Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

I applied the principles of Ordem e Progresso, by progressing in two hotties in a trio in order of age (19 and 24, the latter a bit old for my liking). I can report one sucking my balls whilst the other simultaneously my cock, deep throat, great suction and her fingers gently circling the base. She is clearly very experienced and despite having fucked her less than an hour before hand, blew a massive load down her throat. The girls seem to have a certain pride driving men crazy, a power they have over us until about 3 minutes after we cum.

All I can say is that staying away from tobacco, alcohol and bad food plus daily workouts till exhaustion has many benefits, especially the vascular system and brain. This is needed to enjoy your body like a teenager, and that I'm doing, but this time around with and endless parade of pretty young women that punctuates a well balanced work-play-social lifestyle. Living in Brasil takes some adapting, but you can get 1st world food, coffee and health care with just a little leg work. It's more or less on east coast time, so work is easy as are flights into JFK and the fast and cheap Long Island Railroad to Penn Station and for me a easy walk to Chelsea. Choice of direct flights on GOL, AA, LATAM, Delta to Sao Paulo, but my suggestion is Copa via Panama. Return Biz class USD3 k or USD1 k cattle class (I like to save $). I get picked up in my own car by live in housekeepers and arrive to my own bed with candles, french doors open, food and one of my favorite girls in sexy lingerie. This works out well. It's become a routine, the only downside is not having a hottie waiting for me in the States for post airline massage and BJ. I've never tried arranging a visa for a Brasil girl, but it sounds like a bit of a hassle. I'm spending less and less time in USA, the cost-benefits just don't stack up. Rio and SP have outstanding choices in restaurants outside of the tourist slum holes.

On that note, I suggest the mongers here note that on 10 January 2024 visa will be needed to get into BR. I don't have details, such as whether it can be done easily online or a messy, time consuming chop in the passport. I got an investment visa in 2020, for which $USD 50 k in real estate and / or local company will do the trick, I hired lawyers in Sao Paulo who arranged it all. My location gives me views, appreciating real estate (at bargain entry price relative to equivalent) and live in caretakers / gophers I pay well above local rates (BR50 k / USD10 k per year) to get loyalty and discretion and I can tax deduct the lot. For some of you, as long as you have $USD2 k a month by annuity / pension / whatever, you can get a retirement visa even though you are not retired. I'd suggest getting a local bank account and stock it monthly for 6 months before applying for this visa type. This needs to be done locally at the Ministry of Injustice, and suggest you just pay local lawyers to save a ton of frustration and delay.

For everyone else, it looks like 4 entries of 90 days and USD160 fee.

Oh, a I have naked girl tugging at me, so I better finish this post.

[DonCarlos1234]

Interesting.

Never heard of this.

Makes sense but I'm assuming this only applies in the Copa / Ipa beaches and not the Barra beaches.

Saw some real 10's last time near classico beach club.

Went up to them with some friends and talked to them and they were models that lived nearby. Really hot but definitely just civilians.

Cluster fu** of sub par talent. Actually no talent. Crowded beach, people think if they hear something enough times, it must be true. Till you see it in person you find out. I'll post photos later. Maybe a couple of 7's with bff's but I have high standards. Disappointing. and the beach "fixers" were outgoing/ friendly with zero recommendations.. must have been a bad/ crowded day.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/S7zmtaJeNzQ?si=9IroXvf6DOV8N-ky

Don't tell them.

Good song to fuck to, according to my best rio hoars.

And good visual as to why to ride the metro with your best hoars.

And on the topic of rio hoars, actual natives of rio de janeiro perform best sexually, for which my learned colleague rodeo agrees. Senor rodeo is coming to rio in a few weeks for a week. Pm us for a little group chat for we swiss navy veterans! We are talking about a hotel veterano in recreio for swiss and brazilian veterans with the best of rio's hoars!

OK, I hate to return the topic of this board to fucking women who are in Rio de Janeiro, now, but attached is the picture of a blond from mineira who just showed up within the last month. Anyone fucked her yet? I have so many regulars from prives that I fuck at 250 r for an hour BBFS that I have not yet broken her in yet at a higher price, but I might. Of course, I already got her number, but I am looking for reviews of whether she rides well in a test drive before investing my hard earned Swiss Francs in loosening up her anal muscle for massage of my pepperoni, the best meat from Lake Lugano and Lake Como where my family has either been guards for the Pope or Mafia or sausage makers for eight centuries, with some breaks to go drop nuclear bombs for General Curtis LeMay.

Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum.

Josef Vagabundo, VIII, President of Brazil, President Vagabundo, S1 E69.

[TjBrazil]

OK, I hate to return the topic of this board to fucking women who are in Rio de Janeiro, now, but attached is the picture of a blond from mineira who just showed up within the last month. Anyone fucked her yet? I have so many regulars from prives that I fuck at 250 r for an hour BBFS that I have not yet broken her in yet at a higher price, but I might. Of course, I already got her number, but I am looking for reviews of whether she rides well in a test drive before investing my hard earned Swiss Francs in loosening up her anal muscle for massage of my pepperoni, the best meat from Lake Lugano and Lake Como where my family has either been guards for the Pope or Mafia or sausage makers for eight centuries, with some breaks to go drop nuclear bombs for General Curtis LeMay.

Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum.

Josef Vagabundo, VIII, President of Brazil, President Vagabundo, S1 E69.

Too many tattoos for my taste.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Can you clarify 'Onix' girls? Is that the name of the forum, an escort site, or a clinica? I'm trying to find.

Many thanks!

-Chicago.

Prive in Centro. Onix Terapias, 156 Av. Rio Branco, Room 2235.

[Xpartan]

But be smart. Tell her you're poor as shit in the US. Tell her with you it's 50/50 for the bills at best if she wants to be with you. And tell her straight up a pre-nup is a necessity. If she is still with you after that, you're good to go. Otherwise, she wanted the green card.

You're cracking me up, dude. Seriously? That's gold!

So you tell her you're poor as shit.

And you split your bills 50/50. At best! Do you mean she better pay more than half?

Then, despite being poor as shit, you insist on a pre-nup.

That's priceless.

Tell you what's going to happen. When she's on the USA Soil with the GC in hand, it'll take her a New York minute to find a nice, well-hung local Brazilian boy and dump your sorry ass that's too lazy to even learn the language your trophy wife calls her own.

Note: Girls do love older guys but if you're 56, fat, and bald and a 22 year old beauty if proclaiming her love to you, common sense should come into play. You're better off spending money to working girl out and enjoy a good meal at a restaurant in Copacabana after.

Now we're talking! Did that just yesterday in a different order. Had a great dinner with a 24-year old, paid for it IN FULL, had a mind-blowing session afterwards, paid for it IN FULL, sent her home despite her apparent disappointment and went to bed alone with a dumb, happy, uncontrollable smile on my face, after paying no mind to her endless love declarations for my fat, bald sorry ass.

[Mr Enternational]

If a girl is from Zona Sul, then yes. She is likely after your green card.

This is ridiculous. In over 20 years I have been with more Brazilian non-hookers and hookers than I can begin to count. The only one that was after a green card was already living in New York. I was hooked up with her through a chick that I used to mess with in Rio that had already gotten married and was living in North Carolina. And she was going to pay me $15,000 for it. Why do folks always think someone is after a green card?

[Vagabundo1]

OK, I hate to return the topic of this board to fucking women who are in Rio de Janeiro, now, but attached is the picture of a blond from mineira who just showed up within the last month. Anyone fucked her yet? I have so many regulars from prives that I fuck at 250 r for an hour BBFS that I have not yet broken her in yet at a higher price, but I might. Of course, I already got her number, but I am looking for reviews of whether she rides well in a test drive before investing my hard earned Swiss Francs in loosening up her anal muscle for massage of my pepperoni, the best meat from Lake Lugano and Lake Como where my family has either been guards for the Pope or Mafia or sausage makers for eight centuries, with some breaks to go drop nuclear bombs for General Curtis LeMay.

Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum.

Josef Vagabundo, VIII, President of Brazil, President Vagabundo, S1 E69.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo Veterano hereby announces the intent to build a property empire in Recreio. Guaratiba, Cabo Frio. Arrail do Cabo.

Here on Sunday fucking Nina DePonca up the ass watching some local porn and City of God, I am dreaming my goal to be the property baron of Rio as a secret plan to build outposts for the SWISS NAVY to come ashore and penetrate the local population.

Looking for a few good preferably Germanic viking veterans of the SWISS NAVY to execute this brilliant plan.

Semper Gumby.

[Chicago85]

I just returned from my annual five weeks of work in Brazil where I was in and out of Rio on three occasions and squeezed in a number of great sessions with the usual amazing Rio girls. As is my habit, I used the local forums for reviews. Three of those were for Onix girls, Isabella, Stella, and Karina. Short story is that all three provided outstanding GFE service and all were beautiful by my standards but in different ways. All three were awesome kissers and there was a long make out session with each before fucking. R210 for the hour for the larger room. ...y.

Can you clarify 'Onix' girls? Is that the name of the forum, an escort site, or a clinica? I'm trying to find.

Many thanks!

-Chicago.

[Bearsi]

Often the beach fixers (who bring you chairs and drinks) will introduce you to them.

Interesting.

Never heard of this.

Makes sense but I'm assuming this only applies in the Copa / Ipa beaches and not the Barra beaches.

Saw some real 10's last time near classico beach club.

Went up to them with some friends and talked to them and they were models that lived nearby. Really hot but definitely just civilians.

[The Cane]

Getting ready to pop my Rio cherry.

Having gone thru about 100 pages of recon so far and I got to say Rio forum is a riot.

15+ years on ISG and you fellas are some of the most entertaining.

Wtf have I been missing.

Hopefully I will hang with at least one of ya next month.

Off to read a couple hundred more.

Make sure you read as many Reports of Distinction as possible Those are extremely useful since they separate the wheat from the chaff.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

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[Aristhotle]

But be mindful that if you're gringo they'll be after your greens as well.

If a girl is from Zona Sul, then yes. She is likely after your green card.

But I have found (not speaking of putas, just regular broads) that Zona Norte girls are more authentic, and are less likely to be looking for a green card. They want a man to truly conquer them.

If any of you get lucky in that sense, don't let pessimism dominate. But be smart. Tell her you're poor as shit in the US. Tell her with you it's 50/50 for the bills at best if she wants to be with you. And tell her straight up a pre-nup is a necessity. If she is still with you after that, you're good to go. Otherwise, she wanted the green card.

Note: Girls do love older guys but if you're 56, fat, and bald and a 22 year old beauty if proclaiming her love to you, common sense should come into play. You're better off spending money to working girl out and enjoy a good meal at a restaurant in Copacabana after.

[One Eyed Man]

Cheers on a epic trip. How do you spot or chat up p4 p beach girls?

Often the beach fixers (who bring you chairs and drinks) will introduce you to them.