Bangkok Reports

[Wayne Roberts]

I'm kinda disappointed by this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8OxP76NbvA

Ok, here's a little background, so this fella is a youtuber who moved to Bangkok some years ago, and he mainly reports on his travels around Thailand, tries to push real estate and generally talks about his semi-retired life in Thailand. I give him kudos cause he's ex-military, and I suspect thru a combo of his Army pension, the dividends from his REIT holdings, and probably a huge chunk of change from mom and dad (since they own real estate in San Francisco), is how he funds his fantastic life in Thailand. And up until now, the stuff he talks about is pretty ok, non too political or anti whatever. But as of late, he's gone down this weird path I feel. I watched his videos in the past cause he's living the dream. Semi-retired in Bangkok, who doesn't want to do that? I want to do that, we all want to, but his rhetoric now is really taking the cake. He's lifting himself up above the rest of us hobbyists like he's special or unique. I mean, come on fellas. We all know, anytime a foreign dude is in Bangkok, it's not for the food, the culture, or even work. All of that stuff happens, it's fine, it's a bonus, but the main reason is always the chicks. To pretend otherwise is just ridiculous. But watch the video and you'll know what I mean.

First up, these so-called 'passport bros' are giving us normal day to day hobbyists a real bad name. Since he identifies himself as a douchebag passport bro, I'm just going to say he's an asshole now too. Cause us sex tourists, say what you will about the ethics or morality of the whole thing, we're at least honest about why we're there. Whenever possible, time and finances willing, we travel to places like Thailand, Czech Republic, etc. And pay good looking chicks to fuck. Simple, to the point, no fuss no muss. Yet douchebags like that are promoting the idea that they're in Thailand cause they like Thailand beyond any other reason than women? Really? Cause plenty other countries offer what Thailand has, except without the access to affordable chicks that Thailand has. And then they just so happen to meet some local chicks along the way, and they marry them or settle down or some shit like that. I mean come on. Like seriously. These fuckers are in Thailand the same Goddamn reason we are, to fuck chicks. The only difference about it is they're being facetious about the whole thing. Does anybody really think someone like him dates as many girls as he claims? He's no Brad Pitt. And it's quite obvious Thai chicks will only date ugly guys if they're white, if you happen to be ugly and Asian then God help you, you're only getting pussy if you cough up some cash. But if you're white but look like Danny Devito, you can still get some free pussy, absolutely.

What a load of nonsense.

Thailand has more to offer than just cheap sex and its nightlife. It offers an affordable lifestyle at a low cost of living, good healthcare, its safe, the weather is great, beautiful nature, nice people, decent infrastructure for a developing country, great airport links to the rest of the world, decent food, great shopping, etc.

IT makes perfect sense that people who can afford to retire there or work remotely from Thailand would look to do that, and the fact that you have access to better dating options and paid sex that is not illegal is the massive cherry on top for a lot of guys.

So personally I do not get what your issue with them is. The west is taking men for granted, so a lot of them are checking out and moving abroad to countries where they believe they can have a better life. They are doing it legally, they are paying their way and they are making the most of their opportunities. Why is this a problem for you?

Sure, there is a subset of them posting things in the internet to generate clicks, its how some of them are trying to sustain themselves. Stop watching their videos or content if it bugs you, I have no idea who has the time in the day to watch all those videos anyway. How many more youtube videos do you need to watch about Thailand at this point?

You have clearly never lived in Thailand or any Asian countries. There are millions of expats that live in the region, and the vast majority of them end up meeting, dating and even marrying women who are not hookers. Its bizarre that you think your jaunts up and down Sukhimviht into Soi Cowbuy, Nana Plaza and the blowjob bars are somehow an indication of what every tourist and foreigner in Thailand is up to. Most Asian women err on the more conservative side, so they are not interested in having one night stands with random tourists who are looking to hit and run. If they know you are going to be there a while though, then they are almost all open to dating and more if you check their boxes too. Same as it ever was all over the world.

Lastly you are a *****monger. You have no good name, you are a degenerate like the rest of us. We give women money to stick things in them, spare us the judgement of others please.

[BigBalls83]

Recently, I have seen mom and daughter escort porn in Thailand, curious if it is a real thing. Not interested in underage or some weird stuff, just 2 chicks that are mom and daughter.

[CityHunter77]

It's an underrated tactic for a monger to focus a little on fellow western tourists for some action.

Anyways, life is good outside the matrix of the US and here in LOS. Good food, good coffee, good ass.

Nice one, you must have some good rizz.

Did you meet the local ladies on ThaiFriendly?

[Raj Patela]

You haven't gone to Patong beach in Phuket, at go go bars like Suzy Wong you would have changed your opinion.

No I have not been there. You got me.

[CaliGuy33]

Been in Bangkok a few days now and some observations:

Some talk on this thread about passport bros. First time I came to Thailand in 2017 you never saw African Americans, fast forward six years and you see them here and there. But you also see female African Americans. I don't think passport bros is good for the traditional mongering scene, has nothing to do with race but to do with the effect of it driving prices up which has happens in Colombia and Dominican Republic. Hopefully SEA is too isolated for it to happen.

I went to Cherry Massage, review in the appropriate thread when I get a chance, but had a good experience, but unlikely to repeat.

My focus in BKK has been civvies and it's gone decent so far, the mongering I'll do in Pattaya (cheaper and more options).

Have taken multiple strolls through the freelancer areas and Nana Plaza and haven't seen one above average girl; with freelancers quoting 2,000 to 3,000 and a few 1,500.

With the lack of talent, I don't see the point in paying those prices as I can just wait for Pattaya and get 1,000-1,500 bht ST sessions.

I've actually been mainly sightseeing and eating good, phone is blowing up with texts from civvies and I'm not all that interested; went on a few dates and found them boring.

Met an Italian tourist while sightseeing at a temple. We ended up chatting and walked around together for a while. Eventually ended back at my hotel for some Italiana fun. She had a nice, curvacious body, serving as a nice change to the typical Thai girl's body. I ate her holes out good and smashed her fat ass in doggy which was an excellent view with her thicc arse.

It's an underrated tactic for a monger to focus a little on fellow western tourists for some action.

Anyways, life is good outside the matrix of the US and here in LOS. Good food, good coffee, good ass.

[Montecristo]

I'm assuming you asking because Naked ugly chicks aren't your thing. No offense to those who like it.

Correct answer there is No such thing where Hot Gurls are buck Nekkid.

You haven't gone to Patong beach in Phuket, at go go bars like Suzy Wong you would have changed your opinion.

[Raj Patela]

To further my point, take the case of the Bali nine in Indonesia, a cavalcade of idiot australians did some drug shit there, they got caught, and guess which ones were executed and which ones were spared? Thats right! The 2 Asian australian fellas were executed (one chinese looking dude and another indian probably) while the white australian guy was spared, still alive and kicking and having a nice, relaxed time in his tropical prison cell in beautiful Bali. They'll probably just let him go one day to serve the rest of his sentence back in shitty Australia, when he's mentioned himself he'd rather continue staying there, cause who the hell doesn't want to live in Bali? Jesus H Christ! I tell ya fellas, if you're lucky enough to be white, you have to know how to utilize it. White privilege is a very real thing and especially applies to third world countries. Be where you get treated like a God. Don't continue to stay in the states or Canada or europe or whatever where you're just some random guy. Go to South America, South East Asia, Africa, believe you me, from my experiences, you get treated like you're the smartest, richest, most amazing man in the room. Even if you look like Jack Black or Danny Devito. Hell, in South Korea and China these days, you get paid for just being a white guy standing around in the office. Think I'm kidding? Look at the reports that come out of Thailand here itself, the kind of insane shit some white dudes pull, the Thai cops haul you in for a second, maybe you pay a small fine, then you walk out. Trust me I know. Who was the last white guy executed for drugs in Thailand? I can't even remember it's been so long, but they execute local Thai's every freakin' day. Live like a king, be worshipped like a God in South East Asia. Even in the single richest and most advanced country in the world - Singapore, I can get pussy even though I'm ugly as sin and old as hell.

Forrest hate old white European sex tourists, he made that abundantly clear a few years ago. Quite Funny his rant.

[Raj Patela]

I know this is in the wrong thread but in Pattaya where are the Full nude go go bars other than Kink 2nd floor or Windmill?

Thanks.

I'm assuming you asking because Naked ugly chicks aren't your thing. No offense to those who like it.

Correct answer there is No such thing where Hot Gurls are buck Nekkid.

[Newton York]

To further my point, take the case of the Bali nine in Indonesia, a cavalcade of idiot australians did some drug shit there, they got caught, and guess which ones were executed and which ones were spared? Thats right! The 2 Asian australian fellas were executed (one chinese looking dude and another indian probably) while the white australian guy was spared, still alive and kicking and having a nice, relaxed time in his tropical prison cell in beautiful Bali. They'll probably just let him go one day to serve the rest of his sentence back in shitty Australia, when he's mentioned himself he'd rather continue staying there, cause who the hell doesn't want to live in Bali? Jesus H Christ! I tell ya fellas, if you're lucky enough to be white, you have to know how to utilize it. White privilege is a very real thing and especially applies to third world countries. Be where you get treated like a God. Don't continue to stay in the states or Canada or europe or whatever where you're just some random guy. Go to South America, South East Asia, Africa, believe you me, from my experiences, you get treated like you're the smartest, richest, most amazing man in the room. Even if you look like Jack Black or Danny Devito. Hell, in South Korea and China these days, you get paid for just being a white guy standing around in the office. Think I'm kidding? Look at the reports that come out of Thailand here itself, the kind of insane shit some white dudes pull, the Thai cops haul you in for a second, maybe you pay a small fine, then you walk out. Trust me I know. Who was the last white guy executed for drugs in Thailand? I can't even remember it's been so long, but they execute local Thai's every freakin' day. Live like a king, be worshipped like a God in South East Asia. Even in the single richest and most advanced country in the world - Singapore, I can get pussy even though I'm ugly as sin and old as hell.

[Newton York]

I'm kinda disappointed by this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8OxP76NbvA

Ok, here's a little background, so this fella is a youtuber who moved to Bangkok some years ago, and he mainly reports on his travels around Thailand, tries to push real estate and generally talks about his semi-retired life in Thailand. I give him kudos cause he's ex-military, and I suspect thru a combo of his Army pension, the dividends from his REIT holdings, and probably a huge chunk of change from mom and dad (since they own real estate in San Francisco), is how he funds his fantastic life in Thailand. And up until now, the stuff he talks about is pretty ok, non too political or anti whatever. But as of late, he's gone down this weird path I feel. I watched his videos in the past cause he's living the dream. Semi-retired in Bangkok, who doesn't want to do that? I want to do that, we all want to, but his rhetoric now is really taking the cake. He's lifting himself up above the rest of us hobbyists like he's special or unique. I mean, come on fellas. We all know, anytime a foreign dude is in Bangkok, it's not for the food, the culture, or even work. All of that stuff happens, it's fine, it's a bonus, but the main reason is always the chicks. To pretend otherwise is just ridiculous. But watch the video and you'll know what I mean.

First up, these so-called 'passport bros' are giving us normal day to day hobbyists a real bad name. Since he identifies himself as a douchebag passport bro, I'm just going to say he's an asshole now too. Cause us sex tourists, say what you will about the ethics or morality of the whole thing, we're at least honest about why we're there. Whenever possible, time and finances willing, we travel to places like Thailand, Czech Republic, etc. And pay good looking chicks to fuck. Simple, to the point, no fuss no muss. Yet douchebags like that are promoting the idea that they're in Thailand cause they like Thailand beyond any other reason than women? Really? Cause plenty other countries offer what Thailand has, except without the access to affordable chicks that Thailand has. And then they just so happen to meet some local chicks along the way, and they marry them or settle down or some shit like that. I mean come on. Like seriously. These fuckers are in Thailand the same Goddamn reason we are, to fuck chicks. The only difference about it is they're being facetious about the whole thing. Does anybody really think someone like him dates as many girls as he claims? He's no Brad Pitt. And it's quite obvious Thai chicks will only date ugly guys if they're white, if you happen to be ugly and Asian then God help you, you're only getting pussy if you cough up some cash. But if you're white but look like Danny Devito, you can still get some free pussy, absolutely.

More than half of the chicks anybody finds on those Thai dating apps are working girls anyway. It's all a transaction fellas! That's all it is. Doesn't matter if the chick is from a village, or from the city, in the end she's after cash money. Respect? I fought and nearly died in South East Asia decades ago, and Asian chicks are no better or worse than the average white chick anywhere, now or then. Look, we pay these chicks money, we fuck them and then we move on. That's why in my reviews, I always say, do not fall in love with them. Believe me I know, some of them are so sweet, and seemingly vulnerable, that you think you're being some kind of knight in shining armor coming to their rescue, saving them from their life of poverty, and all that claptrap. In the end, it all comes down to money. Why is it that we almost never hear anything negative about any of this coming from the guys themselves is cause of course they don't want to report on their failures. Especially in this ridiculous age of social media, apparently everyone's life is perfect and beautiful and you suck. But the truth is very much the opposite and occasionally you read about it, in funny local Thai news about another idiot foreigner conned, scammed or killed by his wife. And he fucking deserves it if you ask me.

These fucking passport bros man, what a disgrace. If you're going to be here to ostensibly fuck chicks, then just be honest about it. Don't pretend like it's anything else, and you think because you're some hot shit that the girl wants you? It's the money you douche! Youtubers like him make it seem so easy and convenient to just go and live in Thailand and every other country in the world sucks because we're not there, but you know what? He often conveniently forgets to add the simple fact that he can fund his lifestyle in Thailand, because he's an American with US Dollars. See if he thinks he can do that if he was local. And the weird thing about the guy is how he seems to forget that he's not white. Listen to him talk and he seems to think like he's a white guy himself. Being a white guy in Thailand is like having a superpower. It comes with a huge responsibility, Asian chicks fall at your feet just cause your skin is pale. When you look like a local Thai like he does, no chick is going to give two shits about you, so I don't know what the hell he's going on about dating chicks. It's pretty obvious the only way he's getting laid in Thailand is if he forks out the cash. Ain't no way he's getting any for free.

Every foreign guy in Thailand, and I mean literally every foreign guy in Thailand, no exceptions whatsoever, is there to fuck. That's the primary goal. As hobbyists, we are true to ourselves, we arrive, we fuck and then we leave. These fucking digital nomad types, acting all high and mighty like they're better than everyone else just pisses me off. Cambodia, Vietnam, malaysia, Indonesia, all these other countries are just next door, but why aren't they as popular? Cause the chicks there aren't as readily available as in Thailand. If you're white, every Thai chick is yours. Every single one of them is yours if you want them, you just have to show up. But to pretend like you're in Thailand cause you like the culture, or weather, or whatever shit is nonsense. The weather? You can get the same humid hot weather in freaking Florida. The food? You can find Thai restaurants all over the freaking planet. Everything that Thailand has offer beyond the girls is a bonus, let's not delude ourselves to think otherwise. Without Thai chicks, we wouldn't be in Thailand, period.

I want to retire in Thailand too. Very much so. I want to be an idiot digital nomad too. But I'm honest about it, and I won't be putting my face in videos for the world to see, telling everyone how they suck cause they're not doing what he's doing. Jesus H Christ. Fuckers like him are so clueless about their own hypocrisy and can't even see the irony of it all. I mean, he plays a clip where a blonde chick talks about how in Thailand, every interracial couple is a white guy and a Thai chick. I mean, no duh! Everyone knows that already, it's a universal truth, being a white guy in Asia is a freaking superpower, we all know this, but the fact that the guy plays the clip with no irony at all is amazing cause he himself is Asian. The only reason he exists is because his mom couldn't find a white guy to marry at the time. Holy shit man.

Most of us here in this forum operate at a level that is the very antithesis of a 'passport bro'. We live where we live, when cash and time permit we fly to Thailand to fuck, and then we leave. Anonymity, secrecy and privacy is paramount. We give these chicks money, no relationships or entanglements. Very easy. But so-called passport bros just fuck shit up. Cause they're creating this false narrative that Thai chicks are actually really into them when we all know it couldn't be further from the truth. Respect? Cooking and cleaning and raising the kids? First of all who the hell wants to put a ring on it? What idiot really wants to do that? Second, I've seen many, many white guy Asian chick marriages in my time, and believe you me, the Asian chick is not much better than any other type of chick. It's not the race of the girl that makes her a good partner, it's her personality for God's sakes. If you're alive long enough to be married to a 60 year old hag, she's a hag, no matter what the race. These fucking passport bros, stop with the virtue signalling and all that nonsense. You're in Thailand for the same reason. Just admit it.

[Montecristo]

I like Pattaya. More nudity.

I know this is in the wrong thread but in Pattaya where are the Full nude go go bars other than Kink 2nd floor or Windmill?

Thanks.

[Rotty66]

I'm not dealing with a wife situation, but I also prefer simplicity so I like the massage parlor route. Arriving tomorrow and I made a booking in advance for Lily at the newly opened Smile, followed the next day by a two-lady session at Aurora 33 with Sai and May. Looking forward to being back!

To answer the other question in the post quoted, the tip is not included in the price you pay upfront at the dest at these places. 300 baht if the service is good seems to be standard, but it's up to you.

How was Aurora 33?

[Rotty66]

Hey guys.

Any ideas here?

Only tried it once.

We booked an escort form Absolute Angels, expensive but she was great.

[NRandom940]

Has anyone here ever picked up any of the Bangkok Hooters girls? If so, tell the story.

[Goatscrot]

There are two sides to the privacy debate and laws in most countries deal with it this way: (1) anything in a public place. The street / the highway / the beach, is public and therefore not private. (2) indoors, on private premises, in gardens, patios, private swimming pools, people have a reasonable expectation of privacy and so filming "inside" is an infringement of private life.

So getting filmed walking around the streets of Bangkok / Pattaya / or anywhere else in the World is a risk married / partnered mongers take. And in any event why is it such a big deal then to be filmed walking around Nana plaza "I just wanted to see what all the fuss is about baby" would be a reasonable answer. It's not like the filming is of you doing DATY! So whilst I might not like that these people do this (I don't care if its for money or not), there is nothing wrong with it in a public place (subject to the caveat below).

But indoors is a different proposition. Is it really fair on the girls in a soapy to be filmed like this? Would they mind? Now some of them might consider it great advertising and hope for more of it. But I'm sure many would not. The punters would almost certainly mind.

But the big issue here for me is not the filming itself. It is the undercover mode of it. The question to ask is whether those being filmed would consent. If they would not, then the use of covert cameras is wrong, unfair, and an invasion of their privacy. I've got no problem if I walk down Walking Street and someone has a camera on a gimbal. I can choose to avoid being captured if I want, or turn my back / turn away or just ignore it. But I have choices because I can see it. For sure I might know that CCTV is watching every move anyway, but that's probably for security purposes / thieves / crime and I have no issue with that. But cameras in T shirts / in glasses etc? That's really sneaky. But far worse indoors. And for anyone thinking "I'm still cool with it indoors", ask yourself then if you'the be ok with a girl in a soapy having a hidden camera, then posting you on YouTube with your belly hanging out, and your boner being tiny. Still happy for that to all be out there? And if the answer to that is no, and for all of us apart from a tiny minority it would be, (other than the super ripped guys with huge cocks who might love it!) then we shouldn't want hidden cameras taking pictures close up in soapies / bars etc.

What's interesting about this guy is his own moral compass. He stops short. He takes street scenes and inside soapies where he knows everyone is dressed, but he could use this in agogos with naked girls but probably doesn't want to risk a YouTube ban.

All very underhand if you ask me.

A well thought out response and mirrors my take on it exactly. I certainly miss the days when cameras were not present on mobile phones.