Pattaya Reports

[Ibn Buttita]

I was winding up the night at Kink Agogo on LK Metro in early May, about midway through a 9-day Pattaya visit, the first I had been back in a decade. As I watched from upstairs the platform with the multi-girl lesbian tableau act descend to the ground floor, it occurred to me that this voyeur-ing was my most wholesome activity that day. Which makes the trip a success in my book, but my "want to have it all" mongering spirit makes me yearn for all the options that time and stamina made it impossible to pursue. Most of my past posts have been day-by-day accounts, but I'll put these trip reports together differently, by kind of venue, a bit like a certain Pattaya bar's discord site I had been devouring for weeks leading up to the trip, and since.

[Frankypanky]

Just got back from Pattaya.

I know I haven't done my report here yet, but really nothing to brag about, I did mostly BJ bars in Bangkok and in Pattaya in the morning, and I got lots of freelancers off Thaifriendly so didn't need to do gogo bars or beer bars. I love Thailand, but I wish I could stay longer.

Don't we all wish to stay a little longer in Paradise?

[Frankypanky]

Man. All you guys getting results from TF make me jealous. I will try one more time. But this trip, I will try this strategy:

1- Short Messages -such as. Lets meet ST now.

2- Will not message until I am there and ready.

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

Dude!

TF is the easiest way to get a fleelancer in your room! But, only AFTER 6 PM or 7 PM to be sure! Most of these girls sleep all day like vampires, bc they tend to wake up when the sun goes down, Hahahaha!

Please try again! And pick two or three girls, bc some 'need 1/2 hours to be ready' even if it's a 15 minute ride on the motobike-taxi.

Good Luck!

[Paolo99]

Remember, there is no such thing as gratitude in Thailand, its an alien concept. "Jai dee" = " good heart" = "sucker".

Wrong, if it was an alien concept they wouldn't have created a Thai word to describe it, Jaidee is a typical Thai word.

Your definition of JaiDee is the one between a working girl and her customer, not the same as used in the Thai society.

And they have empathy for others too, remember around 2013-2014 the German guy with the big foot disease begging in Bangkok? It went viral on the social media and so many Thai tried to help the guy because they thought he was genuinely in trouble.

[Mr Enternational]

Man. All you guys getting results from TF make me jealous. I will try one more time. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF.

That is shocking. TF must be the easiest app to meet chicks (hookers and nonhookers) in the history of the internet. As the said, you need to have the premium first off. Most chicks message me first. If I message them first then I usually just say you cute or either reference something from one of their pictures. Then I ask what is their work and what soi they stay. Then I may say when I can see you. Then get their Line. I have noticed that most activity on TF is during the night and late night at that. Maybe 2 am. If you are putzing around on it during the day or early evening then my experience is not many chicks send likes or.

Respond at these times.

[MohdirFan82]

Pick your best picture, Most Thai Freelancers don't care how you look and how old are, they only care how much you will pay them short time.

I leave alone girls who say "looking for relationship, friends or looking to go out for dinner or date", This type of girls are in for big bucks or wealthy falangs, Koreans, Japs.

Freelancers generally have good pictures, with most blank profile or little to no info.

Start with Message " Hi, I am in Pattaya on Soi 8 " Are you free?

They will quickly reply, "Yes you pay"? Most of them same girls that are in beach road, beer bars, go go bars drop outs, or newly moved to Pattaya for quick money.

They all will ask you or give you line, and will avoid to discuss money on TF. Freelancers want your money now, not later, or tomorrow.

So if you not ready, don't message them. My TF was bombarded with likes and messages not cause I am Handsome Falang, just cause I wrote, In Pattaya on Vacation.

Most common Short time Price is 1500-2500.

Most of them will happily take 1500 average to ok looking Thai freelancer.

Man. All you guys getting results from TF make me jealous. I will try one more time. But this trip, I will try this strategy:

1- Short Messages -such as. Lets meet ST now.

2- Will not message until I am there and ready.

Previously I had literally 30 of the same type of "Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. You cute Hi Hello Hi Hi" I tried to line up ladies but none could read I guess.

And as previously posted Nothing I said got them to say anything other than the "Hi Hi Hi " shit.

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

[SuperLove]

The one on the right looks good, any chance to see her from the front. I mean the face and chest size! Enjoy.

A lady just sent me a message asking for 300 baht this morning:

" I got into an argument with someone in the Anzac bar and haven't been working for 5 days. And I've been sick for 3 days. Symptoms include fever and cough and sore throat. More tired today What I fear is Will asthma come back again?

I don't have any money now. If you are convenient enough to lend me 300 baht now, I'm very grateful. And if you're inconvenient, that's fine, I understand. ".

The problem is once a lady sees you as an ATM for free money, it never stops.

The best response is no response.

Meanwhile, I am in Phuket with 2 young ladies.

[Downandup]

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

You must be doing something wrong but sending messages when you are out of town is going to damage your opportunities. Most of the messages girls get are from time wasters who are not able to meet.

I use premium as it puts my message at the top of the stack and I never send a message to a girl until I want to meet. And I tell them that so that they know I am serious. The only exception is the odd reply to a girl who messages me and I am interested in. These girls may not understand much English either so I keep it short and clear: "ST? I want to meet now, send me your LineId. ".

It's also a good practice to be sure that the girl you are messaging is currently online too, I don't waste my time messaging anyone that has not been active in the last 10 minutes.

[Venturi34]

Man. All you guys getting results from TF make me jealous. I will try one more time. But this trip, I will try this strategy:

1- Short Messages -such as. Lets meet ST now.

2- Will not message until I am there and ready.

Previously I had literally 30 of the same type of "Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. You cute Hi Hello Hi Hi" I tried to line up ladies but none could read I guess.

And as previously posted Nothing I said got them to say anything other than the "Hi Hi Hi " shit.

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

Just ask how much ST / LT and include your line, that's about all you need to do. If they don't respond then whatever. You are speaking to a handler a lot of the time as well.

[MartinFlevo]

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

Not sure. But maybe you just aim on the 9/10's and they are busy? The real beauties can be picky themselves (you might be to old for them or just not their type).

I never go for OPTIK fucks. I prefer ladies who speak english and can hold a conversation for more than 2 minutes.

[GentileBear]

Man. All you guys getting results from TF make me jealous. I will try one more time. But this trip, I will try this strategy:

1- Short Messages -such as. Lets meet ST now.

2- Will not message until I am there and ready.

Previously I had literally 30 of the same type of "Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. You cute Hi Hello Hi Hi" I tried to line up ladies but none could read I guess.

And as previously posted Nothing I said got them to say anything other than the "Hi Hi Hi " shit.

I have plenty of prospects that are still in my TF account. But have Zero results. I have Never hooked up with a Thai lady via TF. So I'll try one more time.

[Chan Chalupa]

Policy a New at Palace.

Girls of your wet dreams can come off the stage as soon as you give the OK.

Quite a pain in the AzZ for the mommy as she having to juggle the girls stage to stage to balance them out.

[EihTooms]

If its a lady I've fucked many times before I'd send her the 300 Baht.

If you / we are in town near the girl, her request to "borrow" relatively small money like 300 baht is often merely a pretense to initiate contact in her hope to repeat and see us again. Especially if it is a girl who has enough attributes going for her that it is highly unlikely that she is so desperate for 300 baht.

Mind you, I'm talking about a scenario where you and the girl are near enough to actually meet and the girl is clearly not a typical charity case.

She wants to see you again, not somebody else. Right now if possible. For whatever reason and unless you lavished her with money way over the going rate previously it very well might be for reasons other than just the money. Ok, in addition to the money. And in those cases it would not be because she considers you a sucker or a chump.

Many times that out-of-the-blue Line message where "Hi" is followed by, "Sorry if I am disturbing you but can I borrow 300 baht for my hamster's coffin?" it moves right into "Or I can come see you now. ".

Am I flattering my own ego by saying, hell, I have even gotten out-of-the-blue Line messages from hot young ladies I sessioned with previously asking to "borrow" as little as 50 baht that led directly to the next request to come to her bar to see and take her tonight or for her to come over for LT right now! LOL. Maybe.

I have had many such small money "borrow" requests that were really about just making contact with me again to meet again.

Of course, the first thing that needs to happen in order for it to go there is for many girls to want to repeat and see you again that much. Which is where the ego self-flattering part comes in.

But, hey, I suppose that particular scenario is at least as good a reason to flatter my own ego about it as the guys who flatter their own ego by thinking the reason none of their past session girls ever contact them to "borrow" money in that way is because they are champions at not coming across as suckers or chumps rather than that none of those girls really wants to repeat a session with them very much.

As always, YMMV.

[Banana Boi]

Agree 100%. Some people here act like all ladies have thai boyfriends and all ladies are evil.

I believe guys who always keep saying this are guys who have been burned badly before.

I personally don't care if the 300 baht went to get the hamster a nice coffin or went to her Thai BF. My goal was to be a "jai dee" to steal her heart then see if I get "freebies" from a young civilian girl next month. I ordered Wagyu beef instead of Kobe beef tonight to make up the money I spent on my "jai dee" experiment.

You could have used the Big Mac container broke even!

Her hamster was too fat for a Big Mac box. Good idea though.

[Explorer8939]

Some people give bar girls money to have them come over and get drunk and be pains in the ass. Then act like it's foolish beyond words to send a woman you like a couple thousand baht because she says she needs it. I've met some real sweet women in thailand and some schemers. It's not like it's a fortune. It's just part of the game.

Obviously, your bargirl is different.

My advice: pay for services rendered, nothing more. Remember, there is no such thing as gratitude in Thailand, its an alien concept. "Jai dee" = " good heart" = "sucker".