Lisbon

[Harry1217]

There are so many well reviewed girls on the tens of pages here that it is a bit harsh to advise people to stay away from Lisbon.

One thing that is indisputable is that Lisbon, like many other cities around the world, has been on a slow decline for many years. By all accounts, the best times were actually when the internet was in its infancy. But there are still good experiences to be had, if you follow the recommendations in this forum.

It's also not fair to compare to a South American country like Brazil, which is a few thousand miles away and has all manner of other considerations. But i agree it would be strange if you plonked a girl from Brazil to Lisbon and her service went downhill, given she would be earning more in Lisbon! I can tell you that Lisbon trumps other European Cities such as London and Amsterdam, in my opinion.

Obviously, even well reviewed girls may not deliver or may not turn out to be what you wanted.

Massage can indeed be very frustrating when there is no kissing and even touching is restricted. I actually popped in to Tantric Moments last year, and I had 3 or 4 ladies introduce themselves, but just didn't get a good feel. And the 180 price also put me off (bearing in mind full service at your hotel can be had for 150). I did get a very good sensual massage at Genuine Tantric (but no kissing and limited touching).

Hi guys,

As usual I report from another city around the world. See my other reports, from Kiev to Rio via Bogota and more.

Lisbon, is a city to avoid. 90% bad experiences for me, maybe a few mediocre. I had one good experience with Caroline Belmont but she stopped working unfortunately.

Went to a massage called Tantric Moments: https://www.tantricmoments.pt/en/ - got in with a smiling Brazilian with huge fake boobs. Got a very low quality massage with handjob at the end. No pussy touching. No kissing. 180 euro for one hour. Waste of money. I tried to check what is happening in other massage parlours. Got in, usually only two girls on the shift, not something thrilling, so I decided to pass and go back to the hotel.

I tried to book some girls from apartadox, most of them wanted 150 euro per hour, but since my hotel was in Cascais they wanted extra 30 euro to get here. I said I will book the Uber, but no, they wanted me to charge up their phone or pass the money upfront through a different shadey way. Now this for me is a very RED flag so I decided not to book any of them. Eventually I found a girl that was chatty on the phone and agreed for me to call her an Uber.

So I booked the girl called Ariana Pilar https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ana-pilar-6673 and it was a disappointment:

1. The good things: She arrived on time. She charged 150 euro for hour. She is not ugly but not good looking either.

2. Bad things: She is not the girl from the photos. She have darker skin. Dirty colour blonde hair.

3. She was very boring in bed. Not terrible just again, boring.

4. We took a shower, had vanilla quiet sex and she left.

I sometimes pay 800 euros for an hour for BDSM girls in Berlin. I can pay a lot. I can pay a bit (in Colombia) but I expect value per money. This was not it. Even the Brazilian girls which in Brazil are so much fun transform to be boring in Lisbon. Go figures.

I have yet to find something worth it in Lisbon. Stay away.

Aviv.

[IsaBahn]

Hi guys,

As usual I report from another city around the world. See my other reports, from Kiev to Rio via Bogota and more.

Lisbon, is a city to avoid. 90% bad experiences for me, maybe a few mediocre. I had one good experience with Caroline Belmont but she stopped working unfortunately.

Went to a massage called Tantric Moments: https://www.tantricmoments.pt/en/ - got in with a smiling Brazilian with huge fake boobs. Got a very low quality massage with handjob at the end. No pussy touching. No kissing. 180 euro for one hour. Waste of money. I tried to check what is happening in other massage parlours. Got in, usually only two girls on the shift, not something thrilling, so I decided to pass and go back to the hotel.

I tried to book some girls from apartadox, most of them wanted 150 euro per hour, but since my hotel was in Cascais they wanted extra 30 euro to get here. I said I will book the Uber, but no, they wanted me to charge up their phone or pass the money upfront through a different shadey way. Now this for me is a very RED flag so I decided not to book any of them. Eventually I found a girl that was chatty on the phone and agreed for me to call her an Uber.

So I booked the girl called Ariana Pilar https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ana-pilar-6673 and it was a disappointment:

1. The good things: She arrived on time. She charged 150 euro for hour. She is not ugly but not good looking either.

2. Bad things: She is not the girl from the photos. She have darker skin. Dirty colour blonde hair.

3. She was very boring in bed. Not terrible just again, boring.

4. We took a shower, had vanilla quiet sex and she left.

I sometimes pay 800 euros for an hour for BDSM girls in Berlin. I can pay a lot. I can pay a bit (in Colombia) but I expect value per money. This was not it. Even the Brazilian girls which in Brazil are so much fun transform to be boring in Lisbon. Go figures.

I have yet to find something worth it in Lisbon. Stay away.

Aviv.

[Harry1217]

A couple of reports from a very short trip. Both outcall to my hotel and booked via EP.

Joana Montenegro.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/joana-montenegro/

She is well reviewed across many different boards, and I concur with recent reports saying she still looks good! The EP pictures do give a good representation of her, perhaps not as photoshopped as other girls (EP overall isn't as bad as sites like PortalPrivado which have excessive photoshopping). She's around 30, tall for a girl, and has a lovely body resembling the pictures.

The best way to describe her service is she will give you a PSE, and cater for fetishes, if that's what you want, without Anal (which she politely said she didn't enjoy).

Gave a great BBBJ with a CIM at the end, kissed as much as I wanted, and she loves energetic and high-speed intercourse. It felt like a rigorous workout by the end! Open to every position under the sun, and loves intense doggy. On 1 hour appointments, I struggle to get hard again after I pop, so I had to manage her enthusiasm.

Just a lovely lady with so signs of burn-out despite having been going for a few years. Speaks good English which does help. Stayed just over an hour with no clock watching. Definitely one of my best experiences.

Ana Lucia.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/ana-lucia/

I don't think there are any reports about this lady, surprisingly, so I've taken one for the team here. I say surprisingly because she has a bit of a unique look and I would have thought she would appeal to many. Having said that, I personally prefer fuller and more curvy figures! But I certainly found Ana attractive; when she arrived at my hotel in jeans I was happy with what I saw - tall and youthful with long dark hair in a ponytail (I'm sure the hair was a wig but it was hard to tell).

I was equally happy once she undressed in the room. I would actually say she looks better than in the EP pictures but they do give a good representation.

Ana is actually 30 next year, rather than the 22 stated on EP. However, she could pass for 22-24 as she has a youthful looking face with not an ounce of fat on her body and the breasts of an 18 year old (just like the pictures).

Her personality is the opposite of someone like Joana. Ana is quiet and whilst she speaks English, it is limited (had to use google translate a lot). She also comes across as a bit inexperienced despite her relatively mature age and having been doing this for over 18 months. Luckily no burn-out syndrome as such. Inexperience is fine however, providing the girl is willing to take direction and show some enthusiasm, which Ana did.

She is health / hygiene conscious and is a bit reluctant with certain things -kissing was not always full on DFK, and she initially denied FIV (but eventually accepted it with enthusiasm). The OWO was also not the best I have had (a bit lacking in pressure). That was despite me feeling a genuine connection with her during the meet and her actually telling me that she liked me! She's training to be a dentist, and the health side of that showed if you get my drift!

She was happy with everything I requested (open to all positions and she's flexible) & does actually provide a CIM finish. She brought some toys along with her and we had a bit of fun with those. Even played a bit of role-play. I really enjoyed going down on her and must have spent around 20 minutes of the booking doing that. Didn't ask about anal but I don't think she provides it.

Stayed the full hour and she didn't ask for the money until the end - I had left it on a table nearby. That for me is always a good sign.

I only saw Ana because other ladies were not available (I had booked the short trip late and didn't have much time to schedule). Ana was far down on my list, and although I enjoyed the meet, I'm not sure if I would see her again as there are so many others I want to see. I would recommend her but with the caveats described above (comes across inexperienced, possibly no anal, some services not full on due to hygiene obsessions).

[ExExpatriate]

Oh yeah, Carlos. I'm not arguing. Just answering the question.

In my own pursuits, I mix EP with incalls, depending on the timing and circumstances.

If you are in Lisbon proper, EP never charges for transport. That only comes up for outlying areas, like Estoril or something. Also, I've never had an outcall in Lisbon, EP or not, start the clock at any time except the time of her arrival. That would be very, very unusual IME.

As a rule, most incall ladies in Lisbon don't even want to do outcalls. They are especially disinterested in doing outcall for strangers. So, the mark-up is steep, they ask for travel fare, etc. The more extras they want, the less they really want to go out for work in the first place.

[Carlos Primeros]

ExExpatriate. You are right concerning EP and predominantly white girls. No disagreement.

With out-call you have to pay also for the transport of the girl and their time comming to you. One hour turns out to be then only 30 minutes. For my part I would not like to have a working girl in my private residence. But this is only a personal matter.

Classificadosx is certainly to be taken not only with one grain of salt. There is a lot of fake going on. Agreed to that as well. Seeing an incall. Girl. If she is opening the door and is a total fake, I simply turn around an leave. Easy as that. It certainly happened to me as well. But after a while you have filtered out a certain number of girls which are ok. That is the advantage of living in a place like Lisboa.

I do not travel anymore extensively as before and I have everything here in front of my door.

Carlos Primeros.

Retired King of Portugal.

[ExExpatriate]

1) Since this board is mostly patronized by visitors, and visitors have a hotel room, that expense is built-in for us. Outcall with EP is cheaper than with other predominantly incall escorts.

2) If you want an under 30 Portuguese girl, rather than Brasilians or Africans, EP is where most of them are.

3) EP used to be pricey. Nowadays, 150/ h is in the same ballpark as the better incall escorts.

4) ClassifcadosX? Ha! I do keep an eye on it, but most of those ads are unverified. Many are easily seen as fake. And most of the verified girls there also have ads placed on photo-verified sites.

I encourage these guys to try incall pretty often, but I understand why they do not. Now you know.

Hi folks,

I am wondering all the time why there is all the time a hype with the EP. Girls. They are expensive and you have quite often a bad service or a bait and switch.

[Carlos Primeros]

Hi folks,

I am wondering all the time why there is all the time a hype with the EP. Girls. They are expensive and you have quite often a bad service or a bait and switch.

Why do you not look into other platforms like classificados.net.pt? There are hundreds if not thousand girls offering their services. Be aware that there is also a good number of bait and swith operations going on but they are considerably cheaper. The going price there is 30 minutes of 40 / 50 and 1 hour 80 - 100 , depending what you are looking for.

African girls here offer mostly excellent services like the one I would like to recommend. (Mulattas / black girls are not so much in demand than the white-skinned ones and therefore their servieces are lower in price - but nevertheless their performance is mostly better. A Brazilian mulatta is preferable to a white dead fish in bed)

Saphira / Diamante Negro.

https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/an...sabor-africano

Body: slim and musculous. Well trained.

Boobs: 40 C. They fill a large hand. Perky.

Age: around 38 - 40.

Performance: Kissing, anal, vaginal, BBBJ, deep throat, massage. She really gets wet.

Price: 30 min 50 , 1 hour 100 .

Place: side street of Fonte Luminosa - Lisboa (Almada). Rua Actor Vale.

I suggest that mongers visiting Lisboa should give it a try. She is doing Incall and Outcall during the day.

The only draw-back is, that her English is limited.

Enjoy.

Carlos Primeros.

[ExExpatriate]

The poorly rated Eva Santos changed her name and got a new photoshoot, and now goes by Violeta Santos.

That makes three in the last week or so.

[Stirling]

Hi Gents, back in your wonderful city and have been for almost a week. I've seen a number of ladies including a few off SA. Will definitely report on my finding next few days. That said, I've looked, but have been unable to find any reports on either Carlota M or Iris Furtado. If anyone has any intel, I'd appreciate your thoughts.

Stirling.

[ExExpatriate]

IMO, you would be lucky to find eight girls working at the same time at most spas in Lisbon. Only a few have a stated roster that big, and it would be very unusual for them to all be at the "office" at the same time for no reason. Moreover, I've only seen a spa that had that many private rooms once, and that place closed, although maybe another one is around.

Brothels per se do not exist, because profiting from prostitution is a crime. The work-arounds are "we're a spa" or "we do advertising" or "I rent rooms to the escorts, and don't collect on the actual services. " I know there have been places that could do 8 guests as a party in the past, but I'm unaware of any now. I can't point you in the right direction there, just on that point alone.

Coming to Lisbon for bachelor party.

Looking for a reputable walk in brothel with line up.

My guys not picky sometimes going like equivalent to felina in BCN will do.

And Nuru spa Lisbon? She mixed reports.

How many people can they recieve at a time.

We are 13 but I reckon about 8 will want to go.

[EMassageBro]

Coming to Lisbon for bachelor party.

Looking for a reputable walk in brothel with line up.

My guys not picky sometimes going like equivalent to felina in BCN will do.

And Nuru spa Lisbon? She mixed reports.

How many people can they recieve at a time.

We are 13 but I reckon about 8 will want to go.

[Stradivari]

There is nothing to add to this review from my perspective. I met here late this evening (conversation before meeting was straight and easy) and I was nicely surprised by here expressive face and eyes, and indeed she has some more weight than I would have expected, but for booty lovers very nice. Here attitude is perfect and she is kind and enthusiastic. First shot CIM after nice wet DT after which she did not stop but tried just to continue. I needed a short brake however and we walked very nicely. Intense cowgirl with rubbing her clit strongly and just at the end of an hour I came right in time. She is a kind person, please treat her well. Sexually, it was okay, good GFE, bothered a little bit by some restrictions (no FIP, no saliva). But nothing to write home about. Most likely I will try somebody else before repeating.

My feet's were to tired tonight to check the street situation.

This is one where I chose to break some new ground.

I haven't seen Bela reviewed anywhere that I follow it, but she has been asked about.

Bela is about 20, with dark hair and a nice face, but nothing that would turn your head on the street. Her best attribute is her blue eyes. She appeared dressed casually, but stylishly. As for her body, it is exactly what you see in the pictures, but look carefully at them. If you do, you'll see she has a thick set of legs and a big booty; basically, she naturally has the kind of junk in the trunk that a lot of girls go to the gym and do squats all day to get. She is NOT fat and the pictures are accurate. The thing is I can see a lot of you guys missing that detail -- which is right in front of your face -- and then complaining about Photoshopping.

She is new to being a call girl and still enthusiastic about it. She told me she started for a few weeks, took a month off to deal with some private problems, and had just gotten started again. She doesn't do anal or FIV, but her OWO is sans hands, all mouth, and good; good DFK; basically, GFE with the girlfriend who likes to fuck.

]https://escortprivada.com/escort/bela-soares/

[ExExpatriate]

Two EP girls recently did a name change.

Mariana Amaral is now Sofia Abecassis. A keen observer can see it plain as day. The new photo essay has had the tattoos removed, but that is all. I was never with her, but she had a few good reviews here and there. Maybe she felt showing off her tats was damaging her appeal?

Vera Guerra is now Julieta Gomes. I have been with her and am in complete agreement with the fellows on the local board: she is a disinterested, lousy lay, will use every time wasting tactic there is, complain non-stop about everything, and then demand a tip or that you pay for her parking. There is zero reason to ever call this girl.

[RobotoVoice]

Hey guys!

I am happy to add yet another positive report on Patricia Navarro!

ApartadoX: https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...a-navarro-3827.

Portal Privado: https://www.portalprivado.com/acompa...mpanhante=1160.

Incalls.

- 30 Minutes - 70 Euros.

- 1 Hour - 120 Euros.

Important Note: Appointments are only made on the same day you contact her and she does not offer Anal.

Also, her English is pretty basic. I have a pretty good grasp on Portuguese, so we managed just fine.

I messaged her through Whatsapp and she responded relatively quickly. The day after, we scheduled a 1 hour meet (Incall).

I made sure to confirm the services she offered: BBBJ, CIM and she allows for multiple pops in the session! She does emphasize good hyenine, so I recommend you boys give yourselves a good shave down south if you plan on meeting up with her.

She was my ideal Latina woman, with caramel skin and long black hair. Not only is she pretty but she is quite charming as well! Very seductive!

When I arrived, she kindly asked me to take a shower and offered me some water before we started.

I finished 3 times. First time, CIM. Second time, Doggy. Third time, Missionary. I even slapped her ass a couple of times but heard no complaints!

During downtime, we cuddled and she massaged me a bit. Towards the end, when I was spent, we engaged in some nice conversation.

All in all, I was quite happy with experience! I would have given her a 10/10 but I have to admit she seemed just a little bit thicker than her photos indicated.

I will definitely be seeing her again!

[Koki9290]

Thank you ExExpatriate for the quick answer. So I will check the "opportunities" upfront.

Let's see if I can figure out something and report myself. Locations that have been mentioned are Eduardo VII Park, Monsanto Forest Park, Conde Redondo, area around metro Intendente, Martim Moniz and Anjos area but I don't know if this information is up to date, with acceptable safety, if there really is any action and whether it has straight girls (I'm not into shemales).

I was wandering around the area east of Martim Monz last night around 10 pm and saw no streetwalkers. Lots of guys in the streets hanging out and drinking but no action that I could discern. I'll check out Eduardo VII, Rua do Conde de Redonde and Anjos in the next couple of days because I'm staying nearby. Mansanto Forest is huge and wouldn't know where to begin.