FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Wry Cooter]

Drove over to the Hof and walked in shortly after 1 pm. The parking lot a couple doors down was nearly full and as I approached saw a gentleman approaching from the other parking lot further down the road. The official opening time is 1 pm but it seems a lot of guys will show up before that (12 noon? 12:30?) and Conny likely opens it up to them if the ladies inside are all ready to work. I was informed by NADJA when we were in the room that the owners are actively looking for a new location for their operation and will announce it on their website if they are successful in finding a place. As far as she knows, the plan is for Bernd's to live on, just in a different location. I'm glad to know that the legend might live on...

Present today: MARIA (Bu. 30's lots of tattoos, big breasts, looking very tan with lightened and curly hair), CLEO (Po. 30's-40's, tall brunette, still a pistol, likes to joke around, a big personality), ERIKA (Ro? Short thicc blonde who is also the masseuse and therefore barely wears that smock), BIANKA (or Bianca. Ro. Early to mid 20's slim and cute with dyed blonde hair, I think she resembles the American actress Anna Faris), ANNI (Ro. Prob 30's. Super tall & slim brunette looks like she has new boobs, seems super friendly), EMMA (Ro. Prob late 20's. Big boned, blessed with big bosom, very soft skin, she reminds me of those cornfed Midwest American college girls), NADJA (Ro. Early 20's slim but with some nice curves on her body, pretty face, a couple prominent tattoos including a sun / moon on her left thigh) , ANNA (have read that she is Rus. Very distracting puffy lips from injections, young prob early 20's with a decent body), ALEXA (late 30's with saggy boobs, a little more olive skinned, not my type but I get the impression she gives great service), and TINA (Ro. Early 20's, slim and pretty, I roomed with her about a year ago). She informed me that her friend LAVINIA is currently on holiday, just my luck.

Lots of patrons today but never felt crowded. I heard a couple American accents and chatted a bit with one of the gentleman. Mostly German guys flying solo but here was a small groupd of Dutch guys who were enjoying their afternoon chatting and then going to the rooms. The ladies were typically busy but not too busy. I partook in a threesome with NADJA and EMMA. And has a lovely round bottom and very tight perky be's while E has much larger, almost thick pancakes for breasts that are fun to grope, similar to Maria's. It was great watching them go down on me while we were making out on the couch and then again in the room when I asked them to give me some "dueling harmonicas". I like to get a little naughty for the main event but they were very accomodating and informed me of the cost of extras before we began. Second room was with BIANKA who doesn't seem too friendly in the living room or hallways but if you say Hello, and chat for a bit, then request some private time she knows how to flip the switch and put on a good show with lots of eye contact. Also very accomodating to my request Great little body on her. Lovely little arse and wonderful breasts which she placed in my mouth. I'd say the best young perky breasts are a 3-way tie between Nadja, Bianka, and Tina. Didn't have the strength for a 3rd session but it probably would've been Tina. Perhaps next time I can get her and Lavinia for a trio. Or Nadja & Bianka.

In the little dining room they had something resembling Turkey a la King, which is basically a turkey pot pie without the pie crust. Also, very tasty meatballs that were probably cooked in the same creamy white Rahmsosse that the turkey was cooked in, and some hearty potatoes on the side. Yogurt, cold cuts, cheeses, and cake were also available. It's not going to win any awards but it's hearty and decent enough to nourish you if you plan to be there for 5-8 hours.

I'm tempted to possibly go back again tomorrow but may go visit Luderland in Leverkusen instead as I make my back up to Dusseldorf and Bochum.

[FlurkMan]

Wish or we will miss so much Bernds supermodels. I saw few prettier girls in RTC.

Well. I don't want to offend you, but talking about pretty girls' details.

Maybe you could do yourself a favor: why don't you buy a pair of premium quality glasses?

[Sirioja]

Rumour is that the owner is looking for another building nearby to continue on the business. I certainly hope this is true.

Wish or we will miss so much Bernds supermodels. I saw few prettier girls in RTC.

[Tobyg]

Rumour is that the owner is looking for another building nearby to continue on the business. I certainly hope this is true.

[Maxime]

According to the German forum "freiercafe" Bernd's is said to stop business by the end of October 2023.

Correct, the house is for sale, but no more Pay6 on this place after October 2023:

https://www.mannella-immobilien.de/i...ef-lichtenberg, i367634.

[Sirioja]

According to the German forum "freiercafe" Bernd's is said to stop business by the end of October 2023.

We will lose some supermodels. Still RTC for AO or some girls under passion in sex.

[FlurkMan]

According to the German forum "freiercafe" Bernd's is said to stop business by the end of October 2023.

[Sirioja]

I don't like that idea, it can lead to arguments about how many sessions you had. Just like some girls in strip clubs swear blind they have given you more dances than you actually received. As you say it can also be embarrassing if you check out and they realise you haven't had a session, not that you are under any obligation. Maybe they get annoyed that they aren't getting their cut from the girl for the room fee?

Except once and she was not even good but fake porn moanings I hate, I always left legendary Bernds with no room, desk asking me if I didn't find for my taste, being about to answer: do You look at your looks? Even some were lovely, but this is not enough to pay for.

[Abox79]

The last time I visited this club was probably 12+ years ago. I remember that this club operated differently in that you don't pay the girls directly after each session. The club would keep track of the number of time and for how long you go to the rooms, if any, and you paid the club the total amount when you leave. Does this club still operate like that today?

I always found it awkward to leave the club without going with any girl because the receptions would know if you went to any room or not. They usually gave me stares and wonder why I wouldn't go with anyone when I took off. (The reason was obvious that I didn't find anyone attractive enough.) I was lucky few times that my friends bailed me out when we went together as a group, and they took one for the team. Most other clubs would not know if you go to the room or not because you deal with the girls directly. Has anything changed in this regard? All of the ladies working at this club are all above 25 yo. It's pretty much the same. Right?

I don't like that idea, it can lead to arguments about how many sessions you had. Just like some girls in strip clubs swear blind they have given you more dances than you actually received. As you say it can also be embarrassing if you check out and they realise you haven't had a session, not that you are under any obligation. Maybe they get annoyed that they aren't getting their cut from the girl for the room fee?

[Artvand1]

The last time I visited this club was probably 12+ years ago. I remember that this club operated differently in that you don't pay the girls directly after each session. The club would keep track of the number of time and for how long you go to the rooms, if any, and you paid the club the total amount when you leave. Does this club still operate like that today?

I always found it awkward to leave the club without going with any girl because the receptions would know if you went to any room or not. They usually gave me stares and wonder why I wouldn't go with anyone when I took off. (The reason was obvious that I didn't find anyone attractive enough.) I was lucky few times that my friends bailed me out when we went together as a group, and they took one for the team. Most other clubs would not know if you go to the room or not because you deal with the girls directly. Has anything changed in this regard? All of the ladies working at this club are all above 25 yo. It's pretty much the same. Right?

Yup, it is pretty much the same. You pay the girls directly. And the service has not been great after Covid. I remember back when Angie, Mara, Katja were working the service was extraordinary. Now not so much.

[MoneySign]

The last time I visited this club was probably 12+ years ago. I remember that this club operated differently in that you don't pay the girls directly after each session. The club would keep track of the number of time and for how long you go to the rooms, if any, and you paid the club the total amount when you leave. Does this club still operate like that today?

I always found it awkward to leave the club without going with any girl because the receptions would know if you went to any room or not. They usually gave me stares and wonder why I wouldn't go with anyone when I took off. (The reason was obvious that I didn't find anyone attractive enough.) I was lucky few times that my friends bailed me out when we went together as a group, and they took one for the team. Most other clubs would not know if you go to the room or not because you deal with the girls directly. Has anything changed in this regard? All of the ladies working at this club are all above 25 yo. It's pretty much the same. Right?

[AdamVeden]

I see that there has been several questions regarding bus to or from Schieferhof.

The, maybe, best way to search for the most recent valid timetable is to use https://reiseauskunft.bahn.de The name of the nearest bus stop is Uckerath Lichtenberg Ort, Hennef (Sieg) (Hennef Lichtenberg Ort in Google maps). From the bus stop it is a quite short walk to Bernd's. In reiseaufkunft you also can find train times for most Europe (and buy train tickets for trains within Germany and in many cases also for international trains to or from Germany). Within Germany you can, in addition to train times, also find the timings for trams and buses.

[Smoke Light]

May I ask how many girls there are in this period at Bernd's and which ones offer on demand and for extra payment, of course, the ao service? Thanks a lot!

I don't think youngsters Lavinia and Nadia / Nadja offer what you ask. Be sure to ask the girls before the room. Speak with Erika the masseuse about everything you need, she is very resourceful.

[Universo Fkk]

May I ask how many girls there are in this period at Bernd's and which ones offer on demand and for extra payment, of course, the ao service? Thanks a lot!

[Smoke Light]

I'll be there again probably on Friday 21th. I'll contact you in PM. Other participants are welcome.

Friday 21th is a very good day for me. I will be there. I typically arrive after 7 or 8 in the evening. The club will be open till 1 am. I too hope for other participants, should be a fun night. Cheers.