Rio de Janeiro Reports

[CenTexCrash]

Went to Rio for 4 days in*December 2022. Contemplated 6 days but somehow thought that was too long 4 days will be plenty. Here's how the cliff notes summary.

Right ideas but executed in the wrong order. And a lot of Hindsight 20/20 rule.

Day 1 Thursday: technically landed late Wednesday, day started Thursday. Cheap hotel in Centro then moved to AirBnB in Copacabana,*.

Would later find out that hotel was 3 blocks down the street from a prive*high rise. Met up with one other ISG went to 4 x4.

Some amazing pics in 4 x4, thought maybe I'll do this on my special night. Lets hit the prive. Would later find out 4 x4 is M-F only closed weekends, made it a plan to go back Friday.

Went to the high rise prive, walked up to one entrance, saw mail collection room and fence closed. Wing man couldn't figure out why closed says still open. I would find out 2 days later, there's a north and south entrance. We were at a locked south door, the correct north doors with door man and elevators was 150 ft to our left.

Went to Eden Spa. By 8 pm, many girls gone down to just 3 chicas only one did BBBJ (but not CIM).

Day 2 Friday: Took an early civilian morning to go see the sights when in Rio, bus up to Cristo monument. Was informed while I was doing that, 2-3 other ISGers were getting a walking tour from Vagabundo in VM district. Should've waited til Saturday to do monument oops.

Early afternoon time to do 4 x4 re-do. Wrong. Torrential rain, ISG wingman warned Centro not safe when raining as only riff raff still around, tourists should avoid.

Secretly ignored him went to a different whiskeria in Centro, checked my surroundings, went in. Got a drink tab. Only 2 passing grade chicas, but since I didn't habla Portuguese they wanted nothing of me. One chubby girl walked up to me and grinded me, DFK. Very good presentation on her end, maybe if I had more days in Rio. Left no action.

Day 3 Saturday.

No hits from Tinder, walked around fancy tourist trap stairs, got super drunk, lost sense of direction looking for subway but rebounded. One other ISGer was available for trip to Perola Negra. Met up in Copacabana for Uber to PN. Given the dose of reality there is likely nothing on Sunday I was ready to send off my Rio outing properly with a great session.

Walked in, and seeing what available lineup, but one girl in room approached me and did her thing. Upon up close intro she was more madurita than jovencita that I was hoping to bag. Couldn't find a polite way to shake her so I could at least see if any other willing talent. Maybe it really*was made to be her and me but there's that unknown what if.

We sessioned, had a good time. Was too busy lingering about what if there was a better girl that she was blockading me from. *Prob self centered and getting flack but feel like my special last real night in Rio I should be able to choose girl of my liking idk.

Day 4 Sunday. No contacts to meet. Watched World cup title game, later met up with first ISG wingman from Day 1, looked for one other spa in Copacabana, but door man insisted we sign in and present our ID, wingman said deal breaker and we bounced out. Went to Eden Spa and closed on Sundays. We chatted about life and hobby. And that's pretty much*how I feel I botched a 4 day outing in Rio.

Right ideas, wrong order of operations. Rio sleeps in on Saturdays / Sundays. Be up early not like Mexico, in Rio hobby starts as early as 10 am and try not to be in Centro super late night.

Flash forward Sept 2023 Going to Sao Paulo next week, but really itching for a re-do second stab of Rio

[Dcrist0527]

Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.

Thanks for all of the responses. That scam is exactly why I asked. I used to pay Rappi in cash. But twice in Medellin, the Rappi said I never paid. Of course, Rappi was no help. Like they think I just stole the food from the Rappi driver and ran away? When they have my address? LOL So to know uber drivers run the same scam affirms I should pay via card if at all possible.

Thanks again.

[FlowState985]

A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).

Thanks in advance.

I use both and I don't have any issue with using card on them. IFood might be more common in Brazil than Rappi, but it's a bit harder to register and I haven't use it.

[TjBrazil]

Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.

I tried using my Uber cash and it doesn't work since it's in dollars. I was hoping Uber fixed their issues in Brazil. I was able to use it the first time from the airport and then it stopped working the rest of the trip. My bank said it's not on their end and wasn't being declined by them. Very strange.

[DonCarlos1234]

A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).

Thanks in advance.

Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.

[Dcrist0527]

A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).

Thanks in advance.

[Tribute15]

Last time I was in Rio and at classicos beach club. I tried all I could and couldn't spot any hookers. It was most guys and the girls and one or two tables with a group of girls, who didn't look like hookers. It wasn't worth it for, because the hookers will want to charge you higher prices, just for being there. Might as well take girl with you to the beach and fuck her afterwards.

Cluster fu** of sub par talent. Actually no talent. Crowded beach, people think if they hear something enough times, it must be true. Till you see it in person you find out. I'll post photos later. Maybe a couple of 7's with bff's but I have high standards. Disappointing. and the beach "fixers" were outgoing/ friendly with zero recommendations.. must have been a bad/ crowded day.

[Vagabundo1]

Day 1274 or so.

Today, I fucked nina deponca 3 times creampied her ass and pussy, and we went to recreio, posto 12, pontal, which appears from my recon to be the best beach for open water swimming in rio de janeiro, which is a big deal to me as I like open water swimming even at and especially at night, to include finning around and doing seal and sea lion like imitations. Last week I fucked a porn star in from sao paulo 4 times in her mouth and ass, all covered, and took her to the nude beach as I mentioned. I keep her confidential as she is married, though her husband does not fuck her and can't even get it up, he is some kind of big wheel in SP who owns clinicas we have all been to.

Vagabundo can see himself living out his days in a apartment and / or house in Recreio, walking distance to both Pontal swimming and Paris Cafe, which had the best talent, right up there with Mosaico.

Now, the Cariocas fuck better than other brazilians. This also became clear with the paulistana in from SP. I mean, she is a porn star. But she's mechanical. My best fuck of last week by far was a negra from a prive who also shall remain in the Vagabundo witness protection program because she met me at a hotel in Centro during work hours so she was technically cheating her prive out of the cut for the house and the tia, and the tia and vagabundo go back a decade and have a hate love relationship. That too is classified vatican top secret, at least for the next 400 years.

And so it goes.

[Thor91]

Hey guys met a beauty, genuinely nice girl even took me out with her friends day after and paid for drinks on beach. Sex amazing, she's gpod with convo.

I had my eye on her on twitter recently, thanks for the recommendation. On that note does anyone else have other recommendations of twitter girls / independent escorts in RJ? I have a modest list that I'm trying to build up before my next trip. Happy to share the girls on my list if anyone is interested and if it's allowed by forum rules. They're all big / thick girls and mostly negras.

[QLegal]

Hey guys met a beauty, genuinely nice girl even took me out with her friends day after and paid for drinks on beach. Sex amazing, she's gpod with convo.

[Vagabundo1]

You should also ask, and I would be interested by the responses of members of this board more senior than me -- mr e, sperto, many others -- on safety in rio.

The same girls work at perola negra as 4 x 4 and in my last few trips to perola, the talent has been super hot. Real porn stars like Jasminy vilar used to work at perola. Paris is even better in my last trip.

The question was about safety. In zona sul, if you do stay there, I recommend botafogo or leblon. See the map. Copacobana is in the middle of 3 favelas.

Buy a vasco shirt and play felipe ret when you session.

[TjBrazil]

This is ridiculous. In over 20 years I have been with more Brazilian non-hookers and hookers than I can begin to count. The only one that was after a green card was already living in New York. I was hooked up with her through a chick that I used to mess with in Rio that had already gotten married and was living in North Carolina. And she was going to pay me $15,000 for it. Why do folks always think someone is after a green card?

90 day fiancé reruns.

[Pahllus Maximus]

I applied the principles of Ordem e Progresso, by progressing in two hotties in a trio in order of age (19 and 24, the latter a bit old for my liking). I can report one sucking my balls whilst the other simultaneously my cock, deep throat, great suction and her fingers gently circling the base. She is clearly very experienced and despite having fucked her less than an hour before hand, blew a massive load down her throat. The girls seem to have a certain pride driving men crazy, a power they have over us until about 3 minutes after we cum.

All I can say is that staying away from tobacco, alcohol and bad food plus daily workouts till exhaustion has many benefits, especially the vascular system and brain. This is needed to enjoy your body like a teenager, and that I'm doing, but this time around with and endless parade of pretty young women that punctuates a well balanced work-play-social lifestyle. Living in Brasil takes some adapting, but you can get 1st world food, coffee and health care with just a little leg work. It's more or less on east coast time, so work is easy as are flights into JFK and the fast and cheap Long Island Railroad to Penn Station and for me a easy walk to Chelsea. Choice of direct flights on GOL, AA, LATAM, Delta to Sao Paulo, but my suggestion is Copa via Panama. Return Biz class USD3 k or USD1 k cattle class (I like to save $). I get picked up in my own car by live in housekeepers and arrive to my own bed with candles, french doors open, food and one of my favorite girls in sexy lingerie. This works out well. It's become a routine, the only downside is not having a hottie waiting for me in the States for post airline massage and BJ. I've never tried arranging a visa for a Brasil girl, but it sounds like a bit of a hassle. I'm spending less and less time in USA, the cost-benefits just don't stack up. Rio and SP have outstanding choices in restaurants outside of the tourist slum holes.

On that note, I suggest the mongers here note that on 10 January 2024 visa will be needed to get into BR. I don't have details, such as whether it can be done easily online or a messy, time consuming chop in the passport. I got an investment visa in 2020, for which $USD 50 k in real estate and / or local company will do the trick, I hired lawyers in Sao Paulo who arranged it all. My location gives me views, appreciating real estate (at bargain entry price relative to equivalent) and live in caretakers / gophers I pay well above local rates (BR50 k / USD10 k per year) to get loyalty and discretion and I can tax deduct the lot. For some of you, as long as you have $USD2 k a month by annuity / pension / whatever, you can get a retirement visa even though you are not retired. I'd suggest getting a local bank account and stock it monthly for 6 months before applying for this visa type. This needs to be done locally at the Ministry of Injustice, and suggest you just pay local lawyers to save a ton of frustration and delay.

For everyone else, it looks like 4 entries of 90 days and USD160 fee.

Oh, a I have naked girl tugging at me, so I better finish this post.

[DonCarlos1234]

Interesting.

Never heard of this.

Makes sense but I'm assuming this only applies in the Copa / Ipa beaches and not the Barra beaches.

Saw some real 10's last time near classico beach club.

Went up to them with some friends and talked to them and they were models that lived nearby. Really hot but definitely just civilians.

Cluster fu** of sub par talent. Actually no talent. Crowded beach, people think if they hear something enough times, it must be true. Till you see it in person you find out. I'll post photos later. Maybe a couple of 7's with bff's but I have high standards. Disappointing. and the beach "fixers" were outgoing/ friendly with zero recommendations.. must have been a bad/ crowded day.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/S7zmtaJeNzQ?si=9IroXvf6DOV8N-ky

Don't tell them.

Good song to fuck to, according to my best rio hoars.

And good visual as to why to ride the metro with your best hoars.

And on the topic of rio hoars, actual natives of rio de janeiro perform best sexually, for which my learned colleague rodeo agrees. Senor rodeo is coming to rio in a few weeks for a week. Pm us for a little group chat for we swiss navy veterans! We are talking about a hotel veterano in recreio for swiss and brazilian veterans with the best of rio's hoars!

OK, I hate to return the topic of this board to fucking women who are in Rio de Janeiro, now, but attached is the picture of a blond from mineira who just showed up within the last month. Anyone fucked her yet? I have so many regulars from prives that I fuck at 250 r for an hour BBFS that I have not yet broken her in yet at a higher price, but I might. Of course, I already got her number, but I am looking for reviews of whether she rides well in a test drive before investing my hard earned Swiss Francs in loosening up her anal muscle for massage of my pepperoni, the best meat from Lake Lugano and Lake Como where my family has either been guards for the Pope or Mafia or sausage makers for eight centuries, with some breaks to go drop nuclear bombs for General Curtis LeMay.

Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum.

Josef Vagabundo, VIII, President of Brazil, President Vagabundo, S1 E69.