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04-22-24 17:12 #182
Posts: 45Originally Posted by False22 [View Original Post]
Been here a few years now. I stepped back from the scene as I was so used to Asia it just wasn't the same, Still ID be interested to here what you have found in Merida.
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04-12-24 21:43 #181
Posts: 15That's the size of it
Originally Posted by VW1936 [View Original Post]
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04-12-24 21:21 #180
Posts: 15Bait and switch
Originally Posted by YerMan [View Original Post]
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04-12-24 21:14 #179
Posts: 15Originally Posted by JismTrail [View Original Post]
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04-12-24 21:12 #178
Posts: 15It's easy to find a prosty in Mérida. Just go to Parque San Cristobal, which is crawling with obese and mostly sullen and unattractive women. Or you can find more attractive women on Calle 58, but even more sullen. This is not for people seeking joy, it's more like assisted masturbation.
Aside from the border towns and Mexico City, Mexico may be the most conservative society in the western hemisphere. It's not repressive, the people are just old-fashioned and not sexually adventurous. They are quite different than many Mexicans you can meet in the US. The bar maseras are again obese — obese is normal is Mérida — as well as overpriced and indifferent.
It's impossible to find a good happy ending massage in the city. The heavy dose of Catholicism impacts local behavior, and the masseuses are even more appalled by handjobs than conventional masseuses in the US, and yet it is all perfectly legal. Go to any other Latin country and you will find more sexual fun. Mexico is a hopeless cause. I had my hopes up after first moving here, and even recommended a couple of women, but they soon showed their boring indifference. Don't come to the Mexican heartland looking for carnal fun.
A heads up. It is very expensive to get tested for the most common STIs in Mexico, so the prostys don't do it. They can get tested only for syphilis, hepatitis, and HIV for free, and I'm not sure they even do that. They can't afford to be tested for gonorrhea, chlamydia, trich, and other infections, so they are highly likely to be infectious, so even a BJ is high risk.
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03-11-24 21:39 #177
Posts: 3Merida is great
I don't know why this thread is dead. I've traveled most of Europe and a few South American countries and Merida is by far one of the best cities I've been to for this hobby. I've been living here for over a year and there is literally almost every type of Latina girls you can imagine, from amateurs to pros and from cheap to elite. I have not had a single bad experience other than the occasional bait and switch, but even that that's been few and far between. I can't PM, I tired to get membership here a while ago, paid with btc and never had my membership activated but if you guys want info just post here and I'll try to respond.
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02-04-24 15:46 #176
Posts: 9Originally Posted by VW1936 [View Original Post]
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01-05-24 21:24 #175
Posts: 85Ficha bars? Meetups?
I'll be returning to Merida the last week of January for a short stay. There are two casa de citas not far from Technologico I visit when I can't connect on Mileroticos. I'd sure like to find some more fiche bars to do some hunting. Also, if anyone wants to meet up for a cerveza and share notes, send me a PM. I may check out Calles 58 and 69 but my past experiences there were not great. Most of the women were fat and the one nice one I had was less interested in sex than my ex.
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12-31-23 08:59 #174
Posts: 15Pinky's menu
Originally Posted by YerMan [View Original Post]
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12-29-23 18:20 #173
Posts: 15One provider gone, but Pinky on tap
Originally Posted by JismTrail [View Original Post]
https://www.facebook.com/groups/meridamassages
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12-29-23 17:46 #172
Posts: 1Full service and more
I've found an economical full service provider who works at home, so no spa or posada. She is a very amiable woman in her 50's who will do almost anything asked, including rimming and anal. I see that phone numbers can't be posted, so I don't know how to direct people to her.
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12-04-23 03:43 #171
Posts: 85Strip clubs Kanasin
Originally Posted by VW1936 [View Original Post]
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12-04-23 03:14 #170
Posts: 47Dfox Mérida
The waiter at Dfox told me for $6,000 pesos I could sleep with a dancer. The dancer herself didn't know the cost so she asked the waiter and he told me. I guess that in itself speaks volumes about the strip club. I don't know if it's the strip club culture as whole in that state or just Dfox. To each his own though. The girls were average. I wouldn't recommend this city as a monger playground.
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12-02-23 14:46 #169
Posts: 47Low quality puteros
At the intersection of 58 street and 71 street there a lot of casitas but it seems dishonesty is part of the working girl culture there. One girl said a blow job was included but once in the room she said it was 200 pesos more. Another girl down the street, when I asked her how much time for 400 pesos, she said until I come. Should've known that was a lie. LOL Also she said it was 400 pesos but then once I stepped inside, said there was a 100 peso entrance fee. LOL Both experiences were so transactional I couldn't get hard. I guess if you take viagra it won't be a problem. The girls ranged from ugly to average. There was one cute girl there but she was eating dinner. Worse experience ever. Haven't tried the strip clubs yet.
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11-29-23 06:19 #168
Posts: 2Erotic Massages
So I'm a bit on the lazy side. Actual sex can be more work than I really want to do. So I typically prefer rub and tugs. Here's some of the ones I've encountered in Merida. Most of these can be found via google maps or the mileroticos site. Wrote this out in Notepad so going to copy and paste here. Here we go!
TZA massage. Centro.
Several therapists. Did this one twice because it was close to my house. Had Alejandra (early 20's) and Evelyn (mid 30's) (appearances are about 6 and 7 respectively). It's expensive for what it is. 60 minute rub and tug for $1600 ish, think it was closer to $1800 (It was the "Masaje Tantrico). Good massage, but the happy ending leaves a lot to be desired. No touching, no nudity, neither therapist seemed to be enthusiastic about their work. About as clinical as a massage with HJ gets. It was difficult to get off tbh. Unless cold, dis-interested women are your thing.
4/10. Way overpriced, lacking sensuality and eroticism.
Masajes para caballeros / MAHINA spa. Las Americas.
Both are the exact same business. It's like $1000-$1200 for a 60 minute "Tantric Massage" done by a chubby 5/10 looking early 30's butch type named Nine (pronounced NeeNey). No nudity, no touching, no oral or any other extras. But. She is exceptionally good with her hands, does some interesting tricks and knows all the sensitive areas. It's more of a skilled edging HJ. My only complaint is that you leave absolutely drenched in oil. Speaks some English and is friendly enough. This is my go-to option as it's a fair price for Merida and is actually a good massage with a mind blowing ending.
8/10 - It's probably one of the best handjobs I've ever had. Wish she had a more attractive apprentice or something.
Caribe spa. Los Heroes.
This one is hard to find as it doesn't appear in google maps. Discovered on Mileroticos. Search for Renata in Yucatan. Giant ass with no face photos. Advertises as a high end place for "Ejecutivos". Basic massage with happy ending is $1400. Topless w / touching $1700. Couldn't figure out if there were extras like oral or not. My Spanish is lacking. But she did allow me to finger her and had a really nice demeanor. HJ was solid, seemed into her job, no complaints. Was very attractive (8/10 short but good assets, mid 20's.).
7/10 - Girl is great. Location isn't the best and $1700 ($100 USD at the moment) is pricey just for nudity and touching. Could be perfect if it wasn't so damn expensive and if there's any extras avail.
Evelyn E&M Spa Centro.
Search for on twitter. She is the same Evelyn that works at Itza Massage. From Uraguay. She's attractive but showing age (starting to look a bit tired, kinda has heroin addict vibes but not sure).
Seems to not enjoy her job. Charged $1200 for 60 minutes w / HJ. Good massage really. But when you get to the happy ending it's disappointing. No touching, complains about customers not understanding that. Kinda confusing when she's touching you tbh. Found it easier to get off than I did at Itza Massage. Maybe because I spent a little less.
I give it a 5/10 because at least it's cheaper than Itza Massage.
Hermosa joven de 22 años. CAUCEL near a joint called Daily Burger.
Found this on the MRoticos site. Didn't catch her name so just have to use that phrase as your search. Definitely not hermosa or 22 anos. Was like early mid 40's. Chubby, saggy boobs. Not the best looking, like a 3 out of 10. But what caught my eye was that the service was only $500 for a massage w / happy ending. Was $700 w oral with rubber and $800 without. Went for the massage and natural oral package deal. Location was sketch, house wasn't super clean and random people are going in and out. (they had other girls working there) Massage was so-so. But I will admit, the BJ was actually good. She put in the work for sure. I left happy and drained.
6.5/10 Honestly I kinda prefer Caribe Spa because at least the location felt secure and the girl was nice to look at but. The price to value ratio here isn't bad at all.
Summary: Merida isn't like S. E Asia or hell, even Mexico City, but for massage enthusiasts there are some options.