Colombo

[Paladin One]

Real life relationships are not like the movies.

Don't over pursue!

Over the years, I've seen many lads (especially in LK) make this mistake over and over and over again.

Women do not want you to pursue them. Soooo many brothers watch too many romantic movies and think that this fantasy crap is what actually happens in real life. Let me help you here. It's not! It's the opposite. Do not do the BS you see in romantic movies; 9 times out of 10 it will not end well for you – that's a fact! (When it comes to this game. You have to fight your gut instincts and do the opposite of what your gut tells you).

Women want a man to act like a fucking man! However, women will "tell" you that they want you to pursue them, but the reality is that women can't stand men who shamelessly run after them, put them on a pedestal, get jealous, act clingy, give up their time just for the woman. Because this is needy, clingy behaviour which does not reflect actual masculine energy. This shows absolute weakness in a man which is the biggest turn off to a woman.

Women want confident men, men who have options, men who are not phased by a woman's beauty, men who will never drop everything just to please her. She want's a man who will make her run after him. Because those guys who do not give a damn are what they want and they will move heaven and earth to find a man who is actually a masculine man! So, stop being extra nice and giving her the nice guy vibe and putting her up on a pedestal. You will end up "Friend Zoned" because you are the guy she will ask to come over and help her fix her toilet, move her furniture and change her light bulbs, give her and her friends a lift, go shopping with her blah blah blah! (I think you get my drift). After you are done, the real man will come over, give her romance, give her a ton of fun, get her to blow him and do things she would never do with a nice guy, then leave and keep her wanting more and will starve her of his affection until she begs for more.

Therefore, your job is to make dates, have a lot of fun and end it with sex! That's It! You keep doing this. You will find your special lady in no time! Women respond to what they are naturally wired to respond to and you will not lose her. Guaranteed!

If she doesn't reciprocate be ready to Walk and never look back!

After attracting a chick, do not become anything other than her hot commodity. The phone is only for making plans to meet. Nothing else – no idle chit chat – that will get you friend zoned in the end! Meet, have fun have fun some more, get laid! Rince and repeat! If you keep texting and talking on the phone, you will find that you haven't given her time to develop romantic feelings for you, the suspense and mystery about her man is what makes her wets her pants. But if you talk extensively or text you will destroy those feelings and her attraction for you will evaporate even before you see her again! Talk in person! By texting you become a non-sexual friend!

If a woman loses her attraction for you, walk away, tell her if she changes her mind she knows where to find you, but you are not interested in remaining friends! After that walk away. Never look back. After some time, she will either call you to reconnect or she will move on. If she calls you, do not make your same mistakes, be a man. Master your masculinity!

If you have a favourite escort or one that you've spent time with, ask her to help you, practice talking, practice being confident and attractive. Its pretty much the easiest help you will get. Then go out in the world and do it – Like Nike says!

Master your Masculinity.

Like UD said. Master your masculinity! Live your life, forget about finding women. They will flock to you once you have fulfilled your potential. All women are looking for men who love themselves and love and value their lives! Women are instantly drawn to men who have options. Hot women approaching confident motivated men are just as nervous and an average guy trying to approach a blazingly hot chick!

If she knows that she has competition, and that you can have any woman you want, you bet your ass she will go crazy for you! No Joke!

You do not have to be good looking! Is Bill Gates good looking? Is Geoff Bezos good looking? Remember looks will just help get your foot in the door, if you have not mastered your life, found your purpose and do not know what you're doing, the door will slam and cut your fucking dick off!

I have seen really good-looking guys get burned by chicks, (some chicks weren't even good-looking women), these good-looking gents were burned to ash! While I have also seen average joes, who mastered themselves cut through super-hot women like a hot knife through butter, completely unphased!

Trust me, when you master what I have spoken about, you will see everything starting to change, its like you found the key to the universe, like putting on a pair of goggles and being able to see the world in a new light. It's a fantastic feeling to see, feel and experience the world in ways others have not really thought possible. Do yourself a favour, take the first steps and start changing from today!

Keep circulating.

The term "Nice Guys Finish Last" wasn't coined for fun, it is a fact. Remember having a beautiful woman is your birthright! So keep circulating among the female population!

Don't end up with a gun in your mouth one day if a woman leaves you! Our advice, if she tries to leave you for someone else, dare her to forget about you, never run behind her or beg her to stay, show her the fucking door, because if she does "fuck her" you'll find someone better, that's just the way you have to approach life! Remember there is 6. 5 billion people on the planet no matter what way you spin it, there is always another opportunity, there's always someone else (remember there's a bus every 15 minutes) and if you keep circulating you will effortlessly find an even hotter, better, younger version who will actually want to be with you and who will probably be willing to die for you and remain by your side until the end!

You love your life; women will fucking love you! You will live unphased! Do not become an emotional tampon thinking there's only one woman in this life that can make your dreams come true! That is bull fucking shit! You are just afraid to try and find them, we don't believe in meeting "the one" there is no "the one" there are hundreds of women to chose from, you just have to learn how to do it, start by learning what we have pointed out!

We know that this works, we have experienced it we have enjoyed its fruits. We guarantee it! – try it, and find out for yourself! You will not be sorry! We have now passed this on! We hope you will master it and pass it on as well! Good luck!

We watch out for our own!

We are the resistance!

[GreedyKrabs]

Hey guys,

https://escorts.ninja/female-escorts...ara-sri-lankan

Met her today at my haunt. It was very hard to get in touch and communication was just a pain. Essaged for weeks. Was it worth it? Nope.

Looks are extremely average. She has nice skin and is natural sri Lankan tan. Attitude is okay. Friendly and definitely doesn't feel like a WG. Big soft boobs but she's a bit chubby. Has some "Tires" on her but her limbs are thin. Like I said looks are average.

Attitude-wise, wasn't super into it. Wasn't turned on or had no sexual enthusiasm. She's one of those women that's not that into sex.

Will I recommend? No definitely not my cup of tea.

Damage 40 k for the girl.

Based on what I've seen and what's available, according to the others here, I doubt she's worth it.

Hope this helps the rest of why'all.

Good Hunting!

[WetDrops]

I pen this report with no offense or insult to Coffee Man!

Inspired and hopeful of a genuine 'diamond in the rough' find and 10/10 experience by Coffee Man, I too decided to visit and indulge.

With the directions provided, I was able to find the 4 stories building with much ease. Thank you Coffee Man for the well penned reveal of the said establishment!

Yes. She goes by the name Taniya.

The establishment has changed its name to Re lax Sen se.

Not a super fair skin woman but average complexion.

She is 32, has 1 kid and is from Matara and not Anuradhapura.

Yes. Easily aroused, wet pussy but would not consider it super dripping wet.

Initially has worked in Dubai as a house maid, followed by a short stint in Oman before returning back to SL (8 months ago).

Tattoos and tinted hair description accurate, as described.

Ass was nothing to desire. Typical flat ass of a 32 year old with stretch marks. Clear evidence of a child borne body. Boobs, stomach area and pussy. Hence, not tight at all.

Taniya has tried to start up a retail clothing business, but failed in her attempts twice, due to the shop getting caught to flood waters. Unfortunately she had not insured her business.

Regular service LKR 7000/= and Full service LKR 10,000/= (as quoted at the reception). The time I visited, a guy was handling all customers.

Truthfully, I was not impressed at all and would rate my experience a lower 3/10.

Was I expecting more? Absolutely!

Finally, she does have a pleasant and friendly disposition. On me leaving, she did not fail to mention to always visit again!

[Paladin One]

Hi Uncle Doger.

Sorry you had this bad experience. No one deserves this.

This number is handled by a pimp named Cha*a. I got 3 girls from pre-covid days and till have the number saved. 2 of them were good. One was a fitness model available in IG with over 35 k followers at that time, and the other was a bit chubby but pretty fair girl. The third happened to be Greshal, and that wasn't a good experience and I couldn't get it up. Issue being expectation vs reality because I was sent a picture of a very young looking fair cute girl, but who actually came was a middle aged mama. Maybe the photo was taken a decade ago. But she didn't smell bad and had a shower before the session.

Not sure why this guy went on the pretend to be "independent girl" route. Maybe to charge a premium price.

Better luck next time.

Cheers!

Yes brother, you are probably right!

The "Gym Girl", sounds quite delish! Would love to meet her if you know where to find her!

Never seen UD that messed up before! He was frothing FK'en mad! He usually never loses his cool, no matter how bad it gets!

The Pic's they sent were of her in a car wearing a strappy blue and white flowery top, and another in a car with a blue sleeveless turtleneck top. She looked pretty damned fine (Absolutely nothing like that in real life! Maybe these were what you got as well! Let me know if they were the same ones!) UD showed them to me! He said her MR profile pics were more accurate! - trying to attach some of the pics they sent!

We almost decided to have a word with the Agent, but decided to live and let live! Ha ha Ha Ha. We also had a good laugh at UD's expense! He went back to his regulars and eventually got over it! The Man took one for the team! (oh also, woman (or Agent) texted him the next day, wondering if he wanted to go another round, because he said he would book her on two days based on the pics LOL. Ha ha ha I had to respond to her / him before UD went into a coma!

Ha Ha anyhoo! Thanks for dropping this info! It was indeed very useful and sorry for the late reply! Things got complicated! LOL.

Cheerers!

[GreedyKrabs]

Hey guys,

So since the seniors have left such amazing and tantalizing reviews, I too thought of sharing an experience I had as well.

The girl I met is no longer in SL. She was vacationing in SL. But she was definitely a pro when it comes to the deeds. I'm pretty new to the game and have lots to learn.

We met at a familiar haunt in Kotte. She was late by 45 minutes! But it was definitely worth the wait. She was apologetic and very sweet all her words just passed through my ears as I was simply shocked at what I was looking at! This young thing barely 23 was short petite and had an amazing pair of DSLs (Dick Sucking Lips)! He complexion was the "Sri Lankan Fair" and no tan lines. I've had a few other working girls before but the aura she gave off could only be equated the the girls Uncle Dodger has been enjoying lately. My junior was just screaming to be freed from my pants to indulge in this thing of beauty before me.

We exchanged pleasantries and immediately hit it off. Soon we were laying in bed, slowly undressing each other while making lots of eye contact combined with DFK. She let all her guard down and naturally I too fell into the rabbit hole. We discussed personal matters and experiences and soon were naked wrapped up in each other.

She climbed up on to of me and just fed me her breast and I was helpless. I lay there suckling on her taking turns at each one while listening to her stories. I felt her oozing onto my hip. My uncovered junior was between her soft buns. Her skin was oh So smooth I have never felt that level of softness. My precum drawing moist lines on her butt crack! Even thinking of the memory now makes me want to rub one out in tribute to her body!

Then she pulled away and jumped off the bed, got back in from the foot of the bed, spread my knees apart and just gobbled my junior. She began milking me she forcefully peeled my foreskin back and used her thick lips to just ravage me. I have never been so helpless in my life! This gile just grabbed my balls in her perfectly kept nails and massaged and she vacuumed my rod! OMG this girl was driving me crazy. Shed bring me to the edge and stop when I was about to explode shed suck on my balls! I was in sexual heaven. Granted, I'm still super new to this but damn. Damn this girl could suck a dick!

I began to writhe in pleasure as she simply attached herself to my rod and would not let go. "you're mine now!" She said. "let me enjoy it".

She brought a sex toy, not a dildo but some vibrating ball with a tail which she let me insert into her pussy and then she just lost it! The more time passed the more she began to moan and I felt her making a wet mess on my ankle / calve. I couldn't take it anymore we were at it four more than an hour and she wouldn't let me cum!! I wanted to scream "I want to give you my seed"! But instead I simply moaned put a helpless please for release which she happy obliged with an evil look in her eye. But instead of jerking me off she pumped and sucked and drove me off the edge. While I was still deep inside her. I couldn't control it as my body just took over. My hands were on her head. I grabbed and thrust myself deep in her throat and exploded in the most satisfied orgasm I have ever had! I was so spent. But I couldn't let her get away with this! I pulled her close to me and decided to plow her pussy with my fingers while she still had the sx toy in her! Her pussy was lubed up and dripping plugged up by the toy and as soon as I pulled it out she began to drip. And I drove it back into her making her moan and writhe. But this girl. She was obsessed with my junior for some reason. I'm a perfectly average dimensions, nothing to write tall tales about but she just kept tugging my limp willy with her had. Soon she had me on my back again my willy gradually hardening for round too and she has still not orgasmed. I was very bothered by this but she jumped off, grabbed a rubber and said "I want you inside me" - like those pornos we see on the hub! I wasn't even fully hard yet but she knew exactly how to get me. She used her smooth breasts to massage and seduce my willy back into action. She capped him, pushed me down, and said "give it to me thaththi " and this caught me off guard almost killed my buzz but my brain couldn't compute anything more because I felt the warm tight wetness of her pussy envelope my willy. Oh I was so caught up in this madness. The sloppy blwojob has now devolved into moans and requests of validation. " "do I make you happy?" "Am I beautiful enough for you" kept popping up from between her moans of pleasure. I'm my head I'm lost. Overwhelmed by this little goddess riding my willy, and by her "daddy" comment and seeking validation. I gave in to my carnal instincts and just let her ride me. As she thrust her hips I moved up to meet her. Making sure I go as deep as I can (Average remember.) But she took it with louder and more aggressive hip movements. Soon the bed was creaking her moaning got louder I needed to stop. But I was out of control. She was in charge. My willy was hers I was her tool of validation. My desperate moans of pleasure was what she wanted. "I want you to be happy. Give it to me! Show me how beautiful I am to you! I knew this was it. I was going crazy and I grabbed her soft breasts hard. I know it hurt. But I kept giving her all I had. And she dig her fingers into the sheets. And then a loud moan from her (I could swear the people in the other rooms would hear) and I popped.

Just moments after her! She just collapsed on me and embraced me. My willy still inside her going soft. I kissed her forehead which I have never done with a working girl but this one. She was different. We laid like that for a while. I don't know for how long. Then she got a call from her friend she was supposed to meet at 2 pm! It's now 2.15! We washed up and got dressed. I would have loved to pound that pussy again but I was drained beyond measure. I had to remind her to take the payment, she didn't care much for it either.

We checked in at 10, left at 2. 30! She was willing to stay all day and just spend time talking and making love. I couldn't believe it. I still can't believe I was lucky enough to experience this. We met once more after that, the same passion and same fire, but cut short due to my own job cock blocking me this time!

This is how it went. No additional parts. But I do feel like she had a self esteem issue or some daddy issues. I kept tabs on her during the remainder of her stay. We wanted to meet once more for a fair well session foc but we were both busy.

Sorry for the bad punctuation. I hate typing on phones.

[Paladin One]

Please throw your thoughts into the ring! Much appreciated.

MR Profiles.

1. Ashley - https://escorts.ninja/female-escorts...n-elegant-lady.

2. Crystal - https://escorts.ninja/female-escorts...endent-colombo.

So, I have a keen interest in wanting to try these two!

However, I'm not sure where to begin! I have seen Crystal's face, its cute. I have not seen Ashley's, nonetheless I'm quite sure she must be quite lovely (judging from the silhouette!

What we know:

A) Crystal (Agent Managed) is not from LK. Costs 250 K full night (may get a discount). Early to mid 20's, Prices and pics on the page are accurate. (if anyone has traversed the waters, please drop a review).

B) Ashley (Independent), from LK, seems to speak good English (please confirm, I know a gentleman here gave her a write up with stats. "Sriman1982" *spotlight* please). Costs 120 K per night (but doesn't do nights anymore apparently, haven't confirmed this with her yet). Not sure how old she is, but seems to look quite tantalizing. (Again, I need your input if you've been with her).

I'm going to need sometime for this one because I have a stacked schedule, so one of the other lads may also do a write up, if needed.

I would like to know more about Ashley before diving in, so if anyone knows, please drop a good review, wink, wink. Sriman1982 .

Also, *Sriman1982* Erhem. Spotlight again please. May I also make use of your discount voucher?

It's a Coin Toss! Both intrigue me! Therefore would appreciate some inside info!

Thank you, Gents!

Cheers!

[Paladin One]

After reading few exagerated fantasy reports of nico tara, I decided to give a try although I never tried someone of that look I wanted to spend all saved monthly money on her.

She quoted 45 K per hour, but after many negotiations she agreed 30 K for 40 minutes. At that time I would have not confirmed since she is so much business minded and calculated exact minutes for 30 K. Asked her to come to my usual place and I booked the room and waited. Although she was late about 1 hour, she kept me on the loop saying she is on the way and finally I asked her to share her live location which she didn't. I felt she is with another customer and I was about to leave, but just hang out in the hotel seeing nice girls coming and going.

After 1 hour she replied she is on the way and I waited inside room with towel. She appeared and she is good body, but face is not that feminine. Big lips and big eyes. She straightway ask the money upfront and said she already had a shower and lets start. Entire session felt very mechanical and I couldn't perform much since she was not giving attention. She had constant whatsapp messages beeping in her phone which she time to time stopped and replied. Then I requested her to make it silent, which she did. But My mood totally went off and I asked her to jerk me off and I was not hard enough. She didn't take a shower just ran away from the room and it was a wasted money.

I think she has changed her attitude after the high demand created by the online advertisement.

Girl body: 8/10, toned gym body, but not feminine.

Girl face: 6/10.

Performance: 2/10 - did not worked out for me.

Total damage: 30 K for girl+ 4 k for room (not more than 10 minutes total session time).

I feel really down after the session.

Don't be discouraged brother!

One day, the time will come, when it is you that's late, and it is the woman who must wait!

Hang Strong! Your time will come, that's for certain!

[Paladin One]

After getting caught to online scam of MR website, I decided to give a try of nearby spa at Thalawathugoda Junction, Many spas to choice, but I decided to one which senior guy recomended, .

Brother, would you mind sharing the online scam link on MR that you speak of?

Also nice find, lady sounds pretty epic! Lucky man!

Cheers!

[Paladin One]

With the recent influx of mysterious influencers on the forum, I can't help but wonder whether some agents have upped their game by doing some marketing while at the same time giving some negative reviews on the competition.

While appreciating the time taken to come up with these beautifully written experiences, you should do your own due diligence and keep an open mind without thinking it's the gospel truth.

If something is too good to be true, it probably isn't.

Stay safe!

My brother,

You're point of view is, for a the lack of a better word, "gifted". We stand with your views 100%. It is your duty to report inaccurate findings, and to support the accurate ones so that others may also partake!

Many thanks and cheers!

[Phoenix1988]

Awesome! Thanks bro! If we dnt have pm we should communicate like this in the future.

Also your reports are awesome. Keep up the good work!

Brother,

When you see her in pink and the Jack of Clubs standing behind her, you've found your match! Second pic!

Cheers! Much luck to you!

[HurlLug]

With the recent influx of mysterious influencers on the forum, I can't help but wonder whether some agents have upped their game by doing some marketing while at the same time giving some negative reviews on the competition.

While appreciating the time taken to come up with these beautifully written experiences, you should do your own due diligence and keep an open mind without thinking it's the gospel truth.

If something is too good to be true, it probably isn't.

Stay safe!

[Cofee Man]

After getting caught to online scam of MR website, I decided to give a try of nearby spa at Thalawathugoda Junction, Many spas to choice, but I decided to one which senior guy recomended, I visited 4 story building with spa name Ruwana, it located from by road which goes to keels super parking, the road is after passing Peopleas bank to your left. 3 guys were hanging around the entrance and they were lorry drivers who are loitering around although I hesitant to go inside, I decided to proceed.

Wow, Very beautiful sexy fair looking girl at the reception, and she said only one girl available, she shown her but I was not interested, then she asked whether I like to take her, I said of course, she said full service 7 k with AC room which includes full naked massage, I said oh yes.

Her name is Taniya, from Anuradhapura, very fair, sexy girl with tatoo on her thighs and arms tinted straitened hair, she has worked at Oman and now only 2 weeks here, man she is awesome. Very wet and she was very horny she said no lip kiss but she given super lip kiss when she became horny I was able to last very long and she didn't complain she was enjoying it well, she finally said it was awesome. Only downside is CBJ. I said will she give BBBJ next time, she smiled and with shy said next time anything you ask sir.

After many months I had a great sex. Left 10/10 satisfied.

Total damage: 7 k for AC room.

Services: CBJ, DFK, FS, B2B full naked massage.

Girl look: 9/10.

Girl body: 8/10, firm big boobs, very fair nice ass, very tight and juicy pussy.

[Ravi89]

After reading few exagerated fantasy reports of nico tara, I decided to give a try although I never tried someone of that look I wanted to spend all saved monthly money on her.

She quoted 45 K per hour, but after many negotiations she agreed 30 K for 40 minutes. At that time I would have not confirmed since she is so much business minded and calculated exact minutes for 30 K. Asked her to come to my usual place and I booked the room and waited. Although she was late about 1 hour, she kept me on the loop saying she is on the way and finally I asked her to share her live location which she didn't. I felt she is with another customer and I was about to leave, but just hang out in the hotel seeing nice girls coming and going.

After 1 hour she replied she is on the way and I waited inside room with towel. She appeared and she is good body, but face is not that feminine. Big lips and big eyes. She straightway ask the money upfront and said she already had a shower and lets start. Entire session felt very mechanical and I couldn't perform much since she was not giving attention. She had constant whatsapp messages beeping in her phone which she time to time stopped and replied. Then I requested her to make it silent, which she did. But My mood totally went off and I asked her to jerk me off and I was not hard enough. She didn't take a shower just ran away from the room and it was a wasted money.

I think she has changed her attitude after the high demand created by the online advertisement.

Girl body: 8/10, toned gym body, but not feminine.

Girl face: 6/10.

Performance: 2/10 - did not worked out for me.

Total damage: 30 K for girl+ 4 k for room (not more than 10 minutes total session time).

I feel really down after the session.

[Paladin One]

I have been in this forum now 10+ years, while objective is mongering. There have been some life lessons to learn in this forum. Thank you for summing up some advice to young people.

It's sad that we don not have good SEx-ed and personality development in school. I suffered from fear of speaking to girls for sometime in my youth. Still today I little hesitant to approach someone in public. But little by little, trying to overcome this issue.

Thank you brother!

You have the right attitude! Everyday when the sun comes up, its the beginning of a brand new day, and a chance to start your life over. The main thing is to keep trying, never stop, never give up! On the day you die, even on your death bed, even though its frightening, you will at least know you gave this life all you got, and that you fought valiantly and never went quietly into the night and for that you can be happy and at peace!! So smile and keep up the fight!

Cheers my friend! On behalf if UD who says Hi!

[Paladin One]

Dam it boys. Don't ruin UG's reputation with Senuki.

He was kind enough to assist me. But if you guys do these kind of things he will not trust anyone on this forum.

Brother,

When you see her in pink and the Jack of Clubs standing behind her, you've found your match! Second pic!

Cheers! Much luck to you!