FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Nooky Ninja]

That's it.

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-pays-br...aid/a-65877931

And that's all??!!!

Ludicrously low settlement given what a shit show this was.

[FckMyWife]

Ninja looking for tall, educated, and wealthy busty blond woman, 30-40 who can host him in Berlin, maybe for 5 years to start. PM with photo and bank statement.

You will find them in FKK just go there every day for next 5 years.

[Nooky Ninja]

Looking for a educated, reasonably well to do man who can host us and take us around and have fun. Do DM.

Ninja looking for tall, educated, and wealthy busty blond woman, 30-40 who can host him in Berlin, maybe for 5 years to start. PM with photo and bank statement.

[FckMyWife]

We are a matured 55+and 45+ married cpl from India. Visiting Berlin on 26,27th July and then proceed to Paris on 28th July.

She's a hotwife, hure also a dominatrix for submissive men.

Looking for a educated, reasonably well to do man who can host us and take us around and have fun. Do DM.

[HDN2015]

Saturday Morning was a slight exictement: After over 3 years without visiting Art, I prepared to drop by to this nice place for one night.

I arrived in the new Berlin Airport: Willy Brandt. I searched the public transports and after I made some mistakes, I realized there are 2 main ways to go to my final destination: a train with the direction to Sdkreuz and a second train go to Ostbahnhof. Once at one of those stop, change to another city transport and get off at Westkreuz.

I presented myself at the front desk and the cashier regonized me: Hey! How are you, it's been a long time, are you here for one night as always?

We chatted a bit and she gave me straigth a red bathrobe. The fellas before me and after me, wore a grey bathrobe. Thus I can confirm there is a dress code, because most of the men wore a grey bathrobe and a few had the red one.

I took off my cloths and put on the bathrobe and started to look around to see if something is new. I reached the lounge and a Dominican lady waved her hand to me. We know each other since I started to come in Art. We discussed about our respective lives. She told me many women stopped after covid, and other had babies or stayed out of the business.

I scanned the place, I realized I knew the face of 90% of the ladies, the part of German women (Native or born in Germany) decreased, the majority of the women are coming from Romania / Hungaria / Bulgaria. Their trend is plastic boobs, reshaped lips. There is a small crew of latinas which is a mix of veterans and few new faces or young blood. The atmosphere was more calm then before. No crowdy place, no traffic jams.

I decided to invit a young Dominican girl in a room. I could feel she is new, we talked a mix of Spanish and English. She begun with the classic BJ, she asked me if I wanted BBJ, I replied: let's stay on CBJ. I wouldn't like to negotiate too much.

We passed to the action and it was nice but not fantastic. I gave her 70 her and I went to do some workout in the sport room.

I had dinner then I relaxed a bit, until I met a Kenyan girl with a nice round ass.

When we arrived in the room she started to propose me upsell option. I told her: this is my first time with her, and I want to know if the chemistry will work before I extend.

Despite I was excited I stayed soft and I shortened the fuck. We debated on the reasons why I was soft, we thought it might be the combination of digestion + rest after sport (I'm not qualified for the real reasons).

I went outside many times to take a breath of fresh air, there were a lot of pole dance sessions (compare to precovid) in order to keep the animation up. Around 1 am I wondered who could be my third shot, and I picked a white colombiana with big ass.

In the zimmer, she caressed my chest and kissed me (I spread on my body coconut oil+vanilla essence), the she said 90 for BBJ+fuck.

I told her: I can't pay 20 for a peice of plastic, you you to offer me more within this scope, so we agreed pussy leaking, finger in this ass and DFK. This session was the best of the night.

After I had a new shower, I found out a place for sleeping in the kino upstair. Few minutes later, a guy came next to me for a 69 with a girl, I walked away and ended up in the lounge, watching another lap dance show.

I finaly noticed a German lady I knew, we talked about the old days, and she admited Art isn't good as before, and many regular customers say it as well.

10 minutes after I walked to another German woman and she said to me straight: NO. (Actualy it's been at least 4 years that I have tried to be with her, she refused me in Atmos, Babylon and in Art).

When she declined brutaly my invitation, I swaped the cloths and I left Art around 3. 30 the taxi drive me back to the airport for 70.

I will come back in Art but not as often as before, maybe twice a year max. I'll keep reding the reports to evaluate if it will be still worth.

[Sirioja]

Just out of curiosity, have you been to Oase? If yes, how is the diversity there in comparison?

For German girls, I m pretty sure best place is Sharks, better than Globe. Oase is almost Romania.

[PumDiPum]

I visited Artemis last month a couple of times...
At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.

Don't forget the entry fee. First you need to pay more, to pay less.

Could be also irony.

[Milfotronic]

Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs.

Just out of curiosity, have you been to Oase? If yes, how is the diversity there in comparison?

[NorthernSpirit]

I visited Artemis last month a couple of times. As expected the women are typically older than what you would find in Sharks, with more silicone and tattoos. Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs. What did come to be as a surprise was how this club which pre-covid and pre-bbj law was one of the more expensive clubs has now become one of the most cost effective. My minimum standard for a room is 30 minutes, bbj with CIM. At Sharks that would be EUR150. At Globe that would be CHF250. At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.

Totally agree with this! Being 40+ myself, I really don't caee if the girl is 25 or 35. She's still young to me. And, vertainly there are also some of the younger age group at Artemis as well. Ethnic diversity is a big plus for me. Artemis was the first place I met German ladies. Granted, I have only been to Mainhattan and Sharks in the past.

I also noticed that effective cost is really a bit lower at Artemis than at the Frankfurt clubs. My standard is CBJ, CFS and DATY. The girls I met at Artemis would charge the base of 70€ for this service. In Frankfurt, the addition of DATY has always put me at 100€.

Thus, I am now more inclined to visit Berlin rather than Frankfurt for mongering purposes.

Of course, opinions may vary but this is mine.

[Fake It]

I visited Artemis last month a couple of times. As expected the women are typically older than what you would find in Sharks, with more silicone and tattoos. Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs. What did come to be as a surprise was how this club which pre-covid and pre-bbj law was one of the more expensive clubs has now become one of the most cost effective. My minimum standard for a room is 30 minutes, bbj with CIM. At Sharks that would be EUR150. At Globe that would be CHF250. At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.

[PumDiPum]

I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?

Listen! If you are 18 yo, you don't find young girls in Artemis. If you are 80 yo, you only find young women in Artemis. There are usually some under 30 years of age, some look like. If you wear your sun glasses, the number increases drastically, some suddenly look like mid Twenties!

You also find some with a natural personality.

I am sure you are able to pop once. I cross my fingers!

The stomach isn't usually as big as your eyes of fantasy.

[Pharisaer]

Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?

You're allowed to cum once in a 30 minute session, but you'll (usual) not be forced to leave imm after your cumshot in case time is left. Multiple cumshots allowed in a longer session only.

[Abox79]

I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?

I expect Artemis is like all popular FKKs in the respect of finding natural girls. With respect to multiple pops you should discuss this with the girl before committing. My own personal opinion is that one should be enough in a 30 minute booking for everyone. 60 minutes fair enough, but not 30.

[Nick Zausman]

I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?

[PumDiPum]

Is it possible to wear a hat and sunglasses in Artemis?

Only German undercover Neonazi Cops wearing hat and sunglasses at the same time while hanging in puff. So you need to make a choice, glasses or hat. If you are in the main disco area, I recommend the sunglasses, just to see more!

If it is sunny and you are hanging outside by the pool, I allow you to wear both, you know, it is all about to protect your self from skincancer! It's climate change and global colding out there, sun is killing Germans wealth!

If you are a celebrity, you can also let yourself a beard grow, no one would recognise you, but make sure you don't look like Selenskyi or Weber from CSU.

If you want to act like you are blind and you want to come around with the good old trick: "Sorry miss, I am blind and I need to touch your boobs just to feel how big the cup is. Forget it! This isn't working anymore, I tried it a million times.

How bots fuck is still a secret.