Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

High Season is here. I have had 2 ladies cancel on me, and a 3rd weirded out:

She asked to come to my condo Right Now, I said yes. After 10 minutes, she asked if she could bring a friend, I said no. After another 10 minutes, she asked if I wanted 2 ladies, I said no.

I suggested she switch from English to Thai, because she seemed to have trouble understanding.

10 minutes later, she wrote in Thai "I am not good at understanding English". My response "you are not good at walking out the door".

After another 10 minutes of stalling, I gave up and went to sleep. My take, she only wanted to come with her friend, so they could drink and ignore me, and get paid, have some easy sex at the end.

[Explorer8939]

Played me like a fiddle? In what way? I have not see that girl in months. Are you trying to say that a three hour short time with BBBJ and CIP times two was not worth 2000 THB?

No one can accuse me of driving up market prices!

The reference was to the promotional stuff the lady was talking about. 2000 baht for multiple hours is okay. And you didn't fall for her sponsorship pitch. Great stuff.

[Xiggo]

Go into Kink on LK metro or into a gents club and you will find what you are looking for.

What is a gents club? Never heard of that before. I googled it and I found something called the den but there is not much info. Website is also down.

[Mr Simp]

I'm the last guy that is going to tell you about prices mate. You misunderstood me LOL. She played you like a fiddle by giving you the super duper nice girl thing. This is a game they play to set guys up for the long game. Then they get you later as a sponsor. Believe me, you were nothing special to her. The con just didn't work. Or did it? LOL.

The Com is Special Needs. Hahaha

[Mr Simp]

I'm the last guy that is going to tell you about prices mate. You misunderstood me LOL. She played you like a fiddle by giving you the super duper nice girl thing. This is a game they play to set guys up for the long game. Then they get you later as a sponsor. Believe me, you were nothing special to her. The con just didn't work. Or did it? LOL.

Nobody is playing the Long Game on the Sub. Girl takes her 1 k and 100 tips and runs.

[Belvaros]

Any idea if there are some easy establishment that offer threesomes?

I am not in the mood to ask every bargirl or thaifriendly girl.

You kind of answered your own question. You DO have to ask the individual girls and / or go to a GC and ask management or ask the bar Mamasan or be creative.

[Belvaros]

Why? It appears that most of these girls work in bars and are going to hit you with the "come to my bar" anyway. That is like the massage chicks. They are like annoying pop-up ads. You say Hello, and they respond you want massage. Stay the fuck off TF with that massage BS.

I am going to fuck with you now. TF has, between the ages of 18-33, over 6900 active female profiles in Pattaya. Less than 20% of the ones contacting me are BG. So unless you think of the 1000-2000 Soi 6 BG are all on TF, there is some statistical surety of other FL being available.

Best Wishes and as always YMMV.

[MikeNm]

What is lost on the price police is Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another man how much money to make or who to fuck.! You know where you can find me.

Not only do I know where to find you, I'm looking forward to it! Beers on me first night out!

[SedNabokos]

I would try to line up a TF visit once a day, I believe you should schedule two per day since the girls can be flaky. If the 1st girl shows cancel the 2nd girl or reschedule her for the next day.

Sorry for picking on you, but this made me laugh.

I imagine somewhere on a forum for working girls there's a girl complaining that farangs can be flaky, so they should schedule two at the same time.

If one cancels, go visit the other instead.

[Belvaros]

Why? It appears that most of these girls work in bars and are going to hit you with the "come to my bar" anyway. That is like the massage chicks. They are like annoying pop-up ads. You say Hello, and they respond you want massage. Stay the fuck off TF with that massage BS.

As you know, some work in bars and will ask you to said bar. Some play on the side. Many are just FL, my point about TF is that I have found it handy in addition to the normal route.

YMMV.

[Belvaros]

I am going to fuck with you now. So much game that you said do you want a drink? Do you want another drink? Do want want a third drink? Do you want one more drink? When you could have just walked in and simply told her we go short time and learned off the bat not to buy drinks and get yourself riled up just to be told no.

Not riled up mate, not riled up at all. Just stating what happened when I was on the sauce. Live and learn, love on to the other 1200+ Soi 6 girls.

[Nyezhov]

But although I have a PPP Inspector (Pussy Price Police) giving me heat on every post, what I find is that is not the price of pussy that is most attractive to me in Thailand. It is the price of almost everything else. So, if you know what you are doing you should be able to save enough money (even if your stack is small) and use to to buy the pussy that you want. You just need to open your mind and get out of the mother fucking tourist zone and off the tourist economy. You do not have to pay 200 THB / hour for a foot massage. I have seen shops for 150/ HR and as low as 100/ hour. Shop around gentlemen. Either pay tourist prices and stop complaining. Or put some mother fucking work in when you have "boots on the ground" and learn how much stuff costs in the real economy.

In my opinion, if you cannot spend what it takes to make you happy in Pattaya, stay home, work harder, stack your cash then come ball on budget. Gauntlet is on the ground gentlemen. Pick it up and prove me wrong. In person! You know where you can find me.

Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive. I thought you Big Shot pimps like to Splash the cash?

[EverythingThai]

Any idea if there are some easy establishment that offer threesomes?

I am not in the mood to ask every bargirl or thaifriendly girl.

Go into Kink on LK metro or into a gents club and you will find what you are looking for.

[EverythingThai]

Played me like a fiddle? In what way? I have not see that girl in months. Are you trying to say that a three hour short time with BBBJ and CIP times two was not worth 2000 THB?

No one can accuse me of driving up market prices!

I'm the last guy that is going to tell you about prices mate. You misunderstood me LOL. She played you like a fiddle by giving you the super duper nice girl thing. This is a game they play to set guys up for the long game. Then they get you later as a sponsor. Believe me, you were nothing special to her. The con just didn't work. Or did it? LOL.

[SubCmdr]

What is lost on the price police is Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another man how much money to make or who to fuck.

This new-to-Pattaya guy would like to know where said experts are finding these specials. Is it on Beach Road, social media, serendipity, or where?

Thanks in advance.

Thai Friendly, Beach Road and just regular girls trying to supplement their income.

EverythingThai wrote it correctly: "There is something for everyone here in Pattaya and at every price point starting from 500 THB".

500 THB is less than 14 EUR at todays exchange rates.

I can get my dick jurked off for 300 - 500 THB, Sucked for 500 - 700 THB; Short Time: 800 - 1200 THB. I consider those to be bargain basement prices for me. But at 2 AM in some of those beer bars you can even get lower than that. Now you might not want them touching your dick. But that does not matter. Some other man without stack the stack you have might be perfectly happy with the satisfaction that girl gives. What you should not be doing is hating on those with a bigger stack pulling what you wish you could pull. That is girly man shit! Be happy with the money you have and that cash still exists. Imagine if you had only digital currency someone sitting in an office somewhere could decide that you cannot buy pussy as you choose. How many mother fucking countries are there in the world. They all have pussy in them. Those not happy with Thailand simply need to seek out another location. Those not happy with the reports of those spending more money than they can or will need to spend some time on personal self improvement and increase their financial education.

But although I have a PPP Inspector (Pussy Price Police) giving me heat on every post, what I find is that is not the price of pussy that is most attractive to me in Thailand. It is the price of almost everything else. So, if you know what you are doing you should be able to save enough money (even if your stack is small) and use to to buy the pussy that you want. You just need to open your mind and get out of the mother fucking tourist zone and off the tourist economy. You do not have to pay 200 THB / hour for a foot massage. I have seen shops for 150/ HR and as low as 100/ hour. Shop around gentlemen. Either pay tourist prices and stop complaining. Or put some mother fucking work in when you have "boots on the ground" and learn how much stuff costs in the real economy.

In my opinion, if you cannot spend what it takes to make you happy in Pattaya, stay home, work harder, stack your cash then come ball on budget. Gauntlet is on the ground gentlemen. Pick it up and prove me wrong. In person! You know where you can find me.