General Info

[Roll Aides]

Anyone been to Siquijor? What's the availability of talent like?

Nonexistent. BYO.

[WestCoast1]

Moved to Gen Info from AC thread.

I don't understand why regular visitors to Angeles City still insist on getting around the city on trikes, when renting a motorbike or scooter is far more practical and economical than using a trike 4 or 5 times a day. I always rent 2 wheels and I am free to move how and where I want, even up to Subic or San Fernando with a cost of 400/500 php per day and in complete freedom. Why make your life difficult by dealing with trike drivers or looking for a free one where we are?

Will never drive anything in the philippines. For ALL of the reasons you listed. Worst idea ever LOL.

This is a good list of reasons NOT to motobike in AC.

This also applies to many 3rd world countries and not just the Philippines. I had a friend that was involved in an accident in Thailand. Not his fault as the local on bike was going the wrong way on one way street. Both parties got serious injuries along with their passengers. All ending up in hospital. Conclusion was obvious. The one with money (always the foreigner and never the local) had to pay for ALL damages and ALL medical bills. Also, don't forget to get proper license. I've been stopped several times before in both Thailand and Indonesia. Police will often stop foreigners to check and it's easy money for them knowing most don't hold a valid motorcycle license.

I drive here. There is very little that is new to learn, except for the customs of the drivers. I am not sure of any booklet that exists for Driver's Training (you can purchase lessons here if you want). If you have a valid foreign driver's license from your country you can apply for and quickly get a Phils driver's license without taking any written or driving test (only requirement: An eye exam). Some general rules of the road here:

1) Everyone moves his vehicle where he wants to, with little heed to other drivers or turn signals (motorcycles are much more likely to signal than sedans or trucks). Anyone can / will cut off anyone else, and nobody gets too upset about it. Turn signals are not used to change lanes, they are used at intersections to turn a corner.

2) Nose-in-front wins. The vehicle whose nose (front) is in the intersection first has the right of way, regardless of traffic signals (most intersections have no lights, yield or stop signs; I call them 4-way no-stops).

3) Nose in front wins again. You are driving along at a set speed in the left lane. The driver in the right lane is driving the same speed as you, but the nose of his vehicle is 12" further forward than yours. He will feel quite comfortable to change into the left lane, without signalling, by simply sliding left. Your choices are slim and dire: L) accelerate hard and get in front of him before he gets into your lane; M) move to your left, possibly into oncoming traffic or onto a sidewalk; or N) Slam on your brakes, decelerate hard, and let him slide into the left lane (this is your only realistic hope). Honking your horn will not stop his leftward movement (he fully expects you to MOVE out of his way). Yelling at him will not help in the moment, nor will he heed your ire.

4) You are in a circle or round-about, like the Fuente Circle in Cebu. There are, say, 2 lanes (left-inner lane and right-outer lane), and 4 entry / exits for the circle. Driving counter-clockwise, drivers entering the circle (from the right) will try hard to move quickly to the inside (left) lane. Then when they want to exit the circle, they will wildly careen across the right lane to exit to the right. Had the driver entering the circle stayed in the right lane, he would have avoided 2 lane crossings (the second one wildly dangerous). Even drivers proceeding thru just a quarter of the circle (90 degrees), entering (from the right to left) and exiting (left to right) quickly will attempt to get to the inside lane, then immediately to the outside right lane. Regardless of this being extremely common, its wildly irrational and dangerous. Speaking to pinoy drivers about this concept gets this kind of response: "Ya I don't know why we do that".

5) At least half, or more, of drivers don't look left (or right) when turning at an intersection. You can stand near any street corner and watch drivers making right-hand turns. They approach the corner and slow down, then turn right, without ever looking left. They rarely come to a complete stop when turning right on a red stop light (they almost treat it like its a green light).

6) Pinoy drivers pass on the left (and slowly) in, and just prior to, a curve in the road, where oncoming traffic is difficult to see. When oncoming traffic shows up suddenly in such a passing situation, the passing driver will not only swerve back into the right lane, he will cut off anyone he was passing, forcing them off the road or to decelerate hard. He might even take his foot off the gas and hit the brake in a panic, thus forcing the guy getting passed to react even faster.

7) Pinoy drivers are often very kind. Several times as I was learning the layout of the various streets, I made an incorrect left turn (a tiny sign, hidden by trees, shows the no-left-turn) or went the wrong way on a 1-way street. Other drivers (and pedestrians) will yell something like: "Sir don't do that. You don't go that way. Go straight". Very sweet.

8) Motorcycles rule the road. They are everywhere and outnumber other vehicles. Their small size means the drivers will drive maze-like thru a traffic jam anytime. I have learned to follow that lead.

9) I have learned to drive willy-nilly like the locals, cutting anyone off the same way they do. Its difficult to drive here and not be cut off several times when going somewhere, and cutting off several other people. I fear that I will return to the home country and drive the same way.

[KumuMan]

I would hit dating sites. Try to message whoever you are interested. Philippine girls are not picky about age. Meet and make a deal for travel if it works. If this approach does not work hit the bars in Manila, Angeles City. Meet girls in bars. Make your deal.

If you get the right girls you can plan accordingly to visit Palawan, Boracay etc.

Money talks. Not the looks, age. Philippine girls are nice and friendly mostly and will make your trip enjoyable. Do not worry if the first few girls refuse. Keep trying. There is always someone who will agree to your deal.

I totally agree with this post. I would make my home base in Cebu and search girls on as many dating sites and pay for the full member option. Palawan and then Boracay.

[Gratass65]

With all due respect at your age have you heard of GIGO?

Garbage In Garbage Out.

Details about yourself would be most helpful. Weight, mobility, hobbies, likes, dislikes and on and on. Most important is your budget. Hotel budget. Travel budget. Budget for girls.

What does organize and accompany you mean? A travel guide? Make a daily routine schedule for you?

With better input you will get a better results.

Thanks for a lot of good advice and tips. And especially this eye opener.

I'm in good shape, and is usualy out for 2-3 hours walking every day.

Budget aprox Euro 200 pr day?? Or should this be increast.

I have some experience with German FKK clubs. But that is FFFG (find, fuck and forget).

Now I'm actually looking for a lady who can also be nice to have breakfast with. And it will be a slightly different starting point.

I don't want to ruin my vacation by making a deal with a jealous, controlling lady. At the same time, I want to avoid dramatic scenes when I leave the Philippines.

I have to think a little more carefully about what might be the best. But it's nice planning. If there are more tips, they are welcome. If you have contacts I can use, please send a PM.

I will keep you updated along the way.

[Turgid]

Anyone been to Siquijor? What's the availability of talent like?

[Drbombay]

Hi.

I have read a lot but haven't found a good answer, I need expert advice.

I am 67 years old and have never been to the Philippines before. I have now booked tickets for January. I want to enjoy myself with ladies. Age from 25 and up. I also want to experience beautiful nature and culture. What is the right place for me?

Manila? Palawan? Cebu? Borocay?

I could also imagine hiring a lady to organize and accompany me around. Does that make sense?

What age range do I have to look for? (I don't want them old, I have a lot of old girlfriends back home.).

I hope someone can give me some advice.

My recommendation, just go there with your mind and eyes open. If in Manila, start off in LA Cafe. You'll meet a regular lady just looking for money. If you want to make more of that, then just pay more and if things hit off, then take them on travel as a companion. It's really easy there in the PI overall. Just don't go there with an attitude and wearing a cape believing you are "Superman" there to save some lady and her family. Take your time and what you are looking for will come to you!

[Aml3740]

Just one other piece of advice. If you're around a non-hardened pro for more than a few days, she will probably tell you that she loves you. And she will mean it, at least in some form. Be prepared for that. Be prepared for clinginess after she says that. Be prepared for jealousy if you continue much longer than that. All things to consider when taking a girl along with you.

Be prepared for bullshit in its many forms. If a girl is a pro in any sense of the word, her job is to get your money. Don't be easily separated from it.

But, there are good things, too. Like my 21 year old from Mindanao. I can call and talk to her at any time because she has nothing to hide. She has told me the good and the unflattering things about her. She actually is honest and does what she says she will and doesn't ask for money. She actually waited to say love, is not clingy, and is not jealous. I say this just to show that there are many sides to the girls here.

[Goferring]

I would hit dating sites. Try to message whoever you are interested. Philippine girls are not picky about age. Meet and make a deal for travel if it works. If this approach does not work hit the bars in Manila, Angeles City. Meet girls in bars. Make your deal.

If you get the right girls you can plan accordingly to visit Palawan, Boracay etc.

Money talks. Not the looks, age. Philippine girls are nice and friendly mostly and will make your trip enjoyable. Do not worry if the first few girls refuse. Keep trying. There is always someone who will agree to your deal.

Also, how long are you, Gratass, staying for??

If days, then hit the bars. If weeks, hit online. If months then you will meet civilians.

It's very easy to find a travel companion. Just remember to leave your self a way out should thing turn bad. Many girls are great for a few days but can become tiring after that.

Be careful delegating too much too the girl otherwise you will end up seeing what she wants to and possibly being led to her cousin, the tour car driver extraordinaire.

Age really is up to you. Anywhere along the spectrum won't be a problem.

Enjoy. G.

[Jarango]

I flicked through your posts. Going on them, you should go to either manila or Angeles ad pace out your fucking. Tour guides seem to be not for you and using a hooker as a tour guide is not for anyone.

Hi.

I am 67 years old and have never been to the Philippines before. I have now booked tickets for January. I want to enjoy myself with ladies. Age from 25 and up. I also want to experience beautiful ne.

[Dg8787]

Hi.

I have read a lot but haven't found a good answer, I need expert advice.

I am 67 years old and have never been to the Philippines before. I have now booked tickets for January. I want to enjoy myself with ladies. Age from 25 and up. I also want to experience beautiful nature and culture. What is the right place for me?

Manila? Palawan? Cebu? Borocay?

I could also imagine hiring a lady to organize and accompany me around. Does that make sense?

What age range do I have to look for? (I don't want them old, I have a lot of old girlfriends back home.).

I hope someone can give me some advice.

With all due respect at your age have you heard of GIGO?

Garbage In Garbage Out.

Details about yourself would be most helpful. Weight, mobility, hobbies, likes, dislikes and on and on. Most important is your budget. Hotel budget. Travel budget. Budget for girls.

What does organize and accompany you mean? A travel guide? Make a daily routine schedule for you?

With better input you will get a better results.

[Sammon]

Hi.

I have read a lot but haven't found a good answer, I need expert advice.

I am 67 years old and have never been to the Philippines before. I have now booked tickets for January. I want to enjoy myself with ladies. Age from 25 and up. I also want to experience beautiful nature and culture. What is the right place for me?

Manila? Palawan? Cebu? Borocay?

I could also imagine hiring a lady to organize and accompany me around. Does that make sense?

What age range do I have to look for? (I don't want them old, I have a lot of old girlfriends back home.).

I hope someone can give me some advice.

I would hit dating sites. Try to message whoever you are interested. Philippine girls are not picky about age. Meet and make a deal for travel if it works. If this approach does not work hit the bars in Manila, Angeles City. Meet girls in bars. Make your deal.

If you get the right girls you can plan accordingly to visit Palawan, Boracay etc.

Money talks. Not the looks, age. Philippine girls are nice and friendly mostly and will make your trip enjoyable. Do not worry if the first few girls refuse. Keep trying. There is always someone who will agree to your deal.

[Gratass65]

Hi.

I have read a lot but haven't found a good answer, I need expert advice.

I am 67 years old and have never been to the Philippines before. I have now booked tickets for January. I want to enjoy myself with ladies. Age from 25 and up. I also want to experience beautiful nature and culture. What is the right place for me?

Manila? Palawan? Cebu? Borocay?

I could also imagine hiring a lady to organize and accompany me around. Does that make sense?

What age range do I have to look for? (I don't want them old, I have a lot of old girlfriends back home.).

I hope someone can give me some advice.

[Don Roberts]

Originally posted in Cebu 2022- but nobody much goes there.

Fatties & Trannies.

Just back in Cebu after 3 years absent. Still a 3rd world shithole. Only had 2 regulars to call. One is pregnant. The other one is gone fat.

Would have been rude to tell her to get lost, so I took one for the team. Last time I did a fat chick was my one & only ex-wife.

Looked online- Fatties & Trannies!

Not many bikini bars left, & my car sat for 3 years & not so reliable.

So, I can't get out to reconnoiter. I've been coming to the philippines 24 +/- years now.

I'm stuck way out in Mactan, Maribago, nso it's hard to get girls to come out here.

Any tips appreciated!

I forgot to send $ to ISG before I left so no messaging.

I'm going to post a list of bars etc I got off the internet- can't vouch for if it's accurate:

CLUB TIPSY.

MANDAUE.

2nd floor Hi-way central bldg M. See Briones St, Mandaue City, Philippines, 6014.

Opens every Thursday- Saturday 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM.

He And She (Bikini Bar).

227 Osmeña Blvd, Cebu City, 6000 Cebu, Philippines.

CLUB HAVANA.

LL2 X.

And. SIDE RD TO AIRPORT etc.

THE PHILLY.

MACTAN.

CLUB GIRLFRIENDS.

Address: M. V Patalinghug Pajo, Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu, Philippines.

HONEYPOT SPORTS BAR MACTAN.

Players club opposite grandmall.

MACTAN.

Kangaroo bar MACTAN same place is good live music karaoke.

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[WestCoast1]

Agreed on the whole, but not necessarily at Thermae or beer gardens, girls at those were not hotter than the ones available in bars in Burgos or AC.

Wildly agree. I was comparing beer garden gals only to LA Cafe.

A larger number of bars = more girls, however, if you don't like Asian girls it is pointless going to either, it was lack of ass that bothered Tijuana if I remember correctly. If he couldn't find anyone in Burgos, a larger percentage of girls probably would not help so better sticking with Brazil or Colombia?

I was trying to get him to stay out of Phils. More ass for you and me. Kidding TeeJay, you come back anytime.

[Muttley81]

In addition, from pre-covid to post-covid, there has been a fairly large change in the AC customer landscape. Prior to AC, Koreans (and Japanese) were an increasing number of visitors, and gringos were still the majority of visitors (but dwindling). The place closes completely for 2 years, and upon re-opening the Koreans are 60%+ of the people on the WS, and in the non-K bars most of the customers are no longer week-long visiting warriors, but expats who live in the area. The white visitor seems to have stayed home in mom's basement.

Agreed, but it is also worth noting that the number of expats dropped significantly during the pandemic, so there is even less demand to be factored in along with depleted tourist numbers. As soon as lockdowns were beginning to be announced majority of people I knew fled back to home countries, particularly those with young families.

Other gents correct me if I am wrong about this next part. But should Teej decide to come back to asia, BKK / Patts have a phenomenally larger number of girls (with a flatter tummy) available between the larger number of gogos, Thermae, and beer gardens (beer gardens are similar to LA Cafe, with somewhat better looking girls, and there are dozens of them in both cities).

Agreed on the whole, but not necessarily at Thermae or beer gardens, girls at those were not hotter than the ones available in bars in Burgos or AC. I've said thoughts on this before, I enjoy living in the Philippines immensely, but if I was a tourist traveling thousands of miles, it'd be Thailand I go to. More to do in the day, better places to get traditional (and naughty) massages, and larger selection of venues at night (Gogos, normal bars and nightclubs). A larger number of bars = more girls, however, if you don't like Asian girls it is pointless going to either, it was lack of ass that bothered Tijuana if I remember correctly. If he couldn't find anyone in Burgos, a larger percentage of girls probably would not help so better sticking with Brazil or Colombia?