Nairobi

[Rwenotmen]

I read on the internet that most of the bars with girls (including the one strip joint) were shut down a few years ago. I work during the day, which makes the malls impractical. Meeting girls on the street.

Of course, I only need one girl each day, but if anyone knows of good bars to meet ladies in Kisumu, please let me know. THANKS.

Poor Kisumu, it never was much of a City; now it's effectively a mid / small town. Even before Covid era.

Last updates I read about the place were from Brother Neddy, from (2?) years ago.

Can't help with bars (are there even any good ones?) or street pickups. The only option that ever worked for me was chatting girls via AfroIntroductions. You have to pay to unlock the chat feature, but you can buy like one week membership, once you can msg the girls, quickly get their whatsapp and then you're golden to arrange meetups & hookups at your leisure.

We should really be sharing interesting places to socialize in the town. There are only a few nice places, easy to get bored there in less than a week.

Be warned, since Kisumu is like a small town, your Tuesday girl may see you with your Wednesday pickup -- drama could ensue.

[MamaGuevos]

Simple. It is Kenya. Chat to women at shopping malls, on the street, in a bar.

I read on the internet that most of the bars with girls (including the one strip joint) were shut down a few years ago. I work during the day, which makes the malls impractical. Meeting girls on the street.

Of course, I only need one girl each day, but if anyone knows of good bars to meet ladies in Kisumu, please let me know. THANKS.

[Mombie75]

I know this is the Nairobi thread, but there is almost nothing here elsewhere about Kisumu. Does anyone have any recent experience there? I have to visit for work in August, and I am trying to decide if I need to bring a girl from Nairobi with me or if there are opportunities there.

If you have been to Kisumu recently (as I read on the internet that much has changed since 2020), please speak up. Perhaps a discussion by PM would be best.

THANKS!

Simple. It is Kenya. Chat to women at shopping malls, on the street, in a bar.

[MamaGuevos]

I know this is the Nairobi thread, but there is almost nothing here elsewhere about Kisumu. Does anyone have any recent experience there? I have to visit for work in August, and I am trying to decide if I need to bring a girl from Nairobi with me or if there are opportunities there.

If you have been to Kisumu recently (as I read on the internet that much has changed since 2020), please speak up. Perhaps a discussion by PM would be best.

THANKS!

[Drifter86]

What's the going rate out there?

Anywhere from 2 k to 20 k depending on the type of girl and service anal is extra.

[Drifter86]

Hey Drifter86,

Care to share digits in my dm? I can give her a try.

I heard one of you guys is getting this tonight. Lucky bastard.

[PierreSi]

Hello everyone,

I posted a question some time ago about massage places in Nairobi, CBD. Received some great advice, and ultimately decided to visit Crystal Massage in Biashara Street Market Mansion on the 4th floor (Biashara st). I had a very limited window, which is why I was not more adventurous. In hindsight, I wish I had tried the Sabrina Joy pub instead. Below is a quick summary of my experience.

Made an appointment for early on a Sunday (9 am) the night before using Whatsapp. Nice and easy and fast response. Number is readily available via google search. Walked through a fairly deserted downtown, through the open entrance and up the 4 flights. There were 2 decent looking women at the front desk, and as noted in other reviews they confirmed a flat rate and a choice of providers before anything happened. They did apologize that there were limited girls working at that time, but I couldn't wait for a better selection given my limited window. Three providers introduced themselves, starting with XXL, then XL, finally with L. Candidly 3-5 / 10 in terms of looks. Not a great start, but needs must. I prefer a S / M provider but settled for the L. Doris.

The room was small and sparse but clean. Gospel music from either the church downstairs or the radio was being piped in, which made the experience kind of surreal. Fairly standard massage and then a nice sensual soft touch before a CBJ, CG, K-9 and prone into the finale. I did get the sense that at least a BBBJ was on the table, but wanted to be careful. Overall, we got the job done and was a fun experience, but I wouldn't rush to repeat.

The price. Quoted before we started (I didn't bother to haggle) was 5. 5 Ksh including the massage.

[AttilaTheHun]

What's the going rate out there?

Luhya girls on Badoo can be have for 1500 KES for ST and if you like her treat her with Kuku & Chips. You maybe be able to go down 1 k, but I never did.

[Conick2000]

In Kenya it is all about the money.

What's the going rate out there?

[CarlRoss37]

If you get stuck, PM me.

Know a lady who has a lot of "friends" that are willing to help us out.

Varying from 4 K. Depending on cuteness, desire and time.

She's been pretty reliable for me so far.

Hey Drifter86,

Care to share digits in my dm? I can give her a try.

[SceticoBlu]

MamaGuevus, without meeting her you cannot be sure. There are many who really look for a relationship. I would not count much on what they write into their profile. Chating can be more revealing. If she calls you my dear or darling from the beginning take it as a hint she is a pro. That is what I have learned from Tinder.

[Neddy69]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

They are meaningless in Kenia too. The only serious thing is money.

Mwalimu.

[Mombie75]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

In Kenya it is all about the money.

Some men they may try to hit fast and get some cash quickly and fuck the first night. Some, if they have a bit of income at that time, may play it cool and try to get you think they are a "good" girl and look at a longer game. They are trying to read you just as you are them when you meet.

It is all a game and you play it how it feels to you. Some you win and some you lose.

[MamaGuevos]

I need the advice of an experienced Kenyan mongerer.

In the Philippines, the girls on the dating sites (Pinalove, Dateinasia) often say "Serious only" and "No hookups" on their profiles. I notice that on Tagged, the ladies in Nairobi often do the same.

The funny thing is that in the Philippines, these disclaimers are virtually meaningless. They are there in case the girl is discovered by a family member or friend on the dating site. In that case, the ad looks like a serious dating ad, rather than an attempt by a pro or semi-pro to get a paid date. I have routinely ignored "serious only" and "no hook ups", and gotten laid by 90+% of these women.

What about the profiles on Nairobi dating sites. Are the girls who say "no hook ups" mostly available to hook up? Or are they serious about being "serious only"?

[CarlRoss37]

Guys, I am in NBO end of May. Anyone with foot on the ground as wingman?

Had been there about 7 years back. From reports, seems a lot has changed since. There used to be a place in CBD where the WGs hang around. There was a popular drinking spot I am told there was some demolishing. Would be nice to know easiest path. I used to drive then as I stayed for a bit. Would it be necessary to rent a car or Uber can cut it. Any recommendations for the week? Any man on ground?