Phuket Reports

[Enjoy37]

The adventure continues and on Day 3 went to Suzy Wongs. Def some eye candy there. This time they didn't do the Lesbo Show which was awesome to see last year.

Was sitting with a real sweetheart. Had a drink and she said she would only sit with customer but not barfine.

Ok, No problem. Still enjoyed her company with a lot tenderness between us. Was looking at another girl and she was sitting with the same guy the entire evening. Would go back to her the next day. Outside ran into Som, sitting at the Bar right across. I remembered her from last year and bought her a drink. She remembered me as well and reminded me of her friend Aom. She showed me her picture and I said: Yes, I remember her. Som then said Sorry, she can't come with me tonight since she is on her special days, but in a few days should be good. I said No problem, we can meet later. She then smiled and said: Maybe you want 2 and I bring Aom. I said: Sure, let's meet for dinner. Finally my so long-desired Threesome will finally happen I thought.

Wandered the Bars and didn't really find what I was looking for. Called it a night.

The next day went to another favourite Masseuse and with her experienced a good massage followed by a very passionate GFE FS. Not many words needed. We just ride the same wave. And both of us said Goodbye with a big smile on our faces.

Back to Suzy Wong in the evening and the girl from the previous evening was just standing on stage. I waved at her and pointed to the corner where I was going to sit. She nodded and a few Min later she came. We hit it off nicely and when I started to ask about barfining she said it wouldn't be possible. I then pointed to her red ribbon and she started explaining that it's a small one and it would mean that she is waiting for a yellow ribbon. How are customers suppose to keep track of all this BS!? Having said that. On both nights I didn't see 1 girl leave with a customer. Again. I left empty-handed as none of the other girls seemed to my liking. Went to OTOP and my usual Bar was crowded. Sat down for 2 drinks and called it a night.

I wandered around OTOP and can't recognise what all the fuzz is about. The girls at the Bar there are max 6's, an occasional 7 maybe. Fine if you just want to have drinks and play Pool, but the choices for Barfining are so limited.

Day 5 I decided to try Christine Massage. Only 30+ ladies and all with Silicone boobs. None to my liking. Had dinner plans with the 2 girls I met the year before, in front of Suzy Wong, Som and Aom. We met at 20:00 (their choice) in front of the agreed Restaurant and the Greeting was not as warm as I hoped for, but ok. Sat down and ordered, simple smalltalk. Then what they mostly did was look on their cell phones, showing zero interest in me. Despite trying to find conversation topics, they mainly talked to each other and texted their friends. The table was full of food and surely they took pictures to show off to their friends. Then they said I need to barfine as their work starts at 21:00. I said, Ok (what difference does it make as I was planning to spend the night with them anyway) And then it happened: Som couldn't go with me because she was still on her special days and when I then asked Aom if at least she would come with me she reacted rather shocked and said: No. I only sit with customer and drink.

I said if this was the case and they knew this before. Why did they want to meet ate 20:00 knowing there wouldn't be enough time to eat and be back at work at 21:00. They just grinned at each other and I said: No, I will not pay barfine. They couldn't care less. I payed and we said Goodbye. In short: They fucked me.

Day 6 I wandered around without any plans. Saw a cute girl standing at a bar which had a Pooltable. Asked her if she would Play and said Yes with a big smile. After several rounds of Pool and drinks we said down at a table, I ordered some food. She asked about my Apps on the phone and wanted my number. I said ok. Then she said she had to work until 02:00 and would call me. Ok I said, payed my bill and left. Not expecting much she wrote me at 02:00 and asked if she may come. I asked: You want to come stay with me? She said: Yes and a few Min later arrived in front of my hotel with a bag of food in her hand.

Long story short: It was a very passionate GFE and she stayed until 12:00. I need to point out: We never discussed money before, in bed she said: You pay me for boom boom? I just smiled and nodded. Gave her 2500 Baht when she left.

She keeps texting me to meet again, but my next Stop was Rawai.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

You are about to enter smokable substance paradise, have no fear!

Or smokeable substance purgatory if you hate the smell of it.

It pervades everywhere and everything.

And to be bluntly honest with my own personal opinion.

I have found that most of the people smoking it in public are rude, arrogant see%ts.

Abd they choose to ignore or argue the fact when educated, that it is actually illegal to smoke it in the streets, public places, and even bars.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi,

I am in Phuket for several days, and would like to use a opportunity for a temporal change (seeing only Thai women for years now). Is anybody aware of some Line or Telegram group for foreign (Slavic or like) escort?

Online, I can find only insanely priced Russian escort ($300+ per hour).

Thanks.

Try Tinder and ThaiFreindly for non Thai semi pro eescorts.

Or stop being a cheap charlie and try negotiating on the going rate (US $300/ hour) for black / euro / russian escorts on sites like Massage Republic.

[DBrick]

Hi,

I am in Phuket for several days, and would like to use a opportunity for a temporal change (seeing only Thai women for years now). Is anybody aware of some Line or Telegram group for foreign (Slavic or like) escort?

Online, I can find only insanely priced Russian escort ($300+ per hour).

Thanks.

[Fifino68]

Good to hear you found what you wanted.

If you had read back in the forum you would have seen many people saying that TF was a great way to go in Patong.

Also, the massage places along Ratuthit are a gold mine.

And don't forget to check out OTOP.

Thanks for the additional suggestions, will take them up. In the meantime I also had a couple of disappointments with TF when some beauties were far less beautiful than in pictures. Now to my partial justification on my rants I had read TFF for months but 90% of the posts were on the Bangla Road stuff, so I had assumed that was the way to go. So wrong. 😁.

[Blue Bus]

Hey Fam!

Coming on a solo trip to Thailand, particularly Phuket around Christmas. Looking for advice on threesome (FFM) and the availability of smokable substances?

How easy is it to have a non-Thai girl? Any particular and trusted contacts would be appreciated from a seasoned member! My DM is open.

Thank you and lets catch up if anyone is in Puhket on 25th, 26th and 27th December!

You are about to enter smokable substance paradise, have no fear!

[KinkLife88]

Hey Fam!

Coming on a solo trip to Thailand, particularly Phuket around Christmas. Looking for advice on threesome (FFM) and the availability of smokable substances?

How easy is it to have a non-Thai girl? Any particular and trusted contacts would be appreciated from a seasoned member! My DM is open.

Thank you and lets catch up if anyone is in Puhket on 25th, 26th and 27th December!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

OK guys, first of all I take back all I said. I already had 2 good fucks in 2 days and now have a long list. All thanks to TF which works great if you get premium subscription. You get all these freelancers for 2, max 3 k. Most of them way better than the average ones you see in Bangla or the massage places. For me Bangla is gone, done, too old for that stuff, staying 3 hrs in the noise paying for drinking with a girl who barely speaks English? Not my stuff, thanks. Now to reply to the question I got: in BKK I did Thermae, the most efficient place in the whole world with lots of girls for show which you can pick and choose, and then 2 massage places which I selected, worse than expected but still good and very efficient. Now for here in Phuket, for those who, like me, are not into noisy places and lots of drinking but want just action, get your premium subscription to TF and you will be happy. They even come to your hotel, what could you possibly want more? I wish someone had told me but now I am telling to whoever is interested, which I guess is the scope of this forum. Ciao. ML.

Good to hear you found what you wanted.

If you had read back in the forum you would have seen many people saying that TF was a great way to go in Patong.

Also, the massage places along Ratuthit are a gold mine.

And don't forget to check out OTOP.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Are there any recommendations for bars etc around the Ra Wai beach area.

Yes, read back through the forum.

[JcFromNz]

Are there any recommendations for bars etc around the Ra Wai beach area.

[Fifino68]

OK guys, first of all I take back all I said. I already had 2 good fucks in 2 days and now have a long list. All thanks to TF which works great if you get premium subscription. You get all these freelancers for 2, max 3 k. Most of them way better than the average ones you see in Bangla or the massage places. For me Bangla is gone, done, too old for that stuff, staying 3 hrs in the noise paying for drinking with a girl who barely speaks English? Not my stuff, thanks. Now to reply to the question I got: in BKK I did Thermae, the most efficient place in the whole world with lots of girls for show which you can pick and choose, and then 2 massage places which I selected, worse than expected but still good and very efficient. Now for here in Phuket, for those who, like me, are not into noisy places and lots of drinking but want just action, get your premium subscription to TF and you will be happy. They even come to your hotel, what could you possibly want more? I wish someone had told me but now I am telling to whoever is interested, which I guess is the scope of this forum. Ciao. ML.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey guys,

I am here in Patong, arrived today after 3 days in Bangkok where where I had 3 good fucks in 3 days. Then I come here, go around Bangla Road and all I get is pay 320 baht for a good looking girl to sit with me for 10 minutes. What did I do wrong? I did not enter the gentlemen clubs because I do not want to spend 3 hrs drinking and then pay another 3 k for a fuck. So, guys, how do I get laid? I am ok with paying 3 k but not with wasting an evening without even a hint of a duck! Please help!

A question to you.

Where did you find your fucks in Bangkok?

Was it in gogos at Nana or Cowboy?

Was it in small bars / knock shops?

Was it in massage shops?

Was it with freelancers in Thermae, or online from ThaiFriendly?

Unlikely it was a gogo given your price range mentioned, so best to skip Bangla Road gogos on Soi Seadragon.

Similarly you won't find a girl in the bars along Bangla, except maybe in the side streets who will go short time with you to a hotel.

For bars and fucks, head to OTOP, look it up if you need to, its down near Hard Rock Cafe.

Massage shops all over Ratuthit and Sansabai will provide on premise fucks for 2000 baht or less.

And freelancers, well they're everywhere, all the music bars on Bangla, the nightclubs later at night, and alone Bangla itself (tho watch out for ladyboys).

And there is also ThaiFriendly.

If you still can't find it, then tell us what your fucks were in Bangkok.

How much you paid, where you met, ST or LT, your hotel / their place, etc.

[Enjoy37]

Evening gents,

Just wanted to share my impression of the scene here. Third time in Patpong within 2 years.

First evening met an old friend from a massage place not too far from Bangla.

Met her 2 years ago when she was 21 and didn't see her since. I expected for her to change and boy was I right. Best part is that she knows herself, even said so, quote: " I am not the innocent, sweet girl you remembe are"!

The job simply got to her and she isn't even smiling anymore. Service went down, Prices went up.

Had a 1 h massage plus 3000 for FS (paid to support an old friend). She still felt really good but didn't want to kiss, only short BBBJ and no DATY. Not same GFE I had 2 years ago when she agreed to spend whole day with me for 6000 be. Will not repeat, unfortunately.

Went to HAREM. Hit it off with one of the waitresses, bought her a drink and started talking.

She said barfine is 2000 and for new customer only short time available for 5000. Later long time possible for 7000.

Because I really liked her I was willing to pay. Still early in the evening, Bar closes at 04:00 and said I would be back.

Went there at 03:30. She came to me and I said " Time to go ". She wanted more drinks and I said " No, I want to go ".

Long story short I just left because didn't want to accept to be milked for money and then hear that she was too tired to come.

Different girl I still had the number from last time. Was texting her. For some reason I cannot understand she says she would only do short time. 1000 for Bar and 3000 for her, one time Sex.

I said No Thank You.

Checked out the Club at the end of Bangla (away from the Sea). Went there around 02:30. Mostly older ladies, a few young ones but not good looking (5 or 6 in my book).

Passed a few massage parlours, talent there was widely spread, mostly 5 or 6's as well. Only a few 7&8's.

Not sure Patpong is still a good place to come to.

[Fifino68]

Hey guys,

I am here in Patong, arrived today after 3 days in Bangkok where where I had 3 good fucks in 3 days. Then I come here, go around Bangla Road and all I get is pay 320 baht for a good looking girl to sit with me for 10 minutes. What did I do wrong? I did not enter the gentlemen clubs because I do not want to spend 3 hrs drinking and then pay another 3 k for a fuck. So, guys, how do I get laid? I am ok with paying 3 k but not with wasting an evening without even a hint of a duck! Please help!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks Mogwai for that tip, could be a game changer for me.

So to follow on from my last report the woman I mentioned became my holiday girlfriend. She worked from 10 am until 7 pm. Then she'd go home, get cleaned up then ride her scooter over to my place then we'd go out for the evening. Usualy head to OTOP drinks, food and pool. She had a friend there that ran a bar. They all seem to have friends that run bars. So I'd buy the odd round of drinks for the 1 or 2 fellow pool players and one nigh takeaways. I know a lot of guys seem to baulk at doing this but what the hell. The nightly cost was not huge, ie usualy under a thousand and it does create a lot of goodwill, and the Thais like goodwill, especialy someone elses! Then we would walk back to my place, sometimes take in some music in Bangla. Back home, boom boom, sleep, in the morning more boom boom then she'd be on bike and go home to organize her life for the day.

Next night I'd be waiting for her again where she parked her scooter. It reminded me of the old Rolling Stones song, Factory Girl. Though she didn't have curlers in her hair. For this service I was paying her a thousand a day, I don't know wether this was to much or to little but once again it was a price I was comfortable with. There are down sides to this sort of arrangment as well as upsides. One upside is where I was staying they charged 500 baht per night for "random " guests. I argued that I had booked a room for two and she was the second person, so they accepted that she was the bona fide 2nd person.

Another upside was I had the day free to myself. I often see (and I have been down this road myself) guys wondering around Patong with last nights lady hanging onto their hand. These situations get boring and expensive.

And having the day free meant I could engage in other extra curricular activities. Though I must admit, I'm sure this sometimes detracted from my night performance.

I was staying in Sawatdirak Road which is an area that I liked. It was easy access to everything except ironically OTOP. I had planned on staying that end.

Of town until TGT (g'day) put me onto banh mi rolls in Sawatdirak so I started google mapping and decided that's where I wanted to be.

And I guess the downside of the set up I had is loosing the thrill of the chase type of thing. And I must admit at the end of the night I like to finish up with a bit of whisky and a joint. Having a girlfriend kind of curtails that activity. Probably better for my health though.

Nice trip report BlueBus.

Happy you enjoyed Patong and Phuket, and the banh mi's.

OTOP is a bit of a hidden gem in my opinion.

It has a great laidback vibe to it.