Rio de Janeiro Reports

[FlappyGilmore0]

Man you have said that before and I swear you must have been going around with your eyes closed looking for flat booty chicks on purpose. Thailand is not the Philippines. One picture of the chick that I was messing with during covid who works at a hair salon will dispel that lie.

Any Thai or asian woman with a decent booty is going to be fairly chunky. Typically they will have big thighs only. No hate, but It's just their body type.

Brazilian on the other hand can be tight body with a phatty.

[TjBrazil]

Maybe I've missed something when I visited, but I wouldn't even consider Thailand if not for Bangkok and Pattaya. There are beaches in Brazil that blow Phuket and Koh Samui out of the water. The flying time is shorter, Brazileiras are hotter, and even for Asian lovers, you can find them in Brazil, too. Now, if I was already in Thailand, there is nothing wrong with Samui or Phucket or Hua Hin, but flying all the way down there for the beach and some action (which is wildly inferior to BKK and Pattaya) -- fuck no.

There are also Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai in the north that I've never been to but hope to visit one day. No beach, though.

People are saying pattayas beaches are filthy. What beach in Brazil blows out Phuket? Ipanema to Leme beach is pretty much the same except for the size of waves. Are you talking a different city in Brazil. I'm up for checking out a different beach for a couple days when I go in a few months.

[Dcrist0527]

Anyone partake with the twins? I'm a sick bastard. LOL.

Messaged with Tamara. Safe to say these photos are a bit older. But hard to pass up a unique opportunity.

https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompan...e-thais-gemeas

[Ibn Buttita]

No there is no hooker beach unless you count all the hookers lined up on the sidewalk in front of the beach (called the Coconut Bar). So I guess there is a hooker beach, but that is in Pattaya, not Phuket and there are a couple hundred chicks in the night, but only a few during the day.

Thai people do not generally go to the beach in the day time. They go at night. If they do go in the day then they usually do not wear bikinis, but wear shorts and a tshirt. Phuket beaches are not exactly oil paintings and it is an overpriced tourist destination.

The beach pictures are of a recent trip to Samui. (Other pics of Pattaya ferry and beach map of the island). The beaches there were nice, but the mongering bars were not near the beach. I had a chick with me anyway though. You would need to rent a motorbike and I think the bars are only open at night.

My recommendation is to go to Pattaya and take the ferry 45 minutes to the island for $1. You can bring a chick with you. I will usually go in the morning on the 10 am ferry and come back on the 5 pm ferry. You can also spend the night on the island as many Chinese people do.

I endorse Mr E's suggestion to take the ferry to Koh Larn off Pattaya, I enjoyed a beach on that island last month. But Thais are really into social media photos and so I saw lots of sweet young things being photographed on the beach in bikinis by their boyfriends and girlfriends, so there can be plenty of eye candy to enjoy.

[Mexicano1208]

How much does Luba Kim charge?

[Xpartan]

I think the answer depends on how long you plan to visit Thailand. Assuming you have 2 weeks or longer to spend in country and that you want to relax on a couple beautiful, tropical beaches without forgoing the girls or bringing one along, kkk /555, I suggest taking a 5 to 7 day side trip to Phuket in the middle of your visit and bookend your trip with BKK and Pattaya. But whatever you do, do not skip BKK or Pattaya! We are talking about the greatest red light districts in the known universe. Ha Ha Ha.

Patong Beach is the main beach town town in Phuket. Bang La Road is Phuket's version of Pattaya's infamous Walking Street. It is not even close, but this is where you will probably want to stay on the island to take advantage of the nightlife. Rent a motor scooter so you can visit a few more beautiful nearby beaches during the day. Most of the west coast Phuket beaches are sheltered and protected by a reef and so the water is usually smooth as a mirror and visibility is pretty good. Air temp 95, water temp 90, humidity 90%. My favorite beaches are Kata noi, Karon, Kamala and Surin (a little wave action here).

Have a great trip.

Me: I went to Bomboa last night and bumped into one of my favorite girls from my last trip. What a passionate reunion night that turned out to be. God, I love boate girls!

Maybe I've missed something when I visited, but I wouldn't even consider Thailand if not for Bangkok and Pattaya. There are beaches in Brazil that blow Phuket and Koh Samui out of the water. The flying time is shorter, Brazileiras are hotter, and even for Asian lovers, you can find them in Brazil, too. Now, if I was already in Thailand, there is nothing wrong with Samui or Phucket or Hua Hin, but flying all the way down there for the beach and some action (which is wildly inferior to BKK and Pattaya) -- fuck no.

There are also Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai in the north that I've never been to but hope to visit one day. No beach, though.

[Mr Enternational]

Me: You guys who love Thailand the most can keep your flat ass "pooyings" over there.

Man you have said that before and I swear you must have been going around with your eyes closed looking for flat booty chicks on purpose. Thailand is not the Philippines. One picture of the chick that I was messing with during covid who works at a hair salon will dispel that lie.

[Xpartan]

https://thepointsguy.com/news/delta-...f4d20cc8f47e5a

"To date, the partnership has enabled the two airlines to debut five new routes Orlando to Bogota, Los Angeles to Sao Paulo, Miami to Medellin, New York to Rio de Janeiro, and Atlanta to Cartagena. More are expected to be in the works".

Delta is scheduled to start doing JFK to GIG in December. I checked January and it starts from $626 RT. Quite reasonable for a nonstop, and I don't think it'll last.

[TjBrazil]

It's a shame that thailand which is full of hookers doesn't have their beaches full of hookers in the daytime in bikinis. Seems counter intuitive and strange.

[TjBrazil]

No there is no hooker beach unless you count all the hookers lined up on the sidewalk in front of the beach (called the Coconut Bar). So I guess there is a hooker beach, but that is in Pattaya, not Phuket and there are a couple hundred chicks in the night, but only a few during the day.

Thai people do not generally go to the beach in the day time. They go at night. If they do go in the day then they usually do not wear bikinis, but wear shorts and a tshirt. Phuket beaches are not exactly oil paintings and it is an overpriced tourist destination.

The beach pictures are of a recent trip to Samui. (Other pics of Pattaya ferry and beach map of the island). The beaches there were nice, but the mongering bars were not near the beach. I had a chick with me anyway though. You would need to rent a motorbike and I think the bars are only open at night.

My recommendation is to go to Pattaya and take the ferry 45 minutes to the island for $1. You can bring a chick with you. I will usually go in the morning on the 10 am ferry and come back on the 5 pm ferry. You can also spend the night on the island as many Chinese people do.

Do Thais not go to the beach because they don't want to get darker. Supposedly they have colorism amongst each other. Is that true. It doesn't seem to be a problem in Rio.

[The Cane]

I suggest taking a 5 to 7 day side trip to Phuket in the middle of your visit and bookend your trip with BKK and Pattaya.

That's what I did the last time I went to Thailand, and it was great! In fact, I met one of the hottest girls I have ever met anywhere right there in Phuket. She was an Amerasian / Eurasian Thai girl who reminded me of Jennifer Anniston, but with dark hair. Now imagine that! She was just gorgeous (hottest one I had over the entire near month-long trip) and maybe somebody's trophy wife by now.

Me: You guys who love Thailand the most can keep your flat ass "pooyings" over there. I'll take a curvy, cornholing, Carioca over that every single time ahahaha!

[Mr Enternational]

Beaches are important to me, so should I just go to Phuket for my entire stay, and do they have a hooker beach in Phuket like Rio used too, so I can see their bodies with no deception like Tijuana. I really miss having a hooker beach. Are the waves ok size so I can rent a boogie board.

No there is no hooker beach unless you count all the hookers lined up on the sidewalk in front of the beach (called the Coconut Bar). So I guess there is a hooker beach, but that is in Pattaya, not Phuket and there are a couple hundred chicks in the night, but only a few during the day.

Thai people do not generally go to the beach in the day time. They go at night. If they do go in the day then they usually do not wear bikinis, but wear shorts and a tshirt. Phuket beaches are not exactly oil paintings and it is an overpriced tourist destination.

The beach pictures are of a recent trip to Samui. (Other pics of Pattaya ferry and beach map of the island). The beaches there were nice, but the mongering bars were not near the beach. I had a chick with me anyway though. You would need to rent a motorbike and I think the bars are only open at night.

My recommendation is to go to Pattaya and take the ferry 45 minutes to the island for $1. You can bring a chick with you. I will usually go in the morning on the 10 am ferry and come back on the 5 pm ferry. You can also spend the night on the island as many Chinese people do.

[Axel Heyst]

Beaches are important to me, so should I just go to Phuket for my entire stay, and do they have a hooker beach in Phuket like Rio used too, so I can see their bodies with no deception like Tijuana. I really miss having a hooker beach. Are the waves ok size so I can rent a boogie board.

I think the answer depends on how long you plan to visit Thailand. Assuming you have 2 weeks or longer to spend in country and that you want to relax on a couple beautiful, tropical beaches without forgoing the girls or bringing one along, kkk /555, I suggest taking a 5 to 7 day side trip to Phuket in the middle of your visit and bookend your trip with BKK and Pattaya. But whatever you do, do not skip BKK or Pattaya! We are talking about the greatest red light districts in the known universe. Ha Ha Ha.

Patong Beach is the main beach town town in Phuket. Bang La Road is Phuket's version of Pattaya's infamous Walking Street. It is not even close, but this is where you will probably want to stay on the island to take advantage of the nightlife. Rent a motor scooter so you can visit a few more beautiful nearby beaches during the day. Most of the west coast Phuket beaches are sheltered and protected by a reef and so the water is usually smooth as a mirror and visibility is pretty good. Air temp 95, water temp 90, humidity 90%. My favorite beaches are Kata noi, Karon, Kamala and Surin (a little wave action here).

Have a great trip.

Me: I went to Bomboa last night and bumped into one of my favorite girls from my last trip. What a passionate reunion night that turned out to be. God, I love boate girls!

[Turgid]

......RIP: Singapore, Hong Kong.

Buenos Aires, Chang Ping.

[TjBrazil]

TjBrazil, It is no contest. BKK & Pat are in a league of their own when it comes to the best remaining whoring destinations of the world.

Nowhere else in the world can you roll out of your hotel at almost any hour and be surrounded (30 city blocks x 10 city blocks) by thousands of girls, 100's & 100's of naughty massage parlors, BJ bars, go go's, nightclubs a AND of course hundreds of SW's all out in the open in plain sight for all to see. Nobody forgets their first night on Walking Street because it is that amazing.

Add to that relatively inexpensive 5 star and 4 star lodging, great cuisine! And for the most part a violent crime free city environment and you know this is a one of kind destination.

So why am I wrapping up another 6th week trip to SP, which also happens to be my 5th visit since covid. Simple: I am enjoying the novelty of shagging Brazilian girls, although sooner or later I know I will return to Asia for a taste test comparison..

The question is how attractive are these girls after you roll out of bad at all hours. Are they favela quality or 8's?