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Everyone of us has had a 'first' BKK trip and were tentative, unsure but super excited about what it has to offer. While there are many more qualified than me to give you advise, I'll help by giving you a 'basic' sketch. To get details, you've got to RTFF. Before you read through the below points, do note that, like most things in life, your spend budget decides the experience you get. There are many other variables like time of the year, girl's age, venue, skin color, etc but that is outside the scope of my response.

1) Go Go Bars:

Bars that have 20-30-50-100 girls that are available for you to pick up. As you enter, a mamasan (the manager) or a server will guide you to a seat and ask for your drink order. Once that is on the table, they will send across a couple girls to entertain you (or you can ask them to send one that you are interested in). The girl comes, introductions happen, and she will ask if you can buy her a drink. You buy her a drink if you are interested and want to see if you want to progress further in the game. Once the drink comes, she'll generally get more playful, etc. You then find out more about her and her rates, services offered, etc. Also check with her on the bar-fine (a charge to the bar to take her out). In recent years, there has been a slow, but steady movement towards coyotes (prettier girls there to attract you, but not available for you to pick up) - so please check if they are 'bar-fineable' before you start buying those drinks.

The two main areas for these bars are The Nana Plaza on Sukhumvit Soi 4, and Soi Cowboy very close to the Asoke / Terminal 21 intersection on Sukhmvit. It is a 15 odd minute walk between these two areas.

2) BJ Bars:

There are a dozen or so bars around lower Sukhumvit and a simple Google search will give you locations / websites. Very simple system here. Walk in, choose your girl, she'll take you upstairs, clean you up, suck the juice out of you, clean you up, you pay up and away you go, a happy man! Expect to pay 800-1500 baht for the service. In general, girl quality will be lower than the go-gos. Almost all girls here are also available for full service.

3) Massages:

In principle, you've got two types: Soapies, and Oilies. No prizes for guessing the distinguishing features of each.

Soapies are where you have a large place with tonnes of girls presented to you in the (in) famous fishbowl. Where they are behind a glass wall and you choose them based on the numbered tag they wear. Pricing is generally higher (RTFF for recent pricing) and are dependent on the category of the girl. They have 2-3 different categories of girls. Note that Soapies are dwindling for a variety of reasons.

Oilies are traditional oil massage places where you get all inclusive services for 2500-3000 baht. Many offer multiple pops. Please check the BKK Massage thread for details on this.

I suspect this is all you'll require for your first trip and hope this has been of help. Please pay it forward and report back your experiences.

Cheers / Pulse.

I've done mongering a bit, but Thailand is brand new territory for me. I appreciate the pointers. Is there newbie guides for this stuff. Any other suggestions? What about hotels? I'm not really looking for soap bath. Mongeirng in the states is pricey. Yeah there's top shelf looking Asians ladies in nortt east states but they're easily 300+ USD. And that's for and it depends on the provider you can be rushed, lame experience, etc.

And any suggestions for hotels, etc, I heard tinder or other matchmaking apps can help find good deals. Also what is a good price for a freelance lady.

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OK.

Surgical Ass, never met a real Thai Girl with a big old surgical ass.

Tall.

Big Hands.

Big Feet.

Deep Voice.

Big Tits in combo with another sign.

Square jaw.

Adams apple.

Exaggerated mannerisms.

Can't get into Thermae.

Hows that?

I'm not anti-LGBTQ I'm not homophobic. However I looking for specially ladies who were born female. Can you elaborate on this a little more? Should I ask if they were born female as a precaution? Should I expect a honest response? I made a tinder for Bangkok. There was a great looking freelance girl kept in contact with. I can tell she's had those "K-pop" looking type of plastic surgeries and breast implants. She said she's born a female. Does that usually mean a green light? Thanks.

[CaliGuy33]

When it comes to BJ bars, do they have higher end BJ bars that have a full service large shower, and large room, so you can get a hour BJ, or are they all hole in the wall dirty rooms with a sink. Would I be better off asking the manager for the throat champ of the place and take her to my hotel for an hour BJ. What would the fine at a BJ bar be for that.

All the ones I've been to were of the rundown type, I doubt any high end ones exist.

[TjBrazil]

When it comes to BJ bars, do they have higher end BJ bars that have a full service large shower, and large room, so you can get a hour BJ, or are they all hole in the wall dirty rooms with a sink. Would I be better off asking the manager for the throat champ of the place and take her to my hotel for an hour BJ. What would the fine at a BJ bar be for that.

[Nyezhov]

Yes, please do.

OK.

Surgical Ass, never met a real Thai Girl with a big old surgical ass.

Tall.

Big Hands.

Big Feet.

Deep Voice.

Big Tits in combo with another sign.

Square jaw.

Adams apple.

Exaggerated mannerisms.

Can't get into Thermae.

Hows that?

[FarmerBoy45]

Thank you for taking the time to post this. I had stayed away from BJ bars in my previous trips because I always am looking for FS. Last time I did go to Kasalong on Soi 8, and I was also offered FS for just a little bit more. It was great. Was out the door for 2,000 Baht which also included a beer and a good tip. So most of the gals at the BJ bars will also do FS? This is really good info for a relative newbie like myself. Thanks again.

Everyone of us has had a 'first' BKK trip and were tentative, unsure but super excited about what it has to offer. While there are many more qualified than me to give you advise, I'll help by giving you a 'basic' sketch. To get details, you've got to RTFF. Before you read through the below points, do note that, like most things in life, your spend budget decides the experience you get. There are many other variables like time of the year, girl's age, venue, skin color, etc but that is outside the scope of my response.

1) Go Go Bars:

Bars that have 20-30-50-100 girls that are available for you to pick up. As you enter, a mamasan (the manager) or a server will guide you to a seat and ask for your drink order. Once that is on the table, they will send across a couple girls to entertain you (or you can ask them to send one that you are interested in). The girl comes, introductions happen, and she will ask if you can buy her a drink. You buy her a drink if you are interested and want to see if you want to progress further in the game. Once the drink comes, she'll generally get more playful, etc. You then find out more about her and her rates, services offered, etc. Also check with her on the bar-fine (a charge to the bar to take her out). In recent years, there has been a slow, but steady movement towards coyotes (prettier girls there to attract you, but not available for you to pick up) - so please check if they are 'bar-fineable' before you start buying those drinks.

[Lcale1982]

In preparation to my next trip to BKK I have been messaging some MPs asking details on the services. A couple of them which gave more infos specified that BJs are performed with (CBJ). This statenent that left me very surprised! Usually in Asia I rarely found CBJ services.

This will be my first time in BKK so I am not an expert in the area. I wonder if this is the normality? I though BBBJTC was a standard.

Thanks for any comment.

In my last trip seemed like I had more CBJ than not. Ranging from gogo, thaifrirendly, fiwfans, and thermae.

[TempStories]

There are several oilies which provides BBBJ and CIM. You just need to ask for that before you take a lady. In most places, they will tell you which girls will do it and which not. In some places, you may have to pay extra for CIM part.

In preparation to my next trip to BKK I have been messaging some MPs asking details on the services. A couple of them which gave more infos specified that BJs are performed with (CBJ). This statenent that left me very surprised! Usually in Asia I rarely found CBJ services.

This will be my first time in BKK so I am not an expert in the area. I wonder if this is the normality? I though BBBJTC was a standard.

Thanks for any comment.

[MaxyBBJ]

In preparation to my next trip to BKK I have been messaging some MPs asking details on the services. A couple of them which gave more infos specified that BJs are performed with (CBJ). This statenent that left me very surprised! Usually in Asia I rarely found CBJ services.

This will be my first time in BKK so I am not an expert in the area. I wonder if this is the normality? I though BBBJTC was a standard.

Thanks for any comment.

[TooDirty]

Want me to do "how to recognize a tranny"?

Yes, please do.

[Pulse0101]

Everyone of us has had a 'first' BKK trip and were tentative, unsure but super excited about what it has to offer. While there are many more qualified than me to give you advise, I'll help by giving you a 'basic' sketch. To get details, you've got to RTFF. Before you read through the below points, do note that, like most things in life, your spend budget decides the experience you get. There are many other variables like time of the year, girl's age, venue, skin color, etc but that is outside the scope of my response.

1) Go Go Bars:

Bars that have 20-30-50-100 girls that are available for you to pick up. As you enter, a mamasan (the manager) or a server will guide you to a seat and ask for your drink order. Once that is on the table, they will send across a couple girls to entertain you (or you can ask them to send one that you are interested in). The girl comes, introductions happen, and she will ask if you can buy her a drink. You buy her a drink if you are interested and want to see if you want to progress further in the game. Once the drink comes, she'll generally get more playful, etc. You then find out more about her and her rates, services offered, etc. Also check with her on the bar-fine (a charge to the bar to take her out). In recent years, there has been a slow, but steady movement towards coyotes (prettier girls there to attract you, but not available for you to pick up) - so please check if they are 'bar-fineable' before you start buying those drinks.

The two main areas for these bars are The Nana Plaza on Sukhumvit Soi 4, and Soi Cowboy very close to the Asoke / Terminal 21 intersection on Sukhmvit. It is a 15 odd minute walk between these two areas.

2) BJ Bars:

There are a dozen or so bars around lower Sukhumvit and a simple Google search will give you locations / websites. Very simple system here. Walk in, choose your girl, she'll take you upstairs, clean you up, suck the juice out of you, clean you up, you pay up and away you go, a happy man! Expect to pay 800-1500 baht for the service. In general, girl quality will be lower than the go-gos. Almost all girls here are also available for full service.

3) Massages:

In principle, you've got two types: Soapies, and Oilies. No prizes for guessing the distinguishing features of each.

Soapies are where you have a large place with tonnes of girls presented to you in the (in) famous fishbowl. Where they are behind a glass wall and you choose them based on the numbered tag they wear. Pricing is generally higher (RTFF for recent pricing) and are dependent on the category of the girl. They have 2-3 different categories of girls. Note that Soapies are dwindling for a variety of reasons.

Oilies are traditional oil massage places where you get all inclusive services for 2500-3000 baht. Many offer multiple pops. Please check the BKK Massage thread for details on this.

I suspect this is all you'll require for your first trip and hope this has been of help. Please pay it forward and report back your experiences.

Cheers / Pulse.

Same here. I'm planning a trip there, it's my first time there. Any advice for first time mongering there? Stuff to give try? Stuff to avoid? Any post or threads with newbie guides?

Hi Guys, I will be visiting Bangkok next week. Please give me mongering tips for wild experience of Bangkok. Incd Gogo, MP's, BJ bar etc.

I will be staying near sukhomvit.

Thanks in advance.

[FictionalSpace]

Hi Guys, I will be visiting Bangkok next week. Please give me mongering tips for wild experience of Bangkok. Incd Gogo, MP's, BJ bar etc.

I will be staying near sukhomvit.

Thanks in advance.

There are hundreds of pages of posts here with exactly what you're seeking, plus millions of other tidbits just a short search of the internet away. I don't mean to be brusque, but you'll have more engagement with your inquiries if you RTFF and then ask specific questions if you have them.

[Nyezhov]

No, it's not easy to say, they look all the same.

Au contraire:

Signs your sweet innocent GF is or was a bar girl / hooker / holiday GF for Westerners:

Good English, Korean or Japanese in conjunction with.

Chest Tattoos (Birds with outspread wings).

English butt tattoos or tramp stamps.

Bikinis on the beach.

Pierced nips or snatch.

Booty shorts or other overly sexy dress.

Yakuza back tattoos.

That's why one of my hunts is for untattooed hardbodies with poor English. Many times they are newbies.

Want me to do "how to recognize a tranny"?

[ButtRavisher]

Check the escorts on Smooci or MassageRepublic.

Thanks for the pointer. Will check them out.

[HorseTrader]

Is it easy to tell if a girl is a good girl or not when away from hooker bars.

Hard to answer that question. Excessive exposed tattoos and piercings are often the only easily visible tells without spending time talking to them. Being ancient and monolingual, I have few opportunities to chit chat with random girls in public in non-tourist parts of Thailand. Easiest way to meet good Thai girls is via dating sites like ThaiCupid, ThaiFlirting, and ThaiFriendly. Many good girls on all 3 of those sites, only ThaiFriendly has many bad girls and those seem to be concentrated in tourist areas (Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket, Koh Samui, Hua Hin, etc).