Rants and stupid shit in Dominican Republic

[SubCmdr]

All due respect, this is not an idiocy but common sense.

In my opinion the response was idiocy. Maybe written in sarcastic manner but I did not think it had any useful information for a new person hiring prostitutes in Sosua. We will have to agree to disagree.

With all due respect on June 11, 2016 I posted the following:

I've been in this game for years. It made me an animal. There's rules to this shit. I wrote me a manual. A step-by-step booklet for you to get your two balls drained while many pesos remain.

Number nine: should been number one to me. Two chicas you don't know will bring you certain whoa. Threesome in your room is always a no go. Turn head for a minute you be left with nothing in it.

Let me translate for you: These were instructions that I wrote to educate people on how to take care of themselves while hiring prostitutes in the Dominican Republic. Perhaps the fact that I did not write it in the Kings English made it more difficult for those who are less diverse or knowledgable about the colorful use of language to understand. But the principles are there and still applicable today for those who need them. Feel free to add to them if you feel I missed something.

A threesome is one of the most dangerous things for a solo newbie monger in Sosua. And not just a newbie. And not just in Sosua, but anywhere else for that matter.

Dangerous is simply not a word I have ever associated with mongering in Sosua unless you are talking about BBFS. The post you included is how you handle issues of petty theft if you were concerned about it. You see when I write posts I provide information for the subject to use. Not commentary that even a used sense of humor purchased a 2nd hand store does not think is funny.

But the danger specifically in Sosua is not a petty theft, IMHO. Things can get heated when a girl decides to change the terms midsession. Imagine when 2 of them gang up on you.

I have never had a conflict with a chica in Sosua. IMO these conflicts happen because people are too attached to that worthless fiat currency they bring with them to pay their prostitutes.

They get in the room. Something does not go exactly to their specifications and they get upset. When they could just end the session and send the chica on her way with her payment or less.

This has happened to me less than half a dozen times in Sosua. But it never resulted in a conflict. I don't even get upset. The chica has always left with (some) money and I just move on to the next prostitute. I can make more money. I cannot make more time.

Not even mentioning that threesomes are ridiculously overrated unless the girls are really into each other AND you. But that's not a project on a virgin voyage.

Well this is your opinion. But the way you set up a good threesome is to let the girl that you are already comfortable with pick the other girl. That has worked for me, right in Sousa. They were bisexual and ate each others pussy while I watched. I fucked them doggy style while they ate each others pussy. Then they let me cum on their faces together while they kissed. It was an OUTSTANDING experience. But to each their own.

Yes, I know not everyone can be me. But if you put the work in you can get what you want in Sosua. That is if you are not one of those broke, busted cheap mother fuckers that ain't got 2 DOP to rub together. If that is how you are rolling my brothers, stay at home and make some mother fucking money before you take your trip. SHIT!

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

Why do mother fuckers continue to step to me when I have 10 mother fucking years with "boots on the ground" knowledge to share with others?

Just for the record that is 3650 RONs in country. Yes, in the Dominican Republic!

Think about that the next time you're going to try to throw some weak shit up in my face. Going to get rejected. Cause I go hard in the paint!

[SubCmdr]

You better bring a lot of stuff then. In Sosua a threesome means fucking one chick while her friend is stealing your stuff. Then fucking the other chick while the one you just finished fucking steals more of your stuff. And do not just think of stuff as valuables. Stuff can be cologne, toothpaste, whatever is in the fridge, anything. So if you want nonstop 3 somes, be sure to have nonstop stuff for them to steal.

Pure idiocy

Damn Mr. E you sure know how to piss on mans dream 🤣. So much for the finesse knowledge. Had to tell him like it is, raw no chaser with a squeeze of sarcasm in mix LOL.!

Reinforcement of the idiocy. Or as I like to refer to it as veterans riding each other dicks.

This surprises me because you would think that they have chicas to do it for them. To each their own!

[SubCmdr]

I was wondering if the the mother fucking King of Sosua was dead. It appears he is not. Long live the King!

There's just as many fresh hot beauties being born in the DR, and coming onto the game as ever, maybe more. Time was the only way they could find a customer was to troll the streets and the bars. Or maybe sit and wait in some backroom MP or smelly casa. But now, like the guys, the hot ones have all the business they can handle from the regulars and repeaters on their smartphone contact list. No smart "hot" hooker needs to be trolling the streets and bars looking for a date with a cheap drunk tourist, at 2 am in the morning. They are all home in bed with their kids, or their clients.

Hotness is a subjective. But I understand that is your opinion on things. Which I rarely agree with.

But there's still a market for that casual visitor who likes a walk on the wild side, with its hit and miss, and associated risk. This is where I hear most of the complaints about low quality and scams.

I've never had a problem pulling girls off the street. I value performance over the nebulous concept of "hotness". Performance is what I got. Each and every time. Actually I suggest that anyone who does not like Sousa get out and see the world. Big wide world out there. Just a quick look will show you there are plenty of opportunities other than Sosua to get pussy (using a cell phone or not).

The game has changed. The smartphones changed all that. That's the new reality.

News flash: Over eleven years ago I developed my 6 girl harem within the first month of arriving in the Dominican Republic. Been pulling girls using my smart phone the entire time I lived in the Dominican Republic (in a real city not a puta pueblo like you do). Only old mother fuckers such as yourself are just realizing that the game has changed. Those more technologically astute realized that a decade ago.

Sosua was always the place to go so that you got that up close an personal experience. But now that you need to be in bed at 8 PM each night I completely understand your attitude towards those who like to run the streets.

And as our new King of Sosua always says, May the pussy be with you always!

That is a great line.

Good to see you are still a hater because I gave in-depth reports about Sosua when I was there. You also had that White Hoodie Wearing mother fucking shit going a while back when you got your panties in a knot because I gave you some push back.

Hey, in case you didn't get the memo I have not been in the Dominican Republic for at 11 months and Sosua over 18 months. But it good to know that once someone is a mother fucker they are always a mother fucker (that would include myself).

[SubCmdr]

Just because someone fucks someone else does not mean they do not love you. As long as they treat you right when you are together what does it matter? Or are you expecting your money to buy faithfulness? Had they not gotten pregnant you would have been none the wiser.

GTF!

I thought you had experience in the Dominican Republic. A Dominican Man told me "How do you know that a Dominican Girl is not fucking someone else?" His answer "When you have your dick inside her". LOL!

If there is no agreement then what is the expectation? If there is no agreement then it is not a problem. Only when there is lying involved. Deception. That is when there is a problem. Monogamy is not the standard for every relationship.

What's love got do with it?

[SubCmdr]

Its a sweet GFE until the women gets knocked up by some guy closer to home. These women are just as sexual horny as us men and screw around behind our backs, lying to our face about how much they love us.

Well if you are bringing values that are not compatible with the society your are dating in then you are bound to get got. There is a HUGE diffidence between love and sex. Individuals under estimate the importance of connection and intimacy. My guess is men are not monogamous with the girls they are with especially their wives and girlfriends.

There are not many men who keep it in their mind the universal nature of girls and the society they live in. I had a friend who was a military police officer in the Navy. The ranking officer. He told me his worse week ever was after an aircraft carrier pull out of port but returned quickly for an unscheduled visit. Sailors returned from the ship to situations they did not anticipate. Domestic incidents in the housing were at an epic level. I laughed at the story. But it is not funny when peoples emotions get played with. When you know the truth you can look at things as they are. Men and girls lie to each other in order to get what they want without having to give more or to avoid losing what they have.

Someone made a hit song: "These hos ain't loyal". But neither am I. LOL!

Personally I would prefer a honest girl who tells me the truth and allows me to make my own decisions. After two divorces I made it a policy to tell every girl in a relationship, that I do not care who you fuck. But if you lie to me about it we are done. Been smooth sailing ever sense. No unreasonable expectations.

[SubCmdr]

I owe you a punch in the face.

Name the time and the place! Let's see if she (is that your preferred pronoun) happen to have more skills than just being a Keyboard warrior while hiding behind your screen for safety.

Meanwhile, since this is a hooker forum I am going to do what rules prompt me to do.

Well I guess that works for both of now doesn't it.

FYI:

The purpose of the fourm is to share information on having sex with girls

Take a look at the FAQs if you don't believe me.

[Questner]

Fuck you Questner! You are a nothing more than a keyboard warrior and critical mother fucker that goes from country forum to country forum talking shit. You have not filed a trip report in your last 10 posts!

Ecco qua,

I owe you a punch in the face. We always collect.

Meanwhile, since this is a hooker forum I am going to do what rules prompt me to do.

[SubCmdr]

Sales pitch, let us know on other things to do in Santo Domingo (yes, we are done with the aquarium, the cathedral, the Botanical Garden, the Columbus place, the caves). Since there is no beach, where would you chill for a couple of weeks? There is always a competition from other LATAM countries.

Fuck you Questner! You are a nothing more than a keyboard warrior and critical mother fucker that goes from country forum to country forum talking shit. You have not filed a trip report in your last 10 posts!

[SubCmdr]

So I am over in the Sosua Reports thread and I am reading some report by an old guy talking about the "glory days". Seems like passage of time is now a global pandemic.

My best visit was my last visit. My best nut was my last nut.

Don't be THAT guy. Change with the times!

[OldKool]

We chase down and bang as many babes as possible and then expect them to be loyal. They are trying to eat and do not have great options. If you can build a rapport some times you will have a better time.

Thank you for your philosophical insights into the nature of girls.

I have a question for you: who the fuck cares? You are paying for pussy. You are lying. She is lying. You both are getting what you want. Not like you are trying to wife her up or make her your girlfriend. She has not taken any vows to you nor made you any promises.

[SubCmdr]

Sorry, but that is one of the oldest lies women give, like I will stay with you all night- and after getting paid they run off at midnight because they got a phone call and their sister is in the ER of the Hospital, so they have to go immediately. Like "the check is in the mail ", "I won't come in your mouth" and "you are my only girlfriend". LOL.

Thank you for your philosophical insights into the nature of girls.

I have a question for you: who the fuck cares? You are paying for pussy. You are lying. She is lying. You both are getting what you want. Not like you are trying to wife her up or make her your girlfriend. She has not taken any vows to you nor made you any promises.

[Tempoecorto]

Tempoecorto, please point me to where you have added anything positive to this existing body of knowledge. TIA.

I have 2000 posts and you have?? If you have the time and inclination go and read. Tsk tsk. I know, reading is hard, watching tiktok or youtube is not.

[BangoSkank]

I am not sure about others' but you added nothing to the existing body of knowledge. There is no perfect place, including Sosua. I would wish you great luck, next time and next place, wherever it might be.

Tempoecorto, please point me to where you have added anything positive to this existing body of knowledge. TIA.

[Tempoecorto]

Bro I was just sharing my story and thoughts. Like Aaron Rodgers say "relax. " By the way 2024 you can read my post from south Africa and Brazil. Since you liked it so much lmao

There is no perfect place, including Sosua. I would wish you great luck, next time and next place, wherever it might be.

If you read correctly, you would have noticed that I was NOT at all protective of Sosua, indeed I could not care less. I stated, once again, if you understood English, that there is NO perfect place. I am ZEN, it is people like you, who come with their repeated refrain "Name any country. Is bad" that is annoying. A place is what you make it out to be, just like life, stated by a Greek a long time back, whose name would elude you so I would not bother. Peace.