok, if you want it that way, you're going to get it that way. She received a complete pussy pounding punishment for 20 minutes then we wrapped up and I'm never going back.
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04-23-23 03:42 #5133
Posts: 168Roosevelt Ave Spa might be gone for good
So I've been by twice during posted business hours and closed twice. Double chains on the door. Tape over the contact info. Address on the photo.
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04-23-23 03:34 #5132
Posts: 168La 20
This place is miles better than Olympus / Olimpus. Except for the ladies have clothes on. But sometimes seeing the sexy outfits is better.
So why is it better?
Neighborhood. More people out and about, better lit, working girls working the streets outside.
Space. A LOT bigger and just better. Much better bar area (entire area instead of a guy behind a counter). Music not as ear bleedingly loud. More like a US dive bar on the outskirts of town. Just fine for me.
So I walk in and there are tables full of guys pounding buckets of beers. OK cool. Girls standing around and not really approaching tables. Huh. Walk up to the bar and grab a beer -- super cheap. Nice. Find a table in a corner of the stage that runs down the middle of the floor. Enjoying the cleavage and butts walking around and then at 8 the strip show starts. Girl gets up, strips butt ass naked, gets a guy on the stage and keeps yanking his pants down and he's pulling them up as fast as she's pulling them down. She about gets his boxers down as well and he's embarrassed and about to give himself a wedgie if she lets go. Good fun had by all.
Plastic bimbo gets up with an X suspender slingshot bikini and immediate unleashes her giant implants and the crowd goes wild. Good fun had by all.
My type of girl finally peels herself away from a group of guys. Lucy is dark brown, all natural, thick but flat belly, perky breasts, great smile and her eyes aren't dead. Knockout. That's what 27 looks like. Smile at her and she plays coy. Does her mouth thing and I tilt my head towards the chair. She tilts towards the room and I tilt towards the chair. Buy her a tequila, flirt, get a nipple out, get a little buzz, catch some dudes checking her out. Good fun had by all.
After a bit of that and laughing at the stage hijinks, we head upstairs for 120 m-ish. Porn playing on the tv and we crack up at how bad it is. CBJ and then off to the races. Every position possible in 25 minutes and bit of cuddle time after.
Top of my list so far.
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04-22-23 21:20 #5131
Posts: 27Originally Posted by PoonyD [View Original Post]
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04-22-23 00:45 #5130
Posts: 22Originally Posted by UsaInEurope [View Original Post]
Don't go back there. Ever!
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04-22-23 00:01 #5129
Posts: 740Around Bar La20
Originally Posted by JuanTenorio [View Original Post]
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04-21-23 22:38 #5128
Posts: 168Originally Posted by JuanTenorio [View Original Post]
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04-21-23 14:48 #5127
Posts: 22Olympus has Fallen
Originally Posted by UsaInEurope [View Original Post]
Never been there since. This was like 10 years ago. Bar La 20 is in a bad neighborhood for sure, but the place is safer and cleaner and you can grab a safe taxi outside (managed by the club owners).
JT.
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04-21-23 04:36 #5126
Posts: 168Down and dirty at the Olympic
So here is some third world shit. If you need to have things at a certain level, this isn't the place for ya.
It's in a bad neighborhood for sure -- cops arresting a guy down the street, another operation the other direction, bars on every window, dark once you turn off Roosevelt. Luckily the bar has a guy out front and it's easy to figure out which place it is.
I walk in after paying the fee and it's coming up on 8 pm. I told you I'm not out partying until the wee hours. Plus why wouldn't you want to be the first to fuck a girl, and have it be 15 girls and 2 guys?
Had a couple beers and chilled in a chair. I liked that all the girls were butt ass naked and they came up every once in a while one by one to introduce themselves then walk away. No pressure, just tranquillo. They had all types -- super dark black, mocha, almost white, skinny, thick, nearing obese, tall, short. What a show! I was going to go with the type I don't usually go with -- this super skinny lighter girl but her tits, man! They were torpedos that went straight out from her chest and levitated from there. I couldn't get over them. But she seemed to have a not great attitude when I tried talking to her and the vibe wasn't there. Too bad.
So then I went darker and bigger than I usually do. Forget her name. Couldn't be more than 20 and chilled with her for a bit and bought her a round. She put my hand on her breasts and had some public time before going upstairs. The one thing I didn't like was the dirty smelly room. No way was I showering in that thing (luckily just did before rolling). Fucked her senseless after a super deep BBBJ anyway. Not sure I'd go back -- there are so many other places to check out. And the music was way too loud and the nothing but hard surfaces aspect just echoed the blasted music everywhere. Still, naked girls everywhere.
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04-20-23 22:14 #5125
Posts: 168Fucking within 2 hours of landing
Cali is perfect for me. It might not be for you. Here's what I like, so take any future post w / this in mind.
- I don't rate girls 6. 5 or any number. That's complete bullshit. What if I like a short bowling ball body? Might be a 4 to you and a 10 to me. There is no international standard so you won't be seeing any girl ratings.
- The vibe and connection are most important.
- Darker and natural are way hotter than light, plastic, fake lashes and tats.
- Give me a lineup any time. Especially if it's in a bar / club setting where it's not under time pressure to pick.
- Not into SW, getting drunk, staying out till all hours, drugs, making it rain, hip hop, partying. I'm here to fuck, chill, fuck, eat, fuck, have a beer, fuck.
- I find overly long descriptions of the girl and acts annoying and boring. She might not be there when you go. YMMV. This isn't Penthouse Forum. Yes, I'm old. Fart off.
Got to my pad and. No AC? Fuck this is going to be a long week. Hopefully the weather stays cool. She said to close the windows when it rains. Fuck that. I'll die.
I've been to some very sketchy neighborhoods and got out without any problems. That said, I'd rather not be dropped off in a dark dirt lot in front of a roll-down graffitied door on the edge of town. However, that one time in Laos where she led me to a chicken coop.
Anyway, I was picturing exactly that for Caras Lindas. RTFF and you'll see it's easy to envision.
It's perfectly safe! Dominos delivery dude giving a pizza to the guy outside the gate, cute fashion tienda chica hanging out on a bench. Guy in a suit walking by. Not dark. Not deserted. Just fine. Yay. So landed about 1 and got to Caras Lindas by 3. Hit the buzzer, get patted down (face the camera!) then led in and a lingerie model grabs my cock, makes the BJ move with her tongue into her cheek, laughs and grabs my ass. All right!
A whole bunch of Spanish blah blah blah I don't understand but I do. Do I want to see the girls? Why the hell else am I here?
5 come out for me to choose from. Another dark girl with her tiddies flopping around sits on another guy on the couch. Yum. Another naked girl walks down the stairs after getting railed. Good for that guy! I just kinda wanted to have a beer and sit there for an hour and watch the sex happen. But it's not that kind of place, womp womp. Didn't buy a drink as I'm going to do that later at a club.
Chose Tatiana. Gave a cute smile and giggle when we made eye contact. Melted my heart but not my hardon. Gave her money and she came back 5 minutes later with my 20 and said it's not accepted. I pulled out another and she laughed again and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I look and I brought Argentinian pesos. Fuck. Handed a 50 over and lo sientoed my way through the rest of it. Another 'Merican was across from me and asked about BS As, recommended La 20, and chatted for a few. Good guy! Maybe you're reading this. Hope you gave your lady a drilling.
Tatiana walked me up the stairs into an AC room (phew) and enjoyed a good makeout session. Went to straddle her face and she tried to upcharge me 50 mil for BBBJ. Fuck that. So I put on the condom and pounded her (she could take it -- tried to make her feel it deep and hard until she winced and she never did). Was sweet after with cuddling and then I left.
Price the same as previously reported.
Now to recover for Olympus tonight.
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04-20-23 13:34 #5124
Posts: 22Originally Posted by UsaInEurope [View Original Post]
JT.
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04-20-23 05:56 #5123
Posts: 648Great Report
Originally Posted by PoonyD [View Original Post]
I will say that many of the dudes who came expecting another Parque Llreas in Parque del Perros and didn't like the town didn't bother writting a negative report but even negative reports help the next monger decide if Cali is worth exploring.
There's tons of decent hotels outside of the large apartastudio hotels that adverstise on Airbnb. I won't blow up BayBoy's favorite spot but that's in Grenada for 25 bucks a night.
Look around the Grenada on Avenida sexta and in El Penon and the Versiallies barrios and save a buck or two on accommodations as far as I know unless you're talking super high end all are guest friendly.
Hope this Helps.
Trip.
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04-20-23 00:41 #5122
Posts: 168Originally Posted by JuanTenorio [View Original Post]
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04-20-23 00:37 #5121
Posts: 168Originally Posted by JoeRoc [View Original Post]Originally Posted by TripleDarknes [View Original Post]Originally Posted by TripleDarknes [View Original Post]