Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Keppiheppa]

Are you just asking for a happy ending. Or are you asking for a FS regular place like we're talking about here. If so, you're only a couple BTS stops from the action. The legendary Tulip at Thong Lor bts stop, and then Phrom Pong bts stop there is all of Soi 24 and 24/1 shops. Plus many more around that area. 2000 for an hour is about the bottom, but for a 1. 5 or 2 hour session its usually not much more and unless you're in a rush, get at least 1. 5 hours, you can always leave early.

Yeah I was talking about FS. Maybe I take that 2 h if they also do little massage there. I was just visiting few massage ladies in Koh Samui and even when I paid 2000 b /1 hour FS, I got like 10 min massage and 15 min fuck. Hopefully in Bangkok thinks are better?

I'm also interested to try soapy massage.

[AssameseGuy]

As I mentioned before I will be travelling with family and will be able to sneak out at night till 6-7 am. I wanted to ask if before taking a freelancer, Do I have to book another guest friendly hotel first? Or the freelancer / bargirl / beerbargirl will suggest me a good hotel which I can book later after picking up a girl? Also how much usually a girl would cost for a night in Bangkok?

[Paolo99]

Hi.

Some guys have experienced pretty massage close to momo in thonglor So Nikko?

Stay Nikko hotel and want to try but don't know which lady to choose.

I made a report about Mika a few months back, you can look in my profile's history to find it, or just skroll down in this thread until you find it (it was in November 2022).

Lately I've been there in the evening and selection was very slim, only three girls available (Mimi, Laila and Spy, their pics are featured on their website).

Mimi has an obvious lip surgery that I cannot stand so didn't ask to see her, asked to see Laila just because it was said she is tall and slim but she didn't look like her pics so didn't pick her. Asked to see Spy and took her for 2 h because she was very smiley and looked cute (far from being a stunner but not ugly too).

I didn't ask her age but she is a young mom, big and nice breast for a Thai girl, a little bit of belly, some tatoos here and there, ass a little bit wide and flat but overall she has an Ok body (except some acne on her face).

She likes to DFK, suck without condom, has a very good attitude but I felt that her pussy was a little bit to large for me.

I could go back there and try another girl but would take only 1 hour from now, she said they don't provide anymore two shots by FS when we book 2 hours (only 1 shot by FS allowed and the other shot could be by BJ), so I don't see the point of taking 2 hours except if the girl is very pretty.

Don't forget to report back if you take any girl there or in another shop.

[AssameseGuy]

How many shots does a beerbar / bar / pickup girl allow in short time and in long time? Please let me know if we need to just pay for the time with as many shots or do we have to pay for individual shot?

[AssameseGuy]

How much would it cost usually to pick up a decent bar girl, buy her 1 drink and 1 drink for me. Pay her bar fine, book a night stay in a okayish hotel and pay the girl her charge.

Can anyone help me with a lumpsum amount how much it would cost including everything mentioned above. Thanks in advance.

[Paksibkk]

Hi.

Some guys have experienced pretty massage close to momo in thonglor Soï Nikko?

Stay Nikko hotel and want to try but don't know which lady to choose.

[Paksibkk]

Thank la a lot for your report.

A couple of weeks ago I've been to this spot PICASSO and after a bad and sad experience with one of the 2 of only girls available been asked by the mamassan how it was.

I answered honestly: bad experience girl doesn't know her job painful. I have been told that all customers are happy to go there and nobody never told about bad experience. So why asking a question if you cannot answer properly?

Few minutes later and Indisnt want to argue I've been opened the door to go outside with a lot of words I can't understand.

Very bad experience and so happy now not to be the only one customer to report that.

It's interesting how bad luck, or bad experiences tend to group together. I had two poor choices for breakfast and lunch, and felt slightly cheated out of a few hundred baht thanks to a scammy tourist restaurant. An invisible dent to the wallet, but made me negative for the prospect of the day.

I had decided in the morning that I would go to an MP. But now I had two negative experiences already. It really felt like I was due for a third. I felt like my day was now "jinxed", and had a moment of foresight that I probably shouldn't go through with seeing a girl. Still, it's hard to say no to yourself when you've already decided to monger. Made many mistakes this way, and seems I will continue to.

Anyway. I go to the massage parlor (PICASSO), and am presented with pictures. Now there's a certain type of girl I always avoid. And that is the short girl with surgery.

Short girls with surgery! These girls, I find, give consistently the worst experiences. One more trait. A hoarse throat, which I don't mind in the abstract, but which also seems to correspond to trashiness and a bad performances.

Well, I did not look well enough at the pictures and body measurements, because out comes a short girl with surgery. More, she has a hoarse throat! A real 'syzygy' of ill portent. I wonder if I will make it through with a decent experience? There are actually two syzygies now, the trinity of Working-girl attributes that always correspond with bad attitudes / service, and the not-yet-formed trinity of bad events for the day. Ah! If I had seen a lineup I might have been able to spot her and evade her! But it's too late now.

I do have odds on my side. I was feeling more "on" than usual, which helps make mediocre experiences feel happier than they would be.

Well, we go to the BBBJ. Her mouth makes contact for a total of maybe 10 seconds, before she gestures for the condom. (As expected!) But, as I said, I am feeling "on" and healthy, so I try to make the best of it. As expected, she can't really take dick (short girl with surgery + hoarse throat predicted this), but at least she does not outright stiff-leg me from penetration. Which I am afraid I've experienced from her predecessors. Happily I continue. The jarringly fake moans begin. Of course, I had anticipated this as well. Her predecessors of the short-surgery-hoarse trinity had trained me to expect this. The moans don't correspond to anything I'm doing, and don't fit the mood and flow of the encounter.

Still, it wasn't all bad. At least she did not outright complain when I changed position (my expectations were low). And my good health for the day made a mediocre and stiff experience enjoyable, as I also sensed it would. It was still a passable encounter (a see- to the+ grade) up until the end, when I pull out to finish on her back. At that point she pulls away, ruining my orgasm, and then accuses me of not using a condom. She could easily see everything that was happening, we were in front of a mirror, and it was obvious that was false.

But I should have known, even the mediocre experience was going too well. All the signs I saw till then was hinting at a bad experience. A set of 3 bad events for a bad day. And I couldn't just be let go with a merely mediocre third event. Yes, the signs have no grounding in logic, but the signs somehow fulfill their prophecy!

With annoyance she rushes me outside. Now I am confronted by the mamasan, who accuses me of trying to do anal, of taking off the condom, of going over time. Of course I have no interest in anal these days, and I never pull off the condom except to finish. This is just the uncharitable worldview of a short girl with surgery and hoarse throat.

Like something trips in my head, I immediately become filled with rage. Though looking back, it didn't end as badly as it could have. I have been fined in the past by the japanese shops for going over time. It's not my fault that they don't use an alarm or phone call to indicate time is almost up. This is the standard and logical way of guaranteeing promptness. And even actual japanese shops in Japan will do this. SO in a way, I was fortunate not to be fined?

But in another way, it was as if I wasted 2000+ baht. I didn't walk out of there with a good mood or confidence boost. I left feeling disgusted. I don't know why I feel so disgusted. The accusations, the stupidity, the blindness to her own bad service. The (low mediocre) sex is not worth these hateful interactions to me anymore. It's one of those experiences that devalues the hobbying for me. Furthermore I was still backed up from a ruined orgasm, so even the physical purpose of the purchase was unaccomplished.

Anyways. I apologize for a negative report. Hopefully it was a little entertaining to those who bothered to read the way though. Bad experiences is a good motivator to post.

[GrapeMan]

Hi. I've never been alone in Bangkok, but now I have a change for couple of days.

I'm staying near Phra Khanong BTS station. Any recommendations for happy end massage places near with reasonable prices (under 2000 baht / hour all inclusive)?

Are you just asking for a happy ending. Or are you asking for a FS regular place like we're talking about here. If so, you're only a couple BTS stops from the action. The legendary Tulip at Thong Lor bts stop, and then Phrom Pong bts stop there is all of Soi 24 and 24/1 shops. Plus many more around that area. 2000 for an hour is about the bottom, but for a 1. 5 or 2 hour session its usually not much more and unless you're in a rush, get at least 1. 5 hours, you can always leave early.

[BigHat849]

* first night in Bangkok, got to my hotel around 9 pm, I was hungry and tired from little sleep so went looking for food (honestly). Got lost in some alleyways and wandered past AYA, which stuck out for being an elegant looking place on a quiet street. As I was walking by, these two indian guys (maybe brotherS) were ampign each other up (this becomes relevant soon). I said fuck it, ill find food later and decided to check it out. Now I don't like to go into AMPS without an appointment, I'm actually shy despite my participation in this hobby, but it was my first night in Bangkok so I went with it. The lobby looked nice, there was already a lineup happening for another bloke so I watched as he picked a tall (but kind of mannish) lady. The receptionist asked me if I watned a girl, and I picked this lovely looking one named after a german car maker. Reception offered me nuru or soap, I said soap since I was really looking to let one off. Just as I was paying the desk, the indian bros walked in and asked for the girl I had just picked. Apparently they had left the lobby to get their courage and it had finally come. One started to get a little aggressive with me (I don't get why you go to an AMP with your bro, but that's me), but the reception desk handled ti well and my girl for the hour led me to one of their rooms that was decently appointed. Being a gentleman, I hopped in the shower and came out to see her in her birthday suit. She asked if I wanted a massage first and I demured, saying I was full of stress I had to release. She began a nice BBBJ and I asked her to go 69 so I could get some nourishment since I was so hungry. She tasted great. After feeling her getting really wet I told her it was time for the show, she gave me a thai condom, but I brought my own and I covered up and jumped in fucking her face to face in mish. I found her very attractive and I took my time to grind her clit which really had her going. I eventually finished up and she gave me a decent massage as I caught my breath. I'd reccomend this girl, though their line up is a mix, but aya has nice facilities. Just try to avoid any bros who may be loitering outside.

* the next morning I began sending messages to a couple of local shops on line to line up a threesome. I wanted something genuine and the mamasan at OlaOla told me nana and risa were real lesbians and quoted me 5 k for an hour. I made an appointment and told her ID come by after lunch. Olaola is located in a really narrow alleyway by the holiday inn, but the spot is decent. There were a couple of girls sitting out front when I walked in. The desk took my money and risa greeted me. I noticed she had braces on her teeth which was a little concerning for my johnny and I didn't find her super attractive, but then I also saw nana and I was immediately drawn to her lips. Began with a wash and then both girls began BBBJ on me, and eventually risa began pleasuring nana and we went from there. They did seem to have some real chemistry, whatever the case, I enjoyed the experience of joining them in whatever they were doing. Eventually I moved to taking nana from behind as she DATY with risa and I eventually blew in rubber and called it an experience. I was a little concerned about this place whn I walked in, but it was a good experience and ill go back before I leave.

* also tried WOW on soi 23. Place advertises lots of girls, but only has a few at a time. I liked the picture of zara, younger with shorter hair, I think one of the guys reviewed her a few weeks back in this thread. Wow has the whole theme thing going on, you can pick a specific room and the girl can dress up. I didn't really care about all that and asked them to give me the cleanest one and that I didn't care what zara wore as it would all be coming off, at least the desk had a sense of humor on that one. When I finally met her, she was really attractive and I was glad I made the choice. Went through the motions, did my thing paid 4200, WIR? Maybe.

[Keppiheppa]

Hi. I've never been alone in Bangkok, but now I have a change for couple of days.

I'm staying near Phra Khanong BTS station. Any recommendations for happy end massage places near with reasonable prices (under 2000 baht / hour all inclusive)?

[Amnesia]

If you do your homework you're going to find girls every bit as good looking online for less, I mean way less. But it takes time and effort. For me it's certainly worth saving two to three hundred dollars per session.

Would love to hear some recommendations. If you're referring to sideline girls or Kapoo places, I'the like to disagree because the quality is far from what you used to get at a good soapy. Even though many of the girls are young, cute and pretty, The venues are crappy, you don't get the whole bath experience, and the performance of the girls (delivered on a tiny old single bed) is usually geared towards making you cum quickly. I book an hour and am out within 30 minutes or less. But you're right that that's where Thai guys go to these days.

Happy to hear some recommendations in case I'm just visiting the wrong places.

[GrapeMan]

Ahhh, that explains why I tended to find some girls overpriced and some underpriced. Whiteness of skin means nothing to me, but I recognize it is an important factor to many, especially Chinese and Korean men.

Many Chinese / Japanese / Korean customers are specifically looking for the light skinned japanese-style kawaii looking girls, who often are a bit over the top with it. Rainbow 4 in Nana even used to cater to this a lot (and might still do that). But a lot of the MPs etc. That focus on asian clients up the price and try to get these types of girls in there.

[HorseTrader]

Management sets the prices. It goes by height, whiteness of skin, and "freshness" I. E. Presumptive age.

Ahhh, that explains why I tended to find some girls overpriced and some underpriced. Whiteness of skin means nothing to me, but I recognize it is an important factor to many, especially Chinese and Korean men.

[Zhuren]

I have a question for the group: do the girls set their own prices at such places or does management tell the girls what price to charge?

Management sets the prices. It goes by height, whiteness of skin, and "freshness" I. E. Presumptive age.

[Guaatang]

Afternoon All. I'm returning to LOS for 3 weeks in mid June (14/6/23 onwards). I lived in BKK & Chiang Mai for almost 2 years back in 2001 (and have been back 2 x since) so I know the country fairly well, but so many things have changed over the years so I feel like a newbie all over again! During my biz trip I plan on visiting Tulip, Cherry and possibly Bamboo, and any thoughts or recommendations for and against certain WG's is much appreciated (I like A+ & the PSE as you can prob tell!) the main reason for this msg though is to see if there are any willing guys who read the forum who have had or are keen to have a DP experience at one of the above establishments? I'm not into guys, so this is purely a Hetrosexual request to have some fun with one (or two) of the ladies, and I just need a suitable wingman for the task at hand? Noting number of bodies involved I will use an external Hotel Room for the session (suspect this would be 2 hours +). If anyone is keen please msg me in the forum and I will organise a way to catch up, thanks?

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