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10-18-23 15:29 #2191
Posts: 182Different taste, so what?
We all have a different taste, nothing bad about that, the real Africa is the Neddy's one with a lot of charm. But also for the more expierenced African traveller.
Most of the new guys wanted to make it fast and comfortable. Nothing wrong with that also, it's only with a different price tag.
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10-18-23 14:54 #2190
Posts: 252Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
Anyway, I'll be back in this area just walking around. The pollution on the way over almost made me faint, but I'm determined to snag a diamond in the rough off the street. Seems like good possibilities for a young tender.
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10-18-23 08:41 #2189
Posts: 1490Smooth operator
Originally Posted by MrMatrix [View Original Post]
Mwalimu.
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10-18-23 06:36 #2188
Posts: 1490Pollution
Originally Posted by Tottem [View Original Post]
Mwalimu.
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10-17-23 17:39 #2187
Posts: 65Pollution destroys the vibe and girls with attitude
Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
If the pollution was not enough of a problem there is a big change in Ugandan girls attitude and the acceleration there is faster then in some other countries in my opinion. Reverse 10 years and plain girl went for 50 000 ugx and good looking ones 100 000 ugx all night multiple rounds and there where no restrictions on what they did, bareback if you liked. Now the good looking ones only do 100 000 ugx for short time and not all. And they have many demands on that they are not willing to do. Everything has moved to online connections. Good looking girls do not want to be seen hooking up at nightclubs. Ugandan girls also have a bad habit of posting meaningless pictures of themselves on twitter and Instagram with stupid comments like "good afternoon".
Zegreenboy. That is one of the saddest characters I ever came across and his posts are read with a hand on your forehead in pure shock. The only thing he is getting is leftovers. There is nothing prime if you think that read again and put on a pair of glasses this time. But Neddy I think you and him are like twins mentally, the level of delusion is the same.
"Only the super rich have a smart phone. " - I have read many stupid comments but that takes the cake. I know you are old but welcome to the 21st century. A couple of posts ago you forgot what year it is so I am not totally surprised. I think it's time for you to leave Africa and go back to Europe because you are clearly getting a bit senile, the healthcare in Africa will be too expensive for you. Any shitty phone today can have tinder. Girls that have phones without compatibility for tinder are the ones that are not good looking enough to get customers so they can use the funds to buy that secondhand Chinese smartphone.
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10-17-23 11:44 #2186
Posts: 55Just Returned
Just recently returned from two weeks in Uganda, I had a great time, if you enjoy black pussy just go, with a bit of pre-planning you won't be disappointed. I know my views run counter to some other mongers observations but this was my experience.
More details. I'm a white male in my mid seventies, (yes mid seventies), British but also lived in the USA For many years in the past, thanks to good genes and some luck I. M slim, have good health, a full head of hair and can easily pass for 15 years younger. With some assistance from the little blue pill everything is still in full working order. I have never had a problem getting the ladies since my teens so must have 'game' whatever that is. I used my Wise multi currency Visa card, and was never charged a local fee for ATM withdrawals at any bank. Got a cheap sim package from MTN on the day I arrived.
My trip included a good value 3 day Safari in the north of Uganda, I won't dwell on that here but if anyone wants details just message me.
I followed the advise of a previous poster and joined Tinder a week before departure, I went for 34-44 age group, at my age that's my preference. I Included 3 recent pics and a brief bio that I was visiting for two weeks and was looking for someone to show me round, join me for dinner and maybe have some fun after. I had to pay Tinder to be able to switch my location to Kampala. The morning after I posted having not swiped or done anything I had 24 likes, 16 of which had already messaged me, the following days more and more likes and messages arrived. I started a message conversation with four ladies that I liked the look of, quickly switching to Whats App. I saw all four, three of them twice, all four were ready to play and either came directly to my place to meet or came back with me after first meeting outside for drinks. Two owned their own business, a shop and hair dressing salon, third said she was a model and she was stunning looking so I believed her, and she was hot in bed too. Last one I'm still not sure about said she owned land and was waiting to start building. She was the only one who asked for money, $50 needed to fix the brakes on her car. The veteran posters will not be happy with me but I gave it to her. She was very hot in bed and said to me during the first session 'have you ever made love to a woman's ass' when I replied yes I have she said 'well get the lube babe and lets do it now' so yes you can get anal in Uganda!. She also drove me to Entebbe Airport for free on the day I departed and gave me a box of Mangoes and Pineapples that I had to squeeze into my suitcase to avoid having to pay KLM for an extra bag, so I consider the $50 was money well spent.
When I first arrived I stayed in a nice new hotel in the Central business district one block from the old taxi park. Hotel was great at $40 a night including breakfast and no issues whatever with guests, but the location was difficult because of the crazy traffic. So when I returned from the Safari I switched to an apartment in Kololo that was directly across the street from Acacia Mall. While the apartment advert on Booking dot com was a bit bait and switch it was OK for me at again $40 a night. No issues with guests. I got friendly with the lady that controlled the entrance gate, I'm sure she knew but only smiled sweetly when my girls rolled in every day or night, and out again the next morning.
Went to three bars / night clubs, The Terrace Bar, very close to the apartment (will be a bit too close for some as music was loud) was a busy place but did not see any obvious working ladies. Went to Otter's Bar on Friday night with my model lady, this place rocked! Mixed crowd of locals and expats, a live band of white guys playing mostly Country and Western but venturing into other genres too. The atmosphere was great and the tables immediately around the dance floor were packed with working girls, they were not in the lest bit pushy and appeared just to be having fun. One started speaking to my model lady in Laganda, I asked what she said and my lady said she wanted to join us for a threesome, I asked how much she wanted and she said 60 K for all night because she was bi and liked both of us. But my lady said no because she did not want to have her pussy licked by a working girl only me ha, ha. Also went to Jam Bar on Acacia Ave, and were some obvious working girls in there. This place has taken over the location shown as Bubbles O'Learys on google maps.
One of my four ladies wanted me to get tested for STI's and she would do the same so we could go raw (bareback), so I ventured to Nakasero Hospital on a boda. I had read on a previous posters report that the lab was straight forward but it was not how I found it to be. I went at 10 am when it was very busy so that was maybe the problem. Fortunately a sweet girl on the Reception Desk took pity on me and guided me through the system which consisted of filling a form, going to make a payment of 50 K, come back have vital signs, pulse, BP etc checked. Go back to the payment desk pay another70 K, come back and go for consultation with a Dr then wait in turn at the lab, had my blood drawn then sat and waited (smiling at the sweet girl at the desk, and the passing female patents and nurses) for about an hour for the results which were as expected all negative. So 120 K ($32) for the process plus the boda fare of $1 round trip.
I never felt unsafe at anytime, even walking around in Central where I was the only mzungo I saw, traders and shop owners asked me where I was from from, when I said England they asked which Premier League team I supported, and a football (soccer) discussion always followed, most of them appeared to support Manchester United. At one time I had about ten guys round me, when I was asked what I liked most about Uganda, I replied the women and they all roared with laughter. But obviously I did not let my guard down and always used common sense after dark. I never saw or heard a mosquito the entire time I was in Uganda including in the Bush on the Safari, so stopped taking my anti malaria tablets after I returned from the Safari. Because of my age was exempted from the yellow fever Jab so Just had that confirmed in the yellow fever booklet and this was accepted for the online Visa issue.
Before you go I suggest you read this book to get an understanding of the Uganda and tribal cultures, and why the ladies are so willing and happy to please a man. - Uganda the Essential Guide to Customs and Culture by Ian Clarke, you can get it from the online store named after a South American river, at least you can in UK.
Lastly, have a plan be in case it doesn't work out for you, mine was MassageandMoreSpa in Makindye, they have a website, I did not visit or have an out call from them no need. I was sitting in Cafe Javas across from Acacia Mall alone having lunch one day, nice looking, well dressed lady alone at next table, eye contact made, conversation started, phone number obtained easy peeze. Unfortunately did not have time to call her, but next time: and will be a next time I'm defiantly going back to Uganda.
Thank you to some previous posters for some solid advice that helped make my trip so enjoyable and memorable.
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10-16-23 17:30 #2185
Posts: 1490Pros
Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]
https://youppie.net/showthread.php?1627-Ouganda
Mwalimu.
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10-16-23 12:56 #2184
Posts: 252First impressions
Sorry, Kampala is no Nairobi. The quality here can not compare although I like some of the staff at Caramel in Acacia mall. I'm going to make a play on one of them.
Been here 4 days and it's, meh. I went out a few nights. Bubbles is now Jam. I don't like the women there at all. They are too hardcore and some look like worn out old hags. Can you buy me one beer? F off!
Not really feeling my tinder matches. I did take a nail tech out for lunch. I was exhausted my first night so I didn't go out. The next night went to a club and got fairly wasted. I was watching this particular chic dance near me all night. When it was over, I approached her. Seemed like she was down to go with my that night, but I had too much whisky and no vitamins in the system so I got the digits instead. Here's the weird part, she declined going back to my place after lunch. Huh? I don't think I'm contacting her again. No time for these games.
Notes:
Cat Walk was jammed packed Saturday night, but couldn't get good vibes from the attractive ones. It is a bit young overall. Asian Fusion is a nice date restaurant, but I went solo. H20 was lively Friday night, but on the young side and doesn't seem like a good semi pro option. Cafessierre food is overpriced and the staff is cold there.
Got the MTN SIM and small data for 12 k shillings, but almost out and I've been using wifi whenever I can. Ubers are more expensive here especially if going somewhere expensive or to / from the mall. I've bit the bullet and rode boda a few times but never late at night.
My Airbnb sucks on so many levels and it's down a dirt road with a dirt parking lot. No clean shoes in this city. I'm switching to somewhere else and more expensive this week. Nairobi has more quality options at good prices.
Going to pop one of these kamagra pills. I paid 5 k each. The pharmacy did not have Apcalis (Cialis). Going to research a decent massage spot and get one off. I'm hopeful Dar is going to be better than this. I doubt if I would live here. Not my vibe.
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10-15-23 04:42 #2183
Posts: 1490Cash?
Originally Posted by DzikaBomba [View Original Post]
Mwalimu.
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10-14-23 19:50 #2182
Posts: 334Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
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10-14-23 17:37 #2181
Posts: 324A Better Means to Travel?
Originally Posted by MysteryOcean [View Original Post]
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10-13-23 07:21 #2180
Posts: 252I meant Stanbic Bank. It's located at the bottom floor on the left side of the mall.
Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]
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10-13-23 07:17 #2179
Posts: 1490Atm
Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]
I use only Diamond Trust, Equity ATMs. Standard are ok. But they charge too. Only in case of emergency. MASH. Well. All are crap more or less. I use Modern. But delays can happen. I don't use long haul. I broke my journey. Nairobi to Kisumu. Then I took MODERN from Kisumu to Entebbe. Border. Was not a real problem. There's a one stop border shop. I didn't even have to offload luggage for inspection.
Get used to your plans thrown off. That's Africa. You can find yourself thrown in jail for no reason. Or the bus falls off a cliff. Then you're plain and simple dead. Enjoy sweet Kampala pussy. The diversity is hard to beat.
Mwalimu.
Who misses fresh Rolex and DRC and SS pussy.
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10-13-23 03:04 #2178
Posts: 94Originally Posted by Steve99 [View Original Post]
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10-13-23 03:03 #2177
Posts: 94Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]
Kampala pollution didn't help either.
This time again I am planning Tanzania Kenya Uganda For whole December. I'll be only flying. Only mineral water and good hotel with AC.
I want to be in my prime mood to enjoy local beauties.
My Afrointroduction Is blowing up. Second time I am not gomma repeat my mistakes.