Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Davey1965]

A good time was had by all, as the saying goes. Not cheap, but not nearly as expensive as in the USA, so I'd say it was worth it - 1380 baht for the scrub / salt pat / massage / HJ package (number 8 on their menu), 1500 baht tip for the nude massage / HJ / DATY. Why was it worth it? Because the whole process was 2 hours, and Hala was a lot of fun from the start to the end. Excellent time and I feel squeaky clean!

Incredible. That's only $81 USD. You spend an easy $160 for a nude massage here without the scrub and most are granny's. Have to check out when I return.

[Kirsia123]

Fun lady with toys and stockings.

Lisa went by the name Moya when I met her. She was 40+ when I met her the first time about 8 years ago, if my memory doesn't fail me, I could be wrong. She went back to her province for a while and then returned.

As you said, she is great fun. We didn't use any toys, it was great PSE performance incl A+.

[TKOman]

...All of a sudden tell me that time is running out and shows me her phone saying 16 minutes left, and asks me if I want s-x. And starts talking about how little time we've got. I did the fastest ending that I have ever done. It was an ending but it wasn't exactly what I would call a happy ending. I leave without saying a word, since I have no good words to say.

I encountered this exact same scam (let's call it what it is.) at Candy on Suk Soi 24/1 with a stunning little thing called Min. It started out great with her disrobing to reveal perfect fat-free body and nice firm, natural tits. She was super pretty and showered us both up nicely, whereupon we moved to the bed for that special brand of poor quality massage that one only finds in brothel shops. I'm not complaining as the banter is fine and the music is soothing, until. She suddenly announces that time is nearly up and on fact there's "not enough time left"!

I switched to my icy calm tone that I use for such situations in Thailand and reminded her that time management is not my problem and that she better get the job done! She looks confused so I told her to suck me off. She complied and when I approached orgasm, I kept quiet so that a significant portion of the load arrived in her mouth before she could dislodge herself from my spurting cock (resulting in a porn-worthy display of cum running out of her mouth and down my cock). She of course complained mildly about me not warning her (pot-kettle-black) and I casually ignored her.

I left without tipping, as tips are for proper service, not that kind of silliness from a WG.

WIR: I hate to say it but I kinda still want to fuck her trimmed pussy, but will be more directive should I end up in a bed with Min.

[BeachDrone]

Arrived in Bangkok last Tuesday, mid-afternoon. As last year, my first impression was that Bangkok is HOT and HUMID, but that is not newsworthy. My second impression is that Bangkok has a frenetic, infectious, but exhausting energy.

And as I did last year, I headed to Sakura Akasuri on Thong Lor by Soi 6 to get the body scrub and salt pat treatment. Last year, as others have reported, I felt squeaky clean after. First the lady, Hara I think, 34 years old, very cute and teasing, nice natural boobs, no fat on her body. She has you go through the standard process: you lay on a vinyl-covered table, then she rinses you down with warm water, followed by a thorough washing (with plenty of teasing), a generous rinsing, then by a scrub with abrasive mits (not very abrasive, and feels really good), and another rinse. Then she sprinkled powered salt generously all over the back of my legs, feet, back, and arms. After massaging the salt into the skin, she begins patting. This took quite a time. Then another rinse, dry, and over to the massage table. No oil massage, which is good because you want to keep that clean feeling. HJ is included, anything else is negotiated in the room with the provider. The ladies here want a lot for extras, like 1000 baht to take off top. I opted for a nude massage / HJ / DATY, and she wanted 1500 baht, which really was not bad considering where I was. A good time was had by all, as the saying goes. Not cheap, but not nearly as expensive as in the USA, so I'd say it was worth it - 1380 baht for the scrub / salt pat / massage / HJ package (number 8 on their menu), 1500 baht tip for the nude massage / HJ / DATY. Why was it worth it? Because the whole process was 2 hours, and Hala was a lot of fun from the start to the end. Excellent time and I feel squeaky clean!

[AmPervert]

...Please report back after your trip.

I will report in real time so I don't forget.

[TConor]

I have been with Lisa twice 6-8 years ago. She was great fun. But I would think she is close to 50 years old now and I would assume she is past her prime. My next trip is scheduled for April, I hope there is a good line up at Snow White.

Please report back after your trip.

Fun lady with toys and stockings.

[Kirsia123]

I have been with Lisa twice 6-8 years ago. She was great fun. But I would think she is close to 50 years old now and I would assume she is past her prime. My next trip is scheduled for April, I hope there is a good line up at Snow White.

Please report back after your trip.

Thanks for the report Kirsia123. I will be there in a few days. I was thinking of trying this place. It will be Jenny, (Huge tracts of land) or Emmy (porn star around the block kind of look) Maybe, Smile or Nana as well.

[AmPervert]

On my last trip to BKK I went to Snow White for the first time since it reopened. Since I really enjoy A+ I picked...

Thanks for the report Kirsia123. I will be there in a few days. I was thinking of trying this place. It will be Jenny, (Huge tracts of land) or Emmy (porn star around the block kind of look) Maybe, Smile or Nana as well.

[Kirsia123]

On my last trip to BKK I went to Snow White for the first time since it reopened.

Since I really enjoy A+ I picked Apple. Apple speaks close to zero English and our communication was very basic. She is no stunner but I now longer expect that at any MP at this point. I go there for the service and not looks. I had to take the lead and she was enthusiastic during our session. A+, BBBJ, rimming and COF was on the menu. Anal and vaginal was covered. We also used some of my toys and I could tell she was not used to it. Overall an ok session and I would consider Apple for a repeat. However, I can no longer find her pictures on the webpage of Snow White.

A few days later I picked Beer. She is young 22 years old, and looks a lot better than Apple, still no stunner. She spoke very limited English and she was quite shy. The session was a standard MP session. It did the job but I would not repeat with Beer.

Note: both of these sessions were outcall to my nearby hotel.

Q: pictures of Jasmine and Dream look great on Snow Whites webpage, has anyone of you met either of these ladies? I will try to book at least one of them on my next trip to BKK.

[Zam007]

He waits for the last 16 minutes? 555, I know for a fact Aun-Aun is one of the new staff. But what this guy says is does not smell right. I will give a first hand report soon. But form my years of experience and the fact they opened a new shop different from SW. I find this report to be. Unbelievable.

Why do you think it is unbelievable?

I have had some bad sessions with even experienced WGs with highly positive reviews as they were already tired right from the first shift, which ended up with me wasting time and money.

[WithNailAndI]

100% agree, I have a particular liking for rimming and if / when you find the right girl it's quite the sensation tbh. Definitely not as easy to find as in the past, but of you are polite, decent & genuine you can definitely find it at Lotus, Cherry, Snow White, Bamboo etc.

You must have been unlucky then. I have certainly received both the services at these places Traveler originally inquired about. Rimming, in particular, is pretty much standard as part of a good Nuru massage. As I said in my previous post a lot depends on the particular lady you choose, and the chemistry between you in the room.

[MarkJohnny]

I recently had a very pleasant session with Elsa from Aries. She is very friendly and good at Nuru. She basically did everything you could think of from a Nuru experience. For anyone interested in Nuru, I would recommend Elsa from Aries. Aries, so far, has provided a better experience for me than Mitu.

[Traveler95]

So After Candy I had a session with Sofia.

As I mentioned before she has curves and is like girl next door, but she fulfill my expectations DFK, Rimming, GFE attitude.

We ended with a funny French lesson of course on a specific vocabulary.

[TConor]

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[Zahle]

Saturday afternoon I went for a 90 min nuru session at Cherry expecting nothing in particular but open for what ever would happen. But I didn't expect this:

It was my first time at the shop, and I had decided to drop by to see the lineup since you never know the amount of picture manipulation that the shop is using. Aun-Aun was my choice and she is a 9 in my book. Small package and no plastic manipulation. Only downside is the big shoulder tattoo. But then again, it take away some of the innocence from her look. When we got to the room she told me that she was really tired:-O. She talked. And talked. And talked. After a while we both went to the shower, but she was not interacting in any way. She just pointet at the soap and said soap. I gave her the soap, and she started washing by back. But no cleaning of my southern parts. We went to the Nuru madras and she started massage my upper back. This went on for a long time, and most of the time I was thinking, NOW she will move on and do something just a little bit closer to my private parts. All of a sudden tell me that time is running out and shows me her phone saying 16 minutes left, and asks me if I want s-x. And starts talking about how little time we've got. I did the fastest ending that I have ever done. It was an ending but it wasn't exactly what I would call a happy ending. I leave without saying a word, since I have no good words to say.

WIR: Let me just think for one moment.