Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

Exactly. The one time of year not to be in Pattaya is high season, I have always avoided it and only come to Thailand and Pattaya during low season. Indeed the hotels are cheaper, but the two main reasons are avoiding the crowds and having leverage on the ladies that are desperate for customers which equates to cheaper and better service. Better service because they are more intent on obtaining repeat customers given the dearth of customers overall.

But keep in mind that there are not only many more girls in Pattaya during high season but plenty more hot ones.

[GatorAk]

This is the very end of Low Season in Pattaya, the period when the ladies are most desperate for customers. Although I am in Mexico at the moment, I am getting pinged by ladies looking for customers (obviously, they aren't looking at my Facebook).

It's likely by the time I am returning to Pattaya for an extended stay, starting in late October, these ladies will have customers, as High Season kicks in.

But, for now, my telephone is figuratively ringing off the hook.

It's been several years since I walked across the border. I am thinking of making a day trip and hitting the Hong Kong and Chicago club. Little concern about the safety.

[Explorer8939]

Why would someone care? 99% of his post have no added value to this forum?

He never gives info about girls. Just brags he bangs all the time.

Chick comes. She drinks, They fuck. BF is involved and a farang sponsor. It's the same story every post.

However you gain NO information about Pattaya at ALL from these post.

Let me explain how I operate, it's probably similar to anyone who stays in Pattaya for a long time.

In the case where I want a new lady, I will hit the bars. I will buy some drinks, and if the lady is acceptable, I will barfine her to go back to the condo for drinks.

Once in the condo, I will set up tequila for her, and my drinks for me. I have colored LEDS, like a bar, big screen TV and YouTube with no ads. I start off playing Reggeton, which is great for the ladies, since most Farangs don't play that in the bars. After some tequila is consumed, I will change to Isaan music, depending on the age of the lady, varying from Nescafe to Lam Yai, to Jintara.

At that point, the lady usually loves to talk about herself (they have zero interest in me), or her customers. If she has a sponsor, she will complain what an a* the guy is. As long as the lady is talking about herself, she is happy.

This is not to say there aren't duds, some ladies don't like to drink, and just want a quick fuck. I even had one lady who told me she wasn't having her period, and then said she had her period once in the condo. The bad ones are no repeats.

Most ladies will make their move after 3 hours or so, and hit the bedroom. Not because they are horny, but because it's their job. A small percent *are* horny, which is a problem for me, because they want to fuck too long.

Over time, I get a harem of ladies in my rotation. So, my problem isn't finding ladies, or money, it's time for all of them, at least in Low Season.

I know this isn't too useful for someone in Pattaya for 3 days, but lots of people stay in Thailand for 2+ weeks. As long as you don't get hooked by one lady, you have time to make a rotation.

[Explorer8939]

This is the very end of Low Season in Pattaya, the period when the ladies are most desperate for customers. Although I am in Mexico at the moment, I am getting pinged by ladies looking for customers (obviously, they aren't looking at my Facebook).

It's likely by the time I am returning to Pattaya for an extended stay, starting in late October, these ladies will have customers, as High Season kicks in.

But, for now, my telephone is figuratively ringing off the hook.

[Bunky]

Edge Central Condo * * * Thai Friendly Girls * * * LK Metro Agogo Bars * * * Blow-Job Bar * * * Soapy Massage * * * Soi 6 * * * Walking Street * * * Beach Rd / Walking Street Freelance * * * Gentlemen's Clubs * * * Overall, great trip. Highly recommend.

Now that's what I call a tour d'horizon. Informative, timely and well-written. Great job by Jim2288.

[Banana Boi]

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

The two are generally mutually exclusive in Pattaya. Prettier younger girls aren't there to give you a good deep tissue or intense Thai massage. Now if you're looking for late late 20's and up then yes you will find some places.

So the 70-80 per drink is after they make their quota. Not on the first 60/55 drinks in this example.

Correct but girls who do not want to follow a strict schedule can also work on a drinks only basis without salary.

One of the other ways bars make a ton of money on are hefty penalties the girls have to pay. 500 baht for forgetting or losing your badge number, 2500 baht for forgetting your outfit and you are required to buy a new one. 500 baht for not wearing black shoes on black shoe night. 100 baht per each 5 minutes late up to your barfine rate. The list goes on and on and different for each club.

[Raj Patela]

Heading back to Pattaya today. One week at Red Planet is going to set me back $115 for 7 days. How dare they.

No Baitoey insights. Does she Smell, mom of triplets, does she bite, etc?

Thanks to Exploring I'm not going to Sponsor Baitoey. LOL.

[Raj Patela]

Most of the margin is going to the bars. I read somewhere they get now about 70-80 THB per drink.

So they got 42% first. Now down to 35%. However that does make sense a bit because the salaries went up for most models / coyotes in most bars.

To give you an idea.

OneNightJack.

Models 20 K for 10 days / 60 drinks = 60 x220 = 13.200.

Coyote 15 K for 10 days / 55 drinks = 55 x220 = 12.100.

Trow in 2 "mandatory" barfines a 2. 000. And you see the risk for hiring staff is very low.

Penalty for not making the drink quota? They need to pay it themselves (deducted from salary at full price).

So the 70-80 per drink is after they make their quota. Not on the first 60/55 drinks in this example.

I go to One Eye Jacks. I like one white skin girl there. Will buy her a Drink or 2.

The rest are just Motley as H. E. l. L.

I doubt most make their Quota.

How anyone there make s money is beyond my 3rd grade education level.

You can go at prime time no more than 5 customers.

[Raj Patela]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!

Simple answer no way in San Jose are you going to find massage places stocked with other than old portly Thai Ladies.

You might find one somewhat attractive girl here and there but even then I'm Stretching the meaning of young and sexy.

Pre COVID. VIP Massage was the place to go in Bangkok. Attractive and decent massage and Sex on offer.

[LittleBigMan]

Pattaya is like Disneyland for mongers, so many come here and are overwhelmed by the 1000's of ladies screaming "welcome hansum man". But some take it too seriously, and the results can be fatal.

I am trying to inject a little reality into the conversation, in the hopes that some guys will think twice before blowing their life savings on a bargirl.

Its okay to hand your money to a bargirl in exchange for services rendered. You are free to overpay. The problem comes when you are in love with a bargirl and you send her money when you go home. Giving a bargirl money for nothing is bad for you and other mongers, as well.

Living in Pattaya for many years, I have seen the results when a sponsor comes to the realization that "their" bargirl doesn't love them, and they have blown all their money for nothing. In extreme cases, this results in a dive off a condo balcony.

No, I have never been personally burned by a bargirl, although some have tried. But I have seen it happen to lots of other guys.

Be careful out there!

Don't kill the messenger! Your preaching to the wrong guy. The more you try to justify the more you confirm! I've noted many times but human nature when offended people don't listen although they will day they do. When a person keep preaching the same message over and over again whether burn or know someone who has they tune out there Is nothing you can say or continue to say for.

Million time that will change.

It is no different when it comes to looks and priced the merry go round will continue to go around.

[LittleBigMan]

Pattaya is like Disneyland for mongers, so many come here and are overwhelmed by the 1000's of ladies screaming "welcome hansum man". But some take it too seriously, and the results can be fatal.

I am trying to inject a little reality into the conversation, in the hopes that some guys will think twice before blowing their life savings on a bargirl.

Its okay to hand your money to a bargirl in exchange for services rendered. You are free to overpay. The problem comes when you are in love with a bargirl and you send her money when you go home. Giving a bargirl money for nothing is bad for you and other mongers, as well.

Living in Pattaya for many years, I have seen the results when a sponsor comes to the realization that "their" bargirl doesn't love them, and they have blown all their money for nothing. In extreme cases, this results in a dive off a condo balcony.

No, I have never been personally burned by a bargirl, although some have tried. But I have seen it happen to lots of other guys.

Be careful out there!

Don't kill the messenger! Your preaching to the wrong guy. The more you try to justify the more you confirm! I've noted many times but human nature when offended people don't listen although they will day they do. When a person keep preaching the same message over and over again whether burn or know someone who has they tune out there Is nothing you can say or continue to say for.

Million time that will change.

It is no different when it comes to looks and priced the merry go round will continue to go around.

[CaliGuy33]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!

You're best bet is to walk around and sample, it's really not complicated. In the last week I have met three different attractive oily massage ladies for legit oil massage with BJ finish and have repeated with each. But guess what, I don't remember the ladies' names or the shop names. I just enjoy sauntering around town and seeing what's on display out front, if I like something, I go in. It's simple, don't over think it.

[CaliGuy33]

I usually bail from Pattaya in December. January, too many customers.

Plus, Bolt is overloaded, too many Bolt customers.

The ladies get top dollar from 2 week millionaires, plus that's when the sponsors usually visit Thailand, so their "girlfriends" are busy.

Bad time to go to Pattaya. Although its better than December in Birmingham.

Exactly. The one time of year not to be in Pattaya is high season, I have always avoided it and only come to Thailand and Pattaya during low season. Indeed the hotels are cheaper, but the two main reasons are avoiding the crowds and having leverage on the ladies that are desperate for customers which equates to cheaper and better service. Better service because they are more intent on obtaining repeat customers given the dearth of customers overall.

[Explorer8939]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier girls?

Thank you!

There are some shops on the east end of Soi Honey that have young ladies working there.

[HelloIm]

Massage Shops- are located all over the area, many seem to have the same format, prices of menu items are posted, ladies vary from young to old. Some Extras seem to be available at many, discussed between the lady and customer. Having an "oily" massage can be a very enjoyable experience, akin to or in place of a Short Time visit.some with more intensity, at about the same overall cost (300 BT massage+ 1000 FS). I think next visit I will look at in-shop oily massages more seriously if I find ladies who are attractive sitting out front.. I am sure they will think I am a "handsome man".

Soapy Massage I went one time; everybody should go once but maybe not here. There are several located in Central Pattaya which have the Fishbowl Style selection process, with a formatted routine in a room with a tub for a scrub, a tug, then FS, I think I was lucky from what I hear, I gave the floor manager 100 BT and he made a recommendation. Recollection that it was about 2500 BT. Marketed to Indians arriving in buses and vans.. Many smiles.

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!